Why do normies sleep in dorms in normie college? I hate the idea of dorms, I would rather sleep in my own house.
>couldn't get into an elite uni at an affordable price
Used to live in a dorm my sophomore year, it was nice being away from your folks and home and everything like that. I didn't live with a chad and we often got dinner together with other friends so it was usually chill
> Got into ivy
> Financial aid covers most of my costs
1) To meet lots of new friends (only if you are 100 % confident and fun to hang with, shy people can go fucking die in a grave you fucking creeps are not welcome)
2) To have lots of parties and sex! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3) To study (after fucking her).
I stayed in a dorm for a semester. It was extremely quiet and relaxing. I had my own room which included my own bathroom, thermostat, and refrigerator. No one ever bothered me, but everyone was extremely antisocial. I would love it today but I was extremely depressed at the time
Im a robot and i live in a dorm, really shitty place and i have to share it with another person. I stay in the dorm because im over 2000miles away from home and finding a house to rent means i have to get a car to get to uni or use public transport, why is this even a question? I probably should get a mini fridge so i dont have to go out of my room other than for class.
Even regular low tier state colleges have dorms dude, they're usually cheaper than renting a house or an apartment in the area when you take into consideration food costs, having to get a car if you live kinda far from it, gas, campus parking, and utility bills
>robots that live in dorms
You're the fucking retard you worthless motherfucker
Dorms are fucking awful. Almost cruel. 18 year olds get talked into the "college experience", some colleges even require freshman to live on campus the first year either directly or indirectly by not offering freshmen parking (FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON) but oh, would you look at that, we only offer these tiny sardine dorms to our freshmen. What's that? You're an introvert who survives by getting time alone in reasonable privacy? LOL TOUGH SHIT BITCH ENJOY YOUR DOUBLE WITH THIS CUNT YOU NEVER MET BEFORE
GOTTA MAKE MORE ROOM FOR THOSE TUITION DISPENSERS I MEAN VALUED STUDENTS
FEEL FREE TO USE THESE GROSS DORM BATHROOMS THAT 20 OTHER PEOPLE SHARE AND THE GIRLS FROM YOUR FLOOR OCCASIONALLY USE BECAUSE FUCK IT THEY'RE STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN AND IF THEY WANT TO WANDER INTO THE MENS ROOM DRUNK WHO ARE WE TO STOP THEM THAT'S NOT INAPPROPRIATE
Fuck you Boston U I was so young and doubly stupid
Some colleges require you to stay in the dorms the first year.
>go to college
>was a lazy fuck so I didn't sign up for any of the good dorms
>only dorm left was the one where all of the upper classmen stayed
>no friends except for my black roomate
really it was my fault though i could have made a better effort and had a better attitude
I don't go outside, no one in my dorm even knows who I am.
>mfw the RA is the only person who will let me into the building
>mfw my roommate is moving out
>mfw I will have the whole space to myself soon
>didn't get diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder in time to get out of having to live in a dorm
>parents forced me to
>haven't made any friends despite what they said
>parents now realize just how bad I am at socializing and that I have no drive to actually meet people
>I have heard them talking about how disappointed they are in me through the walls
Yes, robots can be forced to do things they don't want to do, if you were a robot, you would fucking know that.
You're nothing but a liar and not a true robot. I know this because i'm the biggest robot on r9k. Dorms are for normies and deal with it. I'm just so happy you dumb goyims have to use a filthy smelly bathroom that everyone else has used in that "muh college experience" hell hole.
What's so hard about making friends in college?
Join a club, play intramural sports, go go to parties, volunteer.
50% of college is about networking and building connections. How the fuck do you expect to find internships or job opportunities after school if you can't reach out to people?
shit. nvm, I forgot I was on r9k...
Someone being a bigger robot doesn't disqualify others from being a robots, you retard. There are lots of normies here, but I am actually diagnosed with a few mental disorders that prevent me from doing or enjoying social things.
Also, I have my own bathroom, thank God.
>Join a club
WHAT IF NOTHING FUCKING INTERESTS ME
>WHAT IF I'M A FAT/SKINNY FAGGOT
>Go to parties
WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO INVITE ME??
NOBODY FUCKING WANTS MY HELP BECAUSE IM A CLUMSY SPERG
FUCK OFF NORMIE
Yeah you do have a better fucking life than me you normie scum. You're going to get a good job degree because you studied at a good college and your parents had money to pay for it. You had a lot of sex in your shit dorm oh good for you. Pile of shit.
>tfw live with my mommy and daddy and come home every day from college and they make me chicken tendies and then I get a bed to myself
Gotta love the commuter life.