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>"Umm... why did you bring me all the way out here for Anon?"
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>>26033171
So I could show you how great a tree climber I am.

Haha you look like an ANT from up here, I can see down your shirt and there isnt much to look at.

Come up here and make out with me or i will fall on you.
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>>26033171
>all the way out here
bitch there's a fence like 20 feet behind you I can practically smell the petrol from here.
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let me smell your armpit or i'll fuckign murder u
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Gonna be honest here I wouldn't have good intentions. We can hide the animal with morals and language and society but its still always there
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>>26033227
this was actually adorably romantic
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>>26033171
I wanted you to meet the posse. We go way back and wanted them to get to know you. Who knows you might become lifelong friends.
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>>26033271
Women don't actually find this shit romantic in real life. Don't encourage him, your just sabotaging him for being let down you cunt.
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Why do you ask? Are you concerned the answer is rape? Are you afraid I'll rape you? Say it.
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>>26033171
I wanted to show you the secret base I built as a kid. I built it over three years but I've been maintaining it all this time. Look here's the door, do you want to check it out? It's actually quite large on the inside. I made the roof out of bamboo and big leaves, there's a battery radio and a TV out here and my old PS2.
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>>26033227
>I can see down your shirt and there isn't much to look at.
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>>26033302
faggots love it though
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>>26033329
Battery radio okay
TV and PS2 I call bullshit
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>>26033171
>The Ancient ones will be nourished by your maiden blood
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>>26033327
It's an act against nature not to impregnate her
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>>26033349
I guess you would be an expert :^)
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>>26033171
She is so fucking cute God damn.
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>>26033171
>Touches her arm softly
>Looks deep into her eyes
>Takes a breath
>Smile, a little
>"You're it!"
>Run away
>Trail of spaghetti
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to play hide n seek duuhh
r u restarded or something? ahaha
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>>26033475
Hurts knowing you'll never be her first love and experience that pre-whore affection girls show
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>>26033302
since you brought it up I am a woman and I would totally climb into the tree if my date did that.
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>>26033438
I'm pansexual so.... sick burn mate?
>>26033534
Inb4 autist shit storm
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>>26033534
You find it attractive on a mongolian mud painting board but you would call it weird or autistic in real life.

Quit sabotaging robots, your only making it worse.
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>>26033534
>implying you could even climb a tree u fat hambeast
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>>26033579
kek

good one, anon

originaldesu
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>>26033568
I don't get the mongolian mud painting board. I hear it, but I don't know what the reference or implication is. Explain dear robot?
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>>26033600
summer again?
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thanks for posting my waifu OP
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>>26033557
How can you be attracted to pans?
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>>26033557
>pansexual
Stop making up things to appear unique.
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>>26033171
>Bury you in the forest so no one will ever find you, no one can have you now that you're dead. You're mine forever qt.
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>>26033600
>Mongolian
East asian i.e japan
>mud painting
Some form of graphical art i.e anime
>board
Image board

He's talking about 4chan u dip.
I don't know if you're an autist for not getting it, or I'm one for getting it.
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>>26033171
you know exactly what

originalspokfgopikjgpio
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>>26033557
>I'm pansexual

so...you fuck dogs?

why?
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>>26033638
Hilarious and original!
>>26033641
Edgy and original!
>>26033711
See I was just thinking of r9k specifically
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>>26033557
Quit using your made up words to describe your bullshit.
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>>26033614
No way that's remotely close to being legal.
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>>26033780
are you a cop?
if not, why do you care mate
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>>26033227
Kek'd at this tbqh
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>>26033763
>>26033742
Does it do you great pleasure to repeat the brain dead things everyone else has already said?
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>>26033749
Pansexual is just like calling Hawaiian Pizza "Ham and pineapple pizza". So stfu you attentionwhore
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>>26033557
> pansexual
that's codeword for "bi but can't get a gf or a bf"

nice job outing yourself, faggot
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>>26033796
I'm on /r9k/ right now, so take your best guess...
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>>26033749
>See I was just thinking of r9k specifically

That's what i was thinking, but r9k isnt for discussing anime in particular, whereas that was the original function of 4chan. An anime discussion image board.

