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How are you celebrating, Ausfags?

I worked all day and now I'm going to get drunk. Haven't eaten and first drink has blasted me.
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>>26031644
Getting drunk alone, yelling at abo sympathisers on facebook
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>>26032006
Sounds Australian.
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>>26031644
got too drunk lastnight, just dying at home in the aircon, cunt

just inhaled pic related, so hopefully i'll come good in a few hours
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>>26031644
australia day = autism day
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>>26032035
Haha did you save this off a thread you posted a week ago asking people to recommend what you should eat for dinner?
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>fuck off we're full

Australia has like less than 20 cities and they are all located on the coast. fuck u mean you're full?

>Australian geography education
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>>26031644
half a slab down, listening to the J's. Pretty good invasion day so far cunts.
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>>26032046
nah mate, but i was OP for that! went to the kfc site for the pic haha
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>>26032054
mate Oz is like, 95% desert. Everyone lives on the coast cause that's the only habitable part of this god forsaken island.
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>>26032073
I posted that image in your thread. Hope you enjoyed the meal.
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>>26032054
>Condescending remarks about geography education when he has no fucking idea about the geographical location

Nice one, mate.
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>>26032084
it's the perfect hangover cure, i put some vodka in the mountain dew as well
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>>26032080
>>26032094

nice excuses. u guys have a ton of land, just irrigation that shit and quit making excuses.
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>>26032080
Tbf even with 95% desert we still got tons of room left for more people. We just need to make sure the people coming in are from compatible cultures.
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>>26032137
Sweet. I'll meet you there, mate. You get started on the irrigation.
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>>26032137
>irragation
I live in the the tropics (IE one of the wettest places in the whole country) and we're currently on level 2 water restrictions.

We don't have a lot of water, so fuck off cunt.
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>>26032164
>>26032173

so go cut some ice from Antarctica, just stop making excuses already fck
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>>26032186
>I was wrong as a fuck so I'll just pretend I was trolling all along. That'll fool them and I won't feel so stupid.
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>>26032186
hahahahahaha

this cunt!
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>>26032226
he got his (You), hopefully he'll fuck off now. Anyone got plans for tonight? Taking my sister and new bf into town to get shitfaced.
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Australia is no where near 95% desert

If water is an issue we should be reforesting Australia like they did in Israel. More trees = wetter climate.
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>>26032054
We don't have the infrastructure for tons more people in our cities.
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>>26032054
No one wants to live in the middle, cunt.
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>>26032262
the idea made me lol pretty hard

mate is having some people over, he lives like a 30 min walk away, so i'll head over there and get back on it i guess.
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>>26032281
the "grassland" looks like
>>26032164

No one wants to live there.
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>Drinking
If it's all that happens every day what makes today so special?
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>>26031644

I'm celebrating by telling wannabe immigrant shitskin goat fuckers online to fuck off

That being said, fuck off Indians we're full. We don't need subhumans not pooing in the loo over here
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>>26032350
The pretty standard aussie day activity is to go have a bbq at a mates/family friends place or at the beach. eat pic related, shitpost irl, get on the piss and listen to the tripple j hottest 100

so yeah, its the activities that surround the drinking that make it special.
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>>26032350
we drink more.

Plus we can legally play some ancient gambling game called "two up" in public without getting arrested.
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Immigrants get out
REEEEEE
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>>26032410
It's a public holiday so most people have the free time. Fair enough. Doesn't the exact same shit happen on other pubic holidays, weekends, and whenever the fuck someone wants to chuck a sickie weather permitting? Good thing Australia day is in January.
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>>26032433
kinda

it's like say thanks giving but with more of a focus on mateship over family.
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>>26032433
we also have a good laugh whenever some abo cunt gets salty about "invasion day" when europeans brought them civilization.
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>>26032421
>Plus we can legally play some ancient gambling game called "two up" in public without getting arrested.

I thought that was just on ANZAC day?
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I'm ausfag Neet so today I'm eating masturbating and shitting
Do the same tomorrow and the next
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Thanks for neetbux wagie
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>>26032476
...fuck, maybe it is. Dunno mate, I'm fucking hammered desu.
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I'm just glad the normies were quiet. Still they are, it's weird. All I did was jack off.
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my cock is really sore and red
australia is a shit country
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>>26032589
>>26032685
Are you fellas on Newstart?
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>bo n in australia
>lived here All my life
Educated in australia

Still dont know what australai day is
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>>26033896
something about dead abbos i think
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>>26033896
Sounds like you had a piss poor "education".
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>>26033924
Trinity grammar. Cost more than what your parents make combines
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>>26033960
>>26033896
and yet you type like a retard
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>>26033960
My dad is extremely wealthy. I just don't see him.

