What are you even meant to do on a Tuesday night edition
Where are you posting from tonight, lads?
hampshite, my room specifically.
SOMEBODY POST THE FULL PIC OF THIS SLAG PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
I JUST WANT TO EAT HER SHITTY ASSHOLE
Bretty good, poleaboo is missing his gf tho lad
Any of you tossers up for a genuine, once in a life time, authenticated, "culturally enriching", good old fashioned, no holds barred fist fight with a hench 6'2 Asian bloke? I'll buy you a pint afterwards even though I don't drink. I just want to feel something before the month of January is over and done with, you know what I mean?
Fareham right now.
I want to take some screencaps of her from season 2 but I have no idea where I saved it.
Feeling quite sad and low tbqh.
Got 144GB of K-ON raws for waifu screenshot purposes desu
0161 reporting in who here wanna buy weed got some haze and blues
>buying a used phone
>with someone else's cum on it
>with someone else having had diarrhoea and then not washing their hands then using their phone
>someone having dropped it in the toilet and just wiped it off with a towel for continued use
>a second-hand phone where some normie has gone to a club and fingered a girl in the toilets and then used their touchscreen with the same hand afterwards
Literally why would you do this?
If /britfeel/ owned a kebab shop what would it be called?
>144 GB of raws
Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa waifu anon is truly the most dedicated of all the waifu anons.
Wew, so did I when I was at soton uni too. Tennyson road here. Fond memories of constantly waking up to bins kicked over, one day looking out my window and seeing a tramp rifling through my bin, and seeing a drag queen working at Waitrose.
What a fucking meme town. Lived in Bitterne next year, even worse lad.
>Why yes my friend, I do indeed listen to Deftones
>depressed NEET with no qualifications, poorfag, no hope for the future
>orbiting a girll
>she is telling me how hard her life is because her dad is encouraging her to persue a career in music where she is talented but she wants to move to Holland next year to do her master's degree but then she doesn't know if wants to do a PhD or start her career after that or if she wants to stat her own company or is her dad right and she should follow music
>She is very upset because of all of this
again i have the same torrent, but i'm not quite so dedicated to getting pictures of Jun.
SHITPOST IN A NEW THREAD NIGGA
LIKE I'M A MEMEMASTER
I POST A RARE PEPE NIGGA
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I try~ Junlad does have the same on though desu
>name me a better metal band. you can't because it's not possible.
is it autistic to listen to the same 4 minute music for 10 hours? asking for a friend.
I lived in langhorne road 2013-14
>No other Scots
My last year at uni was 2010 I think. A bunch of fucking medics in my year group (though it was a bit later) did this video:
As much as I thought most medics were complete tossers, it is quite funny
How do you mean bland? As far as cartoon girls go she's pretty well drawn/animated
Haha, honestly the worst place I've ever lived. I lived in a flat above a corner shop, which was near the 'castle' pub (I think it was called).
Opposite was a flat, and literally every friday night there would be a fight from the couple there. One morning walked out, saw a blood puddle. What a time to be alive.
Here she is lad~
I waxed myself. Should probably do it more often but waxing strips are like 7 bong for the cheapest. Then I purged and now I feel really "clean." Going to listen to some yandere Drama CDs now~
step aside plebs, the meme girl had arrived.
I really want to hug you and maybe run my hands along your smooth freshly waxed legs but not in a gay way just because it would feel mutually nice you know
i would do it in an ironically gay way, you know.
Some advice I was given might help. Remember a job interview is a too way process. You are there to see if the job is the right fit for you, as well as the other way around.
They will know it's a nerve racking thing to give a presentation, if they act in a way to accentuate your nerves consider that it may not be the job for you.
Sittingbourne, a hellhole in Kent.
Posting from the front room
Graphic design/social media, they didn't even ask for the typical question-based interview
They say the minimum length has to be 20 minutes and I'm still wondering if even 5 minutes is possible without sperging out onto the floor
I live near Bitterne Park. My upstairs neighbours are fat cunts so whenever they walk around it's like a herd of elephants upstairs. And they seem to be CONSTANTLY moving around.
