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I thought it was a meme senpai but I downloaded tinder and these are the first 2, and not the last, i see, what the fuck
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>>26038301
Who gives a shit. Left swipe and move on.
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>>26038301
ITT : things that happen only in USA or UK.
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>>26038301
Women don't even know what 6ft is. If you are 510 just lie.

Otherwise yes, tinder sluts are shallow.
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>>26038315
i just want someone to love me for me anon
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>>26038315
>be manlet
>half of the human population despises you just for existing
It's hard not to give a shit.
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>>26038301
> Be 5'11" normalfag
> Girls often ask me my height, even if they've seen me IRL
> "I'm 5'11"
> "OMG anon hahaha no you're not, just say you're 6'!"
> "No, I'm 5'11""
> "OMG but that's practically 6', just say you're 6'"

I don't understand why that obsession is so strong that they'd try and convince me that I was an inch taller than I actually was because they can't accept the idea of hanging out with a guy who's one inch under their arbitrary height limit. I like big tits, but if a girl told me she had a C-Cup I wouldn't try to make her say she was a D-Cup. I wouldn't ask her what her cups size is at all, I would already know it whether it was big enough by looking at it without having to hear the exact measurement.
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>>26038301
>tfw slav
>tfw father 5'7 and his brother 5'5
>tfw mother taller than my father
>tfw me 5'9
>tfw people taller than me are really rare
what the fuck USA? if there was woman with 6'0+ requirement she would be 4ever single.
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>>26038508
No woman has a problem sharing a man whose height is sufficient. They would rather do that than touch a manlet.

>>26038493
They think 5'11 is closer to 5'0 than it is to 6'0.
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funny thing is that short women are most picky when it comes to height. friends gf is 1,5 he is 2,0 and she goes on like she would never date someone who is not at least 1,9
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Dude I'm 5'7 and tell girls I'm 6' , than can never tell
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>>26038383
You think someone who selects on weight is capable of love?
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>tfw 6'5
>25 yo kv
It doesn't fucking matter. Chances are they also wouldn't be interested in you if you were taller.
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>>26038493
But you actually should lie about your height by an inch. Everyone else is doing it so you'd be at a disadvantage if you don't.
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This is why the metric system is better.
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>>26038301

>have been using Tinder off and on for a while now
>got an okay amount of matches
>tfw I never talk to any of them
>tfw even if through some miracle I hit it off with one, I wouldn't be able to do anything with no car
>tfw I'd have to explain that I've been doing nothing for almost 2 years
>tfw I'd have to tell them that I've never had a girlfriend
also
>tfw only 5'9

So basically Tinder is just a mobile game for me.
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>woman asks me about my height
>I ask her about her weight
>get called shallow pig
>fml
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>>26038315
>swipe right
>charm her , say all the right things be really good looking
>showcase your social prowess and power
>get her to fall in love with you and plan to meet up
>day before get your kneecaps removed tp be even more of a manlet
>show up in anover sized suit from inside an oversized car with zany british music playing
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>>26038341
I live in the uk and I have NEVER seen this kind of stuff

I thought this was burger only shit
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>>26039017
>>charm her
you lost me there champ
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S- so what's up?
"Not much really, you?"
Ah, nothing
[end]

Tinder for non-Chads.
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>>26038508
I doubt OP is in the states because we don't use kilometers here
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>>26039113
Tinder for people with boring lives and who can't Google how to hold a conversation.
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>>26039113
>S- so what's up?
you fucked up right there. nothing tells "I am boring as fuck" better than this opening line.
>Ah, nothing
you had chance to save it by saying that you actually did something interesting today but you just confirmed that you are worthless and spend all day doing nothing interesting.
even saying that you were frogposting on 4chan might be better. she would at least asked you what the fuck is 4chan so you can sperg few more lines at her.
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>>26039242
This so much desu sempai.

Original comment right here.
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>>26039242

This isn't something that I actually do, it's just what would happen if I tried actually talking to my matches.
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>>26039113
Just start with some random bullshit like "so, how about avocados"

She'll probably go with something like "they're pretty neat" and you can work from there
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kill all manlets
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>>26039347
But it wouldn't happen if you didn't do it..?
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>be 5'11"
>lie and tell everyone 6'

Nobody's called me out on it yet.
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>I'm not here for a one night stand
>every tinder girl I've met irl ends up fucking on the first date
>only had one relationship come out of that and it ended within 4 months and was purely based on sex

