ITT:Things you will never experience
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I would suck the farts out of Milana's ass every morning if she wanted me to.
>tfw I will never lead my troops throughout the known world and be remembered forever in history.
>Your gf will never comfort you like this when you're depressed
TFW no one says "happy b-day anon" but ~200 say it chad
It's too late for me. Maybe in the next life I won't be alone.
It's pretty overrated to be quite honest. Having one or two people say it and actually care is worth a billion people say it on facebook because they got a notification.
I change my birthday on social media on the day before so no one will bother me, except for the people that matter
>I caught this little elf trying to open her presents!
>"Merry Christmas, daddy!"
What are you talking about OP? I'll experience that as soon as I get oculus rift or a device like it.
Glorious oculus. The day women truly become obsolete.
>That feeling when my name is Caesar and I'll never live up to anything close to my namesake
>stop browsing r9k 2 years ago
>browse it out of curiosity
>still making learned helplessness threads
>I came into this thread just to talk shit on people
>that slutty/vain-looking caked-up whore of a "mom"
>girl wearing all bright neon pink and zebra/panther stripe pants
yeah nah I don't want a daughter that's taking a nigger dick at 12 because her mom regularly gets nigger dick since she was born
Named after a salad? Are you fucking retarded? I was obviously named after the pizza place.
>That feeling when you'll never be as delicious or inexpensive as Little Caesar's Pizza
Why live? ;_;
I'll never know how it feels to be invited and actually go to birthday parties as a kid
I'll never know how it feels like to be in teenage love
And worst of all, I'll never know what it feels like getting A's and B's all throughout school and getting to the University I desired since middle school. I would throw away every single friendship I have ever made my entire life just to get a second chance at that
>Tfw you will never eschew the desire to find love from a woman
>Tfw you will never join an ancient monastic group of superhuman warrior-monk knights and crusade across the stars
>Tfw you will never purge the galaxy in the name of the Master of Mankind, the God Emperor
>Tfw you will never fight shoulder to shoulder with friends and fellows you were initiated with, trained with and shed blood with
>Tfw you will never wield weaponry forged from the foundries of Mars and bring them down upon the enemies of Mankind
>Tfw you will never don regal armor passed down through ages and fight in His holy name
>Tfw you will never explore the stars in your mighty warship and bring salvation to Humanity while delivering retribution upon heretics and mutant scum
I feel regular feels like no gf and no family. They've left me empty and numb. But a cause worth fighting and dying for is something I'd love to have.
>You will never sail to the Grand Line with your nakama
It's like that realization that this thing she and that guy created is this real tangible thing. I think it's hard to know what's it's like to be a parent until you and your partner look at what you've made together and think "we made something new".
Like frogposting on a Cambodian animation forum
Hello, fellow Caesar.
Remember middle/elementary school?
>HEY DO YOU LIKE CAESAR SALAD
>HEY DUDE ARE YOU THE REAL LITTLE CAESAR FROM THE PIZZA PLACE
>HEY CAESAR, DID YOU HAVE A SEIZURE
>HEY DO YOU LIKE CAESAR SALAD
I'm 23 and I still get that
I've never heard that one before.
>That feeling when I meet another Caesar
I don't know if this is because of my name, my personality, or both, but I always want to shit on other Caesars. Sort of like there can only be one true Caesar. There was even some guy I knew in high school which I convinced people to call "Caesar 2" because I hated people calling him just "Caesar".
>HEY CAESAR, DID YOU HAVE A SEIZURE
I cannot remember the last time someone touched my skin other than my hands.
100% honest. If someone touches my arm or my face of anywhere else but my hands I start shaking and get horrible goosebumps.
I'm 30 years old this year. My life is shambles. I don't even know how I function anymore. Even if I completely turned my life around no woman would ever, in a million years, put up with the grueling socialization process it would take to get me to the point where I could even enjoy her hugging me.
>tfw you'll never spoon
>never be held
>never be comforted
>never touch a woman
>"oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stare. :3"
>Nothing you do will ever mean anything
>The evil in the world is too embedded in it to fight against
>You're insignificance is just that, you can't do shit but wait to die
>"Why the fuck are you still wearing makeup in bed you stupid bitch"
>tfw you'll never punch an asshole normie/bitch Stacy who made fun of you
stop hating umaru
>uncle what did that man mean when he called you a loser?
I hate lying to my nieces and nephews.
One of them grew up and realized how much of a loser I was and no longer respects me.
Maybe you should stop being a dumb hamster poster ?
>says the bratposter
just kidding, i love brat
>i will never pay a mentally retarded midget to twerk for me in a shitty hotel room
jus kill me pham
The thing that really hurts isn't thinking I'll never have a gf/be happy/have a family or anything like that. Because no matter what, until they day I die there will always be a chance, no matter how slim, that I'll get those. There's always a chance that tomorrow is the day I finally give in and start bettering myself. What really hurts is the past. Knowing that I'll never experience anything that all of my peers experienced in middleschool or highschool.
