the next day you wake up and you are given the following abilities:
>teleportation, limited in our solar system, you can teleport anything and anyone, including yourself
>unlimited regeneration, virtually unkillable and indestructible
>the ability to bring back anyone from the dead if they died less than 24 hours ago and you have their bodies
>unlimited healing powers and the power to modify genes
what do you do, and why? what is your long term plan?
Teleport to Eggman and make him my personal cumslut
Dress up as an angel, claim to be from god and take over the catholic church. From there, have a /pol/-style purge of non-whites and degenerates.
I'd probably try and see if I can do a handstand
I would just be comfy desu, teleport around to cool places, try to not let people become aware that power. Pose as a doctor and get rich by curing rich people. Probably become bored someday and cause havoc.
>teleport to and from school and maybe get away with living in Mexico
>get in to boxing and shit and earn a fuck ton of money
>neglect that ability cuz I don't fuck with that Satan shit
>heal myself after fights and low key cure family of shit. nobody else would believe that I have healing powers and keep it a secret
>teleport people out into vacuum of space for shits and giggles
Seriously tho, short term I'd teleport to the moon to have breakfast picnic, while listening Pink Floyd. Long term, dude, it's government-toppling time. Middle east might be fun. Sure I'd probably fuck it all up, but what do I care, I'm indestructible.
>really long term my conscience would probably get the better of me and I'd try to help people
I'd go to Africa, cure aids, cure everything there, become Eternal King of United States of Africa and send my army of 1 billion ultra giga niggers to Israel to racemix with jews until jews are no longer pure, then chill out in my African palace watching my innovation on classic Gladiator games.
>Go on /r9k/ and post about how it still hasn't helped me get a gf
>Dress up as an angel, claim to be from god and take over the catholic church. From there, have a /pol/-style purge of non-whites and degenerates.
Now THIS is podracing.
Use my powers and become god emperor of mankind, take complete control of the solar system by teleporting in resources and colonies, build up a massive army and then go out and take the galaxy for humanity, then eventually create a massive planet/palace/spaceship/deathstar with a harem of billions of aliens and hot girls and give most of my empire a sort of federalization and let them do their own shit
use my abilities to solve petty world conflicts. completely wipe out groups that are too unreasonable to work with.
rapidly re-allocate resources to r&d, improving infrastructure, and education. create a utopia in the west and start expanding it to the rest of the world. begin the push to settle/terraform other planets. hopefully have FTL travel within a few hundred years if not sooner. keep the most useful/intelligent people alive with my healing so they can continue their work. become god of a galactic empire which will rule the milky way, then the universe at large
not tell a single soul about it
continue in my life while using the powers to keep it great
disappear when I'm old
regenerate myself, live a new life, repeat
after I've learned and experienced enough things I might help mankind on a larger scale
>teleport in nice oxygenated warm air around you
>teleport away any bad cosmic rays constantly
>teleport in some water
>teleport in a floaty
>teleport in a minibar
>teleport in a computer to shitpost on r9k on while lying down on the floaty, floating in water, which is floating on the moon, which is surrounded by nice comfortable breathable air, while sipping a drink
motherfucker, i'm not even that anon but you think for a second
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I would quietly wander the earth, healing people who need it when the opportunity arises.
I would start teleporting into the room of any robot that kills themselves and say "You aren't getting out that easy" before teleporting away. Eventually word would spread about me, and a mythos would develop. Robots would begin to panic as they realize they can't even escape their miserable lives through death. Eventually I'd start modifying the genes of those who try to commit suicide, taking an inch off their height for every attempt.
Haha, this is a good one! Although you'd have to be omniscient to teleport to robots in the moment where they kill themselves.
I love this one too. I'd become a hermit on top of some mountain, healing anyone who walks the long, tiresome way to the top. But only if they bring sacrificial virgins with them.
>Haha, this is a good one! Although you'd have to be omniscient to teleport to robots in the moment where they kill themselves.
I'd modify my genes to give me both superhuman intelligence and superhuman reaction speed to be able to calculate a list of places most likely a robot would be committing suicide and teleport to each of those places at nanosecond speed to until I find one.
*teleports behind you*
*teleports dick out*
I would wipe every single human male species off the face of this planet Earth, leave only the most beautiful females & take them back to the Garden of Eden.