>had big butt gf.....................6 years ago
>no gf since
>tfw can barely even fap to her anymore because the memories are fading
What's wrong anon...?
Is there a...PROBLEM?
>ttw when you had a big butt gf but she died of ovarian cancer
Are you surrrre you don't wanna see, anon?
>tfw when your thick asian gf dumps you over text
She could have just told me she was moving to my face.
That's an anus that is fairly close to the anatomical ideal (pic related). I wouldn't call it "big," but the anus / anal canal CAN become narrow/tighter following trauma (sexual and/or surgical): that's called anal stenosis. The radial perianal skin folds also might disappear entirely or become shallower, and the anal orifice can shrink and/or become misshapen -- any of which might make an anus look "smaller."
> Is there a worse feel than this?
>tfw no gorgeous anus gf
Or worse yet:
>tfw girl I'm dating turns out to have a disgusting anus (as in damaged or diseased; shit happens, but hopefully not when I'm "stargazing" :)
>tfw when big butt gf can't twerk for shit
What can I say? I enjoy watching a woman with a big butt shaking it for me. I guess I'm simple like that. And was your ex liking to twerk a contributing reason it didn't work out with you two? Haha.
I loved her face. She loved it when I would take her by the jaw and passionately make out with her. She gave the sloppiest blowjobs, too. And that pussy was...it was top tier. I cry myself to sleep some nights that fate has dealt me such a cruel blow.
My heart goes out to you, I've been in a similar situation
I know right? I still curse FATE every now and then for forcing us to part ways. The saddest part is that I have yet to come across an equally beautiful asian woman. Both in body, face and personality.
Few things are greater than a nice pair of breasts. Aside from a big butt, I mean.
maybe you want a chimp?
>There's no rhythm to it
There's a huge difference between an expert twerker and some fatass trying to shake it.
Just compare this
I fucking adore butts and fat plump asses and I agree that twerking looks fucking retarded and silly.
I have no idea how people find it arousing. It always just makes me laugh.
>tfw used to have gf with big butt
>tfw her butt was too big to do doggy style effectively
I have this problem with my gf too. I let ride cowgirl on top of me. Her ass is so big it drags across my balls, which is pure ecstasy. Holy shit, I forget all about doing it doggy at that point.
It must be comfy to bury your face in phat ass
>not going after hairy muscular man-ass
top kek, losers