This is how im spending my morning, skipping uni to lie in bed discussing the meanings of insults over internet. Uni really is the best time of your life.
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>>26033798
You're the one raging at a very common sexual identity. Bandwagon, much?
>>26033809
I would really like to hear the reasoning behind this one.
>>26033853
That sounds like the life desu. I personally just want to hate myself a little more, so here I am.
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>>26033171
To help you appreciate the world you dumb bitch. Don't even know how fucking hard it is to make a cellphone do you? The amount of infrastructural prerequisites just to create the machines to produce such a magnificent creation.
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>>26033915
> pansexual
> common
lmao maybe if you live in sanfran and frequently go bugchasing
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>>26033953
> dumb bitch
> not literally perfect angel
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>>26033955
Do you live in a fucking cave with wifi and never leave for fear of sunlight and socialization?
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>>26033981
No I live in Melbourne one of the most progressive cities in the world and even I know pansexuality is memeshit that only degenerates identify as
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>>26033981
That pretty much sums up r9k now, doesn't it?
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>>26033981
Bold responses :^)
>>26033994
Straya <3
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>>26033171
>why [...] for
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>>26034008
<3

thanks cutie
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>>26033981
Are you seriously attempting to shame / stereotype this person? What the fuck is wrong with you, asshole
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Easy there boys I think we bullied the panny tranny out of this thread.

Let's hope he doesn't kill himself or we'll get ourselves another tumblr raid. :)
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Inb4 replies that they're not actually pansexual but what the kids call "gender fluid" nowadays
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>>26034021
You realize that a lolicon like you has no right to talk down to anyone, right?
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>>26033994
Okay then, let me ask you this, what is wrong with the identity? Why is it not "real" or "valid" compared to bisexual?
>>26034022
Personally I thought cave part was hilarious but apparently I'm just a huge faggot with no sense of humor. I was going to add something about leaving the cave with a big club to decimate the filthy normie race but I forgot to.
>>26034048
If I did do that, it'd be because life is bullshit and we all know it. Being a panny tranny is the least of my problems.
>>26034074
What if I told you that gender and sexual orientation are two different things?
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>>26034151
So you're a "Gender-fluid bisexual"?
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>>26034151
>Okay then, let me ask you this, what is wrong with the identity? Why is it not "real" or "valid" compared to bisexual?
because it's only chosen by fucking weirdos, non-mentally ill people don't need an autistically specific identity to say who they fuck

> Personally I thought cave part was hilarious but apparently I'm just a huge faggot with no sense of humor.
this tbq.h

> Being a panny tranny is the least of my problems.
probably, considering it's a symptom of much larger problems in your life

> What if I told you that gender and sexual orientation are two different things?
not for normal people who live happy lives, wouldn't be suprised if you have to go to a therapist and are on multiple meds... either that or you're some fucking 14 year old
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>>26034151
>What if I told you that gender and sexual orientation are two different things?

THIS SHIT JUST KEEPS WRITING ITSELF
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>>26034182
No, actually, I am not. But hey, thanks for asking.
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>>26034151
>What if I told you that gender and sexual orientation are two different things?

That's incredibly sexist and fucked up. I can't even.
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>>26034204
can you please tell us your gender, orientation and pronouns, then?
I don't want to misgender you by accident :^)
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>>26033171
I'm trying to think of just why a female would follow someone like that into a secluded area nowadays.
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>>26034219
Probably somewhere on the list http://ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far/
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>>26034191
>because it's only chosen by fucking weirdos, non-mentally ill people don't need an autistically specific identity to say who they fuck
So it's not invalid by definition, rather it's invalidated by people who identify as it? In that sense, theoretically, could pansexual exist if normies identified as it? And, dare I ask, what is austically specific about it? It's actually very broad and all-encompassing, which, I would say, is the opposite of specific. I uh... DO you know the definition of pansexual? You do, right?