Losing it desu
yeh i met up with the Azusa lad, so what. hopefully i will meet him again sometime, nothing wrong with that maybe watch some anime and get him drunk. maybe spike his drink and take some pictures, nothing strange.
It doesn't bother me at night, just in general in the evenings while I'm trying to relax.
I'm not planning to move until I have enough to buy my own flat/house though, because moving is annoying and stressful.
Might put in a noise complaint to the landlords for bants
>the castle pub no longer exists, it is now a tescos
Good riddance. I remember the constant hoard of unemployed fucks loaping outside would wolf whistle my girlfriend every time she walked past.
and thus the game we will play, you get home advantage but you dont know how i operate.
Probably wouldn't be that bad after getting into it
I've worked retail for 4+ years and I'm sure it'll be a fresh change, spend that much time serving the general public and you'll end up hating everyone that walks through the door
Why do people shit all over Asians in these threads? Is it just a case of a few good for nothing low lives having nothing better to do than waste away all their precious time posting smack about their disdain for ethnic minorities in general and how they're "taking our jobs" or did this hatred harbour from something far greater? Also, do you guys always get your jimmies rustled from whatever you read about in the newspapers?
that micropub is always jam packed, it's very hipsterish. kinda weird discussing something so local and close to real life on /britfeel/
word. not word to the rape though, i don't wanna be raped
OK fixed that shitty kebab shop front and cleaned up the offie.
I'm going to stop posting these updates in the threads now and just use them as OP images, thanks for listening anyway
can i go to a meetup lads, i'm Fareham though. :^)
Posting waifus is truly the sport of kings
already met with a guy from here alone, doesnt scare me.
indeed. i've never used skype in my life
sometimes go to the hobbit on that road, bit grimy but it has cheap drink and lots of places to sit
haven't ordered pizza in years, where's good in soton?
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Poleaboo is dismayed by the weight Selena has put on
He can no longer masturbate her, shame since she was one of the better actresses in the business
>when plebs spend all their energy on "muh trump ban" and "muh trump debates" while britain burns, refugees flood in and our daughters are raped
chairman corbyn has declared today NEET rehabilitation day
you will be visited by a young member of the permanent socialist administration for re-socialization
FUCK THIS LIFE, LADS
>bills piling up
>no dough for food
>tfw becoming one of those morons that has to rely on payday loans
>tfw i'm fucked and legit considering an hero
HOW DO I END IT ALL SENPAI
Arguably the American election is more important and more interesting than the next uk election.
I only said anything because it is on tv right now comparing him to hitler etc. and the teaser before the adverts jut accused him of being a rapist this is fucking off the scale attack
>I will never be a sexy anime high school girl in a pure lesbian relationship
Just fucking end my life now
Ah right. Probably because we have shit weather so spend a lot of time inside playing vidya and being nerds and then when it is sunny we can't go outside anyway because it is too dangerous with all the chavs and stuff so we just stay in our rooms and naturally evolve into robots.
As opposed to the absolute retardation of British politics?
Uk politics is about showmanship too, its just that Cameron is a better butlins host than a mong who can't eat a sandwich.
I would quite like to end your life lad yes.
>this isn't even original comment anymore
this game from 1998 has a dope soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4-DmFSrY4w
but I'm probably alone with that opinion since I'm the ONLY REAL AUTIST ITT
Fuck off, it's not even comparable
Americans literally vote for which personality they like better. Labour lost because their policies were so clueless and Cameron did an alright job
one day I will die. You won't know about it. You won't feel sad.
That thought makes me sad.
reeee i'm the autist
Poleaboo found a 500GB torrent of all 1500 videos Mistress T has done, he's downloading all the "taboo" ones and trying to find this one other one that stood out a few years ago where she wore a burqa
London niggerspeak is the absolute worst. Innit.
It's like a mashup of the very worst of black and arab memes. And all the white mongoloids in burberry baseball caps jump around on the sidelines imitating them.
