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What are you even meant to do on a Tuesday night edition
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Where are you posting from tonight, lads?
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>>26041962
Thank you based OP Image Guy 2015
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>>26041998
in me bedroom lad
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>>26041998
HAMPSHIRE
A
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SHIRE
Post waifus
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>>26041998
Islamabad
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obligatory pakis out post
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>>26042058
>>26041998

hampshite, my room specifically.

Jun
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>>26041962
SOMEBODY POST THE FULL PIC OF THIS SLAG PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

I JUST WANT TO EAT HER SHITTY ASSHOLE
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>>26041962
That OP Image is art m8
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>>26041962
Bretty good, poleaboo is missing his gf tho lad
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>>26041962
Any of you tossers up for a genuine, once in a life time, authenticated, "culturally enriching", good old fashioned, no holds barred fist fight with a hench 6'2 Asian bloke? I'll buy you a pint afterwards even though I don't drink. I just want to feel something before the month of January is over and done with, you know what I mean?
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>>26042171
The one on the right? here you go
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>>26042167
>>26042058
where about in hampshire? i'm from soton
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>>26042171
shit famo my penis has pleasant memoris of this slut, what happened to her?
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>>26042171
Reverse image search retard.
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Lads what used phone should I buy?
Got to be good for 4chan and YouTube?
I have 50 quid.
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>>26042216
Fareham right now.
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Abe Vigoda is dead
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>>26042209
>Asian bloke

Lol, paki
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>>26042171
>>26042222
>>26042230

wait, i just realized that i already have tons of pictures of her and she's not even that hot. is she a hooker or something?
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>>26042216
used to live in portswood lad, when i went to soton uni. flat 1 woodside court, woodside road to be precise. live miles away now
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>>26042171
it was posted in the last threead
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>>26042230
You're fucking retarded Jesus Christ.
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>>26042216
SOUTHAMPTON
O
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T
HAMPTON
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>>26041962
Does anyone else get this feeling from the new image?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6r1S8a1In0
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>>26042260
MY NIGGER DID I ASK YOU IF IT AS POSTED OR NOT? POST THE FUCKING PICTURES YOU WORTHLESS FUCKFACVE OR ILL BASH YER FUCKEN HED IN
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>>26042261
What are you going on about, spaz?
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>>26042058

I want to take some screencaps of her from season 2 but I have no idea where I saved it.
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Feeling quite sad and low tbqh.
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>>26041998
Coventry lads
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>>26042236
cool

>>26042256
i believe you have told me this information before

>>26042263
top word lad, reppin
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>>26042250
She's just a proper slut. She had a boyfriend when she made the hotel video, and it wasn't either of the guys in the video.
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What is the meaning of the prime minister and the pigs?
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>>26042241
You mutter something under your breath there you yellow belly pasty-faced pikey?
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You make me want to slit my wrists.
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>>26042283
Got 144GB of K-ON raws for waifu screenshot purposes desu
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>>26042275
>>26042301
http://imgur.com/a/0Gi08
>these rooms
probably some NEETsmug who fucked her desu
while I'm a circumcised subhuman wageKEK
i hope refugeeniggers shoot me into the head desu
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>>26042308
Watch the first episode of Black Mirror
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>Communism has never worked
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0161 reporting in who here wanna buy weed got some haze and blues
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>>26042231

>buying a used phone
>with someone else's cum on it
>with someone else having had diarrhoea and then not washing their hands then using their phone
>someone having dropped it in the toilet and just wiped it off with a towel for continued use
>a second-hand phone where some normie has gone to a club and fingered a girl in the toilets and then used their touchscreen with the same hand afterwards

Literally why would you do this?
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>>26042329
I want new stuff my nigga. she must be smoking meth and whoring herself for 10 pounds by now. anyone have new stuff?
>>26042315
post penis
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>>26042231
>buying an used phone
>with someone else's PENISsmegma on it
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If /britfeel/ owned a kebab shop what would it be called?
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what you listening to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDSQNz1h5c
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>>26042370
2packinstan
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>>26042319

>144 GB of raws

Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa waifu anon is truly the most dedicated of all the waifu anons.
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>>26042256
Wew, so did I when I was at soton uni too. Tennyson road here. Fond memories of constantly waking up to bins kicked over, one day looking out my window and seeing a tramp rifling through my bin, and seeing a drag queen working at Waitrose.

What a fucking meme town. Lived in Bitterne next year, even worse lad.
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>>26042383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCi04-BsqOI

2beehonest
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>Why yes my friend, I do indeed listen to Deftones
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>depressed NEET with no qualifications, poorfag, no hope for the future
>orbiting a girll
>she is telling me how hard her life is because her dad is encouraging her to persue a career in music where she is talented but she wants to move to Holland next year to do her master's degree but then she doesn't know if wants to do a PhD or start her career after that or if she wants to stat her own company or is her dad right and she should follow music
>She is very upset because of all of this

Normie 'problems'
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>>26042342
>0161
What does this mean
post city
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>>26042417
that's what you get for lowering yourself like that. you should be ashamed of yourself
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>>26042400
again i have the same torrent, but i'm not quite so dedicated to getting pictures of Jun.
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>>26042414
name me a better metal band. you can't because it's not possible
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SHITPOST IN A NEW THREAD NIGGA
LIKE I'M A MEMEMASTER
I POST A RARE PEPE NIGGA
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
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>>26042423
Fuck off /brit/posters, this thread is for real Britons only
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>>26042400
I try~ Junlad does have the same on though desu
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>>26041998
Nottingham represent!
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>>26042155
They have finally settled on the cases they will be taking.
Now for my mum to spend to weeks packing
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>>26042383
/ebm/ lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gVXHAtG5Xo
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>name me a better metal band. you can't because it's not possible.
>*Tips*
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http://strawpoll.me/6648581
http://strawpoll.me/6648581
http://strawpoll.me/6648581
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>>26042407
>Tennyson road here
so close la. what year were you there? I was 2012-2013 masters, used to bomb round on me blue 1975 Peugeot road bike
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who is stormzy?
what are goals?
what does "be like" thing mean?
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>>26042476
looking posh m8, what u drinkin?
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>>26042487
The new one is too collage-y, none of the new elements match each other so it just sits wrong

I like that it's more bleak though
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>>26042487
>too dystopian
>britfeel
>Britain
>too dystopian

What Britain do you lot live...?
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is it autistic to listen to the same 4 minute music for 10 hours? asking for a friend.

