ITT: we pretend to be women OH CHAD OH CHAD OH CHAD OH CHAD

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:C no guys like me! I am sooo ugly! No don't call me pretty you creep!

>>26045754
>I don't want to date someone I'm not attracted to.

Women are fucking evil.

>>26045754
Short guys are the worrrstttttttt :$

Oh mods don't BTFO me for being a tripfaggot

Man I feel so lonely today, only the weirdos want to do stuff.

>>26045754
I only got 70 likes on my selfie ;(((((

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>>26045870
I think you know where you belong

>>26045754
>tfw my boyfriend cucked me

Men cannot be robots!!!!1111

ANON! Stop touching me there! I dont like you that! Get your hand out of my skirt! WA WA WA

Whiny bitches.

>>26045934
Don't worry girl, you are still beautiful <3

:o :3 xD :y :B

uwu

"Why did you come to my party anon! I specifically told you not to come! Why did you come!?"

:(

Rawwrrrrr
I speak dinosaur :3

>Seen


Original post.

>>26045978
U don't know ur beautiful
Thats wat makes u beautiful :))

>>26045754
omg im like super depressed I cried because chad cheated on me

>>26046175
Underrated.

>Why am I still single? I swear, there are no single guys where I live.

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>>26045941
>ALL WOMEN ARE FUCKING WHORECUNTS REEEE
>tfw no gf :(

Oh hai, anon, yes I am totally into you. Let's date.

Meanwhile.
Ring, Ring.
HELLO?

Oh hai anon, I am just watching tv! *meanwhile she is in bed letting chad eat her disgusting stink hole

Oh, yes we can totally hang out tomorrow. tee hee, ok

Chad:Who was that on the phone? Oh, it was just my friend Stacy she wants to go eat lunch tomorrow.

>>26045754
Pretending to be women,
so half of this board.
What happened to this place?

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tfw have to cut down trees with dad or we freeze to death but trees aren't shoes

>>26045754
Women have to spend an hour getting ready and it takes men like only 10 minutes wtf its not fair >:((

I WANT TO BE A WRITER. BUT IDK AND IM SAD AND AH. FUCK.

I'VE JUST BEEN RAPED :'(((((((((

THE CREEP ASKED FOR MY NUMBER :'((((((((((((((((((((((

With you: "Not tonight...I'm kinda icky down there. Period stuff."

With Chad: "Hold on, let me put down a towel first!" XD

It's so nice to not vent my sexual frustrations on an image message board. I'm glad that I am self aware enough to know why or why not people find me attractive. It feels great not not scapegoat my negative emotions towards another entity and accept my flaws with dignity.

>>26046984
You mistyped, this is not tumblr

>>26046983
Lol my gf puts down a towel, she always wants to fuck on her period, I hate that shit. Fucking gross.

>>26046984
Why do you post here? Honest question.

>>26045870
>me, and pretty much all other women deserve only the best of the best 11/10 chads while being barely 3/10 myself

>omg this guy looked at me today and I screamed rape and ruined his life

>omg chad just came up to me and grabbed my ass and started fingering me, it was so hawt

stacy logic

>>26045754
>tfw only fucked 20 times this week, and some of them weren't even 10/10

im sooo foreveralone just like you guys XDDDD kthnxbye

>>26047013
>offended
>obviously female

*chew chew chew*

MUH BONE SIZE

*CHEW CHEW CHEW*

MUH SUGARS

*CHEW CHEW CHEW*

MUH ENDORMORPS

WYMMYN NEED FATS FUR OUR BABIES

>still demands 10/10 Chad

>>26045754
Today this guy that was less than 6'0 asked for directions >.< Can you believe it? I obviously told that creep to fuck off, because I'm a strong girl >:) but I feel dirty :( wish chad was here to tell me everything will be alright <3

Uggg i'm on my period again and theres blood and shit everywhere. Amirite girls?