>Meh no one talks about Islam
fuck off, you can literally read through any thread and see that's not true, /pol/tards always try to starts /pol/ discussions out of nowhere
>until the Muslims come in
We're always here
Possibly, miliband lost a lot of votes for looking weak or nerd like. and Cameron got a late boost for a his supposed inspiring late speeches. A lot of people vote in the uk a though they were voting for a president.
The big personalities make the American election more interesting. even if only from a cultural aspect of peering on them across the pond.
It would be a perfect world if these kids having their first taste of right wing politics could contain their nigger/paki XD spouting to themselves and you lot could keep the pakispeak Inshallshit to yourself.
Hey Rashid, did your parents sell your foreskin to Dr. Shekelstein's Skin Creme when they were done hacking it off with a bit of flint?
>tfw mussies will never know what a pig in blanket is like
>fuck off, you can literally read through any thread and see that's not true, /pol/tards always try to starts /pol/ discussions out of nowhere
Are you this stupid? No one ITT had been talking about Islam until you just fucking brought it up you bellend.
Make a fucking Islam thread if you want to discuss your religion. This is not the thread for it.
i'm just here for the anime and friendship lads. maybe some good music every now and again. maybe a meetup with a cute guy.
Are you this stupid? No one ITT had been talking about bigotry until you just fucking brought it up you bellend.
Make a fucking thread on /pol if you want to discuss how stupid you are. This is not the thread for it.
>listening to this song in my room
>dad comes and tell me the dog just died
>brings back memories every time I listen to this song
Nobody likes you, bigot. Nobody in here and nobody in our country. Even if you were born here you're not English and never will be. Fuck off to the Arctic, I hear it's plenty white over there.
Yea and the thread moved on it was fine, then you come in acting all butthurt and start banging on about your religion so now we're all discussing it. There is a difference between a post mentioning Islam (what that guy did) and turning the whole thread into an argument about Islam (what you guys do).
please guys, don't blame me for this, its a new guy that's been doing it today.
2015 op image guy.
you need a name to differentiate you from me, plz..
lets all stop baiting each other about pakis yeh.
only for people in Hampshire :^)
When all is said and done, at the end of the day the REAL problem are the anime.
>people talking about channel 4, waifus and music, when all of a sudden
>now the entire thread has devolved into an argument about Islam
If that post wasn't made, this thread would still be comfy discussing waifus, channel 4 and music, not this shite.
oh lad i'm not being a meanie, just i have lots of online mates and use steam only really. also im too autistic to actually make online friends so i would let you down. i just like chatting here and meeting the hampshire lads if that can happen.
>dont sleep much
>try to keep self awake by taking large amounts of caffeine, pill form
>goes well for some time
>eventually get irregular heartbeat
>ignore at first
>irregular heartbeat gets pretty bad to the point where I've thinked 2 times now that I'm going to die
Think I'm done with Yandere drama CDs for now. I am getting depressed that I will never have that kind of relationship with my waifu~
I think I have something like that. It felt like my heart was going to burst last week.
Poleaboo found the video
>You feel trapped in a male-Dominated culture when all you really want is to be controlled by a Woman... to serve a Goddess... to be a slave to a lady. You are ashamed of your desire to lick the lowest part of a Woman: her feet. You want to lick ass & be used. You ache to have Women degrade & humiliate you. You look into Women's eyes, the only part you can see & hope for disdain. I'll confront you about your secret desires and taunt you as you stroke for me, the Goddess you crave to serve & I'll tell you what I would do with your pathetic heart if you gave it to me: I would crush it. NOTE: No particular religion or race is referenced in this vid.
>Length: 10 minutes
>It felt like my heart was going to burst last week.
that sounds more like high blood pressure. it's pretty fucking simple: Is your heart beating in a steady rhythm or is it often (like once per minute at least) getting out of the rhythm? shit like that is quite easy to diagnose.
I've been taking thyroxine
I told my doc that I think it gave me worse heart pain and a feeling that I was having a heart attack
he said it was nothing and went out of his way to make me feel like an idiot about it, like telling him I had chest pains on my new meds made me an idiot.