>>26042407
>>26042500
I lived in langhorne road 2013-14
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>>26042407
bitterne is a nice area, bitterne park is nicer though
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>>26042487
i prefer it BUT IT MUST HAVE THE "seriously lads just fucking end it all now" LINE
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>>26042548
BITTERNE PARK MENTIONED
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>>26042319
>all the same shitty bland face
raws wont make her face look any less shitty
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>>26042500
My last year at uni was 2010 I think. A bunch of fucking medics in my year group (though it was a bit later) did this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMySLLkmhoc

As much as I thought most medics were complete tossers, it is quite funny
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>>26042592
How do you mean bland? As far as cartoon girls go she's pretty well drawn/animated
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>>26042591
is that where you live laddy?
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>>26042617
>As far as cartoon girls go she's pretty well drawn/animated
you must have only watched shit tier cartoon then.
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>>26042614
>BlockBuster
RIP
Surprised the building is still lying derelict and unused
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>>26041998

Guildford, I have nothing to say about it really.
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>>26042591
>>>26042500
Haha, honestly the worst place I've ever lived. I lived in a flat above a corner shop, which was near the 'castle' pub (I think it was called).

Opposite was a flat, and literally every friday night there would be a fight from the couple there. One morning walked out, saw a blood puddle. What a time to be alive.
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>>26042630
Give me some examples of better drawn qt anime girls then senpai
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>>26042639
i was born in horsham <3
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#oldisgold
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>>26042058
Here she is lad~

I waxed myself. Should probably do it more often but waxing strips are like 7 bong for the cheapest. Then I purged and now I feel really "clean." Going to listen to some yandere Drama CDs now~
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>>26042654
i won't spoonfeed you. jesus christ I'm a wagecuck and have seen better. as a NEET you should have tons of time to watch all the quality anime.
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>>26042630
step aside plebs, the meme girl had arrived.
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>>26042656

Never been there, i'm not from round 'ere, i'm a Devon native.
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>>26042058
Widefu
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>>26042659
#goldisold
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>>26042622
That I do
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>>26042659
based stewart lee, he's our guy
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>>26042617
>>26042671
I want to see the keions animated to hibike quaility.
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>>26042634
>Surprised the building is still lying derelict and unused
The business property market is shit basically everywhere except London
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>>26042689
same lel, pretty slim chances in that eh?
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Got a presentation to do tomorrow for job application, shitting bricks desu
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>>26042667
I really want to hug you and maybe run my hands along your smooth freshly waxed legs but not in a gay way just because it would feel mutually nice you know
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>>26041998
Stratford Upon Avon
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>>26042731
>>26042667
i would do it in an ironically gay way, you know.
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>>26042674
oh you ain't missing much m8
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who in the southwest will molest me
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>>26042344
>>26042363
I can honestly say I've never jizzed, wiped my penis on it, or dropped my phone in the toliet.

And why? Because I'm poor?
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>>26042709
Maybe, me and Jun waifuanon met after a long series of pretty slim coincidences
But that is a story for another time
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>>26042726
Some advice I was given might help. Remember a job interview is a too way process. You are there to see if the job is the right fit for you, as well as the other way around.

They will know it's a nerve racking thing to give a presentation, if they act in a way to accentuate your nerves consider that it may not be the job for you.
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>>26041998
Sittingbourne, a hellhole in Kent.

Posting from the front room
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>>26042726
What's the job lad? Surely they wouldn't make you do that unless it was part of your job?
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>>26042778
give it to me straight like a pear cider that's made from 100 pears, do we live in the same area?
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>>26042778
>Even the waifufags are normies who meet up
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>>26042784
You're a diamond geyser
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>>26042819
idk guess so lmao
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>>26042784
thanks brother

>>26042798
Graphic design/social media, they didn't even ask for the typical question-based interview
They say the minimum length has to be 20 minutes and I'm still wondering if even 5 minutes is possible without sperging out onto the floor
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>>26042370
>dat grimy and untidy room

jesus why are UK amateurs such slobs?
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>>26042548
>>26042591
I live near Bitterne Park. My upstairs neighbours are fat cunts so whenever they walk around it's like a herd of elephants upstairs. And they seem to be CONSTANTLY moving around.

Losing it desu
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>>26042870
Sounds like they're going to want you to present your designs to the client lad. You sure you want that sort of gig?
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yeh i met up with the Azusa lad, so what. hopefully i will meet him again sometime, nothing wrong with that maybe watch some anime and get him drunk. maybe spike his drink and take some pictures, nothing strange.
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>>26042645
the castle pub no longer exists, it is now a tescos

>>26042866
i think you're having me on

>>26042880
sorry to hear that, maybe try and find a new place? do you sleep with ear buds
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>>26042922
Not if I spike yours first
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>You'll never meet up with Junanon and get cuddled by him
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>>26042928
It doesn't bother me at night, just in general in the evenings while I'm trying to relax.

I'm not planning to move until I have enough to buy my own flat/house though, because moving is annoying and stressful.

Might put in a noise complaint to the landlords for bants
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>>26042928
>the castle pub no longer exists, it is now a tescos
Good riddance. I remember the constant hoard of unemployed fucks loaping outside would wolf whistle my girlfriend every time she walked past.
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>>26042936
and thus the game we will play, you get home advantage but you dont know how i operate.

>>26042958
just ask
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>>26042898
Probably wouldn't be that bad after getting into it
I've worked retail for 4+ years and I'm sure it'll be a fresh change, spend that much time serving the general public and you'll end up hating everyone that walks through the door
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Why do people shit all over Asians in these threads? Is it just a case of a few good for nothing low lives having nothing better to do than waste away all their precious time posting smack about their disdain for ethnic minorities in general and how they're "taking our jobs" or did this hatred harbour from something far greater? Also, do you guys always get your jimmies rustled from whatever you read about in the newspapers?
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>>26042992
who /butchershook/ here

quality little hipster bar with god tier beer selection
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>>26042992
yes, it was a shit pub. i believe it may have been burnt down
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>>26042579

I have two bags of porridge in my cupboard, so I'm almost Scotch.
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>>26042928
Not having you on lad, not going to give any more info tho because I don't want to get raped although the idea does arouse me slightly haha
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>>26043008
people that post in these threads are your typical run of the mill insecure bellend emasculated uni lads. don't take the bait too seriously lad
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>>26042329
That was a pretty nostalgic trip, and now I've got some feels.
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>>26043018
that micropub is always jam packed, it's very hipsterish. kinda weird discussing something so local and close to real life on /britfeel/

>>26043044
word. not word to the rape though, i don't wanna be raped
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They just introduced a Papa johns here!