Tinder is a hookup app. Why the hell do girls try to pretend like it's anything different? We all know why we're using the app, stop pussy footing around it
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>>26039347
>point out something interesting about her profile
now you don't look like creep that just likes her profile picture
>if she asks about something about yourself tell her about some interesting hobby or yours or what ever
now it seems like you might be interesting and in case you have something in common you can talk more
>tell her about your friends or family
now you look like someone who actually has friends and is not complete autist
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>>26039486
This. These things universally work to build attraction in women. Have interests, goals and people/pets you care about and can talk about enthusiastically and the skill to talk about them smoothly in conversation.
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>>26039486
>tell her about some interesting hobby or yours
>now you look like someone who actually has friends
this is where i fail
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She's probably like 5'1. If you're like 5'8, go after women that are 5'6-5'9, for whatever reason they are a lot more receptive.
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i know a guy who is 5'2'' dating a girl who is 5'3''
never give up
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>>26038301
Say that you're 6'3" when you're actually 5'9"
#wastehertime2016
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>>26038301
this is a normie htread now
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>>26039786
now that is many original comment
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>>26039797
top origin keko
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>>26039838
what king of woman responds to this shit? it is not even original.
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>>26039786
>>26039797
>>26039838

If I tried any of these things there's like a 99.999% chance that I would get no response.
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>>26039892
it was never about being original m8, its bullshit made by journals for women
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>>26038301
that is ironic intended for one night stands and she's like
>no one night stands
hahahaha
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I've heard women say "you get a really good deal on a short man". ie they're going for less than their actual value.

Just find one of those women
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>>26038493
The only reason a girl wants you to be 6'0 or above is so she can tell your friends you are. 5'11 doesn't sound as good even though she doesn't seriously care as long as you're taller than her.
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please stop shilling this same thread every day.
reported for viral marketing
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>>26039942
are you 8/10?
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>>26038383
One of the best albums ever recorded, good to know someone else likes heretoir
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>>26040102
Every time someone on 4chan claims an album is good, I go listen to it and it's ear raping shit.
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>>26039985
>tfw the best I can hope for is to have someone settle for me.
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>>26040609
iktf bro

not even sure if it's worth trying anymore. imagine if she had a 6'4 boyfriend before, every time you have sex she's imagining him on her instead.

it's especially retarded because "manlet genetics for children" isn't a legit argument in the modern era with cheapo mk-677 and other GH secretalogues
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>>26040609
Or if you're someone's ideal you get fat, sad, stressed at work and they fuck one of your friends (regardless of gender). Welcome to adult dating. It feels like shit to have that Disney view of romance shattered doesn't it?
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>>26038301
Why exactly should an 8/10 girl go out with a 5/10 guy if she can get another 8/10?
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>>26039786
>>26039838
This might be a dumb question, but do iPhone and Android users share the same userbase for Tinder?
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>>26040663
I'm not delusional. I just want someone to genuinely like me.
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>>26039430
You must be a manlet then. I met my last 2 gfs on there.
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>>26039430
Because girls want to have that excuse to get out of accepting she's a cock taking slut.


if she admits it's a hookup app she has to admit she's a loose easy lay and that would smash her tiny reality of being awesome in her own head.
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>>26039113
open with something that catches their eye
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>>26041130
try and be funny too
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>start fake account
>talk to girl you actually find interesting and find out some shit about her
>use real account and seem more similar and in line to her tastes

Free fucks.
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>>26038301
>be me
>Descended from vikings
>naturally amazing bone structure and height
>no problems maintaining muscle with only minimal workout
>beta mentality, alpha level wife
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>>26041157
Ask her if she wants to go for a faff n laff?
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>>26040001
This.

Women like the sound of 6ft. They want to be able to tell everyone that they have a bf who's 6ft tall.

Women care about status more than physical appearance. That's why they make such a big deal about an arbitrary number.

If their bf/husband makes 100k they'll brag about how he makes six figs.
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>>26041157
>>26039786
>>26039797
>>26039838
>>26041130

you know sometimes is funny that some normies has invaded r9k ... this shit always make me laugh
>thanks.
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>>26040744
It's a dumb question.
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>>26041235
then you are an ungrateful normie piece of shit then. i recomend to you the board /b/ and /soc/
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>>26038909
This.

180cm or 5'11 is the cutoff for manlets.
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>>26041196
That will never work if you are not hot, he only likes the fake account because you are using a hot picture
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>>26041336
Don't be a dumbass and make a fake account with a guy about the same level.

This takes a bit of critical thinking and not just moping about, so it's really not a good /r9k/ tactic.