I get along with boyyyyyys better! Girls are sooooooooo bitchy! XD

WHERE'S MUH CHAD

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Women can be robots too! I only got 30 messages on my OKcupid profile! Forever alone!

>>26046031
Are you me uwu

Sorry, I just don't like you that way. Besides, you already know I have a boyfriend...I mean, I did tell you that the past three times you tried to ask me out. And the time before that, when you followed me home. And the time before that, when you pissed yourself in front of everyone and screamed "TITS BITCH". And the time before that, when you broke into my house, set up a whiteboard and asked for...chicken strips, was that it? I'd appreciate it if you just left me alone.

>Tfw no Chad dick to suck

>>26049420
>>26049420
Not a very good impression of a woman. You're supposed to lead him on more and extract more beta orbiter goodies

Lurk moar

>>26045754
>"omg im so bored somebody text meeeeeeee"

>"well I guess I know who my real friends are now :^///////////"
>(posted to facebook with zero context)

>ohmygosh I wish chad was more like you teeehee

>yeah, I went out with him last night, we didn't really hit it off, but I might call him again if I get hungry teehee

>omg i just CANT stay single haha

>:)

>twitter just changed their privacy policy this is so unfair urggggggggggghhh

>um, sexism much?

>>26045754
OMG I haven't had sex in like a month. Give me cats already xD

>>26046984
It's so nice to feel superior to people on 4chan I have to write a letter about how self-actualized I am. Faggot

>>26045754
>I hope anon doesn't find out I cheated on him
>it will mean I wont have a leg to stand on if I ever catch him cheating on me

Just got done hearing a lecture about how exercise, meditation, medicine, and therapy might "help" me. I KNOW WHAT DEPRESSION IS AND I KNOW THAT IS IS REAL MOM

gets 6 likes

>eats bathtub of ice cream

>>26045754
>tfw my beta oribitor doesn't want to marry me because I have 5 kids
Ughh! Why are all men such scum!?

>implying I'm not always pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman

>>26049758
WAIT TO I BREAK IT TO JAMAL, LAQUANSHA, YAYQWON, FOSHEEZUZ, and STARTANYA

>>26045754
So anon just stopped talking to me all of a sudden. How could he be so heartless? Chad barely talks to me except on fridays and saturday nights but anon has been acting so strange.
>Checks whatsapp, sees the guy was actually the one who sent the last text
I wish he'd speak to me I mean why does he abandon me like that it's not even fair with me what just because I don't like him? Why are boys so entitled to anything seriously

Maybe I can be a little flirty with him so he will pay me attention! :D

>>26049367
>uwu
uwu

>>26046574
>implying everyone here is the same person

>>26046574
I'm upset all women are whores because I would like a decent girlfriend.

Just because you like other men's leftovers doesn't mean the rest of us do too.

haha I watch doctor who I'm super nerdy :3

I cheated on my boyfriend but I love him more than anything so I'm going to keep it hidden from him and never stop lying to him if he ever gets suspicious.

Any argument you put forth against me that I cannot refute, I'll just tell you that you're either a virgin, have a small penis, or some variation. By doing this, I am basically saying I deny you of the hole between my legs by proxy, and this somehow leads me to believe I have won.

For some reason I cannot wrap my head around the idea of being told no, or that I am wrong because so many men coddle me, and will agree with me or traipse on eggshells just at the shot of being able to get between my legs. I am either too stupid to figure this out, or if I am aware of this it makes me feel powerful, that is till I realize my worth is dictated by that very hole, then all men are pigs.

ITT: bitter virgins

>>26051343
So what does it mean if people partake and they have been laid, or have a girlfriend?

Just curious.

>>26051343
Amazing. See >>26051248

>>26051382
>implying i'm female

>>26051485
Then what are you? since you're using feminine arguing tactics, surely you aren't a big burly man who's getting all the pussy. You're probably just a nu-male who got lucky once and thinks he's superior.

