This is a picture of an Ancient Egyptian statue of a frog god. Now is it just me or do the hieroglyphs look like a shitposter on a computer with cables and wires in the back?
Some more proof for this meme magic.
Also the name of their god of chaos is Kuk and in his male form he is a frog and in his female form, he is a snake.
>Lovers are like bees in that they live a honeyed life
>we're the product of ancient Egyptian meme magic
>we are keeping it alive, serving an eldritch purpose that is beyond us all
>V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
IT'S ROMAN RETARD.
NERO WASN'T A FUCKING PHARAOH.
>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
>We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot
Pissed the bed because mom threw the piss bottles away. That'll teach her
>Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.
>mfw ancient Egyptians predicted us
>mfw we succeeded them as the new dominant shitposting culture
It has been 2000 years
through countless trial and tribulations, through a endless string of invention, refinement and cunning. we have truly master shitposting
>this is the most somber moment I have ever felt.
You were only considered a faggot in Greece and Rome if you had guys fuck you. You could fuck any number of guys and stay masculine.
Kinda like how fuccbois are a gray-area.
>.8.3 (House of the Centenary; interior of the house); 5279: Once you are dead, you are nothing
>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
Actually you were only a faggot if you did penetration.
Penetration was viewed as strictly for women and slaves.
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1797: No young buck is complete until he has fallen in love
>Caesius faithfully loves M...[name lost]