They actually had a guy in a spiderman outfit holding a papa johns sign walking around town on a Monday...........
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>>26043064
They need to move to a bigger venue. When it's too busy I usually go to the south western arms just over the bridge.

And yeah, small world. Bitterne meetup when
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>>26043008
No problem with Asians desu just Islam people aren't a fan of
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>>26042370
OK fixed that shitty kebab shop front and cleaned up the offie.
I'm going to stop posting these updates in the threads now and just use them as OP images, thanks for listening anyway
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>>26043008
>inb4 someone opens up their word document and posts those bogus statics for the millionth time running
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>>26043059
>uni lads
>itt

You're not on /brit/ mate
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>>26043086
Cheers lad, its appreciated
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>>26043084
south western is a nice pub. you been to the dolphin? quite pleasant after its refurb. 3 man bitterne meetup
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>>26043002
The public is the public lad. All the clients I deal with are the lead IT guy at science testing labs, and they're all retards too.
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>>26043008
No one is saying anything about Asians ITT mate here's your (you) though
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>>26042645
when i lived in me flat had dole scum living above me - in terms of living arrangement it was the worst of my life lad, i can attest, soton is shitty
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>>26041998
E A S T
L O N D O N
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>>26043112
Never been. Is the Hop Inn any good? I like The Rockstone as well but it suffers the same problem as Butchers Hook in being so small. Food is the best though.
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>>26043086
>Pakis Out Kebab and Mr Paki's News & Off Licsense

Overkilling the work Paki mate
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>>26043112
can i go to a meetup lads, i'm Fareham though. :^)
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>>26043166
the more the merrier

we need a skype/kik group or something
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>>26043143
don't know, never been to the hop inn. i walk past it most days mind you. can't say i've heard of the rockstone

>>26043166
yeah sure
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>>26043078
Spoiler: they're shit

Worse than dominoes if you can believe it
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>>26043105
they aren't able to pick up on that distinction tho unless something has changed from the time that i've been away.
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>>26043105
Countless people are in Uni in here. Tilde and two waifufags if you need some personality evidence.
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>>26043191
Rockstone is closer to town, Bevois Valley road. Right near where I work actually.
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>>26042058

Posting waifus is truly the sport of kings
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>>26043086
that picture isn't comfy in the slightest. better yet take that /pol/ garbage and shove it
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>>26043208
>Tilde
>weebs
>any kind of 'lads'

Literally no
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>>26043166
Meet up with me just the two of us
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>tfw perfect pizza in portswood closed and then so did rib ranch

all the good fucking take aways are gone now
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>>26043223
Make your own ./Islamfeel/ OP image if you don't like it mate
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>>26043237
Rasheed's kebab and underage erotic entertainment is still going strong m8.
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>this trump character assassination on channel 4
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>>26043235
already met with a guy from here alone, doesnt scare me.
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>>26043190
indeed. i've never used skype in my life

>>26043217
sometimes go to the hobbit on that road, bit grimy but it has cheap drink and lots of places to sit

>>26043237
haven't ordered pizza in years, where's good in soton?
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>>26043269
Did you honestly expect anything better from channel 4?
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>>26043271
He didn't lewd your shit up like I will senpai.
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>>26043307
I was expecting them to at least pretend not for it to just be a 60 minute attack
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https://join.skype.com/jqmGUxmVmTLc

Bitternefags (and jun) join desu desu desu
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>>26043235
>meet up with me
>meet up

#neverforget
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>>26043288
>haven't ordered pizza in years, where's good in soton?

You have Pizza GoGo in Soton mate that is the GOAT pizza chain
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>>26042058
Original comment goes here
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Poleaboo is dismayed by the weight Selena has put on

He can no longer masturbate her, shame since she was one of the better actresses in the business
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>>26043336
That's reddit you retard.
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>>26043336
This picture fucking kills me everytime

Why are they all so hideous and awkward?
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>>26043347
>He can no longer masturbate her
Is she polish?
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>>26043336
>That female eye-fucking the alpha of the group
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>>26043336
looks like tayabbs. Where did you all go? And holy shit you all look so young
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>>26043371
No she's some kind of Latina
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>>26043347
Fuck me, I've seen truckers less fat than that.
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>>26043269
>when plebs spend all their energy on "muh trump ban" and "muh trump debates" while britain burns, refugees flood in and our daughters are raped
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>>26043386
>holy shit you all look so young
The average age here is 21
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>>26043403
>fat

VIRGIN ALERT
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>>26043336
I love the sullen autist on the right who is pretending to be really interested in that chunk of meat he's cutting up.

Say cheese you autistic fuck.
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>>26043347
>He can no longer masturbate her
yeah she's too fat for me either, but if you CANNOT FAP TO HER then you got hormonal issues lad
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chairman corbyn has declared today NEET rehabilitation day

you will be visited by a young member of the permanent socialist administration for re-socialization

what do
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>>26043336
could that chair on the right be any lower
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>>26043431
low standards betacuck alert
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>>26043429
ugh, how depressing.
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>>26043336
>Faggot at the back just drinking "muh full fat coke"
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>>26043269
Trump IS a retard though, it's ridiculous that the Americans take him so seriously, he even called his own supporters mindless drones
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>>26043446
I'd flirt with her, that always makes girls go away
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>this storm outside

Comfy as fuck lads
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>people much younger than you asking for your id
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>>26043466
Nothing to do with my standards. She just isn't fat.

She has a fat looking face but not body.
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I want it to snow lads
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>>26043495
They are literally right now comparing him to hitler, and trying to make salmond scum look like the good guy
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>>26043529
I ID'd some 30 year old dude trying to buy glue once
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>>26043521
I told my female doctor I wanted to creampie her, all she did was give me a fake smile and pescribe beta-blockers.
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>>26043446
W-will there be a lonely wagie rehabilitation day?
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>>26043549

They haven't mentioned Hitler once, calm down.
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>>26043549
>comparing him to hitler,
He is scapegoating and pushing nationalism, so it isn't exactly unfair
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>>26043555
>Not asking her if she comes here often
I rate your story 'Pot Noodle'
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>>26043550
They look in the eyes of this fucking 18 year old qt as they realise I am mid 20s. Pretty soul crushing desu
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goodnight lads, and an especially goodnight to my fellow soton bros
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>>26043583
Name literally one American politician that isn't pro-America and has never mislead anyone
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>>26043581
They said it by name you mong. Of course they did it through a controlled interview
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Oxford here, why is there such a /britbot/ abundance? Why are we all so sad
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>>26043333
pretty successful as i expected.
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>>26043627
honest abe
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Why are you /pol/cucks so obsessed with Trump? How about focusing on your own country for fucking once?
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Peace, peace lads