And why boast of your education in dollar terms if all it does is make that seem like a gross waste of money?
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Got some maccas, had a 6 pack and smoke some B&H smooths. Had a nap also.
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didn't hate abos when i was little, grew up and saw how abos act, now i hate abos
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>>26033999
Your dads not extremely wealthy kid. Go eat some maccas
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>>26033968
Im from sydney if you ever visit this shithole meet me in irl so i can shoot you with the gun i bought from deepweb
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>>26034066
confirmed underage idiot
>>26034052
And how would you know that using just the name 'Anonymous'?
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>>26034135
Cos hes not just shut the fuckup tough guy
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>>26034147
And once again, how would you know that? Also did you not read "I just don't see him."
Once again, there's a high chance you're under-aged and in fact did not go to Trinity Grammar.
Also
>spewing insults because he knows he's wrong
I'd say there's a high chance you're aged between 11 and 13.
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>>26033764
>newstart
>how to feel worthless in the job market

gonna kill myself when I turn 30
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>>26034197
>>26034197
If i can post proof of attneding to trinity youll send me $1000. Thats if you even have $1000 poor goat fucker
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>>26034052
Macca's is fucking expensive.

$10+ dollars for a tiny meal, ludicrous. Gotta go to Aldi and buy the super delicious cookies, 5 packs of noodle and a kilo of Apples for under $7.

help
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>>26032054
I just want future generations to be white, is that so bad?
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Had a few drinks, now back home and comfy. Gotta get up for my wagecuck job in 7.5 hours, better hit the sack.
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>>26034834
I don't have to be up for 10 hours and still have a 3rd of a bottle of Wild Turkey left. The night is young.
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>>26034324
hahaha this little fucking brat
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>>26034853
I'm pretty jealous. but after tomorrow I'm off for four days. How much is wild turkey at dan murphy's or wherever you buy it.
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>>26034924
Bought it at Bottle-O. $40 a bottle and a free pack of coasters.
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>>26034482
yeah anon, it's all about kfc these days
>Zinger Box
>~$10
>zinger burger
>3 wicked wings
>potato and gravy
>chips
>can
>towelette thing
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This thread is a shitpost about shitposters shitposting, where most replies are shitposts
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>>26034942
not bad, but i'm partial to getting whatever booze is reduced price for dan murphys members.

the employees at my local store all recognise and greet me. i like talking to them. does this count as progress?
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>>26034959
mah nigga

zinger box is the fucking shit

that said i work out in liverpool and you cant get a shit ton of food for $10 there
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>>26034972
I don't know if it's progress. If you have problems talking to people maybe. I have two liquor stores near me and alternate between the two since I went to one back to back days and the guy commented, "another bottle?"

I laughed it off and acted as if I had two big night outs with friends on the cards but honestly as a businessman and purveyor of alcohol he should fucking realize that some of his customers drink more than others and he should just politely ignore that if he wants my business.
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>>26034978
having said that, theres a 24 hour maccas like 10 mins walk from my house. So I take some shrap and buy various shit from the loosechange menu sometimes.
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what kinds of deals does dan murphys throw at you? is it jew shit like buy 2 bottles of wine for 5% off or is there actual shit thats heavily discounted?
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>>26035002
Some of the 24 hour Maccas close the doors and only open 24 hour drive thrus. If you try open the doors, they'll ignore you. Walk through the drive thru and they'll refuse to serve you due to "safety concerns."
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>>26035043
It's the cheapest place to buy booze in Australia. No argument. Occasionally there will be cheaper prices at competitors when they get some special from distributors but 9 times out of 10 Dans is the cheapest.
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should i have a meat pie sausage roll or vegemite on toast
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>>26035061
Meat Pie and a Chocolate Big M.
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>>26035059

yeah but what does membership give you? i went there to buy cheap ciders but im not sure if you can get any cheaper than 24 bottles for 30
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>>26035045
fuck that shit, this one is proper 24 hours.

>>26035080
this anon knows whats up

>>26035043
They have 5L casks of good goon (berri estate) for like $12.90 atm anon
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You are all faggots, take this shit to >>/b/
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>>26035187
>Australian robots don't deserve a communal thread

Why don't you take yourself to /b/ and then kill yourself?
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>>26031644
Might kill myself desu
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>>26035226
epic banter Australia, but I'll stay right here.
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>>26035301
Fine. Just know that no one wants you here. It's just like you're out in the real world at a party.
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>>26035312
apparently at least 31 other people want us here
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Finished a full bottle of bourbon to myself last night.

Been watching netflix and popping painkillers all day until I go to bed for work tomorrow.
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>>26035340
>Implying the rest of this thread are with the guy telling Australians to go back to /b/
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>>26035366
What bourbon do you drink?
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>>26035431
there are only 32 unique posters ITT anon.

well, 33 now.
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>>26035457
How is that refuting what I said?

Do you have a learning disability?
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>>26035484
did you forget an "'t" in your last statement anon?
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>>26035504
Nah, whty?
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>>26035445
Being a shitcunt pleb I decided on a bottle of gentleman jacks last night. It was on special.
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>>26035569
Eh, it's okay and the bottle is nice. It's just ridiculously overpriced.
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