It's fucking cold out edition
Interview tomorrow for 25k per year job. More money than I've ever been paid.
I need to find and iron a shirt.
Is there any profession on earth which attracts more scum than being a bouncer? I swear I have never encountered a bouncer in my life who wasn't an absolute cunt. Only people who abuse their power more than police tbqh
Not a fan but those gaylords who reply "cunt" to random comments he makes are even sadder than me wasting my life on this anime chatroom.
Here it is so far lads, what do you think?
very nice, guy.
the wall above the general store could use some work, as well as giving window pepe an actual background, or just removing him in general. maybe a comfy neet pepe?
>select all images with a store front
>I may not achieve anything today but at least I'll watch that film I've been meaning to see
>5 hours later
2.5m men in the UK report having 'no close friends'.
Got a meeting in 10 minutes to see if they'll let me change course at uni to start in September eventhough I haven't been in close to 2 months.
any more suggestions?
>tfw you have no idea who or what poleaboo or tilde are and whenever you ask people just call you a newfag
fuck "britfeel personalities"
Need some seagulls with tesco bags caught on their feet
Pigeons from animaniacs sat on the roof
Poleaboo aka pakiboo is a dirty scottish paki who filmed a polish girl he stalked shitting in the toilet. She grassed him up and got him fucked over. Now he's trying to hack her facebook whilst proceeding to say he's a victim in all of this.
tilde is just some weirdo animeposting avatar looking twat. I just ignore that cunt. Types like a prat as well adding ~ on the end of his posts
Something like that or you had one edit of sky that reminded you of some anime show you watched.
This isn't what you're after at all, but it's nice and grim and the first one exceeded the size limit.
When one thread reaches the image limit someone will make another one, but due to lack of communication often two are made at once and they coexist until one is more popular. The image limit one hangs around for a while before dying as well.
>ask mate to get me 3g
>tells me he has it
>looks like shit
>crumbly as fuck, bottom of the barrel trash
I am getting so fucking sick of this shit. Either these dealers need kicking in the face or this guy is smoking some himself.
I don't really have anything interesting to do today. I just got back from ASDA and got some waxing strips. It is quite difficult buying those kinds of things since normies always give you dirty looks. I will also the watch the new Musaigen episodes later today~
helping a friend write one of his masters degree essays today, probably the most productive thing i have done in 8 months, and its not even for me hahaha.
I've broken my hand or something.
It hurts to wank with it, not the arm muscle that usually aches if you give it a bit too much action but my fingers and thumb when you make the gripping action. Shakes madly, now I've had to cut it down to one wank a day and can only manage that if I blast one out in less than 5 minutes.
Have I got carpal tunnel of the fingers through masturbation? What a think to go to the dr's with.
seems a bit gay desu lad, no hate though.
but its not that easy, and i'm sure you will get differing opinion and answers.
Here is the official /brit/ anime list, and im sure there is a great deal of crossover if you wanted to add any anime.
Chin up tildey, I'm sure you'll find someone some day. you're a lot more bearable than some anons make you out to be.
>I hope you find someone too anon!
nah, I'm schizoid. I'll be happy for as long as people keep their distance. I'll send all of my luck your way though.
got a doctors appointment tomorrow cause I keep finding blood in my shit
doctor doesn't know that's what it's about
will I have to get the finger on that day, or will he reschedule or something?
got a lump on the bottom of my ballsack and when i squeeze it it bleeds
it's weird though cos there's no hole or anything it comes out of it just sort of seeps out
i wanna obviously see someone about it but my doctors my mates dad and i dont really want him inspecting my balls
is there anything else i can do, could i go to a different doctors somewhere else and ask for a drop in appointment or something?
I've literally spent all day on this now, I haven't even had breakfast or got dressed, it's coming up to 4pm.
>no Monogatari on there but Umaru is
Straight into the bin
>Mum gets a massive bag of granola
>I don't like raisins unless they're by themself
>Eat it anyway because I love her
i made it quite clear what the list was, and Monogatari is not posted on /brit/ and i don't post it. therefore its not on the list.
come Hampshire anytime i will destroy you lad.
radical leftists have got the flags and everything. would love to be there tbqh
Karen was my least favourite Mosaic but /britfeel/ propaganda has turned her loveable
can somebody honestly tell me why being a leftist on the muslim issue is a problem? I'm not going to go out and hug a mudslime, but being opposed to it to such an extent that they're facing more danger here than in their home, is really fucking stupid.