Peace, peace
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FUCK THIS LIFE, LADS

>neet
>in debt
>bills piling up
>no dough for food
>tfw becoming one of those morons that has to rely on payday loans
>tfw i'm fucked and legit considering an hero

HOW DO I END IT ALL SENPAI
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>>26043645
Maybe because of all the alpha elites at uni there meaning you guys can't go outside or you'll be gene shamed?
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>>26043672
I want to kiss her feet. A LOT.
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>>26043666
Arguably the American election is more important and more interesting than the next uk election.
I only said anything because it is on tv right now comparing him to hitler etc. and the teaser before the adverts jut accused him of being a rapist this is fucking off the scale attack
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>>26043672
really hahahaha great one nice hahaha
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>>26043681
I'm at the uni and there are plenty of robots here. I meant in general though, no other country has specific threads for it.
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Post me some ***ABSOLUTE BANGERS*** lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1tQFX_9ct0
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>>26043722
Brit culture is unique and I think has a lot in common with the old style of chan culture people pine after
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>>26043679
Go back to live with mummy
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>>26043731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrKddNa5G_4
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>>26043716
>off the scale attack
Sounds like a great advert to me lad. Rapist Hitler would be a great leader of the planet.
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>>26043760
it's not possible otherwise i would
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>>26043721
>Hibikeanon will never bully you
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>>26043731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AUY-v1nsE
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>>26043773
What about Granny or daddy?
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>>26043716
>American election is more important and more interesting
It's a glorified relality tv show, you utter pleb
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>>26043731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSAwWrbdoEQ
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>>26043716
Politics shouldn't be about showmanship you bloody yokel.
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>I will never be a sexy anime high school girl in a pure lesbian relationship

Just fucking end my life now

https://youtu.be/i27cViremYM
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>>26043722
Ah right. Probably because we have shit weather so spend a lot of time inside playing vidya and being nerds and then when it is sunny we can't go outside anyway because it is too dangerous with all the chavs and stuff so we just stay in our rooms and naturally evolve into robots.
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>>26043833
Spooked by the dubs desu lad
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And I heard your album, this must be something you're new at. Cause I'd rather hear a Lil' Wayne/Lil' Zane duet
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>>26043731
>***ABSOLUTE BANGERS***
>Radiohead
So you mean banger like an Austin Allegro?
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>>26043809
As opposed to the absolute retardation of British politics?

>>26043832
Uk politics is about showmanship too, its just that Cameron is a better butlins host than a mong who can't eat a sandwich.
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>>26043731
some great music here lads


https://youtu.be/fh1kaHVt-lA

https://youtu.be/yGs0g2m2Mxc

https://youtu.be/9irsg1vBmq0

https://youtu.be/S_iveMTyxH4

https://youtu.be/-GzAr70m5fk
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>>26043836
I would quite like to end your life lad yes.
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>>26043807
both dead
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>>26043731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU
>this isn't even original comment anymore

>>26043775
>videogame soundtrack
this game from 1998 has a dope soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4-DmFSrY4w
but I'm probably alone with that opinion since I'm the ONLY REAL AUTIST ITT
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>>26043863
Fuck off, it's not even comparable

Americans literally vote for which personality they like better. Labour lost because their policies were so clueless and Cameron did an alright job
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>Niggerspeak
Leave it out lads
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listening to sonic youth and eating baked beans. Comfy.
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I fucking hate how this is now literally a /pol/ thread, cheers lads.

Inshallah.
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one day I will die. You won't know about it. You won't feel sad.

That thought makes me sad.
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>>26043900
https://youtu.be/esj4PjWo3fc?t=1764

reeee i'm the autist
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Poleaboo found a 500GB torrent of all 1500 videos Mistress T has done, he's downloading all the "taboo" ones and trying to find this one other one that stood out a few years ago where she wore a burqa
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>>26043922
Meh no one talks about Islam until the Muslims come in and start talking shit. If you lot would shut the fuck up about it there wouldn't be a problem.
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>>26043911
London niggerspeak is the absolute worst. Innit.

It's like a mashup of the very worst of black and arab memes. And all the white mongoloids in burberry baseball caps jump around on the sidelines imitating them.
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>>26043960

This. Just don't talk about your shitty religion constantly and nobody else will bring it up.
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>>26043731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV7t96Tnpmg
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>>26043960
>Meh no one talks about Islam
fuck off, you can literally read through any thread and see that's not true, /pol/tards always try to starts /pol/ discussions out of nowhere

>until the Muslims come in
We're always here
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>>26043905
Possibly, miliband lost a lot of votes for looking weak or nerd like. and Cameron got a late boost for a his supposed inspiring late speeches. A lot of people vote in the uk a though they were voting for a president.

The big personalities make the American election more interesting. even if only from a cultural aspect of peering on them across the pond.
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>>26043922
It would be a perfect world if these kids having their first taste of right wing politics could contain their nigger/paki XD spouting to themselves and you lot could keep the pakispeak Inshallshit to yourself.
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>>26043922
Hey Rashid, did your parents sell your foreskin to Dr. Shekelstein's Skin Creme when they were done hacking it off with a bit of flint?

>tfw mussies will never know what a pig in blanket is like
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>>26043995
This. /pol/tards crave attention that's why they post their stupid shit everywhere but /pol/
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>>26043980
They have to show their Imam they are using the internet to help convert people to Islam or their hands will be amputated.
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>>26043965
>And all the white mongoloids in burberry baseball caps jump around on the sidelines imitating them.
My sides, you got it to a tee.
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>>26043890
Time to get a job then you skreb.
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>>26044015
They have to show mummy how edgy they can be on the internet or she'll force them to go outside.
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>>26043995
>fuck off, you can literally read through any thread and see that's not true, /pol/tards always try to starts /pol/ discussions out of nowhere

Are you this stupid? No one ITT had been talking about Islam until you just fucking brought it up you bellend.

Make a fucking Islam thread if you want to discuss your religion. This is not the thread for it.
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i'm just here for the anime and friendship lads. maybe some good music every now and again. maybe a meetup with a cute guy.
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>>26043833

FUCK just woke my fucking daughter up because of that FUCK YOU
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>>26043954
Get 'em all downloaded lad. Never known when your internet will go down
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>>26044042
>pigging backing off my original banter to call people edgy again

Get some creativity bro
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>>26044046
see >>26043085
It's the first mention of "Muslim" in this thread, retard
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>>26042034
wasn't me mate, was a new guy today!

