>"Umm... why did you bring me all the way out here for Anon?"
So I could show you how great a tree climber I am.
Haha you look like an ANT from up here, I can see down your shirt and there isnt much to look at.
Come up here and make out with me or i will fall on you.
I wanted you to meet the posse. We go way back and wanted them to get to know you. Who knows you might become lifelong friends.
I wanted to show you the secret base I built as a kid. I built it over three years but I've been maintaining it all this time. Look here's the door, do you want to check it out? It's actually quite large on the inside. I made the roof out of bamboo and big leaves, there's a battery radio and a TV out here and my old PS2.
>I can see down your shirt and there isn't much to look at.
>The Ancient ones will be nourished by your maiden blood
East asian i.e japan
Some form of graphical art i.e anime
He's talking about 4chan u dip.
I don't know if you're an autist for not getting it, or I'm one for getting it.
you know exactly what
Pansexual is just like calling Hawaiian Pizza "Ham and pineapple pizza". So stfu you attentionwhore
that's codeword for "bi but can't get a gf or a bf"
nice job outing yourself, faggot
>See I was just thinking of r9k specifically
That's what i was thinking, but r9k isnt for discussing anime in particular, whereas that was the original function of 4chan. An anime discussion image board.
This is how im spending my morning, skipping uni to lie in bed discussing the meanings of insults over internet. Uni really is the best time of your life.
You're the one raging at a very common sexual identity. Bandwagon, much?
I would really like to hear the reasoning behind this one.
That sounds like the life desu. I personally just want to hate myself a little more, so here I am.
To help you appreciate the world you dumb bitch. Don't even know how fucking hard it is to make a cellphone do you? The amount of infrastructural prerequisites just to create the machines to produce such a magnificent creation.
Easy there boys I think we bullied the panny tranny out of this thread.
Let's hope he doesn't kill himself or we'll get ourselves another tumblr raid. :)
Okay then, let me ask you this, what is wrong with the identity? Why is it not "real" or "valid" compared to bisexual?
Personally I thought cave part was hilarious but apparently I'm just a huge faggot with no sense of humor. I was going to add something about leaving the cave with a big club to decimate the filthy normie race but I forgot to.
If I did do that, it'd be because life is bullshit and we all know it. Being a panny tranny is the least of my problems.
What if I told you that gender and sexual orientation are two different things?
>Okay then, let me ask you this, what is wrong with the identity? Why is it not "real" or "valid" compared to bisexual?
because it's only chosen by fucking weirdos, non-mentally ill people don't need an autistically specific identity to say who they fuck
> Personally I thought cave part was hilarious but apparently I'm just a huge faggot with no sense of humor.
> Being a panny tranny is the least of my problems.
probably, considering it's a symptom of much larger problems in your life
> What if I told you that gender and sexual orientation are two different things?
not for normal people who live happy lives, wouldn't be suprised if you have to go to a therapist and are on multiple meds... either that or you're some fucking 14 year old
>What if I told you that gender and sexual orientation are two different things?
THIS SHIT JUST KEEPS WRITING ITSELF
>because it's only chosen by fucking weirdos, non-mentally ill people don't need an autistically specific identity to say who they fuck
So it's not invalid by definition, rather it's invalidated by people who identify as it? In that sense, theoretically, could pansexual exist if normies identified as it? And, dare I ask, what is austically specific about it? It's actually very broad and all-encompassing, which, I would say, is the opposite of specific. I uh... DO you know the definition of pansexual? You do, right?
>probably, considering it's a symptom of much larger problems in your life
Do you normally browse 4chan inbetween sessions with patients, doctor? I'm assuming you are a therapist with a psychological degree because you seem to think you are.
>not for normal people who live happy lives
So let me get this straight, if they're the same thing for normal people...
For example: If you were a man, then your sexuality would be... man?
Or if you were straight, would that mean your sex on your birth certificate would say "straight "?
No, because that's dumb. They're not the same thing that doesn't make sense.
