I just had sex with a homeless woman. Who wants to hear the story

>>26044253
Your fucking retarded

this guy right here does

spill it

>>26044253
You dumb fucking motherfucker, think about all the STDs! But post it anyways.

fuck off normie get off my boardddddddddd

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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this all happened about an hour ago

>meet girl on tinder
>chat a bunch
>eventually tells me she just got out of rehab
>living on streets for past four days
>gets back into rehab in a week
>tell her she could split the bill on a cheap motel until she gets back in
>she doesn't have the money
>find cheap place, 42/night
>pay for five nights
>has no car so I have to drive her there
>meet her at trainstation
>smells like she hasn't showered in four days (who would've known)
>let her into my car
>I drive her to the hotel
>talk about busking, drugs, her alcoholism
>she's been through a lot of shit lately
>finally get to the hotel
>nice /comfy/ place
>lay on the bed
>"better than a Tim Hortons chair huh?"
>she hugs me and says thank you
>very thin
>"I think I can lift you right up you're so light"
>pick her up
>"you're mine now"
>we both laugh
>drop her on her back on the bed
>on top of her
>looking at each other for about five seconds
>feels like years

cont.

>>26044460
you deserve the HIV you've most certainly contracted. have fun dying at 35, captain save-a-hoe

>>26044460
go on nigger

>>26044253
So you had sex with a drug addict nice, any pics? If not this is BS, post dickmeat and timestamp

>>26044460
van or oronto

>>26044253
God no thanks

>>26044460
>cont.
no
because you fagged out
you got feelings for a hobo slut
you expect us to idolize you for connecting with a whore
die

>>26044460
Continue posting original posts

>>26044460
>slowly move my lips closer
>hard to kiss past her braces she never got removed
>suck on her neck
>darkhickey.xlr
>pushes me off
>I need to shower first
>I just really need to shower
>gets in bathroom
>takes 2 minute shower
>comes out completely naked
>small titties
>very thin
>little nipples
>pick her up
>put her on bed
>roll condom on my dick while kneeling over her
>spits on hand
>rubs herself
>guides my fully erect dick inside of her
>start slowly
>thrust harder and harder
>her legs are around me
>her fingers are digging into my back
>fucking her deep
>every thrust she yelps quietly
>ff
>cum inside of her
>i whisper it in her ear
>lay on top of her kissing her neck
>get up and condom is full of biggest cumshot of my life
>we makeout for a good half hour

cont.

>not giving her a bowl of eggs

You fucked up OP

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>>26044560
>have fun dying at 35

What year do you think it is? I can even argue that a person with HIV will probably live longer than the average person because a lot of the times they get free health care and see their doctor more regularly.

>>26044652
>cuddle
>she likes being big spoon
>we both play guitar so we play some tunes for each other
>tell her I should be leaving
>hugs me again
>gets back in bed
>takes off shirt
>still no bra on
>doesn't care, I just came inside her
>leave
>go to Tim Hortons
>buy an iced capp
>listen to Heroes in my car
>basically just paid for a prostitute with hotel money

I just lost my virginity to a homeless woman, am I not allowed on this board anymore, am I a normie?

>>26044652
>>26044791

This didn't never happened

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>>26044791
There are worst ways to lose it, I guess.

Though, I read a post just like this a month or two ago

>>26044791
>came inside her
>condom
why lie?

That's a pretty sweet story, OP. Good for you.

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>>26044560
>Captain save a hoe

this never

happened

fake story

What's your plan now OP, you gonna go back and let her move in if shes clean?

>>26044791
lol RIP anon

enjoy aids

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>>26044836
>>26044816
I don't really know how else to prove it, but this actually did just happen

she was so wet, when I pulled out I was worried the condom broke or something

>>26044373
normies dont fuck hobos.

>>26044933

Post her pic you faggot.

Also where in Canada?

>>26044933
show a pic of her face nigga


if she is homeless, i am assuming she looks fucking awful

>>26044933
should never express your worry about condom breakage
feelsbadman

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>>26044933
sorry guys, if I had nudes I'd post but this is the only way I can prove what just happened

>>26045033

She sounds like a nigger unless all kids talk like that nowadays.

>tfw JUST turned 25 and already out of touch

JUST

>>26044791
>am I a normie?
Yeah... Yeah, you're a normie now.

>>26045086
I was thinking the thing, is she black OP?

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>>26045033
I feel bad for homeless people

>>26044933
>>26045033
why does she type like that?

>>26044791
normie leave this place you are not welcomed anymore

>>26045103
kind of, she's a native. Tree nigger

he's really dedicated to this ruse.

>>26045113
She's just 19 and dropped out of highschool

I guess she never matured or something idek man

Was she at least a qt?

now that you lost your cherry, do you feel any different?

also

why not just go full whiteknight mode and make her yours.

>>26045122
>Tree Nigger

I swear there is a nigger version of every race

Hispanic => Taco Nigger
Arab => Sand Nigger
Native American => Tree Nigger
Black => Nigger
Asian => Noodle Nigger
Slav => Commie Nigger
Scandinavian => Viking Nigger
Brazilian => Trannygger

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>>26045145
>>26044997
>>26044986
>>26044888
>>26044860
>>26044816
I really don't have any way to prove this shit to you guys, so you can believe it or not I don't care to be honest. But I just fucked a homeless drug addict/alcoholic and i just wanna tell my story

>>26045193
I forgot:
White => Nigger Light.

>>26045197
but anon you met her off tindr show her tindr pic

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>>26045169
very qt, and not even for a bum

>>26045190
maybe I will who knows what'll happen once she's out of rehab in the summer

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>>26045033
Is she black? I usually browse /pol/ and such I am well not acquainted with the negro species. If so you're a worthless oil driller.

>>26045197
escort > all other females > subhuman homeless girl


why anon? are you asking for aids?

>>26044997

She was homeless for 4 days.
That doesn't make you instantly disfigured, nigger.

I tapped an older homeless woman. She was on her way south but I let her stay for awhile during the winter so she let me go at her.

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>>26045226
I love Justin Trudeau. I'm glad I voted for him, way better than Harper.

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>>26045122
>>26045193
fuckin tree niggers man i'll tell ya...