-2015 op image guy
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>>26044054
>my fucking daughter
Best kind desu lad
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>>26044046
Are you this stupid? No one ITT had been talking about bigotry until you just fucking brought it up you bellend.

Make a fucking thread on /pol if you want to discuss how stupid you are. This is not the thread for it.
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>Muslims ruining the thread trying to have a religious debate again

Does this shit happen on /int/? Literally might have to abandon /britfeel/ at this point
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>>26043995
Nobody likes you. Nobody in here and nobody in our country. Even if you were born here you're not English and never will be. Fuck off back to the middle east.
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>>26043954
>a few years ago where she wore a burqa
This sounds appealing
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>>26042058
WEST LONDON
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>>26043731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaHsXQjDepg
>listening to this song in my room
>dad comes and tell me the dog just died
>brings back memories every time I listen to this song
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>>26044099
What are you even talking about m8?
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>/pol/tards ruining the thread trying to claim /britfeel/ is a hivemind again

Does this shit happen on /int/? Literally might have to abandon /britfeel/ at this point
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>>26044049
Do you have an email desu?
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>>26044100
/brit/ is literally the YouTube comments of generals

They even unironically *action post*
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>>26044101
Nobody likes you, bigot. Nobody in here and nobody in our country. Even if you were born here you're not English and never will be. Fuck off to the Arctic, I hear it's plenty white over there.
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>>26044138
Just ignore it, after a while you can just use your mind to filter out the pakis out pakis in let me begin tripe
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had this cunt who put on this really obnoxious 'british' accent on tf2 today.

each time he got killed he said ' oh drat!' and the like.
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>>26044138
YOUR POST WILL APPEAR, STOP REPOSTING
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>>26044071
Yea and the thread moved on it was fine, then you come in acting all butthurt and start banging on about your religion so now we're all discussing it. There is a difference between a post mentioning Islam (what that guy did) and turning the whole thread into an argument about Islam (what you guys do).
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>When he say he doesn't creampie them until they hit puberty
You ain't no Muslim Bruv
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>>26044161
Fuck off you ugly paki. Have your filthy mother and father arranged your marriage yet.
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>>26043086
please guys, don't blame me for this, its a new guy that's been doing it today.

2015 op image guy.

>>26043086
you need a name to differentiate you from me, plz..
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>>26044138
Yes, please abandon britfeel so we don't have to read your bollocks anymore.
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>>26044182
Post an example retard

Looking through this thread it's obvious the /pol/tards are the problem
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>>26043764
>ed banger
You're a cool guy
>>26043731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOyU_OzRXnM
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What's your (You) count lads

52 here
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lets all stop baiting each other about pakis yeh.

>>26044154
only for people in Hampshire :^)
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>>26044199
Better than yours, mate.
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I think the guy who keeps going on about '/pol/tards' is the real problem desu
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>>26044252
You can make that 53
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I think the guy who keeps going on about 'pakis' is the real problem desu
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>>26044199
Wish you'd done it mate, he just took your idea and made it /pol/

Threads ain't comfy no more
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>>26044252
242

I'm dropping the pretence for the moment to tell you I love you, other guy. Now I shall re-activate the shitpostomatic.
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>>26044268
not even arguing mate. never did it to try be best op, just don't want people thinking its me that's being doing the new updates.

-2015
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>>26044252
Three.

Should I post more bait?
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When all is said and done, at the end of the day the REAL problem are the Pakis!
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When all is said and done, at the end of the day the REAL problem are the bigots!
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When all is said and done, at the end of the day the REAL problem are the anime.
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guys. please stop fighting it's not comfy
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>>26044316
Why are pakis so sensitive.
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>>26044182
I just said I hate how you've turned into /pol/ inshallah means go in peace

I'm white british I just thought it would be funny to wind yo up, which it clearly has
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>>26044262
Didn't even want it.
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When all is said and done, at the end of the day, just before the fat lady sings, the REAL problem are the Pakis!
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>>26044342

I thought it meant god willing
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>>26044319
So we agree, that the bigots are the problem, they're the ones starting arguments
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>>26044229
>people talking about channel 4, waifus and music, when all of a sudden
>>26043922


>now the entire thread has devolved into an argument about Islam

If that post wasn't made, this thread would still be comfy discussing waifus, channel 4 and music, not this shite.
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>>26044328
Rustle needs to do a full book of her.
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>>26044381
>one arabic word is enough to trigger you regardless of context

You're the problem
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>>26044350
oh lad i'm not being a meanie, just i have lots of online mates and use steam only really. also im too autistic to actually make online friends so i would let you down. i just like chatting here and meeting the hampshire lads if that can happen.
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>>26044412
You got triggered by literally nothing so I'd say you are worse
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>be wagecuck
>dont sleep much
>try to keep self awake by taking large amounts of caffeine, pill form
>goes well for some time
>eventually get irregular heartbeat
>ignore at first
>irregular heartbeat gets pretty bad to the point where I've thinked 2 times now that I'm going to die
woooeeeeoooh
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Tbh, the really real problem is the people who are complaining about the problem.
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>>26044436
>average wagekek
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>>26044436

Haha, one time about a year ago I was reading Inherent Vice on the toilet and when I stood up I could feel my heart beating really fast and I passed out
>>
When all is said and done, at the end of the day, just before the fat lady sings, the REAL problem are the bigots!
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>>26044472
With "irregular heartbeat" i actually meant arrythmic heartbeat. like completely out of rhythm.
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Think I'm done with Yandere drama CDs for now. I am getting depressed that I will never have that kind of relationship with my waifu~

>>26044436
I think I have something like that. It felt like my heart was going to burst last week.
>>
Poleaboo found the video

>You feel trapped in a male-Dominated culture when all you really want is to be controlled by a Woman... to serve a Goddess... to be a slave to a lady. You are ashamed of your desire to lick the lowest part of a Woman: her feet. You want to lick ass & be used. You ache to have Women degrade & humiliate you. You look into Women's eyes, the only part you can see & hope for disdain. I'll confront you about your secret desires and taunt you as you stroke for me, the Goddess you crave to serve & I'll tell you what I would do with your pathetic heart if you gave it to me: I would crush it. NOTE: No particular religion or race is referenced in this vid.
>Length: 10 minutes
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>>26044472
also, i get this when I'm withdrawing from caffeine. i dont pass out but it gets pretty bad. it's not as bad as arrythmia to the point where your heart hurts though.
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>>26044436
>woooeeeeoooh
eeeeooohwooo?
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>>26044514
you seem pretty homo lad but you say you like women, what is your end goal in all this?
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>>26044514
>It felt like my heart was going to burst last week.
that sounds more like high blood pressure. it's pretty fucking simple: Is your heart beating in a steady rhythm or is it often (like once per minute at least) getting out of the rhythm? shit like that is quite easy to diagnose.
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>>26044436
I've been taking thyroxine

I told my doc that I think it gave me worse heart pain and a feeling that I was having a heart attack

he said it was nothing and went out of his way to make me feel like an idiot about it, like telling him I had chest pains on my new meds made me an idiot.

