Fucking Normies and their Shitty tastless "Healthy" foods
Post your favorite foods
Pic related chicken tendies
the only acceptable answer is in this picture. MEAT.
Pizza. I love practically all pizza, but if I had to pick a favorite itd be classic NY style cheese.
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad
hamburgers w/cheese you can put anything else on it and i'll eat it
>Describes vegan food as having "leaves" on it
>Hasn't eaten a vegetable in YEARS
>Practically crying while eating vegan food
Waifu material. Anyone who shits on this woman is a cuck vegan normie cunt who can't eat steak because their girlfriend said no.
my favorite comfort food is hibachi steak rice and viggies
did your mistress catch you on r9k again and wrestle the keyboard away from you so she could chastise me while you finish up the Kale-Chard Salad with low sodium water dressing that she made you?
nah senpai. Legit think fast food and junk food is foul. There is a reason everyone is this country is a fat ass. I'd fuck with that kale salad way before i'd eat nasty as tendies. better fot the mind, body and soul.
ps- there is NO FUCKING WAY I would ever date a women who eats that garbage.
The Whopper has NEVER looked like that. Unless you go to some place like the original Burger King or some other place where they have a reason to show off you'll get a shitty dry piece of meat in between two average buns.
Emotionally scarred by cancerous normie corporation? A normie? U fokin wot?
On a realistic note
>Says AP RINN
>Later says Apron correctly
>Claims she wants unlimited pumpkinspice lattes because she hasn't tried it yet, despite spending HUNDREDS of dollars on starbucks drinks
She must be satirical, right?
>Not wanting a girl with good taste
This girl is my hero
>I eat five guys all the time, I have a pretty good job and the ladies love me.
Keep it up. CICO is not a meme.
Absolutely Fucking Based.
Take note, anons.
She's IRL waifu tier.
Her and I would get along so comfy desu.
No veggies. Only tendies. And doritos. Pizza. Prime steaks. The gud stuff etc.
>revealing her Powerlevel this hard
Real pizza. not dominos, papa johns, pizza hut type garbage.
>I'm guessing you have some weird mutation where your body doesn't have the survival instinct to like high calorie/sugar/fat foods.
It's all what you allow yourself to get used to.
it's like if you don't smoke, you don't crave cigarettes. But if you smoke, and then quit, you'll do nothing but crave them.
NEET life, nothing better than eating this while playing league of legends while all the wage cucks work.
>Can't handle eating just a few flavorless veggies on bread
>All the orbiters in this thread because "lol tendies XD"
Don't insult our waifu
That looks banging. Since Jersey Mikes left here I can't find a good Philly Cheese place.
I live in the South, wasn't born here though. But yeah I had a southern chain, Chicken Express. It's criminal underrated, like everything you wanted KFC to be.
I love the taste of buffalo sauce.
My favorite would be between buffalo dip or buffalo wraps.
Served with some au jus and horseradish sauce and a side of mashed potatoes, doesn't get any better.
I honestly can't decide because my favourite food changes based on cravings at the time. I'd have to separate everything into different categories.
Favourite cold drink is bubble tea, hot drink is hot chocolate, soup is clam chowder, noodle is miso shoyu ramen, meat is steak, seafood is snow crab legs and favourite sweet flavour is green tea/matcha, except for in candy, which is soda or coke. Eggs are also worth mentioning because I can literally eat 30 eggs in one day without getting tired of them. My favourite overall meal is white rice with a sunny side up egg and miso soup.
>inb4 weeb taste
it's because I'm asian and was raised on japanese food
>Steak slathered in BBQ sauce
>not fucking weird
>Using the term "BBQ" interchangeably with "Grilling"
My misinterpretation is entirely your fault. Because that is not BBQ as you claimed it to be.
>eating the most common place italian dish available other than pizza
>implying it isn't the most normalfag food
>Even has the audacity to post spaghetti with marinara sauce
>Still not eating the superior Italian dish
You sound like a faggot.