I'm probably going to die soon but at least my parents will be able to sue the nhs
He wants his waifu to grow a massive cock and dom him.
>pain in the heart
>he said it was nothing and went out of his way to make me feel like an idiot about it
one of the reasons why i dont fucking trust doctors and always research shit myself.
just through research and trial and error i actually found out that i got a kalium+potassium deficiency (probably from the years and years of energy drink abuse, drinking it constantly since I'm 15 years old). went to the doc to get bloods done and it got confirmed.
when i binge caffeine and don't take much potassium/magnesium i have symptoms such as very severe arrythmia to the point where its painful
see above, you might have it if you abused caffeine alot. and i mean alot, not just MUH DAILY CUP OF COFFEE. more like muh daily half a liter can of energy drink supplemented with a 200mg caffeine pill.
HEART ATTACK WHEN
Just fell off my bike on the way home lads, scraped the shit out of my arms and chin. Think its time for me to buy a car
We did an ECG but I wasn't taking the medication then so I don't think it was a fair test. But I already had to call out the junior doctor retard to get to see him at that point and I felt like a cunt.
nhs a shit
dont be mean, you wont have to listen to it for long.
Yea what the other guy said, if you were just going to kill innocents I would grass you up. If you were going to kill a bunch of chavs or something that would be cool, but we're not Amerilards who just shoot innocent people for no reason.
Let me start by saying that apart from banging the odd hooker (lost virginity to one at 27), I am the most autistic robot; just as bad as everyone else here. Against my will however I do have a job and this has led me to the terrible situation I am in today.., Well somehow I managed to fuck a disgusting fat roastie at the work xmas party, and I've learned today she is pregnant, pregant lads, with fucking twins.,
I want to kill myself, i do not deserve this, what do i do
>he needs stimulants to go fast
nigga please, I go fast due to my genetics and autism. caffeine makes me less euphoric for whatever reason, the active effect as well as the crash and withdrawal so i mind it
ALSO CHECKOUT THIS BANGER:
Do you believe you're missin' out
That everything good is happening somewhere else?
But with nobody in your bed
The night's hard to get through
And I-I-I will die all alone
And when I arrive I won't know anyone
I forgot to take my empties down from my room the other week so I ended up with 2 weeks worth of bottles and cans in my room, so this week I took one big bag of cans out for recycling but the big bag of bottles wouldn't fit as well and I didn't want to be seen putting that much empty booze out. It was two weeks worth so it was a lot but people would think that was just one week because they don't know I forgot about it last week. So now it is building up again and bin men don't come until Monday, what should I do about all the excess empties I have now that I've missed a week?
I can throw the big bag of bottles out on Monday but I'm growing another new bag this week already. I'm tempted to just toss a bag over my back wall into some bushes when no one is looking.
here we go lads.
I hope she contacts me soon. I need an end to this suffering.
Follow her home one night and put the boots to her, medium style. Focus on the womb and hopefully it'll abort the fuckers. Just make sure to wear like a balaclava and steal her purse or something to make it look like a robbery.
do this >>26045279
But put on a Texas accent and say stuff to her like 'I'm gunna stomp a mudhole in your ass' and tell her you are the 'Texas rattle snake' that will give you a good alibi.
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>that one time my mum got drunk and started crying and telling me how happy she was she didn't have me aborted, while assuring me she had definitely considered it
>after I panic hugged her just to stop her talking and excused myself to bed she asked me if I was masturbating yet
>I just left immediately
A weird, weird night.
So i'm on the waiting list for CBT, the woman said she can't say how long it will be until I get an appointment, not even a time scale. Its already taken 3 months to get to this point.
Should I just tab myself or something lads?
Some of the finest sad songs you'll ever hear mate
Bull Of Heaven - 014: Upon One Pair Of English Legs
The Doors - Orange County Suite
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Opium Tea
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Higgs Boson Blues
Nick Cave - Avalanche (Leonard Cohen Cover)
PS1 Startup Sound
Requiem For A Dream Soundtrack
Wendy Rene - After Laughter (Comes Tears)
Alice In Chains - Would?
