OH MY GOD /r9k/ IM DYING. I'M HAVING A MIGRAINE AND IT FEELS LIKE MY SKULL IS BEING SPLIT OPEN. PLS HELP
If you're really having one, get your retarded eyes off the screen, take whatever pills you have around, triple aspirins. then lay down and wrap a pillow around your head, stay the fuck still like that until it wears off.
cold flannel/cloth on your forehead or back of your neck
ibuprofen or aspirin
try to keep your shoulders and torso area as relaxed as you can, tensing only makes it worse
stop looking at any and all screens
Christ you robots are fucking children, you can't even get rid of a migraine?
Fucking salt your tongue and put a piece of ice on top.
The cool water slowly goes through the salt and you soak it up.
It's basically the poor man's cold IV saline drip.
You do realize IV drips are just salt water right?
I know your pain, OP. I've had chronic migraines since I was about 5 years old. Less often for whatever reason now that I'm out of puberty. Only drug I ever found that seemed to help even a bit was fiorenal. Migraines are the single most unpleasant thing I have experienced. Worse than fillings, worse than wisdom teeth being removed, worse than broken bones.
What I always do is squat down, close my lips around my thumb, blow against my thumb as hard as I can for as long as I can and then stand up quickly. That way I pass out for a little bit, but last time I did it I tripped up and head-butted my dog, so he went into a coma and had to be put down.
OP come back I want to know if your tongue has 2nd degree burns yet.
Get off your fat ass and go be productive. You probably have chronic migraine from staring at a computer all fucking day.