How are you celebrating, Ausfags?
I worked all day and now I'm going to get drunk. Haven't eaten and first drink has blasted me.
got too drunk lastnight, just dying at home in the aircon, cunt
just inhaled pic related, so hopefully i'll come good in a few hours
it's the perfect hangover cure, i put some vodka in the mountain dew as well
Sweet. I'll meet you there, mate. You get started on the irrigation.
I live in the the tropics (IE one of the wettest places in the whole country) and we're currently on level 2 water restrictions.
We don't have a lot of water, so fuck off cunt.
>I was wrong as a fuck so I'll just pretend I was trolling all along. That'll fool them and I won't feel so stupid.
Australia is no where near 95% desert
If water is an issue we should be reforesting Australia like they did in Israel. More trees = wetter climate.
I'm celebrating by telling wannabe immigrant shitskin goat fuckers online to fuck off
That being said, fuck off Indians we're full. We don't need subhumans not pooing in the loo over here
The pretty standard aussie day activity is to go have a bbq at a mates/family friends place or at the beach. eat pic related, shitpost irl, get on the piss and listen to the tripple j hottest 100
so yeah, its the activities that surround the drinking that make it special.
It's a public holiday so most people have the free time. Fair enough. Doesn't the exact same shit happen on other pubic holidays, weekends, and whenever the fuck someone wants to chuck a sickie weather permitting? Good thing Australia day is in January.
my cock is really sore and red
australia is a shit country
And once again, how would you know that? Also did you not read "I just don't see him."
Once again, there's a high chance you're under-aged and in fact did not go to Trinity Grammar.
>spewing insults because he knows he's wrong
I'd say there's a high chance you're aged between 11 and 13.
Macca's is fucking expensive.
$10+ dollars for a tiny meal, ludicrous. Gotta go to Aldi and buy the super delicious cookies, 5 packs of noodle and a kilo of Apples for under $7.
not bad, but i'm partial to getting whatever booze is reduced price for dan murphys members.
the employees at my local store all recognise and greet me. i like talking to them. does this count as progress?
I don't know if it's progress. If you have problems talking to people maybe. I have two liquor stores near me and alternate between the two since I went to one back to back days and the guy commented, "another bottle?"
I laughed it off and acted as if I had two big night outs with friends on the cards but honestly as a businessman and purveyor of alcohol he should fucking realize that some of his customers drink more than others and he should just politely ignore that if he wants my business.
Some of the 24 hour Maccas close the doors and only open 24 hour drive thrus. If you try open the doors, they'll ignore you. Walk through the drive thru and they'll refuse to serve you due to "safety concerns."
It's the cheapest place to buy booze in Australia. No argument. Occasionally there will be cheaper prices at competitors when they get some special from distributors but 9 times out of 10 Dans is the cheapest.