I really want to watch it but after I booted up the first episode it was so idyllic that all it did was remind me of how shit this country really is and I couldn't watch any more.
i don't know what 'being a leftist on the muslim issue' really means. uncontrolled immigration or a destruction of borders? or more centre beliefs of helping refugees over migrants?
Lads the micro USB slot has broke on my phone. Meaning I can't charge it.
All I own is this and it has everything on it. My music, r9k, YouTube. I'm at 40 percent now and when it dies that's it. I can't afford another phone.
the abolishment of borders and uncontrolled immigration is a ridiculous concept. I don't claim to know how to sort the refugee problem to work out for everyone obviously, but the hate being garnered to these refugees is really uncalled for, no matter where you stand on the political spectrum.
hey good effort anon,
>I've literally spent all day on this now, I haven't even had breakfast or got dressed, it's coming up to 4pm
this is literally my life everyday when im working on the damn image.
-2015 op image guy.
>Status: It's on its way.
>Item Anon'sPS4 was posted at 791 Lazy Road 1DAY L4T3 on 26/01/16 and is being progressed through our network for delivery.
Fucking cunt, don't mark it as dispatched if you haven't dispatched it you cunt guess who's getting a neutral review m8 p.s. it's you
>Hack my 3DS
>Have so many free games at my disposal
>Shitpost in /britfeel/ instead
because mostly its not refugees but migrants. the ones causing issues in Germany were mostly from Algeria right or north Africa at least. its also who and what you blanket under refugee and in need ect.
imo not an expert on this at all.
yeah, you have the right idea though, better than the general public's uneducated view. I'm not a pacifist or advocate for any of this shit, but it pisses me off to see people being treated unfairly in such shit circumstances, even if people get to tag along for the ride.
I hope these leftists beat the fuck out of the neo nazis, not because I want to defend the migrants, but because it's a dick move.
>25 quid left in my bank account
>didn't realise it was that low
OK final changes. Pigeon on roof, to let sign improved and girl on left has her hand sticking out the window now. I feel like it needs a weed reference somewhere but I'll leave the rest to someone else. Peace.
welp, britfeel 2016's base is finally finished. only took us 26 days and 4 seperate templates.
good job everyone.
so 2017 will be outside anon's house, and 2018 will be him in his room, right? presumably the reverse, back to the job center for the succeeding 3 years?
I got tricked into talking to one of those Oxfam people that hang around town centres badgering people for money.
I always say I haven't got time to talk because it's usually some twat in a beanie with a ton of piercings and that's easy, but I wasn't prepared for it to be a cute spanish girl.
I barely held it together during the conversation, I'd come out to do a bit of a shop, talking to a cute girl wasn't part of the plan.
>go into town to argos to pick up an reserved item
>walking out, two qts start talking to me about some cult-like shit
>humour them, as I'm leaving, they hand me a pamphlet and wave me goodbye, I drop their pamphlet in front of them and say bye.
Fuckin qt normies aint gonna trick me
Fix'd it for you anon, felt it was missing something
Really well done Anon, thanks for all your hard work
I say we post our waifus to celebrate
>He was probably laughing to himself thinking how funny he was when he posted this
>picking second worst girl
Loli Mio fags are nearly as bad as Miofags
its always the mugi cucks have to come and do this. false flag or just business as usual?
Are you angry because Mio and Azusa are the most popular and your waifu is the least popular
Poleaboo is back from the NU-TRAXX thing
One Paki working there was praying during working ours
The white guy who Poleaboo spoke to on the phone said that he wouldn't be his mentor and passed him onto a Paki female
The cumskin wasn't smiling, felt he was a dick
The enrollment shit or whatever it is lasted 90 minutes, when I briefly brought up my problems when pressed, she would then respond with a story 5-10 minutes in length, this happened every time I was able to speak. Hate to say but I don't care about her or anyone elses stories.
She was a nice person though, mentioned the blog and uni suspension a bit, she was understanding though she didn't really understand
Didn't like that they were the same age, she apparently has quite a few qualifications, worked a few jobs.
