>tfw your cat keeps biting you

Is it female? They're wired to hate robots.

>>26032988
No it's a guy

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>>26032977
Goooooooooooooooooooal looool
Hahahahahshshahshshshahhaassssshhhhshshshshahahshahahahahahahha

Fucking cat

Muhahahahhaahhahahahahahahahha

my male cat
>meow meow
>leave room
>meow meow
>rubs on my feet if I stand still
>meow meow
>runs ahead of me so sometimes when I walk him I kick him by accident
>MEOW MEOW
my girl cat
>laying in my bed
>*confused cat noise*
>she jumps up and nearly breaks my ribcage
>lays on me PURR PURR
>pet her so she leaves me the fuck alone
>rubs her butt in my face

I hate my cats

>tfw your cat doesn't love you despite the fact that you buy him great food, let him have free reign of the house, play with him, and treat him well
>tfw people think you're a cutter because of the scratch marks on your hands and forearms
Cats are the niggers of pets. Ungrateful cunts.

What does it mean when I'm play-fighting with my faggot cat and he looks up at me and lets out a sustained meow? He purrs the whole time we're playing so I assume he likes it.

>>26033029
>rubs her butt in my face

>>26033134
I get an erection but I am very ashamed

Haha fucking cuck, bite back betaboy

>>26033139
Come to think of it, I've had my cat for eight years and I've never seen this nigga's dick. Does that shit retract or something? He's been neutered, by the way.

>contemplating how mum cats hold their kitten on the neck
>my cat (1 years old) is just laying there
>start grabbing him by fat near the neck
>he doesn't do anything
>he is being lift off the ground
>goes full autism mode screeches and scratches me
what the fuck

>>26033160
It's like .3" long.

>>26033166
You are way too autistic to own a pet.

>>26033228
how am I autistic? I want to give my cat a natural way to be moved

>>26033300
So you grab and try to lift it by its neck? Yeah, you're autistic.

That's not good for the cat, and there is a reason mothers only do it when they are kittens.

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>>26032977
>tfw your mom's cat loved you when she was a kitten and you'd visit
>cuddle with her, nap
>whenever i left, my mom said she'd wander around the house, as if she was looking for me
>grow up, go through puberty
>cat grows up, scared of men because of their booming voices and general bigness
>tfw an oppressive shitlord man
>tfw qt kitten has grown up to basically become a tumblrina
>get bitten and smacked and hissed at daily
>pretty sure she's bipolar because she'll be all lovey just before pulling a 360
>pic related. so damn cute

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>>26033166
>he is being lift off the ground
caught me off guard

>>26033160
It does, the only time you might ever see it is when he licks his balls.

>>26032977
>tumblr
>cats
tits or gtfo but then again
>tumblr
>tits
>implying they're worth the data to look at

>>26033120
It's his way of saying, "I've had enough."