>>26045754
>pretend
I dunno I'd probably type the same way I usually do except I'd be a little more expressive

>>26051375
bitter losers who got pity sex once or twice

>>26045754
FEMBOTS EXIST TOO!!!!!

>>26046120
Thats cute desu :3
Rawwwrrr

*laughs when anon tells her he likes her*
tfw this actually happened

>been single for a month
Forever alone nobody wants me :(

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER GUUUUUURRRRRRRRL XP <333 XOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXO

-bites controller-

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It's funny how none of you can come up with one ounce of evidence that any female has ever said any of this

>>26052819
And where is your evidence that women haven't?

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>>26052819
That's pretty good.

10/10

>>26052842
My proof is that so far I'm the only female to have posted in this thread.

also
>burden of proof

>>26052853
Eat shit and die pls thanks.

>>26052864
>burden of proof
But you're the one making the assumption that 4 billion people will never have said anything posted itt

Oh boy, I sure love star wars, I"m such a nerd LOL ^_^

>tfw he never seems to notice me
Why hasn't he talked to me yet?
I really wish he would.
This guy who doesn't even keep care of his body walked up to me and asked me out but he won't, I try hard to stay in shape. Is this really as good I can do?
Why can't I find any Christian guys?
Everyone seems to want to have sex but no one wants to commit.
The moment he has sex with me is the moment he'll leave me.

I only have guy friends, girls are too much drama. :P

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>>26052914
The burden of proof is on you for attributing all these shitposts to women.

>>26045754
>be me
>buy new high heels
>feet hurt
>buy new makeup
>face breaks out
>have to buy new makeup
>have to buy acne medication
>boys don't even understand the pain
>have to buy tampons
>have to message 34 guys on tinder
>Thad suggests that i focus on 1 or 2 guys instead
>what does he even know
>guys will never even understand
>oooo this boy is cute
>i know, i'll play hard to get and not respond
>he didn't respond either!
>where are the real men
>the world would be better if women ran things
>i'm going to update my tumblr
>ugh a MRA post
>why don't men get over themselves
>women are so much smarter
>i'm fat

>I'm so lonely!
>I only got 15 good morning texts today!

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>>26045754
I only have two beta orbiters and chad just use me for sex :( also I lost two friends from the hundreds of friends I have on facebook. I am just like you guys forever alone :(

>>26052819
Jeez, go away you creep! nobody invited you!
>Tfw some creepy virgin ruined my day :(

>>26045754
>I'm so depressed
>I have an eating disorder
>fembot here xD
>girls don't like you because your just creepy. Stop being such a creep.
>since you don't agree with me then you must be a beta virgin
>men have it so easy.
>I'm so antisocial and weird. I've only had three boyfriends this whole year.
>I wish chad was fucking me right now
>"I might be a lesbian"
>why doesn't Chad like me?
>god I hate Stacy. She isn't good enough for chad, he should be with me.
>this guy has feelings for me, such a fucking loser
>I lied about liking you, sorry anon
>hey everyone, check out this random selfie of me making a slightly odd expression!!

>>26054085
i fucking hate you pricks so much mental illness isn't a fucking a competition for fuck's sake just bc you have it """"more severe"""' doesn't mean shit A N Y B O D Y can have depression ok? you don't fucking own depression. fuck you stupid piece of shit. ugh
and you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend

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>>26045876
Wew you said it lad

>>26052819
>evidence
>female
That sounds like misogynist talk, creep.

>>26046091
I'm sorry man. That sounds like it was painful.

>>26055382
nice impression anon. Was hard to tell at first,

LEGEND OF ZELDA IS LIKE MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME :P

>>26052681
no its not

fuck off idiott

>>26056313
Dude zelda is such a badass

ITT: people are detached from reality

>>26046984
You're a woman/Chad. What sexual frustrations? Did you have to wait a week for Chad to get back from his business trip?

ITT: autism

This is the gayest shit I've seen in weeks.
And I fap to boipussy

ITT: roasties in suicide watch/damage control