>probably, considering it's a symptom of much larger problems in your life
Do you normally browse 4chan inbetween sessions with patients, doctor? I'm assuming you are a therapist with a psychological degree because you seem to think you are.

>not for normal people who live happy lives
So let me get this straight, if they're the same thing for normal people...
For example: If you were a man, then your sexuality would be... man?
Or if you were straight, would that mean your sex on your birth certificate would say "straight "?
No, because that's dumb. They're not the same thing that doesn't make sense.

>>26034219
None of that is relevant to the discussion at hand, so no, I won't tell you. But hey, thanks for asking.
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to play with u silly :)
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so i can rape your butt, silly.
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>>26034303
tl;dr shitlord

thanks for triggering me with your dumb, irrational answers
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>>26034303
this nigga really trying to justify his lust for dicks with paragraphs of tumblrspeak?
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>>26034350
I don't even use tumblr. I am literally just that big of a faggot. This is no hive mind. This is literally a person who believes what they are saying.

You are

DONE FOR
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>>26033749
You are bi.
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>>26034303
> he won't tell us his gender, orientation and pronouns

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>>26034378
To be honest I'm considering asexuality right now.
Excuse me while I go fap to mongolian mud paintings.
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>>26034381
Why would I be ashamed to be a transsexual? It's not a shameful thing to be, regardless of what some may think. If we based our self-worth on others opinions, the world would be a very boring cookie-cutter place. Not everyone has to conform to a hivemind way of thinking. It's fine if you or others do, I personally prefer free-thinking.
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>>26034431
why are you on an anonymous imageboard then?
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>>26033171
So you can kill me and put me in this hole I've spent the last week digging. Here's a gun, a knife, and a baseball bat. Use whichever you want but make it quick.
>"B-b-but why, anon? I don't want to kill you... :(
Because it causes me great sexual arousal to be killed by a cute 14 year old girl and if you don't do it I'll fuck you then kill myself on top of you. Now make sure you press those little titties in my back while you put the gun up to my head.
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>>26034448
What specifically are you responding to? I ask so I may think of a witty response no one but me cares about.
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>>26034487
>I ask so I may think of a witty response no one but me cares about.
super cute tb,h
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>>26034487
Go shitpost about your sexuality that no one cares about somewhere else, it doesn't have anything to do with OP's post and you're just trying to get attention
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>>26034511
R-really? N-no you're just saying that!! There's really no way you would think that about me, I'm just pulling my own leg here, hahaha;
senpai you joker!
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>>26034431

>freethinking

>choosing to become part of a growing subculture of trendy alienation and acting as though it isnt the Hot Topic of social movements

100 years ago you'd have been a communist

60 years ago a hippie

30 years ago a fag

15 years ago a juggalo

You have no personality to express, you are a vapid and pointless moment in timespace that, instead of seeking something meaningful or important, dedicates their time and energy to worshiping their own ego, overinflated by your masturbatory maladministration and the snake tongues of modern advertising and neoliberals. You dont have any problems but you also dont have any purpose, so you'd rather have a fucking problem and be a victim and bitch about it than have a purpose that you have to work for and attain.