I'll never have a female friend who develops feelings for me around the same time I develop feelings for her, becoming each other's first crushes. I'll never confess to a girl, or have one confess to me, with that mutual awkwardness that comes from knowing that neither one of us knows what will happen or what to do. I'll never go through a pure relationship, uncorrupted by the bitterness, sorrow, and cinicalness that comes from past failed relationships. I'll never experience the pure love of a young teenage just finding out what love is before they're too worried about social nuances to be open and honest about their feelings.
And most of all, I'll never have a childhood. I lost it all the day I moved and locked myself indoors to avoid having to make new friends. And that's what hurts. The most important part of my life is lost and there's nothing I can ever do to get it back.
I'll never wake up and be a child again, with all of my memories this time to do it right. This time to do it in a way that doesn't leave me crying at a computer at 4:30 am on a Tuesday morning over a decade later
Just wait, anon. The past keeps getting bigger. Soon you'll be in your mid twenties and feel jealous of all the experiences other people had in their teens and early twenties. People you went to school with will be getting married while you're in the same place you are now. You'll start thinking there must have been girls who were fucked up enough to be in the same boat as you (or as close as is possible for a girl) but by the time you start wondering whether they exist, they'll all have found guys that want them anyway or got pumped and dumped countless times. The only other girls who lack experience are teenage girls but you'll be too old to date them. Even if you quit giving a shit enough to try and you find one who's willing to date a much older guy, you'll quickly find she's had a lot of boyfriends before you. Then you will realize that while you were thinking of what you missed out on in the past, the only opportunity you might've had was slipping away from you, unnoticed. You'll never have a meaningful connection with someone who understands you.
>implying actual depression rather than the ">tfwnogf poor me" kind would
i have depression despite having a gf.
tried hanging myself when she was on a business trip, short suicide letter and all.
i was addicted to steroids, mescaline and ketamine. gf doesnt allow me to roid anymore, i dont want to dissapoint her about the other shit so she doesnt know.
i'll probably try killing myself again though.
And nobody Czeched anons dubs that day.
This webm really makes my conviction to never have kids feel like the right thing to do. Not that i'll ever be in a position to put the pee-pee in a vagoo but still... My family name dies with me and i am okay with it.
Not to old my brother was 28. Never had a gf. He started lifting with me and found a 19 year old medical student he is dating . They are in a serious relationship and i wouldnt be suprised if they marry on a few years. >Be me the person who got him to look presentable in the first place is now jelous of his future doctor wife. MOTHERFUCKER IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME I GUESS ILL GO CRY TO MYSELF IN THE SHOWER also my bro is a paramedic
Hahah WE WAZ KINGS DO WHEN SHE A DOCTA SHE MINE DOO
my grandfather was 40 and my grandmother was 20 when they got married.
They had 2 kids and lived most of their life at a tourist resort in the Carpathian mountains(he was the manager).
He was a great man but unfortunately his grandson is a fucking loser
Kill yourself you inbred slave
I am one. Nothing wrong with it. Don't shit where you eat, working with them every day means you won't want to fuck them anyway. The rare hot ones are snapped up, either long before you met them or they're whoring to get wifed to a doctor.
Working with women just solidified my lack of interest in marrying or even dating.
The nice part of the job is being able to work anywhere in the US more or less and working 3 12 hour shifts then having a long stretch off. And on nights there's less social interaction that you might expect for the career field.
yeah this got too me
And trust me usually things never get to me
It's when you realize literally no one before parenthood really knows what it is like to actually have made a baby, like a living human being, something that you and your wife will hold in your arm, or watch it sleep, while you look to each other and say "we made this"
>I'm 30 years old this year. My life is shambles. I don't even know how I function anymore. Even if I completely turned my life around no woman would ever, in a million years, put up with the grueling socialization process it would take to get me to the point where I could even enjoy her hugging me.
check into a psych ward
then at least you have an excuse
This one always gets me.
yeah, maybe next time will be our turn.
Fear not friend, join The Golden One in the charge against degeneracy.
>m-u-uh kids and family ;_;
Fucking retards who want to fix their lifes by bringing to this despair world another innocent being to suffer with the same shitty genes as their own
have you no empathy
>One of them grew up and realized how much of a loser I was and no longer respects me.
This sort of happened to me wit my two cousins. One day you are the coolest person they now, the next they are laughing at you because you don't have a gf and they do.
this thread is bringing some deep , painful feels to the surface . i dont know if i can keep going. it hurts so much. No qt girl will ever nibble on your ear and whisper softly, "i want you to come inside me , donald".
This picture makes my heart ache like hell
I would like a best friend closer than a brother so bad
>tfw i'll never lead the last brave galleon of white men to save our race
>see qt on OP's post
Some people are just destined for greatness, others have to settle for inferior things like a family
>tfw i will never win an epic grand slam semifinal
>tfw i will never win 17 grand slam titles