Good Morning wagecucks! Another day another dollar! While you

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>>26035625
>NEET
>qt gf

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Your master needs a new mercedes wagecuck! Better work overtime tonight or you might lose your shit tier meaningless job :^)

>>26035625
Jokes on you, i have 3 consecutive days off

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Maybe if you are lucky, your master will give you an extra 10 minutes for lunch :^)

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Feeling like this today :^)

>>26035670
Maybe if you are lucky you will realize what a parasite you are and go out and get a job. Or you will never have a girlfriend or a car, or a house, or anything

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>>26035750
maybe one day you will take the red pill, wagie :^)

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>>26035625
This is just a small glimpse of the great life NEETs are living.

>>26035625
>Another day another dollar!
Wage cuck detected

>>26035719
That looks comfy. Especially the robe

>>26035759
>Welfare is red pill

You are retarded

As long as mummy and dada work 60 hours a week, baby's 40 hours are made up for him.

what jobs are not considered wage cucks?

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>believing all neets live with their parents
rage on wagecucks :^)

>>26035625
Fuck having a part time job or any other job that requires slave shit. Now i'm going to play dota 2 all day without a care in the world

>>26035904
And what will you do when you have a medical problem. No insurance and no job remember

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>tfw wagies dont take naps during the day :^)

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>>26035916
rage on wagie :^)

>>26035936
Answer the question parasite

>>26035916

youre statistically more likely to be hit by a car than i am to scrape my knee on the sidewalk you stupid cuck

>>26035936
Happy comfy Pepe is so cute.

>woke up 7 am
>have to do my mmos dailies
>9 am I meet with daddy in starbucks
>he. It's me breakfast, gives me some treats be. Ought in his vacations and some money cause I'm a good neet
>11 am and I come back to keep playing my mmos
>going to buy some lunch in two hours
>then I won't do anything but play videogames until its dinner time since I'm on my neet vacations
>next month is back to coding and drawing

>>26035949
Boy you are retarded, what you gonna do when the day comes and you get a hernia or stones dumbass?

>>26035625
I don't get this. It's like /r9k is bipolar. Half the robots are like, 'I want to die', others are making productive and anarchic use of their time goofing off, learning languages and lifting.

Seems that a depressed cunt is gonna be depressed.

>>26035625

These are my favorite threads. I love seeing NEETS pretend they don't want to hang themselves.

>>26036058

>Learning languages and lifting
>Dragon language from skyrim and leveling up

>>26035936
>He thinks he can get welfare as a cis white male
>He thinks Bernie will give him free stuff, not illegals and niggers
Vote for Trump and the only job you will have is deporting and raping with your comrades

>>26035652
>not rolling your eyes at that overweight douchebag who only wants a Mercedes to compensate for his hair loss and impotency
>not doing a shitty job because you have a shitty job
>caring if you get fired from shit job #8
>caring about the .25-.40 cent loss when you start a new job
>not taking a couple months off to live on unemployment
>desiring things
The true man needs nothing, cares for nothing, and only lives for small pleasures, such as a cigarette after a long day, a night of drinking at the end of a week, a couple of hours of healthy competition in a video game (rather than 12 hour sessions)

>>26035936
I wait for the time when Bernie Sanders is elected and NEET sharia enacted throughout the land.

>>26036291
>Buying cigs and booze with no money

>>26035759
This is the most uninformed piece of self-validating garbage I've ever seen. Indeed, there is a fine line between them that only the true man can walk.
>all women are whores
>having a house to fuck with without a landlord or parent is bad
>implying you'll do anything except shitpost and vidya
>as if you had anything more than melancholy and frustrated masturbation to whorish depictions of women
>not changing yourself and attempting to enjoy life as it is rather than as you wish it were

>>26035899
May that picture burn into the minds of all the normalfags.

The NEET is the true master.

>>26036118
this 2bhonest.f.a.m.a.l.a.m.a.l.a.m.

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How to not be a full time wage slave if you have no education and can't handle the environment in a classroom setting / banned from schools / institutions?

Granted I could live 2 years without any income due to savings. Only skillsets are gaming / streaming / youtube, but currently not enough followers to sustain basic rent and shitty food.

Wat do /r9k/?

>>26036413
Spend those two years learning to code or art or anything you can do as a freelamce

>>26036363
its a joke genius

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>>26036453
But I don't want to code anything, even if I knew how I just don't want to code anything. Art is way beyond my ability. I can barely write legibly.

Freelance what? I've been sheltered my entire life aside from my retail job or pro gaming gig (too old now to get back into the pro scene) I haven't had much experience. Decent w/ women but that isn't profitable. Decent at gambling but that's always risky and not 100% return.

Wat do?

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Can you even imagine why someone would have a job when it's literally pointless to do so in the current year?

>>26036502
Either gg at life or go back to being a wageslave. Nobody said being a neet was going to be easy.

What's your dream fellow neets?
I want to buy my wagekeck neighbors apartment and turn it into a playroom with two comfy couches and two big tvs and a pool table and whatever I can think of
I'm going to inherit a million dollar apartment off my grandma when she dies in a couple years and sell it (I don't really want to move) and buy the apartment next to mkne

>>26035652
>Self improvement
kek

>>26036576
I want to live in a small bungalow near a beach in somewhere tropical where I can go out by myself on a sailboat and just go sailing for months, fishing for food and exploring little islands I come across. No one to bother me and I could go and do whatever I wanted, it would be heaven, though getting internet may be a bit tricky, I would have to use satellite I guess.

>>26036824
How are you going to achieve this tho?

>>26036850
He asked what my dream was, we all know that in the real world no one ever actually gets to accomplish their dreams, even if I was a wageslave I would be so old by the time I could afford that that I wouldn't be able to even use the sailboat, so it's an impossible dream for me.

>>26036889
>he
I posted my dream and then I posted how I'm going to accomplish this
I'm not interested in some retards fantasies. Dreaming is not for the poor, you should dream about getting that buss pass or making it alive to your 40s

>>26035942
I got free health insurance that I signed up for.

>>26035625
who here at work and happy?
i know i am