In the end you'll either be a fucktoy for someone that HAS worked hard (or born into entitlement, which is actually more likely) or spend the rest of your life in a maelstrom of increasingly escalated fucked up personal relationships that will run the whole gamut of the selfdestructive spectrum, ending either in suicide (most likely), jail, death by misadventure (accident, od, etc), or the 1 in a trillion shot youll get over your fucking self, realize you were a retard when you were younger and get on with living something other than a lie youre pretending is a secret that youre shouting at the top of your lungs.
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>>26033557
>I'm pansexual
seriously what is this retarded terminology
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>>26034529
> you will never relentless bully a sexually ambiguous yet cute person
> you will never see them say something cute while arguing with you and let them know how cute it is
> you will never fall in love

t,bh I should just kill myself over this imageboard conversation
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>>26034572
Who hurt you? You can talk to me. This is a safe place.
>>26034585
Well uh, I hope you don't do that, cause that'd be a bummer! I enjoy talking to you, despite uh, not knowing you, and uh, well, being bullied part!
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MtF here, why are people here so violent about other people's life choices?
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>Bullied
>On the internet
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>>26034673
>I enjoy talking to you, despite uh, not knowing you, and uh, well, being bullied part!

If you want bullying, I can do that all day. Location?
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>>26034748
I have a theory that normies feel threatened by people different than them... Just kidding, this is 4chan. We're all trying to rustle each other's jimmies. It's practically an esport for last post wins. I wouldn't believe anything anyone is saying here is their actual opinion. Except me. Everything is my actual opinion. That's my technique. It really gets people going.
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>>26034778
Are you suggesting I dox myself? How autistic do you think I am?
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>>26034797
> implying I wasn't going to ask you out to coffee you degenerate fuck
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>>26034789
Your right mate.
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>>26034810
Oh shit! Sorry senpai! Didn't realize it was you! I mean, I'd really love to grab some coffee sometime, but uh, I don't know. You're probably far away. Skype me sometime?
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>>26034843
You got a Skype?

original; poste
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>>26033227
>Haha you look like an ANT from up here, I can see down your shirt and there isnt much to look at.

Appropriate response to flatlets.
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Pansexuality is for people who can't get any and wont feel ashamed about it.
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>>26033171
>That stupid fucking look on her face

Kill yourself OP, your thread is the objective definition of shit.
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>>26033171
take off your shirt
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>>26033171
"You will figure out soon"

>hand her over a bowl of eggs
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>>26033557
>pansexual
>>>/tumblr/

You're bi. YOU'RE FUCKING BI. Stop.
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>>26033557
>I am bisexual, but I also want to be a special snowflake.
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>>26035573
I'm not that person but I have a hard time wrapping my head around identifying as bisexual instead of pansexual.

I am attracted to men who come across as women and women who come across as men. There are a lot of people out there who are disgusted by that (I draw the line at hormones/surgery) so isn't my sexuality different from theirs?
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>>26033749
>tumblrsexual
>unironically quoting cancer frank
leave, and kill yourself
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>>26033171
I'm not sure, I didn't expect you to actually come with me
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You'll find a gun in your backpack. Shoot me to death or I'll rape you and kill us both.
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>>26033171
I need to get a time machine and ask my past self how i got you to come out here.

Will you help me build it? i need girl pee.
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>>26033557
You're just as ill as the people you're attracted to. Seek help.
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>>26033393
Is that Abraham Lincoln?
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>>26033534
>since you brought it up I am a woman and I would totally climb into the tree if chad did that

FIXED THAT FOR YOU
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>>26037154
Hey she said her date that implies chad it's not like bbw fembots date robots.
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>>26033964
>being a beta faggot

let me guess, you want to eat her pussy and you like dfc?
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>>26037171
Only if it's an innie

> implying I'm a beta and don't have the most optimized tastes in women
I bet you like them way past prime breeding age, faggot
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>>26033227
Funny, I met a guy at college who liked to climb trees.
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>>26033638
That's not what it means. It's a jap fetish and it means he's attracted to bread. That's why people in anime are always climbing over each other for yakisoba bread
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>>26034585
why would he hit fluttershy?
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>>26037253
you already lost, mememaster
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>>26037169
>>26037154
Protip: the world isn't black and white. Ever heard of average looking people?
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>>26037448
can someone post the one about woman fucking up not across?
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>>26037448
But average doesn't cut the mustered anymore.
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>>26033171
To show you this
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>>26033171
I want to tie you up and cut your face
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