Agreed on working either care, retail, hospitality or warehouse, should be in work within 1 month.
Only got a 150 quid budget
I have noticed that K-On waifus are very popular in britfeel. There are at least four of you now!
It's a very popular anime, perhaps more so with British anime fans because of its connections with London. Also all the girls are perfect waifu material
last joint lads, even had to scrounge around to make this joint as well
going to cry while smoking it desu
literally met up with one of them, quite a nice lad.
Anyone else sick of these fucking migrants?
I live in Leicester and many of the non-natives are absolute lads, but from what I've seen from Calais these people are absolute cunts.
>getting called Nazi scum for protecting yourself from a mob
I'm opening a new surgery, why don't you come down and register?
>Also all the girls are perfect waifu material
Maybe if you get rid of the stuck up bitch and her annoying loli counterpart
Mugi > Yui > Rin > Dog Shit > Loli Mio > Mio
>leave work 90 minutes early
What should I do with all this extra free time this evening?
im going to make myself a quick stir fry friends. please be nice to eachother while i am away.
>he's an adult
>he watches chink cartoons made for little girls
>he wonders why he doesn't have a gf
I-I can do something useful if I put my mind to it, b-baka anon
Lads why do people have no self respect?
This girl shared a video of a giraffe sucking a pole saying me.
K-ON wasn't made for little girls, it was made for manly men.
I understand that actual little girls like animes such as Legend of the Galactic Heroes and Berserk.
can we not get confused here..
the guy who did the work today, isn't me.
its somebody new and that's cool.
I did post some mock ups the other day with the jc in the middle.
I am still trying to get something done. its just ended up being harder than I thought, and im not happy with it at all.
>''You can make your own dinner tonight, anon''
T-Thanks, mum. Guess I'll bust out a frozen pizza or something.
Mate chill you put too much pressure on yourself, it was just a suggestion. Never said anything about which OP image guy is doing what. Just do what you feel like when you feel like it, there's no rush.
>its on facebook so that means its real.
You silly bugger.
She's still a retard though, and the shooped version was more accurate.
>look up chav neighbour on Facebook
>he has a post where he is saying there is a Muslim conspiracy where once all the migrants are here, one night all of the kebab shops are going to poison their food to kill of the native population and have Britain to themselves
Gunna have to stop ordering kebabs lads
They tell you that you can choose to either go on shit-tier antidepressants like amytryptaline or something, or go to CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy, not that OTHER type of CBT) and talk about your problems. It's not quite the same as talking to a real shrink but it's effective in a lot of cases- i.e when you're actually fine but just kind of a pussy.
As with most things on the NHS, the care provision is primarily there to stop you dying with minimum cost. So unless you're suicidal, self-harming and what haveyou, you generally simply don't get taken seriously. If I was in charge, our slogan would be "IF IT'S NOT TERMINAL, GO HOME AND STOP BEING A POOF."
UK Amatuer Hannah, or Hannah the Hot Pocket.
Used to be a good tumblr of all her pictures and videos but it got deleted because she's 16 in some of them. Now there's a website that allegedly has all of them but you have to pay and it's probably a con.
There's a pretty famous video of her fucking her boyfriend (Luke) and sucking his mate off in a hotel room which is still around on porn sites if you look for it.
The thing is I've been on antidepressants for 8 months before asking to stop and I've done counselling (recommended after I begged for something else other than more pills) that sounds exactly like CBT but didn't work out. I was hoping having those two things on record and still feeling hopeless would get me taken seriously. I don't know what else there is (if there is anything) after those two though.
Getting a bit sick of your bullshit, George
>your average """""british""""" sportsman
THEY WILL TRY TO CLOSE DOORS ON YOU. JUST OPEN THEM!
You have to bitch and whine for much longer than 8 months to get proper psychiatry on the NHS. Doing something daft to get yourself sectioned might be worth considering if it's really that bad; but you, me and your doctor know it really isn't, and that's why you haven't been. It depends on your area too, if your anywhere with a high population like London, or dirt poor like Wales, you're fucked; NHS trusts up in the North-East and Scotland have much more money available to spend on looking after lonely NEETs than the busier ones so it might be worth travelling out there.
