I thought it was a meme senpai but I downloaded tinder and these are the first 2, and not the last, i see, what the fuck
i just want someone to love me for me anon
> Be 5'11" normalfag
> Girls often ask me my height, even if they've seen me IRL
> "I'm 5'11"
> "OMG anon hahaha no you're not, just say you're 6'!"
> "No, I'm 5'11""
> "OMG but that's practically 6', just say you're 6'"
I don't understand why that obsession is so strong that they'd try and convince me that I was an inch taller than I actually was because they can't accept the idea of hanging out with a guy who's one inch under their arbitrary height limit. I like big tits, but if a girl told me she had a C-Cup I wouldn't try to make her say she was a D-Cup. I wouldn't ask her what her cups size is at all, I would already know it whether it was big enough by looking at it without having to hear the exact measurement.
>tfw father 5'7 and his brother 5'5
>tfw mother taller than my father
>tfw me 5'9
>tfw people taller than me are really rare
what the fuck USA? if there was woman with 6'0+ requirement she would be 4ever single.
But you actually should lie about your height by an inch. Everyone else is doing it so you'd be at a disadvantage if you don't.
>have been using Tinder off and on for a while now
>got an okay amount of matches
>tfw I never talk to any of them
>tfw even if through some miracle I hit it off with one, I wouldn't be able to do anything with no car
>tfw I'd have to explain that I've been doing nothing for almost 2 years
>tfw I'd have to tell them that I've never had a girlfriend
>tfw only 5'9
So basically Tinder is just a mobile game for me.
>charm her , say all the right things be really good looking
>showcase your social prowess and power
>get her to fall in love with you and plan to meet up
>day before get your kneecaps removed tp be even more of a manlet
>show up in anover sized suit from inside an oversized car with zany british music playing
>S- so what's up?
you fucked up right there. nothing tells "I am boring as fuck" better than this opening line.
you had chance to save it by saying that you actually did something interesting today but you just confirmed that you are worthless and spend all day doing nothing interesting.
even saying that you were frogposting on 4chan might be better. she would at least asked you what the fuck is 4chan so you can sperg few more lines at her.
>I'm not here for a one night stand
>every tinder girl I've met irl ends up fucking on the first date
>only had one relationship come out of that and it ended within 4 months and was purely based on sex
Tinder is a hookup app. Why the hell do girls try to pretend like it's anything different? We all know why we're using the app, stop pussy footing around it
>point out something interesting about her profile
now you don't look like creep that just likes her profile picture
>if she asks about something about yourself tell her about some interesting hobby or yours or what ever
now it seems like you might be interesting and in case you have something in common you can talk more
>tell her about your friends or family
now you look like someone who actually has friends and is not complete autist
This. These things universally work to build attraction in women. Have interests, goals and people/pets you care about and can talk about enthusiastically and the skill to talk about them smoothly in conversation.
The only reason a girl wants you to be 6'0 or above is so she can tell your friends you are. 5'11 doesn't sound as good even though she doesn't seriously care as long as you're taller than her.
not even sure if it's worth trying anymore. imagine if she had a 6'4 boyfriend before, every time you have sex she's imagining him on her instead.
it's especially retarded because "manlet genetics for children" isn't a legit argument in the modern era with cheapo mk-677 and other GH secretalogues
Or if you're someone's ideal you get fat, sad, stressed at work and they fuck one of your friends (regardless of gender). Welcome to adult dating. It feels like shit to have that Disney view of romance shattered doesn't it?
Because girls want to have that excuse to get out of accepting she's a cock taking slut.
if she admits it's a hookup app she has to admit she's a loose easy lay and that would smash her tiny reality of being awesome in her own head.
open with something that catches their eye
Women like the sound of 6ft. They want to be able to tell everyone that they have a bf who's 6ft tall.
Women care about status more than physical appearance. That's why they make such a big deal about an arbitrary number.
If their bf/husband makes 100k they'll brag about how he makes six figs.
Don't be a dumbass and make a fake account with a guy about the same level.
This takes a bit of critical thinking and not just moping about, so it's really not a good /r9k/ tactic.
If you're ugly you're fucked no matter what
If I were 8-10/10 I would banter girls all the time.
>tfw I just got back from a date with a girl I met on Tinder
>tfw it went well
>tfw we're going to the beach Saturday for date #2
>tfw I'm 6' tall
>tfw she has a nice rack
Life doesn't look as bleak, bros.
Most girls don't give a fuck and only put that shit on there to deter you insecure redpill cucks.
I'm 5'7 and swipe right on that shit every time because it's tinder so who gives a fuck.
Tinder in a university town is awesome. I've been stuck here for work for like 5 months and it's like shooting fish in a barrel, especially the grad students.
Major cities it's way harder especially if you live there but if you travel a lot tinder is basically a hotel bar without actually having to leave your room.
Seen alot of POF profiles in the UK that are the same.
I was like OP and just thought it was a bit of a meme blown out of proportion but it's actually a thing..
>participates in a form of dating that revolves around photos and entering a profile full of arbitrary statistics
>gets mad when cumdumpsters decide to select men based on their photos and arbitrary statistics.
GO OUT AND TALK TO GIRLS YOU FUCKING BITCHMADE FAGGOT
>match with qt girl
>don't message her for five days
>open with "good things come to those who wait five days to respond. How's it going?"
>felt so stupid about it at the time
>Tfw she is now my gf
How the fuck did that actually work, /r9k/? I'm not even close to being Chad.
definitely ate like garbage as a kid & my parents made me do cross country which increases estrogen and lowers test. i also got 4hrs sleep a night in high school.
regardless of the cause I AM FUCKED at 5'6. i just have to learn to live my life forever alone. if only i could get a hobby ;_;
no clue, but women love jason statham and he is well groomed baldo manlet with british accent.
I am bald as well and I find myself more attractive with short or no hair at all. it certainly look less pathetic than guys trying to hide it.
no problem. outcome depends on shape of your skull. but unless you try it out you will never know. also if you are really pale maybe just go with few millimeters of hair instead of clean shave so you don't look like neo-nazi or cancer patient.
>I'm 180cm which is JUST under 5'11"
>tell a girl I met online I'm 5'11"
>she says she's 5'10"
>she looks like she's 6'0" and is noticeably taller than me
>her cock is bigger than mine too