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>"Uncle anon, will you please be my bf!"

>>26030571
Im just sick and tired of feeling sad and unaccomplished. But its all I am, thus all I know how to be

>>26030571
morning breath makes this 80% less enjoyable

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>>26030661
I would suck the farts out of Milana's ass every morning if she wanted me to.

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>tfw I will never lead my troops throughout the known world and be remembered forever in history.

>>26030708

What age was ATG when he did this?

>>26030727
30
Caesar was 30 in 70 BC

>>26030708
this hits too close to home

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>26030571
wtf is she eating?

>>26030762

5 years to go for me then, maybe ill make it.

>>26030775
Chad's cum.

muted for this comment

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>Your gf will never comfort you like this when you're depressed

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TFW no one says "happy b-day anon" but ~200 say it chad

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>>26030571

>sleeping with makeup on
>2015+1

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>>26030571
>"oh anon, I love you so much"

>>26030706
absolutely this, anon

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It's too late for me. Maybe in the next life I won't be alone.

>>26031055
how old are ya?


original comment here, suck my nigger dick you robot

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>>26030904
It's pretty overrated to be quite honest. Having one or two people say it and actually care is worth a billion people say it on facebook because they got a notification.

I change my birthday on social media on the day before so no one will bother me, except for the people that matter

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>I caught this little elf trying to open her presents!
>"Merry Christmas, daddy!"

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>>26031145
That sure as hell invoked a feel.

>>26031129
My birthday is tomorrow. I'll be 25.

>>26030571
looking at a girl on the internet? I'm doing that right now. I spend a lot of my free time doing that.

>>26031055
this fucking webm destroyed me when i saw it the first time

still pretty crushing today

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>>26031145
>>26031055
Thanks for the feels

>>26030956

a hug must feel nice

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>>26030571
What are you talking about OP? I'll experience that as soon as I get oculus rift or a device like it.

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>>26031369
Glorious oculus. The day women truly become obsolete.

I'm 24 this year and I've wasted so much time.

I can cut my hair, dress better and work but who would want a 24 year old guy with no career.

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>>26030708
>That feeling when my name is Caesar and I'll never live up to anything close to my namesake

>>26031501
Brazilian/Argentinian detected

do you guys think becoming a male nurse is bad? At least I get to meet women right?

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>stop browsing r9k 2 years ago
>browse it out of curiosity
>still making learned helplessness threads

>>26031555
Nurses are crazy and whores. Not always both, but always one.

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>>26031545
I'm Mexican American

>>26030727

He was conquering shit when he was like 20

>>26031588
>Nurses
Women*

>"anons girlfriend"

Say your name then say "girlfriend" then realize how foreign of a concept that is.

>sleeping with a fat-headed split big-nose mouth-breathing pig
No thanks.

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>>26030571
genuine innocent young love

>>26031622
Maybe if you try not to be fat it wouldn't be a foreign concept.

>>26030571
Here is a very comfy album to get sad to. Nice comfy, empty, and chill sadness vibes.

https://beerontherug.bandcamp.com/album/mello-mist

>>26031055
Holy shit why do white woman have such big ugly noses? This is revolting.

I think i can get a GF but I just need to start a career. What should I do guys?

>>26031681
>tags: california cannabis sativa experimental new age oakland psychedelic reggae zen United States

I suck at math so I cant do STEM.

>>26031707
Are you enjoying it though?

>>26031055
I'm not a feels person and I fucking hate normies "aw"-ing over family pictures and shit, but your comment coupled with the picture made me feel something mang. Good lord.

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>>26031679

>I came into this thread just to talk shit on people

>>26030571
Taking a girls virginity
maybe
I dont like that theyve been fucked before but I'm glad I dont deal with any blood at the least

>>26030706
>>26030984
gg cucks

>>26031501
Your parents named you after a salad? Lol...