I'm probably going to die soon but at least my parents will be able to sue the nhs
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>>26044554
I mentioned it the other day, but I don't really understand my sexuality right now~

>>26044572
Sounds like the second one desu~
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>>26041998
sum1 post full version of pic related pls
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>>26044554
He wants his waifu to grow a massive cock and dom him.
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>>26044619
That doesn't sound very bad at all~
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>>26044586
>pain in the heart
>he said it was nothing and went out of his way to make me feel like an idiot about it
LOL
one of the reasons why i dont fucking trust doctors and always research shit myself.

just through research and trial and error i actually found out that i got a kalium+potassium deficiency (probably from the years and years of energy drink abuse, drinking it constantly since I'm 15 years old). went to the doc to get bloods done and it got confirmed.
when i binge caffeine and don't take much potassium/magnesium i have symptoms such as very severe arrythmia to the point where its painful

>>26044598
see above, you might have it if you abused caffeine alot. and i mean alot, not just MUH DAILY CUP OF COFFEE. more like muh daily half a liter can of energy drink supplemented with a 200mg caffeine pill.

HEART ATTACK WHEN
>>
If one of us was going to really go on a mass shooting spree (e.g. uni or somewhere kids would be like some kind of park), would you grass us up?
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>>26044619
i can understand that fully.

>>26044598
>>26044661
whatever you think would make you happy.
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Just fell off my bike on the way home lads, scraped the shit out of my arms and chin. Think its time for me to buy a car
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>>26044675
We did an ECG but I wasn't taking the medication then so I don't think it was a fair test. But I already had to call out the junior doctor retard to get to see him at that point and I felt like a cunt.

nhs a shit
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>tfw tilde saved the thread

Truly the best
>>
>>26044690

Yeah. At least try killing someone important, like a minor royal or particularly shite MP.
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>>26044178
> cunt who put on this really obnoxious 'british' accent
total biscuit?
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>>26044764
dont be mean, you wont have to listen to it for long.
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>>26044436
night night fast anon, stay speedy in the the afterlife
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzxsOr-JwMY
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>>26044784
he got better anon, we'll still have to put up with his insufferable hammed up performance and chin mole for a while.
>>
!!!!!!DJ KHALED!!!!!!

HERE TO REMIND YOU......

Don't EVER play yourself!!
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>>26044690
Yea what the other guy said, if you were just going to kill innocents I would grass you up. If you were going to kill a bunch of chavs or something that would be cool, but we're not Amerilards who just shoot innocent people for no reason.
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>>26043434
>implying he isn't /fa/
>implying he isn't living the autism-core lifestyle
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>>26044786
I'm not fastanon
>>
Let me start by saying that apart from banging the odd hooker (lost virginity to one at 27), I am the most autistic robot; just as bad as everyone else here. Against my will however I do have a job and this has led me to the terrible situation I am in today.., Well somehow I managed to fuck a disgusting fat roastie at the work xmas party, and I've learned today she is pregnant, pregant lads, with fucking twins.,

I want to kill myself, i do not deserve this, what do i do
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I'm going to see if Asda have any donuts left before the wind blows the entire county away.

Fat mish time lads, better my gloves.
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>>26044786
>he needs stimulants to go fast
nigga please, I go fast due to my genetics and autism. caffeine makes me less euphoric for whatever reason, the active effect as well as the crash and withdrawal so i mind it

ALSO CHECKOUT THIS BANGER:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6kI1131HLg
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Not enough feels in here

Post some sad songs lads
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>>26044841
did you use protection anon?
Sure she's not trying to turn you into the cuck provider for Tyrone Jr?
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>>26044841
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/Abortion/Pages/Introduction.aspx
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>>26044841
Be thankful you will have the opportunity to pass on your genetics, providing the babies are yours
>>
anyone wanna drug me, tie me to my bed and molest me?
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>>26044841
All together now...

>Put something on the end of it lads
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>>26044870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjPyvoLXPs4

Do you believe you're missin' out
That everything good is happening somewhere else?
But with nobody in your bed
The night's hard to get through

And I-I-I will die all alone
And when I arrive I won't know anyone
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>>26044870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJZcyQsdUM
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>>26044920
garbage

comment not original
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Lads

I forgot to take my empties down from my room the other week so I ended up with 2 weeks worth of bottles and cans in my room, so this week I took one big bag of cans out for recycling but the big bag of bottles wouldn't fit as well and I didn't want to be seen putting that much empty booze out. It was two weeks worth so it was a lot but people would think that was just one week because they don't know I forgot about it last week. So now it is building up again and bin men don't come until Monday, what should I do about all the excess empties I have now that I've missed a week?

I can throw the big bag of bottles out on Monday but I'm growing another new bag this week already. I'm tempted to just toss a bag over my back wall into some bushes when no one is looking.
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>>26044845
if it's the white iced ones you will be disappointed m8
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>>26044870
You asked for it lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNugjm0iNxU
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>>26044939
I'm sorry you can't appreciate good music anon
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>>26044891
>pass on your genetics
To some gross fat girl... muddying up your genetics
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaGW3qVjI4I
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>>26044841
>doing this

What the fuck were you thinking mate
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>>26044942

take them to the tip lad
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>>26044942
Buy some party hats and plastic cups to scatter around your bins
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>>26044870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYERdjstR0I

specifically if you have ever had a dog ;_;

RIP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0KATxruxyo

here we go lads.
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>>26044870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO3IG-oRpis
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>>26044979
I don't have a car mate. If I did I would just drive them to another neighbourhood and throw them in some randomers bin lol
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I hope she contacts me soon. I need an end to this suffering.
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>>26044994
That' actually a really clever idea. Thanks for that one mate.
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>>26044841

>nhs.uk/news/2012/06june/Pages/twins-five-times-more-likely-to-die-in-first-year.aspx