I'm actually a fat mulatto, I just know my food.
>that autistic fit the end
i was okay with her until that
Brown rice and black beans. Add some olive oil, a bit of salt. When you want to turn up, add veggies - chopped bell peppers, diced or crushed tomatoes, onions, adding succotash is good af (Walmart sells it for $1 a can).
I did years in college on that rice and beans diet. Cook up ~1.25-1.5 cups dry, lasts 2 days, 2-3 meals. Canned beans of course.
You can do white rice, but brown is healthier. I'd also suggest.. if you get white, get sticky rice, some seaweed wrappers, a bamboo sushi roller and make some vegetarian sushi rolls.
fucking hell mate
white rice > brown rice anyday
yea i just checked a rice cooker, seaWEED and 5kg of sushi rice would cost me 25 quid, im not about that vegaytarian life so i need some salmon in the mix
gotta sleep on it, thanks for the advice
Baked motherfucking brie. Melty, sweet, savory, loaded with fantastic winter herbs, absolutely delicious.
That and sushi, probably.
couldn't find a good picture but lamb souvlaki is amazing
Nothing will beat these, not even in a life time
yall niggas have problems in bongland
>genuinely was unaware americans called rocket leaves arugula
genuinely thought you were memeing related pic until I googled it.
wraps/sandwiches. it's basically a whole meal in one neat little package. the umami, juicy taste of the meat, crunchiness of the veggies, and creamy richness of the cheese and sauces is the ultimate dining experience. burgers, shawarma/kebabs, burritos, subs, it doesn't matter. just give me some meat, cheese, salad and spread and I'm the happiest man alive
Literally the only dish you can make with the rice cooker is sushi/ onigiri
Ofcourse you can steam rice as a side.
You'd be better off buying a pot and learning to boil rice. Which is still retardedly simple.
Also if you buy a cheap rice cooker, your rice won't cook evenly.
you can actually cook rice evenly in a pot
Sour beef and potato dumplings is one of my fave. Also eggplant Parmesan and spinach pie
I agree fellow extraterrestrial androids. "Pizza" is truly the finest thing in the world. Particularly when served right out of the oven (if you know what I mean). Tgif sensei, wagecooks will never understand how good quality cheese pizza feels against your skin after a long stressful day of dealing with chud stealing all the qt.6.022 x 10^-23 George Foreman grills.
If you give me your name and social security number, and hook me up with some cheese pizza, I'll dump an uncommon bebe the toad picture without watermark.
Yeah, but what does a six pack get me? My personality is so fucked it's not like it would help me pick up any girls.
Grains are a part of many tasty foods. A six pack looks good, but it's not a requirement for good health.
If you insult my fucking waifu one more fucking time, anon, I'll call Mr. Shekelsteen and he won't let you eat his cum out of your wifes used up cunt for the protien you need to survive anymore. Just try me, faggot.
>Best pizza place in the US
You could have at least given a new example instead of looking like a spunksucker. Like yeah I'm sure the owners of Cucks Fine Italian are actual Italians, but you still LOOK like a tard saying it.
More autistic than tendies and deenz - and oh so good.
Litrelly just the right amount
I have a story related to SPAM
>be me, age 16
>shared room with brother at the time, he was a tard to end all tards
>goes into the woods to smoke some weed, then comes back
>goes downstairs in his boxers, hear him cooking something
>smell something fucking rancid (I've always hated SPAM, from the taste to the smell to the texture. I don't even like ham, really, so spam is just insulting)
>brother comes up with an undercooked fried sandwich
>looks at me and says, with his mouth completely full
>"Just add SPAM to a CLASSIC grilled cheese!"
>Exactly like you'd expect to hear in adverts
>In montreal, we call this a montreal smoked sandwich
>Therefore nobody else in the entire fucking world has a different name for this sandwich, or even has access to it at all
Typical myopic faggot logic, reminded me of the time a Cuckifornian told me I would never know a good burger because only California has In n Out burger, as if I can't get something just as good from an equally meh tier burger joint.