>>26030571
testing something hold on

>>26030571

Her lips are perfect

>>26030706

why do they hide her amazing ass in those stupid AT&T commercials. it's always hidden behind a display or something. they don't want to attract high test men to their service?

>>26031145
>that slutty/vain-looking caked-up whore of a "mom"
>girl wearing all bright neon pink and zebra/panther stripe pants
yeah nah I don't want a daughter that's taking a nigger dick at 12 because her mom regularly gets nigger dick since she was born

>>26031145
You'll never have a kid that won't turn out to be a piece of shit and raise her with a beautiful woman who won't turn around and cheat on you the minute she gets.

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>>26031926
Named after a salad? Are you fucking retarded? I was obviously named after the pizza place.
>That feeling when you'll never be as delicious or inexpensive as Little Caesar's Pizza
Why live? ;_;

>>26031977
>>26031985
That hivemind though.

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>Planting catnip for my honeybees

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I'll never know how it feels to be invited and actually go to birthday parties as a kid

I'll never know how it feels like to be in teenage love

And worst of all, I'll never know what it feels like getting A's and B's all throughout school and getting to the University I desired since middle school. I would throw away every single friendship I have ever made my entire life just to get a second chance at that

>>26032047
>University
lol

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>Tfw you will never eschew the desire to find love from a woman
>Tfw you will never join an ancient monastic group of superhuman warrior-monk knights and crusade across the stars
>Tfw you will never purge the galaxy in the name of the Master of Mankind, the God Emperor
>Tfw you will never fight shoulder to shoulder with friends and fellows you were initiated with, trained with and shed blood with
>Tfw you will never wield weaponry forged from the foundries of Mars and bring them down upon the enemies of Mankind
>Tfw you will never don regal armor passed down through ages and fight in His holy name
>Tfw you will never explore the stars in your mighty warship and bring salvation to Humanity while delivering retribution upon heretics and mutant scum

I feel regular feels like no gf and no family. They've left me empty and numb. But a cause worth fighting and dying for is something I'd love to have.

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Having to deal with thangs and stuff

>>26030956
>She's thinking how she'll cheat on him

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I will never live in Kame House

Just remember, robots: no matter how bad it gets, you will still never be Anthony Burch.

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>>26032126
>You will never sail to the Grand Line with your nakama

>>26032204
God damn I hate new nami.
She used to be cute.

>>26031145
Why waste 18+ years raising some shit stain whos gonna end up an annoying normie fuck? You could spend those years doing way more important stuff

>>26031055
It's like that realization that this thing she and that guy created is this real tangible thing. I think it's hard to know what's it's like to be a parent until you and your partner look at what you've made together and think "we made something new".

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>>26032215
Like frogposting on a Cambodian animation forum

>>26031501
Hello, fellow Caesar.
Remember middle/elementary school?
>HEY DO YOU LIKE CAESAR SALAD
>HEY DUDE ARE YOU THE REAL LITTLE CAESAR FROM THE PIZZA PLACE
>HEY CAESAR, DID YOU HAVE A SEIZURE
>CAESAR-GEEZER

>>26030571
I will never be a popular senpai in a japanese high school.

>>26031055
Oh god, how can I erase this from my memory. I used to want kids so bad and now I'm so broken. Goddamn this. Delete it.

>>26032271
Stupid, dumb, frogposting scum.

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>>26032288
>HEY DO YOU LIKE CAESAR SALAD
I'm 23 and I still get that
>CAESAR-GEEZER
I've never heard that one before.

>That feeling when I meet another Caesar
I don't know if this is because of my name, my personality, or both, but I always want to shit on other Caesars. Sort of like there can only be one true Caesar. There was even some guy I knew in high school which I convinced people to call "Caesar 2" because I hated people calling him just "Caesar".

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>>26032288
>HEY CAESAR, DID YOU HAVE A SEIZURE

>>26031055
Too bad the marriage won't work out and they'll end up divorced and their kid will be your average weed smoking fuck up.

Then again maybe not.