Silver linings
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>>26044967
Doesn't sound like he'd any other opportunity
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>>26044841

Follow her home one night and put the boots to her, medium style. Focus on the womb and hopefully it'll abort the fuckers. Just make sure to wear like a balaclava and steal her purse or something to make it look like a robbery.
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>>26045279
Sounds like a good idea, but I'd recommend wearing snow shoes so he doesn't get his foot stuck
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>>26044841
do this >>26045279

But put on a Texas accent and say stuff to her like 'I'm gunna stomp a mudhole in your ass' and tell her you are the 'Texas rattle snake' that will give you a good alibi.
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>>26041962

Who here /bornbyaccident/
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>>26041962

I'm open for new NHS patients
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>>26045527
Me lad, my mum worked at the sperm bank and knocked over a shelf of samples and kept falling over trying to get out
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>>26043731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bleTaIGSQw tbqfh
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Who else in the HUD senpaitachi?
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>>26045527

>that one time my mum got drunk and started crying and telling me how happy she was she didn't have me aborted, while assuring me she had definitely considered it
>after I panic hugged her just to stop her talking and excused myself to bed she asked me if I was masturbating yet
>I just left immediately

A weird, weird night.
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So i'm on the waiting list for CBT, the woman said she can't say how long it will be until I get an appointment, not even a time scale. Its already taken 3 months to get to this point.

Should I just tab myself or something lads?
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>>26045702
sounds like someone had a chance to make cummy for mummy
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>>26044870
Some of the finest sad songs you'll ever hear mate

Bull Of Heaven - 014: Upon One Pair Of English Legs
https://youtu.be/hAO_stJCtnE

The Doors - Orange County Suite
https://youtu.be/KcW-k3kWkw8

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Opium Tea
https://youtu.be/qB2BLMeYrAk

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Higgs Boson Blues
https://youtu.be/1GWsdqCYvgw

Nick Cave - Avalanche (Leonard Cohen Cover)
https://youtu.be/S_iveMTyxH4

PS1 Startup Sound
https://youtu.be/rdjYk-fle1o

Requiem For A Dream Soundtrack
https://youtu.be/i5Kwf_nNmGI

Wendy Rene - After Laughter (Comes Tears)
https://youtu.be/ev7NMv7j6tI

Alice In Chains - Would?
https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs

Wall Of Death - Main Obsession
https://youtu.be/KK3XqQjOWv4
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>>26045727
I think I was 4 months when I had to have an appointment with a doctor who wasn't my regular.
>'I see you're down for CBT how is it going?'
>Explain Im on th waiting list
>'Oh no, that's way too long'
>Get in contact with me two days later to make a first appointment
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>>26042216
>>26042263
>>26042058
Soton also reporting
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Poleaboo is downloading 7GB on Mistress T videos

Probably more tomorrow
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>>26044942
Dump some of it in public bins
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>>26045823

Then it sounds like someone, IE me, had a lucky escape.
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>>26045919
Thanks for the update you retard.
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>>26041998
South East London fampai
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Trying really hard not to think about how badly I fucked up that entry into her facebook yesterday

It's just torture and there's nothing I can immediately do to rectify it

Gotta wait a month or 3, cool down and try again

Either hit with Gmail phishing or learn RATs
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>>26041998
Buckinghamshire
>>26042058
Posted
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>>26045919
Fucking paki dickhead
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>>26045919
Make a fucking trip already so I can filter your smelly paki posts
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>>26045727
>waiting 3 months for CBT

Mate my domme does same day bookings
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so who's gonna molest me then
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>>26046071
Abe
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/britlivingabroad/ here, Why does Brighton have so many homeless people?
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>>26046058
I received my license in a week

Yea, none of these CBT jokes are funny, but people insist on making them anyway
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>>26045826
>Alice in Chains - Would

My nigga. The last like 30 seconds of that song is some of the best music ever recorded. So intense.

Although as far as sad songs go, Would? is one of the less sad Alice in Chains songs. Which is still pretty fucking sad tbf.
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>>26046100
I think they're funny desu
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>>26046084
Almost all beggars are not homeless and make at least 100 bong a day on top of their free state housing and bennies. they are there to make a good living out of gullible retards
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>>26046084
Lots of puffs to buy your boipucci so you can buy food
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>>26046100
Yeah it was probably the least sad song I posted but still... That bass just gets me everytime.
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>>26041962

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_3UskhyDI4

post underrated/underviewed youtube videos
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>>26046084

As a coastal town that's popular with tourists, it's both warmer and has more people wandering around with cash they don't really need.

Southport's the same, I mean, it's objectively shit, but you maybe won't freeze to death, and people might be more likely to give you some spare change than in say, Huddersfield, which is just shit. Mostly it's the more hospitable weather though.
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>>26046119
was meant for >>26046099

woopsiedaisy
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Just ordered beer and pizza again lads. Told myself I would stop. Just fucking end it all.

Better go brush my teeth and get dressed before the delivery man arrives.
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I guarantee live in the most boring place ITT
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>>26046228
Another 30 quid gone.

Just go to Morrisons and buy like 50 cans for a fiver or however much they charge these days.

Save yourself a fortune on beer alone
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>tfw no snow 3 years in a row.

This sucks.
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>>26046301
Yea but I said I'm cutting down on drinking. If I buy loads of beer I'll drink every day. I cut down on drinking but then after a few days it'll get to night time and I'll be jonesing for a drink but all the shops are closed so this is the only way.
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>>26046304
Poleaboo got snow in Rochdale
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>>26046327
>tfw can't buy drink after 10
true suffering
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>>26046340
>rochdale
>paki

What a fucking surprise
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>>26042236
I live in Portsmouth
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>>26046244
Nowhere is more boring than Halesowen m90
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>>26046301
closer to 4 can for a fiver
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>>26046244
>>26046359
Normies out desu (it is)
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>>26046228

Go get one of the "extra special" ones from Asda, they taste great and only cost 4 quid. Plus you have to leave your NEET pond.
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>>26046434
I found them to be the worst pizzas I've ever had. Like tomato flavoured water on bread
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>>26046521

The chicken and tomato ones? They're really nice. The regular Asda pizzas taste awful, all salty and greasy.

