Has anyone here ever been breastfed as an adult? Just wondering

No but if I ever got into a long-term relationship and got her pregnant, I'd definitly have a suck once she started producing.

>>26036660
This, this so much.

And there's nothing stopping one from just pretending in the mean time.

>>26036678
>And there's nothing stopping one from just pretending in the mean time.

You mean apart from the lack of a gf?

>>26036660
Did this.

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Yes, I got my gf pregnant and spent a month after the child war born drinking titty milk, it was fucking awesome AMA

gif related, her pumping milk

No but I tried my friend's breast milk once and it actually wasn't bad? It reminded me of semen a little bit actually. But it was cold because it had been pumped and refrigerated, I think it would have been a lot grosser if it was warm.

>>26036806
Sounds weird, but I've only had a very small sample size. I will say that not all breast milk tastes like all semen.

fembot here, I'm actually trying to induce lactation (I'm not pregnant) because I want to gift qt boys pastries made with my breast milk

source: I am pumping my breasts rn

>>26036836
Proof?
Commentus Originus

>>26036836
>because I want to gift qt boys pastries made with my breast milk
Do you plan on telling them?

>>26036836
>tfw no cowgirl gf who modifies her body to produce as much milk as humanly possible and begins to replace all dairy products in my diet with ones she has lovingly handcrafted from her own milk
>she will never get mad at me for cheating on her by drinking animal milk

>>26036613
When the wife is breastfeeding it sometimes happens when we are having sex
>the best is when the lube for a titfuck is her own milk

>>26036874
>construct a total fantasy
>still inject your insecurities
Try to relax a little, anon.

>>26036826
I don't mean it tasted LIKE semen, it just had this sort of nutty/musky thing going on that made semen the first thing I thought of.

>>26036783
What does it taste like?


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>>26036856
I won't post pics but this pump machine did cost me $150. and my nipples are really sore lately. I heard it's hard to induce from scratch but I'm trying my best. you'll just have to believe me anon, I wouldn't make my nipples sore for no reason

>>26036871
I actually haven't thought about that. I guess I wouldn't because telling them would make them call the cops on me or throw my pastries at me/the floor and I wouldn't want it to go to waste

>>26036874
>TFW cowgirl sounds like wearing the hat and boots and listening to country music

>>26036963
like a warm, weak lemonade. It's really nice though, but you have to suckle for a while to get a proper mouthful to swallow.

>>26036992
>wouldn't want it to go to waste
Give them to me then

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>>26036836
Women do anything and say anything just to get some attention and validation.

Here's your (you), whore.

>>26036992
Have you tried domperidone yet?

>>26036993
L-lemonade? Wtf is your woman consuming? My milk tastes like very sweet milk.

>>26036992
easiest way to induce is having someone suck on them.

>>26037083
That's what the machine's for, you dumb thirsty nigger.

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>>26036783
I need more gifs are nipples cumming

>>26037083
Adults don't simulate a suckling baby very well, for what it's worth. Dunno how a pump compares.

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>>26037043
you heard me nigga

>>26037100
here

>>26037017
can food be mailed?

>>26037028
it's prescription only and I'm too anxious/nervous/awkward to ask my doctor for it without obligatory "ARE YOU EXPECTING???"