Last night you managed to get lucky and have sex with middle girl in pic related.
As you approach her and her friends you over hear:
>"And, he had the TINIEST dick"
>"Omg...here he comes"
What do you ACTUALLY do?
I grab the wine glass from her hand and break it.
I immediately slash the throat of her friend on the right. The degenerate whore clutches her throat in agony, realizing she's breathed her last breath.
I punch the shitskin bitch on the left, then chop off the tits of the whore I slept with.
Get a load of this memester
why would you care? Because she's humiliating you in front of her friends.
GOod on you for not caring but in the moment it's kind of hard not to react. I'd definitely want her to feel bad about it.
Depends on how well I knew her before hooking up
If I didn't, I'd introduce myself to them and pretend I'd never seen her before.
If I knew her name and not much else I'd stumble over her name ask about how she enjoyed the [place where we were] last night, and mention that I had a good time, but imply that I went home alone
If we were casual acquaintances or friends I'd act super excited to see her, get her to introduce me to her friends, point to the cutest guy in the area, say he's fucking gorgeous, and ask her to be my wingman.
>humiliating me in front of her friends
I'd react more strongly if her friends were attractive, but even then, there's nothing you can do to make it better except leave or talk like a normal person and ignore it
>pretend you didn't know her or just act gay?
It's about either making her seem like she's full of shit, or straight up immemorable in the sack
>Seems kinda faggoty
It's about 30% faggoty, considering my sexual history
>"That's right, but apparently it was big enough for you. If you'll have sex with me, who knows what other disease ridden things you've fucked. Stupid whore, thanks for taking my nut last night like the slut you are."
Fuck off to confession because I'm Catholic :^)