>>26031698

At least whites aren't shitskin niggers ;^)

Waking up to see her staring at you, grinning.

Knowing she was watching you sleep.

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I cannot remember the last time someone touched my skin other than my hands.

100% honest. If someone touches my arm or my face of anywhere else but my hands I start shaking and get horrible goosebumps.

I'm 30 years old this year. My life is shambles. I don't even know how I function anymore. Even if I completely turned my life around no woman would ever, in a million years, put up with the grueling socialization process it would take to get me to the point where I could even enjoy her hugging me.

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stop stop stop

I can't handle these feels

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>tfw you will never sleep on girl's lap.

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>>26032643
>tfw you'll never spoon
>never be held
>never be comforted
>never touch a woman

who sleeps chewing gum?

>>26032708
people pretending to sleep while recording themselves, thats who.

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>>26032538
>"oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stare. :3"

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>Nothing you do will ever mean anything
>The evil in the world is too embedded in it to fight against
>You're insignificance is just that, you can't do shit but wait to die

>>26030627
>piercing a child's ears

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>>26032737
>"Why the fuck are you still wearing makeup in bed you stupid bitch"

>>26032807
this is why no one is in your bed.

>>26032807
Why does everyone hate the little hamster girl?

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>>26032873
Why don't you, Anon?

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>tfw you'll never punch an asshole normie/bitch Stacy who made fun of you

>>26032406
>Caesar 2
Kek.

the sequel was better, faggot

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>>26032807
DELETE THIS
>>26032883
DELETE THIS

stop hating umaru

>>26030627
>uncle what did that man mean when he called you a loser?

I hate lying to my nieces and nephews.
One of them grew up and realized how much of a loser I was and no longer respects me.

>>26032074
Y'know nothing in the Codex Astartes actually bans sex, they usually just aren't interested

>>26032883
It's a cute little hamster girl. I don't know. I haven't watched the anime she's in though. Is she an overly annoying character or something?

>>26032858
>Implying I have a bed
You think I'm rich or something?

>>26032915
>One of them grew up and realized how much of a loser I was and no longer respects me.

i'm waiting for my little brother to do this. any day now.

>>26032218
>>26032218
never ever never ever never ever

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>>26032911
Maybe you should stop being a dumb hamster poster ?

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>>26033047
>says the bratposter

just kidding, i love brat

>>26030571
Why would you want a below average looking girl to breathe her bad breath on your face?

At least pick a hot girl

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>>26030571

>i will never pay a mentally retarded midget to twerk for me in a shitty hotel room

jus kill me pham

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>>26033074
Everybody loves Sakurako.

>>26032929
It's because you can't reproduce once you become one anyways.

>>26030627
Fuck off, I saw that thread months ago.

>>26030874
>implying depression wouldn't go away after getting a gf

The thing that really hurts isn't thinking I'll never have a gf/be happy/have a family or anything like that. Because no matter what, until they day I die there will always be a chance, no matter how slim, that I'll get those. There's always a chance that tomorrow is the day I finally give in and start bettering myself. What really hurts is the past. Knowing that I'll never experience anything that all of my peers experienced in middleschool or highschool.

I'll never have a female friend who develops feelings for me around the same time I develop feelings for her, becoming each other's first crushes. I'll never confess to a girl, or have one confess to me, with that mutual awkwardness that comes from knowing that neither one of us knows what will happen or what to do. I'll never go through a pure relationship, uncorrupted by the bitterness, sorrow, and cinicalness that comes from past failed relationships. I'll never experience the pure love of a young teenage just finding out what love is before they're too worried about social nuances to be open and honest about their feelings.