None of that is relevant to the discussion at hand, so no, I won't tell you. But hey, thanks for asking.
thanks for triggering me with your dumb, irrational answers
this nigga really trying to justify his lust for dicks with paragraphs of tumblrspeak?
I don't even use tumblr. I am literally just that big of a faggot. This is no hive mind. This is literally a person who believes what they are saying.
To be honest I'm considering asexuality right now.
Excuse me while I go fap to mongolian mud paintings.
Why would I be ashamed to be a transsexual? It's not a shameful thing to be, regardless of what some may think. If we based our self-worth on others opinions, the world would be a very boring cookie-cutter place. Not everyone has to conform to a hivemind way of thinking. It's fine if you or others do, I personally prefer free-thinking.
So you can kill me and put me in this hole I've spent the last week digging. Here's a gun, a knife, and a baseball bat. Use whichever you want but make it quick.
>"B-b-but why, anon? I don't want to kill you... :(
Because it causes me great sexual arousal to be killed by a cute 14 year old girl and if you don't do it I'll fuck you then kill myself on top of you. Now make sure you press those little titties in my back while you put the gun up to my head.
>I ask so I may think of a witty response no one but me cares about.
super cute tb,h
R-really? N-no you're just saying that!! There's really no way you would think that about me, I'm just pulling my own leg here, hahaha;
senpai you joker!
>choosing to become part of a growing subculture of trendy alienation and acting as though it isnt the Hot Topic of social movements
100 years ago you'd have been a communist
60 years ago a hippie
30 years ago a fag
15 years ago a juggalo
You have no personality to express, you are a vapid and pointless moment in timespace that, instead of seeking something meaningful or important, dedicates their time and energy to worshiping their own ego, overinflated by your masturbatory maladministration and the snake tongues of modern advertising and neoliberals. You dont have any problems but you also dont have any purpose, so you'd rather have a fucking problem and be a victim and bitch about it than have a purpose that you have to work for and attain.
In the end you'll either be a fucktoy for someone that HAS worked hard (or born into entitlement, which is actually more likely) or spend the rest of your life in a maelstrom of increasingly escalated fucked up personal relationships that will run the whole gamut of the selfdestructive spectrum, ending either in suicide (most likely), jail, death by misadventure (accident, od, etc), or the 1 in a trillion shot youll get over your fucking self, realize you were a retard when you were younger and get on with living something other than a lie youre pretending is a secret that youre shouting at the top of your lungs.
> you will never relentless bully a sexually ambiguous yet cute person
> you will never see them say something cute while arguing with you and let them know how cute it is
> you will never fall in love
t,bh I should just kill myself over this imageboard conversation
Who hurt you? You can talk to me. This is a safe place.
Well uh, I hope you don't do that, cause that'd be a bummer! I enjoy talking to you, despite uh, not knowing you, and uh, well, being bullied part!
I have a theory that normies feel threatened by people different than them... Just kidding, this is 4chan. We're all trying to rustle each other's jimmies. It's practically an esport for last post wins. I wouldn't believe anything anyone is saying here is their actual opinion. Except me. Everything is my actual opinion. That's my technique. It really gets people going.
Pansexuality is for people who can't get any and wont feel ashamed about it.
>That stupid fucking look on her face
Kill yourself OP, your thread is the objective definition of shit.
"You will figure out soon"
>hand her over a bowl of eggs
I'm not that person but I have a hard time wrapping my head around identifying as bisexual instead of pansexual.
I am attracted to men who come across as women and women who come across as men. There are a lot of people out there who are disgusted by that (I draw the line at hormones/surgery) so isn't my sexuality different from theirs?
>unironically quoting cancer frank
leave, and kill yourself
I'm not sure, I didn't expect you to actually come with me
Only if it's an innie
> implying I'm a beta and don't have the most optimized tastes in women
I bet you like them way past prime breeding age, faggot
I want to tie you up and cut your face