You probably cooked it wrong.
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>>26046626
How do you cook pizza wrong? Just put it in the oven and wait.
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>>26046626
Bung it in oven until it's done

Not rocket surgery
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>>26046521
>>26046626
in this episode two people with differing tastes tell each other they are wrong.
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>>26046434
Why would you do that when you can get 2 fresh pizzas from the pizza stand for the same price?
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>>26046698
hehehe

yvf,ivyufcxjde
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>>26046703
because the fresh ones are made by some stacey retard in the back and are utter shit
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>>26046359
Try Buxton m10
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>>26046681
>>26046696

That's what's so silly about it.

>>26046703

Because as I just said, they taste like crap.
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My heart aches. You've made me want to die. I still love you.
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Why is it that we don't always recognise the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends?
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The britfeel skype group is full of absolute turbonormies
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>>26046815
Only a normie would know that lad
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>>26046815
It's a skype group... what did you expect
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>>26044870

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7pqO7YKBt0
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>>26041962
>>26041962
>>26041962

Anyone from south east lurk?
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Should I have another drink before bed, I need to wagekek in the morning?
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>>26046777
Nigga she's got a fucking wedding ring on her finger
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>>26046812
because >tfw no gf
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>>26046945
Nah mate you'll regret it in the morning just get a glass of water and head to sleep
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>>26046815
make an abnormie one pls
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>>26046084

The Green council invites them and encourages them to stay.
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>>26046945
Don't do it wagecuck. Your slave master wants you to give him 100% so he can get his bonus. Don't be selfish and use your own spare time for your own indulgences.
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>>26044870
You are now thinking about your inevitable mortality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8
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>>26047110
My boss owns the company and is autistic as fuck. tomorrow I won't be doing much work because he is a cunt, but I have had some water instead anyway
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How do people in the UK live with themselves? I can't think of a single redeeming factor about your country. You are all cucks to your queen, your food and culture is non existent, you have fallen so far from your past and your teeth are fucked. Do you guys feel the same way about your country? Is there any pride at all?
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>>26046909
already posted that
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WHO /GIBRALTAR/ HERE?
LONG LIVE THE BLOODY QUEEN
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>2 chicks in this night club
>pretty hot 5'10 whitey along with a pretty nice looking woman(too bad she's black)
>literally every guy who came to them was hitting on the whitey
>she didn't go out with anyone and just danced with her bff or whatever

damn, I can't imagine how much that must've hurt her.

also

>fucking 5'5 indians/pakistanis doing that shitty fist pump motion towards women who are clearly disgusted at them, and continues to do so for minutes until they ask you to tell pajeet to piss off

some people have it harder than you guys.
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>this is the worst Reddit Joke I know

>>SPOILERS
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>>26047257
1. Do you have a rats tail?

2. Are you muslim?
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>>26046937
Essex here you?
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>>26046937
Surrey
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>tfw starting to wear through your comfiest socks

now this shit is the real problem
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>>26047177
Literally best teeth in world according to the Economist.

You're speaking English, as is the rest of the world. Cultural domination.

Try harder
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>>26046937
Wag1 senpai. Repping Kent endz.
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>>26047280
Who goes to a club on Tuesday?
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>>26047405
Students, they tend to go out on weekdays
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>>26047405

was on saturday, but I was too obsessed making level 98 twinks on wow when not clubbing/working and didnt even go to 4chan for the most part.
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>>26047442
Don't they have to go to class and do their homework?
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>>26047320
Nope, I am Catholic. I am just a (by law) British citizen.

Just like you!
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I fucking love slags!
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>>26047520
They're not clean animals Sir.
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>>26047177
>cucks
Finally a murifat talking about a subject they're actually knowledgable about.

Never forget, black lives matter anon
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>>26047660
knifebin
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>>26047329
>>26047339

Surrey mate
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What you lads up too? I'm playing FM, drinking and listening to Joe Rogan podcast.
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>>26047838
where abouts in surrey senpai
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>>26047870
figuring out how to get out of the shit situation i'm in... so contemplating suicide
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>>26047870
playing FM and watching criminal minds

what save are you doing?
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>swifty get a bit of bonsai one bit in one bit out same bit back in who firestationcreative here
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>>26047877

The town of kings
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>>26047870
flicking through various paranormal tv series.

watched some derren brown earlier.
currently watching ancient cold cases.
kills some time.
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Do you wish to know more?
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http://youtu.be/JLf9q36UsBk
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>>26042417

Jesus christ, her parents are actually encouraging her to pursue music rather than a phd?
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>>26048035
anyone else find taylor swift to be too generic looking like if someone designed her on sims

I need some physical flaws to really get my motor going
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>>26047922
Playing FM 14 started as Bristol Rovers in League 2 just starting 2020 season preparing for my first season in the Prem. How about you?

>>26047913
What's the situation bud?

>>26047945
>Paranormal TV series

You post on /x/? Used to be good back in the day that board but literally everyone is an underage role player now.
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>>26048068
Her mum wants her to do a PhD her dad thinks she'd be better off doing music (because she is very good) rather than risking doing a PhD and ending up working in retail with a PhD at 30.

Her dad thinks she should just start a function band and charge 1k a pop for gigs in a few years time.
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>>26047778
go anywhere

get shot
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>>26048133
no I don't like x, im not a believer or anything,
I approach it more from a critical standpoint.
I just find it interesting how people convince themselves such things are real.
and the logical fallacies they use.
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>>26048133
I'm playing fm 16 and trying to break into the prem top 4 with Wednesday
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>>26048197
PHDs are wasted on most women, they end up having kids and leaving the workforce 1-2 years after getting them anyway so its just bad debt
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>>26048197

She could probably do both to be fair, but she'll almost certainly make more money from a phd than doing music covers.
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>>26048133
>2020
ygsiu
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>tfw think i'm addicted to online gambling
roulette and blackjack is like fucking crack
wish they'd close down willy hilly so i don't waste my money on that shit, fucking lose everytime

just fuck my shit up desu
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>>26048345
I don't understand how anyone can like roulette

Blackjack is crack though, which is why I don't play it
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>>26048345
Have you ever gone up?

I tried gambling but I hate losing money so I could only get addicted if I were winning.

I got a free fiver on Paddy Power once and got up to 40 quid on roulette but then lost it all, felt so bad I never played again.
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>>26048384
i like the roulette because the first time i played it i put literally 2 pound in the machine and ended up walking away with 400+
i blew it all on booze anyway so it was all pointless desu but still...

>>26048426
yeah a couple of times i've won big but if i add up how much i've lost it's probably like 5 times more than what i've won desu
that's what got me hooked...i won first time i played, see the post above
also, paddypower are cunts. i had 60 quid on roulette...covered every fucking number apart from one number and of course... it comes out, i closed my account instantly
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Get back to, all of you.</