ITT we are trapped in a mansion and one of us is a murderer
>>26038455
Whoever could it be.
>plot twist
the robot murders himself
It was necbeard in the basement with the katana! (Doesn't narrow things down a bit)
>/r9k/ as a bunch of people on a mansion
>9 nornalfags and one sad beta
>gee I wonder who did it
I'm gonna order pizza guys. What do you like?
>>26038466
Can not be him. He is a mathematician. Or is he?
Only one of us?
Opposite will happen
>>26038780
I AM THE MURDERER
>>26038455
all I want to know is where the body is
>>26038455
>tfw i am the murderer
>>26038455
Tfw when you're trapped on /r9k/ and stuck with autists who make threads like these.
>>26038991
sorry dude it's not you, see below
>>26038843
>>26038780
Also I like most toppings, I prefer spinach and mushrooms or pineapple. So long there no vegetables like artichoke hearts, or shit tier anchovies I'm pretty content.
>>26038991
>>26038780
>>26038843
But he said the opposite will happen, meaningI am not the murderer.
>>26038455
It's all of us.
>>26039054
it's your fault you're here, nut up or shut up
>>26038843
Billy Mays innocence confirmed
>>26039091
Don't you think I know that?
>lowpop ss13 round
fucking easy
just gotta powergame
>/r9k/ meet up at some rich NEET's mansion
>storm
pretty sure this situation would be like the town of salem IRL
*kills a guy*
>>26039124
>boohoo I'm trapped here with autists and faggots
no one cares, get over it, don't waste your fucking fingers
If i was trapped in an r9k infested mansion i would genuinely fear for my life even if there was no known murder inside, getting the chills just thinking about it to be honest senpai
Guys, I just saw a UFO crash outside, someone come with me to take a look at it. Only one of you though.
>>26039311
*teleports behind you*
*slashes with katana*
Hmph, nothin personnel, kid
*teleports back to where I was standing*
*no one suspects a thing*
Anyone else get butthurt looking at pictures of houses like that knowing you'll never be able to afford anything more than renting a shitty apartment?
>be normie
>people assume everyone wants to kill me
>im actually the killer
>spare the ugliest autist to pin suspicion on him
>>26039336
*it was a hologram*And this is an original post]
Im am noa murder
>not taking on an apprentice killer
>>26038455
>kill the ones that can't pass well as a trap
>mercilessly fuck the ones that can
oh yes
>>26038455
*teleports behind u*
*slices u*
;=) xXxnothing personnelxXx
>>26039516
>not leading an order of apprentice killers in the desperate hope that you'll live up to your killer grandfather's legacy
>>26039586
>mansion turns into a murderer academy
>work together to break out
>wreck normies
>grandpa smiles upon us
>>26038455
It's easy
>you kill everyone
>you're guaranteed to kill the killer
2ez familia
>>26039700
>the killer lacks self-awareness and thinks he is being helpful
what a tweest
>>26039643
Let it be soI have not failed you yet, grandfather ;_;
>>26039751
I wonder if he will be that mechanized by the final episode
I'm ordering ten pizzas. Choose your toppings.
>>26038455
I would sperg out and kill everyone to be sure I survive.
So I guess I would be the murderer
FACE ME IN SINGLE COMBAT, LICENTIOUS CUR
YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME? I DIED LONG AGO WHEN I WAS YOUNG.
>>26039957
there's some cool as fuck concept art out there of him being mostly mechanical or hooked up to machines of some sort. I really hope that's the direction they go with him.
>>26039991
Guys what if the murder is inside all of us?
What if, in a way we are all the murderer?
>>26040059
how will his shit get that fucked up? snoke punishing him?
>>26038455
Pls kill me murderer-san
>>26040223
battles, against rey finn and poe
training with snoke
self-mutilation to be more like grandpa
the possibilities are endless
>>26040313
>self-mutilation to be more like grandpa
i like it
Oh god, it wasn't me, I swear I'm innocent I'll do anything!
>>26040501
>I'll do anything
including murder?
found the killer, good game everyone, turn off the lights and let's get some shut-eye
the poster below this reply is a murderer
do not trust him
What an unsettling place...Could be bad if someone desired...someone craved the flesh..The flesh of the living..Insides...Haha..ha...
the post above this is a lie
>>26040628
>>26040645
>>26040647
Well, this is confusing.
>>26040873
it is pretty simple >>26040645 believes it would be good if someone craved the flesh of the living, ie. himself
>>26038780
And you are a tripfag... why?
totally original comment axaxaxa kek