In all seriousness though, all it takes is for you to say to your doctor "I don't think my current treatment is very effective, I'd like to consider something more intensive" and they should get the ball moving for you, but don't say I didn't warn you that it's a very slow moving ball and they will prioritise people who are genuine headcases rather than you.
>British DNA largely unchanged since neolithic times
>at most 40% Anglo influence in places remaining 60% celtic. 30% anglo average.
>0% African or """Asian"""
Sorry mate but the evidence and facts are overwhelming. Brits are white, everything else is just an immigrant.
And wasting 90bar on a pair of shitty high tops
got myself a chunky tuna Mayo roll from the co-op.
Your understanding of what it is to be "British" is massively flawed. Britain reflects a certain ideology and way of life- if you conform to those, and hold a British passport, you're British. End of story. You can carry on perpetuating your ugly existance by claiming to be "British" due to something you were not in control over (your race). It just further makes clear your insecurities and worthlessness. Get the fuck out of here you chavvy mug. See you on Jezza Kyle tomorrow.
Why does skin colour matter? If you integrate you integrate. Those who want to preserve British culture I can understand but those who want to exclude people simply because they are non-white no matter how good their Queen's English is or how much tweed they wear I can never understand.
this just makes me depressed.
I'm not the person you were replying to.
I now have social worker at local nhs thing after trying suicide. and they have set me up with autism people in february and he is hoping to get me clinically reassessed
am I on the right path?
Beards, sex outside of marriage, drinking coffee etc. are all anti-British. Are you saying anyone doing anti-British things like this should be deported?
I think the one with the chip on his shoulder here is you...
>2 mugifu's in the thread
>forced canon doujin from other jelly butthurt waifu lovers
>black people in nipon
You're only British if you enjoy eating a bacon sandwich
>ignores the mountain of evidence
>buries head in sand and sings
Amazing, as if you couldn't get any more cucked.
The plain and simple fact is that if you're not white, you're not a native (British).
You are on the right path Anon. If you have appointments and shit then you are on track.
The thing is with mental health that it's not like just waiting on a list for your knee surgery or whatever. You can't just sit in a comfy chair for a few weeks. The anguish stays with you; but nevertheless it works on the same principle.
Just don't give your doctor any reason to belive your condition is improving in the meantime, however, keep in mind that honesty is important once you're in touch with the counsellors.
Cool, well not anymore Siyad so if that is the kind of society you would like to live in there are plenty in the middle east for you to choose from that all follow the teachings of Mohammed the pedophile.
its a pretty lowly existance that racist people have here. Their self worth and existance is based on the demonisation and blatant oppression of people who have a darker complexion (that they had no control over). The fact is, some white people claim that they are indeed "British" by race (which is a total fallacy). Immigrants in a lot of cases have much more Britishness about them than the so called indigenous race theme selves. You are nothing but scum, and Britain would be a much better place without your "kind".
Thank you for tip regarding not letting them know improving.
Thing with depression and such is that it comes and goes. I find that medicine is a bit of a farce, by the time you've spent two weeks trying each one out, your depression may well have lifted on it's own and it may be attributed to the anti depressant erroneously. There is a very good study about anti depressants being nothing more than a placebo.
Thanks for telling me I'm on the right track.
I'll keep hammering my social worker. I will see him in two days again.
Not many people are really racist here desu, most people don't give a fuck about what colour you are or where you are from in 2016, it is just Islam and it's backwards ways that people don't like.
Intruder detected. Somebody seize this man and have him deported, preferably to a third world country like the States.
Seriously. Thick cut bacon in a lovely big bap (or whatever your regional dialect calls it) is the breakfast of kings.
Sausage is acceptable too if it's from a sandwhich shop, another fine British instituation you'll find nowhere else. Keep your bagels, paninis and other such foreign nonsense; anyone who eats that sort of thing is more than likely a middle class southern poof and therefore hardly qualifies as British anymore anyway. I'll spend my 3 Great British Pounds on a big greasy butty full of fried pig, and you should do the same.