>Insulting my waifu
>When I literally just threatened to tell someones slavecuck master they've been slacking off for the same shit
>Thinking I won't pull the plug on your Chadspunk privileges too
Next time tell her there's an In n Out in Austin, Texas, and that hardly anybody gives a shit because Whataburger, a Texas staple, outclasses In n Out any day of the week.
Maybe, I mean you americucks have pastrami but its not the same. And you guys keep forgetting the mustard
Also here in canada they sell microwavable single sandwich amounts of dat meat individually packaged at costco and its my favorite easy ass neet food by far
Literally nobody in the world gives a fuck about Canada so stop pretending that anything about your life isn't irrelevant and meaningless you fucking loser. Either move to an actual country, or shut the fuck up forever about your boring, worthless life.
Dude no self respecting deli would ever forget mustard, also it has to deli style mustard not that neon yellow bullshit. You clearly went to the wrong place. The only way it wouldnt have mustard would be if it were a rueben or something.
>more than you should eat in a day
never change skellies
Booty blasted americans, when will they learn
I was about to say, 2000 cals is like a 5'4 woman average intake.
Sure 2000 cals is a lot for one meal, but if an active 5'8/5'10 guy who eats 3500 a day eats there it's no big deal.
Dude learn to fucking read before you get all self righteous on us. Congrats you put cheese curds on fries with gravy. I liked canada the times I've been, but you're just picking the most cliche canadian dishes that aren't even that unique or good. Also your bagels are absolute shit.
You disgusting fat fucks will never beat peru.
>chili cheese fries
>carne asada fries
ALL HORSESHIT COMPARED TO THE GREATNESS OF SALTADO
10 x tastier
10 x healthier too.
I like wexican food.
Home made tacos with sweet sauce. Oh man I've got them down to a fine art. I don't even like takeout anymore they're so good.
Next up is chinese style veggie rice and curry. Same deal with that. Local chinese got bought out and become a shithole, so I had to learn to cook it for myself.
dessert: profiteroles, also pecan and maple pastries
honourable mention: good hamburgers and fries. good hotdogs, poutine
fuck pizza. gives me indigestion every time
You're a silly cunt who doesn't realize why I posted Lomo Saltado to compare with poutine and chili-chese fries aren't you?
I love chocolate and anything with chocolate in it more than anything in the world
saved to my food porn folder, have this in return
Lomo Saltado is more iconic as Peruvian dish than Ceviche.
Fuck every country and south america has their version of Ceviche.
So you using it as an example of iconic peruvian food is straight up retarded.
Yes it's origin is in Peru, but it's all over the continent.
Just like fried rice with asia.
>its origin is in peru
>not every country has meat and potatoes
>shit tier tourist food
>ripped off chifa bullshit
Dude do you even listen to yourself? Unless you're hagning out in the mountains away from the coast, they hands down have the best ceviche. They also have tons of awesome potato based dishes and stews, peru has more than 6000 different types of potato that are native to it. If anything, peru is probably most famous for the potato. Also parihuela is fucking delicious.
A chile dog and french fries goes with every situation. Crack a beer and have the biggest, greasiest orgy of assorted spicy meat, white bread, and salty fried potato possible. You CAN'T be sad after something that indulgent.
I LOVE coney dogs. Should have made that picture one desu I just forgot what they were called. I've ended up putting mustard on a regular chili dog if they don't have them to order.
Granted, its hard to eat one in public without ending up as a sauce and meat-smeared trainwreck, especially with long hair, but the taste is absolutely worth it.
Ceviche is not iconic as a peruvian dish. Period.
As I said it is a dish that has traveled so far outside of it's birthplace that many of it's neighboring countries are known for it too.
Now you may not like Lomo Saltado but you cant deny it is the most well known dish from Peru.
Lomo Saltado is to Peru, what Paella is to Spain.
I haven't had much Peruvian food and I envy you for that. I can only try what is the most common and available in my area.
