Because it only looks good at very specific angles, and if it was even slightly smudged, would just look like she had something on her face, instead of a specific makeup style.
Why would you want them too, anyway? The instant a trend like this becomes popular, uggos, fatties and tumblr variations of both would just make it fucking horrendous.
HOOOOOOLY SHIT THIS GUY JUST GOT FUCKKKKING CALLLLED OUT OH MY FUCKING GOD HE CALLED HIM AN INFANT LOOLOLOLOLOL THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO TO RECOVER FROM THAT FUCKING INSULT HOLY SHIT GUYS
imagine that OP chick's tiny body driving her uncut cock at full force into your hand over and over
you can feel her pulse in her dick and when you hold her close you can feel her heart beating in her chest like a little bird
imagine her humping your leg, eyes shut tight
>implying we need more special snowflake women like her around
They're cute as fuck, I'll give you that. But talk to them for an extended period of time, and then you start to realize that they're only marginally less retarded than most other women out there.