What's the easiest way to give yourself cancer? I just want

>>26032180
Just keep posting here, /r9k/ is 100% pure cancer

i hear smoking does the trick

>>26032209

Only after 30-40 years.
Working as a miner would truly do the trick.

>>26032209
I can't tolerate cigs.
>>26032195
Nah 3 years, still no cancer.

>>26032209
Takes too long, I need something quicker.

If death is what you seek i've been browsing for helium tanks: http://www.buycostumes.com/p/24500/disposable-helium-tank

A CPAC mask, pure helium and alot more detail; that's how you can get a painless death.

>>26032180
Become a tranny

become a welder
pretty good chances

Go smash apart asbestos and play around in the dust

Sleep in mold seriously the shit is ruining my life

>>26032180
>I just want it so people can start caring about me and congratulate me if a beat it and mourn for me if I lose
And then what? You'd just be back to square one if you survived.

>tfw found a lump on one of my balls in 2009
>made a decision there and then to not get it seen to cos at least it's a natural way out for me
>have told people for years I'm not gonna live much longer and haven't planned my life past a couple of years time
>been travelling and done everything I want so I'm just waiting out
It's all gonna work out fine. I've got shit loads of savings so when my time is nearly up I'm off to Vegas in a fuck off large suite first class and VIP to the big clubs and I'll also rent a Lamborghini for a few weeks to get the feeling of being rich and famous.

>>26032180
just tell everyone this exact bs and they will feel sorry

You don't need to get cancer for me to care about you.

>>26032828
>yfw the lump is benign

>>26032828
not all lumps mean cancer you retard

>>26032180
Microwave your balls

go to Chernobyl and walk into radiated areas
start using radium coated glassware
eat smoke alarms they have radioactive shit inside

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>>26032180

Hang out in a Runescape Streamers Twitch chat.

>>26032299
This. And post here using anime pictures and claim yo be a girl.

>>26032703
Mold is mild tho?

>>26033262
Bullshit it is, this shits wicked.

http://www.mold-survivor.com/symptoms.html

I dare you to sleep in it, it's that bad feeling. Planning out my suicide as the days go by.

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>>26032319
>working on that right now
>constantly smoking and drinking and using drugs
>eat like shit

fucking take me already

>>26032874
>>26032898
My health has gotten worse. I'm always tired and barely have the energy for anything anymore, small tasks make me tired, don't be jealous my time is almost upon me.

>>26033262
I dare you (different anon) to sleep next to mold. You poor dumb nigger.

>>26032180
Have sex with Charlie Sheen not cancer but the same kinda thing