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Can girls instinctively tell if a guy has a small dick or not?

Like, is there a certain way a guy with a big dick carries himself?
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>>26041609
With a bulge in his pants for the most part.
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>>26041609
evidently not, because i have a 9 inch penis and girls won't even look at me
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>>26041635
thread's over fellas go home
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>>26041609
>Can girls instinctively tell if a guy has a small dick or not?
Confidence, you have small dick you reek inferiority complex.
according to the graph i have satisfying one
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>>26041609
No, don't be retarded m8
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>>26041609
i was sort of surprised my qt had such a large penis

really, he said it was average, but every guy says their dick is average so idk
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>tfw E (not enjoyable) acording to that chart
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>posting the troll chart
wew instant replies
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>>26041713
It's a bullshit chart from people selling enhancers.
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>>26041713
What are your stats?

originality
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>>26041748
What stats when hard?
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I've never had much confidence, dressed poorly, was skinnyfat and all that. Every girl I've been with (just a couple really) has said that my penis is huge and I don't look like a guy who would have had a huge penis. So yeah, there's that. The same way you can't tell if a girl has a roastie or a nice innie, you know.
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>tfw 5x4.5
>not even satisfying
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My dick is above average and I'm not confident all the time. I'm downright anxious and awkward sometimes.

Also that graph is bullshit. Ideal dick size wouldn't be quite that girthy. And it varies a lot depending on the girl and how small her vagina is. That graph has been around for at least 10 years and there's no actual source or survey behind it. This guy on penissizedebate.com just made it up to sell a book or get traffic to his website.
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>>26041748
5.5 lenght x 4.5 girth
plus my shit is completely mutilated because of a malformation
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>>26041609
most girls do not know what an inch is or posses any kind of spatial awareness.
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>7"x5.7"
>still feel small as a mouse and inadequate
I'd give someone else it if i could. Never going to use it either.
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>>26041856
irrelevant. if you're small you're small. you can look like david gandy but the moment she sees pic related it's game over
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5.5x5.5 is odd. decent girth but my length sucks. I really need to lose weight.
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>>26041725
>>26041826
>>26041737
>troll chart

dicklets detected
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>>26041609
The louder you are the bigger they assume your dick is. thats why girls all want loud chads and would never even consider giving a quiet guy a chance
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>>26041635
>roasties are so dumb they dont realize dicks grow when erect
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I've always wondered this, if girls can tell if someone has a big dick. I know some dudes who say they're hung and I never really notice a bulge on them; do these guys exude a certain something that's more than just confidence? Is there some kind of weird biological cue they pick up on immediately?
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>>26041609
Ah the old "modified values on the penis chart" meme.
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>>26042179
This stopped me from cutting
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>>26042206
>cutting
Don't do that bro.

If you do want to cut yourself, try drawing on yourself with sharpie instead. It apparently gives the same feeling of control without the scars, obviously.
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>>26042179
This chart is fake as fuck. What small dick faggot actually took the time out to do this?
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>>26042240
I don't accutally
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>>26041609
>>26042179
Wait, this is a troll chart?
Jesus, r9k has made me so delusional as to actually think that this is real.
>implying it isn't
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>>26042179
I really wish this was true :^(
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>>26042304
>>26042312

Average benis size for the western world is like 5-6 inches. The reason that its the average size is because, genetically, that means its optimal... Otherwise it wouldn't be the average, something else would be

Women also have different sized vaginas. Most of them are going to be proportioned to accept 5-6 inch dongs. Some girls might have more cavernous vaginas and crave bigger dicks, but these are exceptions to the norm.

Obsession and insecurity over not having a giant mutant dick is just one of the many negative side-effects of watching too much porn. I recommend you stop watching it.
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>>26041609
One girl looked baffled when I pulled out 8 inches and she told me she always thought I had a tiny dick

So no
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>>26042371
>not being mutant
>not leaving humanity behind
CMON FOUR SCOOPS WHATEVER IT TAKES
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>tfw black with a small dick
I can't do anything right...
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All girls that saw my dick that is way above average that they wouldn't have guessed that.
Doesn't help that I'm below average height, but after a good dicking they didn't seem to mind that any more.

But a big dick doesn't really help unless you know how to use it and if you can get a reputation for it.
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>Be 19
>go to band grade 11 girl
>Days before she txts me talking about how she can tell i have a big dick. Just the way I walk

>Pick her up and she blows me in the truck
>Eyes kinda light up and she tells me how my dick is actually nice
>Tells me its bigger than she thought it was going to be
.........
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>>26042016
that guy gotta be a C his dick is just too small
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>>26041921
>5.5 x 4.5

fuck off dude
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>>26042371
>The reason that its the average size is because, genetically, that means its optimal
average or typical has nothing to do with optimal. you don't understand how evolution works. if average was optimal then average dudes wouldn't have a problem scoring a date. being taller, bigger, and thicker-dicked than average is what gets chicks going. don't kid yourself.
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>>26041609

>TFW right in the center of the A zone but it is going to waste
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>>26043010
>has a big dick
>says size doesnt matter its how you use it

holy shit just fuck off
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>>26041609
>tfw outright rejected by a girl for having too small a dick
>later we end up fucking anyway
>she cums within 5 minutes
>ask her how it was
>"way better than I expected"

5.5 x 5 inches here. Girls don't know shit.
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>>26041609

WTF is satisfying less than enjoyable?

i can have a satisfying meal, but an enjoyable meal is much better.
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>>26042016
Someone pls post the dicklet shoop of this
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>>26041609

>Like, is there a certain way a guy with a big dick carries himself?