If you're ugly you're fucked no matter what
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>>26041424
>If you're ugly you're fucked no matter what
That's why it is not a good r9k tactic
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>>26041470
you are not fuked as long as you have $$$ new fur coat or designer shoes will make up for anything. even small dick.
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>>26041513
I have a cashmere overcoat I have been wearing for some time, does that count?
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>>26041565
I meant it as present for her. it never hurts to dress good though. but I am not sure if your average stacy can appreciate class.
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>>26041639
Buying expensive gifts for someone I don't know seems like a mugs game
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>>26041157
kek

If I were 8-10/10 I would banter girls all the time.
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>tfw I just got back from a date with a girl I met on Tinder
>tfw it went well
>tfw we're going to the beach Saturday for date #2
>tfw I'm 6' tall
>tfw she has a nice rack

Life doesn't look as bleak, bros.
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>>26038301

Most girls don't give a fuck and only put that shit on there to deter you insecure redpill cucks.

I'm 5'7 and swipe right on that shit every time because it's tinder so who gives a fuck.
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remember this?

fooking hell original
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I'm foreign, white, and 6'2 in burgermetres. Does that mean my dick'd get sore in the US?
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>>26042074
Are you brown/Indian? If not then yes.
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Tinder in a university town is awesome. I've been stuck here for work for like 5 months and it's like shooting fish in a barrel, especially the grad students.

Major cities it's way harder especially if you live there but if you travel a lot tinder is basically a hotel bar without actually having to leave your room.
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>>26042074
yes if youre from a respectable country. if you have an appealing accent (irish, british, aussie, etc) then 100% yes
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>>26038341
Seen alot of POF profiles in the UK that are the same.
I was like OP and just thought it was a bit of a meme blown out of proportion but it's actually a thing..
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>>26038301
>participates in a form of dating that revolves around photos and entering a profile full of arbitrary statistics
>gets mad when cumdumpsters decide to select men based on their photos and arbitrary statistics.

GO OUT AND TALK TO GIRLS YOU FUCKING BITCHMADE FAGGOT
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>match with qt girl
>don't message her for five days
>open with "good things come to those who wait five days to respond. How's it going?"
>felt so stupid about it at the time
>Tfw she is now my gf
How the fuck did that actually work, /r9k/? I'm not even close to being Chad.
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>>26040659
>manlet genetics
Amigo, my dad is 5'3 and i' m 6'2
It doesn't always work that way
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>>26043138

He probably has decent genes but didn't eat well/inhaled a lot of pollution/second hand smoke as a kid
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Any baldos had success with tinder or is it pretty much a no go for us?
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>>26043165
definitely ate like garbage as a kid & my parents made me do cross country which increases estrogen and lowers test. i also got 4hrs sleep a night in high school.

regardless of the cause I AM FUCKED at 5'6. i just have to learn to live my life forever alone. if only i could get a hobby ;_;
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>>26043327
shave and you are g2g
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>>26043422
>if only i could get a hobby
What's stopping you
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>>26043458
For real? So girls will swipe left if you are under 6ft but willing to swipe right for a well groomed baldo?
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>>26043558
no clue, but women love jason statham and he is well groomed baldo manlet with british accent.
I am bald as well and I find myself more attractive with short or no hair at all. it certainly look less pathetic than guys trying to hide it.
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>>26043678
Fair enough, guess only one way to find out.

Thank you, family.
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>mfw im a 5"1 girl who has a 5"6 manlet bf

and i prefer men 5"5-5"9. AMA :^)
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>>26043708
no problem. outcome depends on shape of your skull. but unless you try it out you will never know. also if you are really pale maybe just go with few millimeters of hair instead of clean shave so you don't look like neo-nazi or cancer patient.
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I'm black/white, /fit/, average looking and I only match with fat chicks.

Tinder fucking sucks
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>>26043845
>I'm black/white
so you're black? One drop rule my darkie friend
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>>26038301
Just say you are 6'
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>>26038851
I'm 6'2" and not a butthurt little manlet. I'm not going to lie and say I'm 6'3"
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>>26043462
i can't find pleasure in any activity
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>>26038493
>tfw 6'2
>always say I'm barely 6'0
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>>26044115
>be 6'3
>say im barely 5'11 with shoes on
>manlets get buttblasted
feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>26040744
Yes, its all based on your location not Phone OS.
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>I'm 180cm which is JUST under 5'11"
>tell a girl I met online I'm 5'11"
>she says she's 5'10"
>meet irl
>she looks like she's 6'0" and is noticeably taller than me
>her cock is bigger than mine too

JUST
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>tfw 5'7 skeleton and had sex in HS
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>>26044374
You mean back when people weren't fully grown so your manletnes wasn't apparent?
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