And Lomo Saltado is one of those dishes.
>What's most common in my area
This is what I'm trying to say. I think your experience is anecdotal, if you go to peru or look it up online it's pretty clear what the country is most proud of, or what they woud consider their national dish. Just because you can get a food from another place doesn't make it not iconic.
It's no where near as iconic to Peru as Lomo Saltado though.
That's like trying to argue that yakisoba is more iconic in Japan than Sushi.
Fuck Mexico is even known for having good Ceviche.
>havnt ate beef in forever because I'm really, really poor and chicken is cheaper
>splurged on a package of ground beef and made some tacos today
>whole time I was thinking "fuck this smells and looks disgusting"
I think I can see why vegetarians are vegetarians, but I still enjoyed the fuck out of that taco.
My favorite food is still
anything that's free
How is that even remotely close to being the same situation. Just because mexico has ceviche that is good doesn't make a food inherently mexican. I had really good sushi in california, pretty sure I wouldn't say sushi is californian. Just because you associate lomo saltado more with peru doesn't make it right.
Sorry this pic
I just checked out that link.
Yea I suppose you are right.
I find it weird to associate Peru with this dish considering so many of it's neighboring countries have it though.
But If national geographic backs it, then I guess you win.
That is my food right there, without the shitty cooked carrots of course. Good taste robot.
>tfw I would spend hundreds of dollars of take home hibachi
>tfw I would eat and watch videos under a blanket
Conch sashimi, and sushi are some of my favorite foods. Conch is legit my favorite cut though. It's like steak, but more tender and less fatty.
Just seeing or smelling ribs makes me wanna cry tears of joy.
>talks about pizza
>post a salad on top of bread
Big ole pile of beef with some fatty sauce, onions, and a tiny bit of lettuce and tomatoes. Perfect.
nobody on /fit/ would tell you to eat under 2000 calories a day idiot
if you eat under 2000 calories a day to maintain weight, you are a physically inactive twink with no muscle
I used to like to chew them up, get all the flavour out of them and then squash it into a ball with my tongue. Then I'd put the chicken mush back on the plate and add more salt and vinegar, smother in ketchup and eat it again.
Look at this specimen here, anons. You see, Americans think that there are only two countries in the world: the United States, and everywhere else. Everyone else isn't a a real country". Also, Canada is just another part of the United States that is inferior in every way for no apparent reason, Mexico is a part of the United States where all the hard-working labour comes from, and the Middle East is another part of everywhere else that takes in money, gives out corpses, and is thus thankfully responsible for an increase in the average American IQ.
I hear that Americans like to laugh at Canadians because all their currency is not the same colour. The United States is the only country in the world who's currency is one colour. Most countries change their currency designs quite often. Americans do not do this because they like to put all sorts of stupid shit on their bills so they can generate conspiracy theories, worship perfectly ordinary dead people, and pretend that "everywhere else" hasn't come the their senses about their being no God.
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Best thing you would ever eat is in this photo.
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Removing one photo, due to it had me in it.
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>I used to like to chew them up, get all the flavour out of them and then squash it into a ball with my tongue. Then I'd put the chicken mush back on the plate and add more salt and vinegar, smother in ketchup and eat it again.
I almost threw up in my mouth. This is the most autistic post I've seen today.
'Tasteless' Lmao you degenerate mcdonalds babies don't know what taste is. You are literally only capable of tasting fat salt and sugar. Did you know tea and coffee have actual flavors before you drown it in sugar fat milk?
Broccoli with garlic sauce (o_o)
Had Peruvian food for the first time recently.
Ceviche was interesting. The steak, beans and rice were really good. Also, first time having peruvian beer (cusquena) which was pretty good.
you don't need to eat 7000+ cals to gain weight. you claim to be a skelly, but even a 500lb fatass who exercises doesn't need that many calories.
Whats your height and weight, and how much do you exercise?
And you can't beat this Chilean Masterpiece, peruvians.
>pic related, glorious barros luco