>tfw no big butt gf Is there a worse feel than this?

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>>26027281
I know that feel breh

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>>26027281
>had big butt gf.....................6 years ago
>no gf since
>tfw can barely even fap to her anymore because the memories are fading

>>26027312
Oh god, not her. Please. No!

>>26027281
I heard girls don't wash their asses after they shit, so their asses smell like shit.

>>26027281
Why is she posing like that? Does her dad know she does this

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>>26027364
What's wrong anon...?

Is there a...PROBLEM?

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why cant I just have a big butt gf??

>>26027435
You're a fat disgusting man child is the problem

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>>26027470
Name-calling isn't nice anon...

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>tfw no big anus gf

>tfw big butt gf

>>26027558
Fuck off legbeard

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>ttw when you had a big butt gf but she died of ovarian cancer

>>26027604
THATS A SHOPPED HORSE ANUS

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>>26027625
Are you surrrre you don't wanna see, anon?

>>26027669
You've got to tell the story, anon

>>26027715
No fat ass

>>26027722
that is the story, anon

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>>26027702
No, that's the real one.

>>26027312
she kinda looks like an ex of mine wtih a smaller nose and more hair.

>>26027669
That's not the direction I expected this thread to take.

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>tfw when your thick asian gf dumps you over text
She could have just told me she was moving to my face.

>>26027312
am I mistaken or is that balls?
post more please

>>26027604
What the fuck man.Never seen something like that

>>26027281
Yes

>Tfw big butt gf
>she's a prude that wont let you fuck her

Absolute worst feels

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>>26027604
That's an anus that is fairly close to the anatomical ideal (pic related). I wouldn't call it "big," but the anus / anal canal CAN become narrow/tighter following trauma (sexual and/or surgical): that's called anal stenosis. The radial perianal skin folds also might disappear entirely or become shallower, and the anal orifice can shrink and/or become misshapen -- any of which might make an anus look "smaller."

>>26027281
> Is there a worse feel than this?
Yes:
>tfw no gorgeous anus gf

Or worse yet:
>tfw girl I'm dating turns out to have a disgusting anus (as in damaged or diseased; shit happens, but hopefully not when I'm "stargazing" :)

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>>26028165
>tfw when big butt gf can't twerk for shit

>>26027912
on one hand she has a mongloid thai face. on the other 10/10 body and asian. my condolences anon

>>26028304
>wanting your gf to do something as classless as twerking
i hated my ex for liking to twerk

>>26028165

Could be worse

>TFW big butt wife
>Prude so wont let you fuck her

I want to get off mr bones wild ride.

>>26028441
What can I say? I enjoy watching a woman with a big butt shaking it for me. I guess I'm simple like that. And was your ex liking to twerk a contributing reason it didn't work out with you two? Haha.

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>tfw no big butt gf
>tfw no gf

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>>26027953
>balls
>implying

>>26028434
I loved her face. She loved it when I would take her by the jaw and passionately make out with her. She gave the sloppiest blowjobs, too. And that pussy was...it was top tier. I cry myself to sleep some nights that fate has dealt me such a cruel blow.

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>>26028563
damn that butt hole has been to hell and back

>>26028527
yes i literally hated the fact she liked to do whorish dancing at clubs

>>26028668
Ooohhh. Yeah. That's a negative. Only place my girl needs to be twerking...if she could at all. Is on me in our home.

>>26028767
I am not attracted to twerking whatsoever.

Just seems classless and niggerish to me. Turns me off entirely.

Also, I'm BLACK.

>>26027604
im so down for this
fuck

>>26027765
actually shopped, no kidding

>>26028802
It's degenerate and hardly classy but it's just sexual arousing for me. I'm surprised that a fellow Black Anon feels such aversion toward it.

>>26028948
Sadly, it just bores me.

>>26027912
I don't believe that's her. How in the fug?

>>26028948
There's no rhythm to it, no sensuality. It's a manic shaking reminiscent of chimps flapping their disgusting inflamed rectums all over the place and screaming.

>>26029023
Congratulations, Anon. You are more cultured than I am. Haha. Kind of laughing at that image now, though. Never saw it that way.

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>>26027342
My heart goes out to you, I've been in a similar situation

>>26029009
I know right? I still curse FATE every now and then for forcing us to part ways. The saddest part is that I have yet to come across an equally beautiful asian woman. Both in body, face and personality.

>>26027604
I'm scared and really turned on, someone help me

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>tfw latina gf

>>26029324
You lucky fuck.

That ass is glorious.

>tfw normie scum with an incredible gf that is everything i ever wanted, but has no ass whatsoever.

a-at least she has big boobs kinda....

>>26028304
>>26028483
I just want her back bros

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>>26029377
Few things are greater than a nice pair of breasts. Aside from a big butt, I mean.

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>>26029023
maybe you want a chimp?

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>>26029023
>There's no rhythm to it
There's a huge difference between an expert twerker and some fatass trying to shake it.

Just compare this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlhE-NkS8EE

to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C_38FPZIvA

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justgotoutofworkbump

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>>26028802

I fucking adore butts and fat plump asses and I agree that twerking looks fucking retarded and silly.

I have no idea how people find it arousing. It always just makes me laugh.

>>26027281
The clap probably

bumperu1

>>26027702
>>26027765
>>26028857

It really is a shopped horse anus though. Like, for real.

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>no big butt shemale gf :(

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>>26030983
This bitch trying to be captain ginyu

>>26027669
Fuck man, sorry to hear that if it's true

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>tfw used to have gf with big butt
>tfw her butt was too big to do doggy style effectively

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Not about the size, all about the shape

>>26035068
I have this problem with my gf too. I let ride cowgirl on top of me. Her ass is so big it drags across my balls, which is pure ecstasy. Holy shit, I forget all about doing it doggy at that point.

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>>26027312
Dude dis bitch is ugly. I like high test bitches but the one you keep posting is just plain homely

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It must be comfy to bury your face in phat ass
;_;

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>>26036015
yu srs pham?

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tell me, how does it feel like???

>>26027604

I need more of this

>>26027912
more original content from this fine semen demon senpai

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>>26027604
>Typical Portuguese Woman.png

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>2016
>not going after hairy muscular man-ass

top kek, losers

>>26027604

I just want to sniff that asshole, stick my tongue in it, and whirl it around.