>wake up >see thus wat do?

give half smile and just keep blinking

>>26024179
Thank you for doing this but It's too late. Maybe try tomorrow. And in the middle of me saying that I would remove the weapon from her and kill her. I would say it was self defense.

Don't fuck it up, shoot til you run out of bullets

Embrace the sweet relief

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>>26024179

>tfw you will never wake up with Lorraine Bracco aiming a gun at you

...Karen

t. not original wtf

>>26024179
tell them to pull the trigger

give me the gun Karen

wonder if i went back in time

*grabs gun*
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

"Don't miss."

Try to unzip dick and cop a feel before I meet the great abyss that is the embrace of the absolute ineffability of the absence of is.

>>26024263

This. Beg her to pull the trigger swiftly.

Press pause and go take a piss.

stop dreaming because no woman would ever be caught dead in my room for any reason

Tell Joe Pesci to go fuck himself

>>26024179
Ive had women brandish weapons at me before
Usually knives (Ive dated ssome crazies, heh)
I have extra fast hands, i usually just snatch the weapon away. If.im feeling passionate i will grab her by the waist and pull her close to me while lecturing her about threatening me.

>one time this happened
>girl i was with was heavily suicidal and also.was an abuse victim
>once i grabbed the knife away and pulled her toward me she thought i was going to kill her so she went limp and tilted her head back, exposing her neck, i could tell she seriously wanted me to end her misery
>became so heartbroken i grabbed the back of her head and placed her face on my shoulder, kissing her cheek. We both start crying

Who else here dramatic life?

>>26024179
probably die
try and grab her tits before then

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overact

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>>26024179
>wat do?
JUST DO IT!

Ask if I can at least send the people I talk to on Skype that I'm going to be dead
Or alternatively put my hand between the hammer and frame or grab the cylinder

KAREN FUCK

WHERE'S THE STUFF THAT I LEFT KAREN

YOU WHAT

KAREN THAT WAS WORTH 60,000 DOLLARS WE NEED THAT MONEY THAT'S ALL WE GOT

KAREN

KAREN THAT'S ALL THE MONEY THAT WE HAD KAREN I WAS DEPENDENT ON THAT WHY DID YOU DO THAT

WHY DID YOU DO THAT

WHY

WHY DID YOU DO THAT KAREN

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

I can still recite that shit from memory, goatest scene in the film