I asked someone "Why don't girls like me" and

>>26040337
Is that you in the pic? You don't look so bad, how are your social skills?

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>>26040337

>What am I supposed to do with my life?

its your vibe combined with your par looks
get off this website and go in the world

OP here can anyone relate?

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>tfw it was me who said that

>>26040455
and stop puttin the pussy on a pedestal

>>26040337
you looked better with your hair like that, alex.

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>>26040337

>mfw 50,000 rapes and 15,000 homicides happen every year
>mfw they're probably hanging out with those dudes instead of you because they decided to "profile" you

Sucks man. You can always jack off though. Or better yet become a priest. You'll get the last laugh when you go to Heaven and they're all burning in Hell. idk bro i really don't.

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>>26040461
yea, everyone who sees me instantly hates me and thinks I'm mentally unstable (to be fair, they're not wrong)
but they also say I look 'smart' often
I don't know what that means exactly

>tfw no one wants to be your friend because they think you're some kind of criminal or predator

Is this what it's like being black?

>>26040337
Rape and shoot schools, like they said.

>>26040758

But I'm not that. I don't do any of that. I don't advocate any of that. I just want that "normal" experience everyone else gets. Fudge.

>"You look like a rapist"
>"You look like a school shooter"
>"Stop looking so angry all the time"
>be happy and let it show
>people come annoy you with their stupid shit
>be sad and angry again

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>>26040337

>you look like rapist
>you look like columbine

What a gay reason not to be someone's friend.

>>26040461
Yes, quite a few girls say I look creepy or like a serial killer and then I fuck them. The trick is to not take what they say personally. They don't mean it, they're just testing to see what you'll do.

>>26040461
Ive seen your videos you creepy fuck.

violent autist /10

>>26040774
>I just want that "normal" experience everyone else gets.
It's obvious that's not going to happen.
James Holmes has girls all over him, I think the person was just telling you to play to your strengths.

Otherwise just don't bother.

Move your eyebrows more

Practice smiling alone so that you make your face more used to expressing. Smiling uses up all your facial muscles, having it relaxed uses none. It shows.

Find out exactly how you can be more social. Do you like having calm settings? Are you more opinionated/ enjoy a good debate? Quick with words? Slow and reserved?
Every form has its strengths/ weaknesses, you just have to take advantage of your strength and practice your weaknesses over time.

>>26040790

fuckin this You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>26040337
Hey op nice satirical youtube videos!

>>26040831

What part was "creepy"? Was it the part where I pointed out how girls inaccurately use the word creepy?

>even Hitler had a girlfriend

>>26040895

no it was the part where you used big words and questioned the terrible decisions girls make. dont ever question females again you faggot creep. go hide in your cave. go kill yourself. pedophile.

>>26040895
hey op how much do you worship elliot rodger? Do you relate with r9k memes?

>>26040337
You probably tend to stare people RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING EYES during conversations. Eye contact is cool all right, but it's also intimate and can become too much. Try look them in the face when you talk to them, then allow your eyes to wander away from their face, even if they talk back. You'll appear more relaxed and aloof, not giving you 100% of your dedicated focus like you can't wait to stab them.

>>26040337
a girl asked me for my number so we could hang out some other time. it's been 2 years. she never called me.

>>26040971

Wait another 2 years brah. Just have confidence. The phone will ring.

>>26040990
i don't think she'll ever call desu family

>>26041071

That's the self-doubt talking brah. Stop thinking the world owes you something and start lifting. Smoke weed. Chill. Relax. Fuck bitches and dump em and move on to the next one man. It's easy.

>>26040337
This looks like someone avatar posting as his roomate.

If this is legit, yes you do look like a school shooter and a panty sniffer.

Shave your head and get a suntan.

Your bone structure is already fucked and you have a feminine chin and jaw, so no nutritional advice will save you. But it looks like you can grow a full beard to cover it up so do it.

>>26041182

>just be yourself

>do what i tell you to do with no guarantee it's even gonna work

You sorta look like a rapist. Get a less rapey haircut and just b urself :)))

>>26040337

Prove them right.

DO IT FAGGOT!

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>You look like a school shooter
Your hairline is sorta high. School shooters often have high and receding hairlines at a young age. Us finnish anons have studied the phenomenon on our finnish chans.

Pic related, he's one of Finland's few school shooters. Pay close attention to the hairline.

>>26040895
Your autist voice and clear case of autism. Are you diagnosed? You`re actually a creep though and gave me the spooks you weirdo. You cant expect girls to fuck you.

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>>26041313
Even Dylan and Eric had high/receding hairlines at a young age. Its all about the hair bro, don't doubt finnish meme science.

>>26041350

>guy makes 40 minute video whining about being called a creep and proving how he's not one

>gets called a creep

top kek

>>26041383
But hes legitimately a creep. The video just solidifies it, "MUH THUGS". He even uses god to justify his bitterness. All in all Op should kill himself.

>>26040928
Not OP but what's wrong with being a pedo?

>>26041269
i never said be yourself. if this guy is himself he'll be friendzoned forever

and what i said is guaranteed to work better than what he's got going on right now

>>26041407

if youre "creeped out" and uncomfortable with your walls of reality being shattered and exposed by a man who's perfectly sane, calm, and collected thats your problem not his.

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>>26041443
>perfectly sane, calm, and collected.
What video were you watching?

>>26041383
care to link to said video?

>>26041489

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTxnQE5WbA4

>>26040965
General rule for eye contact is 3-4 seconds at a time. Then you break and casually look away at something else for a few second before looking back.

Any longer and it becomes uncomfortable for most people. Prolonged eye contact is reserved for more intimate encounters.

>>26041473
Don't do it, Pepe. They've wronged you, but infiltrating them and blowing a huge-ass WTC hole into the earth where the academy was will just make it worse. You've already eaten one of them. Let that be enough.

>>26041505

What about the opposite. A complete lack of eye contact. Or very little eye contact. What does that tell a girl?

>>26040569
TopKekkerino

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>>26041507
>tfw Pepe invites you over for ragu
>oh god it's gonna be fucking Boyardee again
>it's actually good, unusually rich and thick
>you even take some home
>how'd you do this, Pepe?
>"I used a special preparation agent."

>>26041503
That is not the same guy, and that is a satire video

>>26040900
Hitler was a charisma min-maxxer, he probably could have been rolling in pussy if it wasn't degenerate to do so

>>26041596

it is the same guy. op's picture is from 5+ years ago.

here is an idea that could work OP

invest in stocks, every single dime. but before you do that make a comprehensive research on which stocks you should invest in and when money will start to pour in


consider this the last resort before you kill yourself

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>>26041587
you got the hunger now

>>26041650

To buy stocks and make any real profit you need to invest like $10000 and even then it can take up to a whole year.

You have to have money to make money.

>>26041663
/r/ pepe talking to a drugged wojack while feeding chad his own brain

>>26041646
OP are you for real dude? Is that video serious?

>>26041675
OP looks like a smart guy he can make 10k if he wants,its not impossible

>>26041108
>on /r9k/
>"getting girls is easy"

>>26040337
> 2015
> Slightly below-average looking white guys are now classified as looking like potential mass-murderers

Jesus Christ.

>>26040505

If you really believe that rapists are better off than you are, then become a rapist, stupid.

>>26040337

haha you put "someone" in charge of you

what a dork you are

you're supposed to LIVE your life, dummy

don't try to find out how to do it by making some random jackass your boss and trying to get them to fix you with a magical answer

you are the boss of you, and yeah you're bad at being a boss but you're still the boss, so do whatever you want, stupid

>>26040337
Will you stop spamming my youtube feed with religious nonsense.