Wall Of Death - Main Obsession
I think I was 4 months when I had to have an appointment with a doctor who wasn't my regular.
>'I see you're down for CBT how is it going?'
>Explain Im on th waiting list
>'Oh no, that's way too long'
>Get in contact with me two days later to make a first appointment
Trying really hard not to think about how badly I fucked up that entry into her facebook yesterday
It's just torture and there's nothing I can immediately do to rectify it
Gotta wait a month or 3, cool down and try again
Either hit with Gmail phishing or learn RATs
>Alice in Chains - Would
My nigga. The last like 30 seconds of that song is some of the best music ever recorded. So intense.
Although as far as sad songs go, Would? is one of the less sad Alice in Chains songs. Which is still pretty fucking sad tbf.
As a coastal town that's popular with tourists, it's both warmer and has more people wandering around with cash they don't really need.
Southport's the same, I mean, it's objectively shit, but you
maybewon't freeze to death, and people might be more likely to give you some spare change than in say, Huddersfield, which is just shit. Mostly it's the more hospitable weather though.
Yea but I said I'm cutting down on drinking. If I buy loads of beer I'll drink every day. I cut down on drinking but then after a few days it'll get to night time and I'll be jonesing for a drink but all the shops are closed so this is the only way.
My heart aches. You've made me want to die. I still love you.
How do people in the UK live with themselves? I can't think of a single redeeming factor about your country. You are all cucks to your queen, your food and culture is non existent, you have fallen so far from your past and your teeth are fucked. Do you guys feel the same way about your country? Is there any pride at all?
>2 chicks in this night club
>pretty hot 5'10 whitey along with a pretty nice looking woman(too bad she's black)
>literally every guy who came to them was hitting on the whitey
>she didn't go out with anyone and just danced with her bff or whatever
damn, I can't imagine how much that must've hurt her.
>fucking 5'5 indians/pakistanis doing that shitty fist pump motion towards women who are clearly disgusted at them, and continues to do so for minutes until they ask you to tell pajeet to piss off
some people have it harder than you guys.
>this is the worst Reddit Joke I know
Nope, I am Catholic. I am just a (by law) British citizen.
Just like you!
figuring out how to get out of the shit situation i'm in... so contemplating suicide
Playing FM 14 started as Bristol Rovers in League 2 just starting 2020 season preparing for my first season in the Prem. How about you?
What's the situation bud?
>Paranormal TV series
You post on /x/? Used to be good back in the day that board but literally everyone is an underage role player now.
Her mum wants her to do a PhD her dad thinks she'd be better off doing music (because she is very good) rather than risking doing a PhD and ending up working in retail with a PhD at 30.
Her dad thinks she should just start a function band and charge 1k a pop for gigs in a few years time.
no I don't like x, im not a believer or anything,
I approach it more from a critical standpoint.
I just find it interesting how people convince themselves such things are real.
and the logical fallacies they use.
>tfw think i'm addicted to online gambling
roulette and blackjack is like fucking crack
wish they'd close down willy hilly so i don't waste my money on that shit, fucking lose everytime
just fuck my shit up desu
Have you ever gone up?
I tried gambling but I hate losing money so I could only get addicted if I were winning.
I got a free fiver on Paddy Power once and got up to 40 quid on roulette but then lost it all, felt so bad I never played again.
i like the roulette because the first time i played it i put literally 2 pound in the machine and ended up walking away with 400+
i blew it all on booze anyway so it was all pointless desu but still...
yeah a couple of times i've won big but if i add up how much i've lost it's probably like 5 times more than what i've won desu
that's what got me hooked...i won first time i played, see the post above
also, paddypower are cunts. i had 60 quid on roulette...covered every fucking number apart from one number and of course... it comes out, i closed my account instantly
Holy shit Bonais's posts are just parts of other posts... I made a joke when the new OP Image came in that the JC can't be in it Wojack walking home from th JC hen next year it will be him outside his house then the next year him in his bedroom and someone replied with
>planning your shitposts three years in advanced
wewlads, thought i'd get a lot lower
some of them are bullshit though like owning a smartphone