And most of all, I'll never have a childhood. I lost it all the day I moved and locked myself indoors to avoid having to make new friends. And that's what hurts. The most important part of my life is lost and there's nothing I can ever do to get it back.
I'll never wake up and be a child again, with all of my memories this time to do it right. This time to do it in a way that doesn't leave me crying at a computer at 4:30 am on a Tuesday morning over a decade later

>>26033294
Just wait, anon. The past keeps getting bigger. Soon you'll be in your mid twenties and feel jealous of all the experiences other people had in their teens and early twenties. People you went to school with will be getting married while you're in the same place you are now. You'll start thinking there must have been girls who were fucked up enough to be in the same boat as you (or as close as is possible for a girl) but by the time you start wondering whether they exist, they'll all have found guys that want them anyway or got pumped and dumped countless times. The only other girls who lack experience are teenage girls but you'll be too old to date them. Even if you quit giving a shit enough to try and you find one who's willing to date a much older guy, you'll quickly find she's had a lot of boyfriends before you. Then you will realize that while you were thinking of what you missed out on in the past, the only opportunity you might've had was slipping away from you, unnoticed. You'll never have a meaningful connection with someone who understands you.

>>26030571
Is that at&t girl?

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>>26033272
>implying actual depression rather than the ">tfwnogf poor me" kind would

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i have depression despite having a gf.
tried hanging myself when she was on a business trip, short suicide letter and all.
i was addicted to steroids, mescaline and ketamine. gf doesnt allow me to roid anymore, i dont want to dissapoint her about the other shit so she doesnt know.
i'll probably try killing myself again though.

>>26034000
Please do. asap. thanks

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This yhread makes me sad

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>>26031055
And nobody Czeched anons dubs that day.

This webm really makes my conviction to never have kids feel like the right thing to do. Not that i'll ever be in a position to put the pee-pee in a vagoo but still... My family name dies with me and i am okay with it.

>>26031250
Not to old my brother was 28. Never had a gf. He started lifting with me and found a 19 year old medical student he is dating . They are in a serious relationship and i wouldnt be suprised if they marry on a few years. >Be me the person who got him to look presentable in the first place is now jelous of his future doctor wife. MOTHERFUCKER IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME I GUESS ILL GO CRY TO MYSELF IN THE SHOWER also my bro is a paramedic

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>>26034193
>>26034193
Hahah WE WAZ KINGS DO WHEN SHE A DOCTA SHE MINE DOO

>>26034193
>29 and 19

does anyone say anything about the age gap?

>>26032768
I think it's a tradition where female kids should have earrings put on her to identify that she's a girl

>>26031245
this gif made me feel because I will never figure out how to generate a code like that

>>26030708
Exactly this, I'm afraid I won't conquer the world and set it straight and right as it should be (without cuckery)

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>>26034342
my grandfather was 40 and my grandmother was 20 when they got married.
They had 2 kids and lived most of their life at a tourist resort in the Carpathian mountains(he was the manager).
He was a great man but unfortunately his grandson is a fucking loser

>>26031250
I'm not planning on having a kid or getting maried before I'm 36-37 at the very least and you think your life is over at 28?

>>26031501
>Caesar was a faggot
t. cato

>>26034454
>They had 2 kids and lived most of their life at a tourist resort in the Carpathian mountains(he was the manager).

comfy as fuck

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>>26034193
>SHOULD OF
Kill yourself you inbred slave

>>26031555

I am one. Nothing wrong with it. Don't shit where you eat, working with them every day means you won't want to fuck them anyway. The rare hot ones are snapped up, either long before you met them or they're whoring to get wifed to a doctor.

Working with women just solidified my lack of interest in marrying or even dating.

The nice part of the job is being able to work anywhere in the US more or less and working 3 12 hour shifts then having a long stretch off. And on nights there's less social interaction that you might expect for the career field.

>>26032858
>sleeping with makeup on is normal
>not ruining your skin
Found the other virgin.

>>26033521
Nah.

It's Flo from Progressive.

>>26030956
It's been 3 years and this picture still triggers me.

They both look like two people I know.

>>26031055
yeah this got too me
And trust me usually things never get to me
It's when you realize literally no one before parenthood really knows what it is like to actually have made a baby, like a living human being, something that you and your wife will hold in your arm, or watch it sleep, while you look to each other and say "we made this"

>>26032737
is there a version with sound?