Volcano pham, problem is it's not portable and needs mains power, when I went to Amsterdam you can pay 3euro at the cannabis college to use the vapes there and look at the weed growing on the bottom floor
Back to your containment board, vermin
A country is much more than a race. It's an idea, a consensus, a culture. What makes Brtitain what it is today is specifically the fact that to be "British", you don't have to be born in the UK (being English or Irish is the antithesis of being "British"- they are natives, they are from a particular race and geography". Britain is an ideology- if you conform to that ideology, you're British. That doesn't mean you have to completely agree with everything that goes on in Britain, but adhering to the formalities at the very least is enough to to make someone British. Muslims, Pakistanis, Indians, Blacks- they are all British (whites too lol). The racism that is spouted here is a gross misrepresentation of what it is to be "British".
I should get more images of my waifu, I only have about 50 saved. I need to rewatch Owarimonogatari and snap some screenshots of the semen demon
i hope i never get like that
Pub is haram brother, if Allah come he see pub this very bad great Mohammed have to come then and make sex with children from pub for glory of the prophet ok? So pub no this go now
No see that's where I rightfully disagree. Your version and understanding of "Britishness" is tainted by your personal or impersonal affiliation with said "native" heritage. If you read some of George Orwell's earlier essays on the idea of what it is to be "British", you will find that you will agree with me. That being said, I personally identify as British, even though I'm not white. The political/ social/ racial contexts put aside- on paper, I am indefinitely "British". You have a lot of reading to do- and I'm not talking about pansy Daily Mail shit articles and their infinite buzzwords, I'm talking about a proper historical discussion on the subject.
Nice, I keep forgetting about pixiv.
>decide to march through a town with christian crosses
>this infuriates the mudslime
>spout shit like "WE'RE TAKIN OVA. FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE"
This is why mudslimes will never be respected. You live in our country yet you don't respect some people casually walking through a street showing that they support Christianity.
>"they're intimidating them on purpose"
Maybe they should learn to ignore them instead of retaliating.
I miss uni lads, nice big room, could do what I want with no cares, smoke some doobies until 4 in the morning to comfort myself from loneliness
Now I'm back home living with mummy again and still haven't made any friends or have a stable income, I fell for the uni meme
>eating dinner with mum and her husband
>mum keeps looking at me
>politely ask her "what you looking at ma?"
>she goes off on one starts shouting about how rude i am, asks her husband to tell me off
>husband refuses says it's obviously a misunderstanding and there was no malice in what i said
>she starts shouting and moaning more about how she's just cooked us a dinner and how she has to put up with "this"
women, never lads. what a bunch of cunts, entitled whores
Maybe so but they proved Mudslimes are disgusting parasites. How can you go around saying it's "their" country. They ain't British.
Maybe if they had a brain cell, they'd learn to ignore their Christian march.
Tbh mate it's not just Muslims, the entire left has basically become a fascist movement. There was a march here after a bunch of girls got raped to raise awareness for vulnerable young girls and to try to shine the light on the police to make them take more action and the protesters were attacked by the ironically named 'anti-fascist' movement. Literally attacked for trying to prevent the rape of young, vulnerable girls because that is 'racist'.
>There is someone from Grimsby in this very thread
> alludes to a falsification of my initial statement
> asserts his own opinion as fact, which cancels out any ground he was standing on.
Orwell's opinion is derived from facts, not to mention, his opinion of the facts are one of many, all of which hold value.
Get the fuck out of here you imbecile.
Before 5 pm
>people getting on with poleaboo and tilde
After 5 pm
>violent and hostile environment
>poleaboo and tilde getting bullied
Amazing what monsters wageslaves are desu
This thread isn't comfy at all...
Could the internet tough guys and the Nation of Islamifcation pls go... I just want a nice place to post about feels...
What's everyone having for tea? My mum made me chicken pasta and garlic bread.
I don't care what colour you are so I'm not racist. That was until racism meant objecting to large numbers of people who are vastly culturally different to us and object to every single value we hold dear being imported into the country.
TL:DR Islam is not a race you fucking mong.
>You will never eat pizza with Charli
Why do I continue to live?
There is one guy who comes here from brit and take a contrarian lefty retard point of view just to irritate people, some take the bait.
There are plenty of wagies who like comfy posting
Why don't you call him your step dad then? You sound like one of those little shits who hates their mothers' boyfriends just because they think it will cause a divide between the two of you.