You mean like with a fucking wheelbarrow or something
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>>26043457
girls dont know shit about penis size
this should be fairly obvious to people by now, when they say they've had 8-9 inch dicks inside them, go ahead and subtract 2-4 inches from that number.
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How to measure circumference?
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>>26043318
Post like these give me some confidence that at least I'm not a dicklet.
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>>26043631
find the thickest point on your dick
get a piece of string if you don't have a soft tape measure
wrap it around that point, don't pull to tight, or leave it too loose
measure
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>>26042247
>7x6
>not enjoyable
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>Before hooking up: "women don't even like big penises, who wants to feel like you're getting broken in half by some guy's big cock?"
>After hooking up: "I love that I can hold it in both hands and I don't even reach the head!"


True story.
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It's always amused me this chart looks like testicles and the beginning of a shaft from a side view
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>>26042304
>/r9k/

If you want your psyche to make it, get the fuck out of there. I wish I could have told myself that five years ago. Seriously, I've never seen a community more of more self-loathing, confirmation biased, defeatist, insecure, hateful man children. Its a toxic mindset that seeps in further that you know. Hell, instead of finding things out for yourself, you let a bunch of teenagers with no romantic experience convince you your penis isn't good enough. Does that sound like a place you should let influence your mental?

Go read books and talk to women. They're not hateful harpies just waiting to laugh at your penis so they can tell Chad and suck his dick. Women are just as insecure as men, usually more so, even though they don't show it. And "Chad" doesn't exist, he's an abstract amalgamation of the fear, trepidation, unhealthy bitterness and insecurity that has culminated itself inside an echo chamber of narrow sighted men.

Just get the fuck out, dude.
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>>26043718
So according to that char there are dicks that are almost 2 1/2 in in diameter? That's hard to believe, that chart must be bogus.
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>>26043994
Hm. Thought I was on /fit/. Oh well.
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>>26042016
Someone please shop it even further.
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>>26043867
>I love that I can hold it in both hands and I don't even reach the head!
anybody can do this
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>>26041609
Wear some tightish jeans and rock your fatman, brother
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>6.5x5.5
>Girls tell me it hurts and to go slower

STOP THIS MEME GUYS FUCK YOU'RE HURTING ME THEY CAN HARDLY TAKE MY COCK AND I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT BEING SMALL THERE'S NO FUN IT'S HURTING ALL THE TIME
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>>26043994
>chad doesn't exist

if chads and stacies didnt exist then robots don't exist your argument is invalid. There are numerous people out there who immediately consider us weird and stay away from us, I have no clue what I did to deserve being treated so badly. If you're not with them you're against them that's how life works. You don't know how hard is it to fake myself through normie social traditions, but since I've worked so hard I'm more or else in the middle, yet I still can't stand most people it's not nothing personal it's just what happens. You think most people chose the miserable life they have? Robots exist and you and everyone else tramples on them when they're trying to find something you don't give them anyway (acceptance)
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>tfw .25 inch away from very satisfying
>.75 away from idea

There is no hope
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>>26043298
You're probably one of those emaciated holocaust looking teenage boys. When I was like 40 lbs underweight in my teens, my dick was 10 inches from tip to base. now I'm an average weight for my height and it's only about 7.5 inches.
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>>26044023
2" diameter here.
It's possible.
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>>26041609
Wow according to this chart my dick's satisfying. I didn't expect that
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>>26041713
>mfw
I really shouldn't have opened this board today. Brb, getting cheap vodka
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>>26041609

>this image is still trolling the fuck out of everyone 10 years later

Whoever made it deserves an award, seriously.
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>>26041609
not really but I make jokes about it if a guy has a huge truck/douchey car like a hummer or something. And if he has really bad confidence issues I definitely start thinking he's probably lacking down here.

For the most part though it's all bs, obviously you can't tell unless you ask.
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>>26042304
This chart reflects the most recent and comprehensive penis size study. The average length is 5.2 inches. Very few have 8+ inches.
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>>26047460
>11-17 cm flaccid
God damn.
Self-reported or not, that's terrifying.
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>>26047460
I'm pretty sure that chart is bullshit. That puts me in somewhere in the 95th percentile for having a dick a little longer than 6 inches. My friend is the same length as well.

If this were for Asians I could understand completely
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>>26047592
This. This chart >>26047460 was made to stops dicklets from mass suicide
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No, not really unless there's the change that you can see the buldge.
Sometimes you can tell if you sit on someone's lap though.
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>>26047871
fuck my life how do a girl sit on your lap and you don't get an erection? unless you're already 100% 2d.
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>>26047928
The strong will to control yourself or if you're just not attracted to her.
It depends on the type of pants you're wearing too. They might just be uncomfortable or if she's sitting on you in a painful way.
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>>26041635
/thread
>tfw only just in the enjoyable area
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