Well. this thread broke me.

>>26031977
You're trying so hard to convince yourself that you're happier alone, and making shit excuses to justifiy it. Its not working. we're seeing right through you.

>>26033272
it doesn't, trust me. Real depression is a lot harder to completely get rid of.

>>26032586
>I'm 30 years old this year. My life is shambles. I don't even know how I function anymore. Even if I completely turned my life around no woman would ever, in a million years, put up with the grueling socialization process it would take to get me to the point where I could even enjoy her hugging me.

check into a psych ward

then at least you have an excuse

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DELETE THIS THREAD
BLOX

>>26032698
>that image
Oh, fuck.

>>26033272
>implying a gf wouldn't run the hell away when you become a depressive shitbag

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>>26031055
This one always gets me.
yeah, maybe next time will be our turn.

>>26033272
>depression
more like being a sad virgin

>>26032737
>>26035311
https://vimeo.com/108153873/description

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>>26030708
Incredible.

>>26034439
Fear not friend, join The Golden One in the charge against degeneracy.

>>26031055
Yeah no i never want fucking kids. I hate children so fucking much.

>>26031055
>m-u-uh kids and family ;_;

Fucking retards who want to fix their lifes by bringing to this despair world another innocent being to suffer with the same shitty genes as their own

have you no empathy

Some of you need to banned from the internet for a while. This shit is not helping you

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>>26032915
>One of them grew up and realized how much of a loser I was and no longer respects me.

This sort of happened to me wit my two cousins. One day you are the coolest person they now, the next they are laughing at you because you don't have a gf and they do.

>>26037664
Kek, this guy is so ridiculously ugly. Does he ever address this in his videos? Or does he still think he's hot shit?

this thread is bringing some deep , painful feels to the surface . i dont know if i can keep going. it hurts so much. No qt girl will ever nibble on your ear and whisper softly, "i want you to come inside me , donald".

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This picture makes my heart ache like hell

I would like a best friend closer than a brother so bad

>>26030571
"Where am I? Who the fuck are you?"

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>tfw i'll never lead the last brave galleon of white men to save our race

>>26030956
Those are the bets types of hugs.

I miss them

>>26039780
Why don't you kill yourself if you feel like such a punk bitch Donald?

>>26031055
I feel nothing

oc

>>26032074
as great as it must be, I wouldn't envy the life of a space marine.

>>26031055
i dont get it why is this making people feel things

>>26039835
Me too anon, this hurt more than anything else in this thread.

I don't care about not having a gf. All my life I've just wanted a close friend.

>>26030627
>Uncle anon why are you the only one who didn't bring his girlfriend?

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>>26030627
that's fucked up shake my head fampai

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>>26030708
>see qt on OP's post
>get sad
>see this
>get depressed
Some people are just destined for greatness, others have to settle for inferior things like a family

>ywn spoon with an 8yo girl
>ywn go on a road trip with your 11yo gf

>>26033272
>implying depression is cured just by getting a girlfriend

>>26032074
The feels be reals.

>>26034454
Do you and your family still live in the Carpathians? Which eastern European country you in m8?

>>26030956
>that evil eye

Never trust a woman.

>>26041632
>Never trust a woman.
Never trust women*

>>26030874
>your gf will never gently peg you

>>26030571
Why the fuck is she sleeping with a full face of make up on and her hair styled?

>>26030571
Is she dead??? She doesn't move.

>>26031145
>tfw no bimbo gold digger wife

this thread is p painful pham

>tfw too much of a pussy to kill myself

>>26031250
happy bday for tomoz, friend xoxoxoxo

>>26037319
I wish I hadn't asked for this, now.
Thanks though anon.

>>26042063
Roofies obviously

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>tfw i will never win an epic grand slam semifinal
>tfw i will never win 17 grand slam titles

>>26030642
when you have a cutie that you love, this kind of thing doesn't matter