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Anyone here a semi-normie? I go out every weekend, have many friends, look pretty decent but have never had sex or a girlfriend. I'm that guy that everyone gets along with and is always cracking appropriate jokes (not a clown).

I just cannot work out how you get gfs. The only negative thing I have heard said about me is that I'm 'boring'. Whenever I initiate conversation with a woman I am intending to fug, I get self-concsious and start having awkward silences.
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>>26035468
How much do you weight vs your height?
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>>26035468
how old are you anon?

you remind me of myself in my early 20s
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I'm a semi normie because I look pretty great and have a lot of things going for me but I never put in the effort to get a GF because I'm too worried about losing my independence.
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>>26035474
6'2 and 196lbs. I've been lifiting for a year as well. Get compliments, but no sexy time.
>>26035479
21, d-did things get better?
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>>26035488
>score a 21

Well shit.
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>>26035468
you aren't robot you don't belong here get out GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26035510
when I was 19 I was around 240 pounds. I got down to 199 when I enlisted into the Marines and I'm still a virgin.

Despite what you've been lead to believe not everyone has sex before they are 25ish. You probabaly give off a desprate sorta vibe when you talk to girls you find attractive and that's a comon thing so don't feel bad about it. The way I got more female attention was by approaching them passively and being myself. If A girl can't see past your robot tendencies despite being /fit/ and I assume relatively successful. She's not the kinda girl you want to have a physical realtionship with.

The girl im seeing right now just got out of a very nasty relationship and were taking things slow.
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>>26035488
OP here, got 67
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>>26035488
>almost full marks on physical health
>overall score 38
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>>26035510
yeah mate, i didn't get laid until 23. Keep lifting, doing things you enjoy and staying social.
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I'm a cyborg with mostly norm ir friends, so I kind of get what you feel. I would have left all of them if we weren't friends since highschool.
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>>26035615
>norm ir
Fucking auto correct.
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>>26035488
Zero romantic interest cripples the score
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>>26035468
I have no friends but i go out every weekend and have sex with random women. Never had a girl friend.
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>>26035635
>obese
>attractive face
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>>26035488
Goddamit 58. I thought I was actually retty normal
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>>26035656
I see a lot of guys like this. Many don't even realise they could be chads.
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>>26035656
I have good facial bone structure, too bad face is covered in acne and scars + i'm obese.
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>>26035488
51

Man ain't that some shit.
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>>26035468
Stay social and keep practicing flirtinga and talking to girls. Go on dates. Do some casual dating or try getting into a fwb relationship. After gaining some experience, it will be easier to chase girls that are gf material.
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I have some friends and can interact with people without sperging out but I'm ugly as fuck so no girls ever.
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1. Normie is the newfag redditor way of saying normalfag

2. The only posters who take the idea of a robot identity seriously are newfags who weren't around to see it was a fabrication by whiny losers back in 2011

OP you're a bad poster and this board would be better off without you.
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>>26035488
I got cyborg but I actually have a qt3.14 asian gf.

Is it just a matter of time before she realises what I am?
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>>26035939
When did r9k become this wannabe wizardchan?

I used to frequent /b/ way back when and r9k always just seemed like b's younger cousin.

When did this so called "robot identity" come about? And why?
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>>26035939
It is just a word used to identify a certain type of behaviour. Where in my post does it indicate that I take the robot identity seriously? Using a shorterned version of a word is now reddit? People like you who scream 'le reddit' like little spastics are easily some of the worst posters.
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>>26035468
dont initiate conversations with fugging in mind, just try to think of them as just another person
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>>26035939
normie was the child of normalfag when smug pepe became poopoopeepee

blame smug pepe for /r9k/'s demise if you want to pinpoint its fall
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>>26036057
>dont initiate conversations with fugging in mind, just try to think of them as just another person

This, but be flirty, witty and daring and you'll have good chances of her getting to think of you as a sexual being.
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>>26036056
>It is just a word used to identify a certain type of behaviour

Being a redditor. I agree it does identity that behavior quite well.

>Where in my post does it indicate that I take the robot identity seriously?

That you believe it exists and it exists in antithesis to "normies" means you weren't around on the board pre-deletion.

Lurk more before posting you conceited fuckwit. This board doesn't need your posts.
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>>26035468

this was me in HS. i was popular and had a million friends but i was overweight and had no self-confidence so i watched while my chad friends hooked up with all the girls i was in love with. it pretty much sucked.

i lost the weight and got /fit/ eventually but it was too late for me. i already missed out on all that young love shit when girls are in their prime. now i'm in my early 30s and finally looking good but the pickings are slim. i basically have to date younger girls or else i'm stuck with single mothers and girls that somehow haven't found a husband/long term boyfriend even though their eggs are shriveling up a little with each passing day.
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>>26036292
It just means people who don't make friends easily and are generally social anxious. These types of people do exist. At this point I think that you are just finding things to complain about. I have never once posted on reddit, I could state with absolute confidence that you have been on reddit more times than I have.
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>>26036350
>It just means people who don't make friends easily and are generally social anxious

Spoken like someone who found r9k in 2013.
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>>26036463
Posting on and off since 2010. What does it mean oh mighty sage?
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>>26036609
keep repeating that and maybe even you will believe it someday.
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