I'd like to see you try and take my qt3dwaifu you pig
There is one guy who comes here from brit/pol/ and take a contrarian righty retard point of view just to irritate people, some take the bait.
There are plenty of wagies who like comfy posting
i don't have to call him my step dad, i suppose by law he is though. it's not like i call him anything other than his name. i've always been distant from my mum, she pisses me off more than anything/anyone else
My nigga. How is Black Wych? Hobogoblin is my favourite beer, haven't had Black Wych yet but they get it down Bargain Booze now so thinking about picking some up this week. Worth it?
You have damned me to a life of suffering and pain, and you don't even care.
How old are you? Just move out.
My mums old boyfriend was a piece of garbage and for some reason he hated my guts. Never did anything wrong to him but he treat me like shit. Mother couldn't see it, thought he was the greatest man to live.
Moved out when I was 16
wow /brit/ is far superior to this paki ridden shithole, fuck you little runts
That's probably the most ridiculous analogy I've ever heard, especially in this context. Very over the top.
But you at least sound like you have a couple of brain cells banging about compared to the average racist guy on here. I honestly do not have a problem with racist people- if you don't like someone based on their skin colour, then so be it.
I've been subject to racism on many occasions- whilst I do not reciprocate racial prejudice (my understanding of racism is probably better than most racists), I can understand the very lowest form of primal instinct to reject the "other", as backward as it is. But that's life, and you just have to get on with it. Ultimately I do hold the belief that, as a British national who has been born and raised here (I also study at a top British university), I have at least some claim over being British. That's just my understanding.
Damn, is Netto still around? Not seen one for about 6 years.
I remember when I was at school we used to bully kids for shopping at Netto. ''N.e.t.t.o that's where all the scrubbers go'' is what we would say.
Don't even remember it being that bad.....I dunno, kids are bastards.
Hey for all the work you've done plus the fact that you don't trip even though you're the only britfeel personality that should have a trip, you deserve a step back every so often.
>these people drinking nice booze
>I'm cutting down on drinking to twice a week and already had a drink on Sunday
Not to worry, I plan to have a drink on Friday so that is only 3 sleeps away. I can do hat. Easy.
What I'm saying is that Brits have been here since before we were human, all the way back to when cro-magnon were strolling about and Britain was connected to Europe through Doggerland.
Second, third, nth generation immigrants are still immigrants. They'll never actually be British.
Mulled wine is nice and tasty if you're out in the cold. Not something I'd drink on a comfy evening like tonight.
The cider, similar to mulled wine, sort of slight sherbert highlights. I don't know, it's bloody tasty though.
I have a passionfruit one as well, but I am worried it's going to be sickly now :-(
Poleaboo doesn't have any connections though.
It is pretty easy to get a gun you just have to give the man money and he gives you a gun, but Poleaboo has no friends, no connections and he's far too autistic to get to know the kind of people you need to know for that sort of thing.
truly pleb. tuesday
Nah ASDA bought Netto in 2012. They're coming back under Sainsbury's though, a little too late for the low-price game if you ask me senpai, especially with Aldi's aggressive expansion plans, although Sainsbury's have been doing well so can probably afford to invest to increase their market share.
The EU has a booming smuggling business now they stopped policing the borders, its easy to get things in in the shitty east and then it can go anywhere in the EU. You can then try and smuggle it into the uk through containers etc
I think I might pack in Lootcrate lads.
When they first started out and established a small following they were great. It was as though they were actually take the time to communicate with their buyers and see what they wanted to see in the box, but unfortunately they have gotten too big, and just like every other company that eventually gets too big, the quality of the item goes down so that the money goes up.
Also, they are getting greedy. It started out as just one box with ranom shit every month. Now I'm getting countless fucking emails about all thes other boxes
>HEY, BUY OUR UNUSED SHIT UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME
>fuck off box
They love trying to hide that cancel subscription button. On the last page it was tucked away nicely too
Are you cancelling it because people in this thread laughed at you? What a wuss you must be, caring what strangers on the internet think, It's pretty much as bad as actually using lootcrate.
Nice work anon. Cheers for taking the time to make something nice for a group of ungrateful bastards like us.