Well robots, it is that time of year again. Thousands of young

>>26023640
Some people like to play video games, some people like to have sex. Its all fun in the end. Stop obsessing.

>tfw your high school sweetheart comes home for christmas after the first semester and her pussy feels looser than before

>>26023640
This is so true. My fiance fucked chad at college before I met her. DON'T BE LIKE ME. DON'T LET YOURSELF FALL IN LOVE WITH A SLUT. HAVE MORE SELF RESPECT THAN THAT. YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF. NOW I CAN'T STOP LOVING HER AND I'M IN TOO DEEP. KEEP THE HIGH STANDARDS YOU PRETEND TO HAVE ON THE INTERNET. DO IT FOR ME. DO IT FOR ANON. PLEASE. I LOVE YOU ALL TOO MUCH TO LET YOU BE LIKE ME.

>Eating in the dining hall
>some stacy runs up to the guy eating behind me wraps her arms around him, exclaims she hasn't seen him forever and before leaving tells him to text and snapchat her so they can remain in touch
>you'll never be that guy
Being ugly and short is a curse, I'll probably just kill myself

>>26023640
>Thousands of young cute girls are moving into college dorms for the new semester.
>Spring semester

In Japan maybe. In the U.S. most college students are right where they were a couple of months ago.

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>>26023640
The naked guy on pic it's not even chad top tier he even it's over 6" heigh like ppl here brag about it... he is just not fat... I bet he don't even lift... just normal fit like jogging

Damn even I have better face
Fuck I need lose weigh right now

who the fuck moves dorms in the middle of the school year

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>>26023640
>Thousands of young cute girls are moving into college dorms for the new semester.

this isn't how college works, bro...

and the new semester began a month ago.

>>26024467
>>26024428
>>26024117
>Knowing this
>going to college
helloooo reddit

>>26024532
I graduated four years ago and have been a NEET since go fuck yourself edgy little shit

>>26024036
You're not going through with the marriage, are you?

>>26024532
>>26024532
we've been overtaken anon

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>>26024571
>"I graduated from college"
*tips snapback respectfully*
My GF saw your post and she agreed haha!

>>26024571

do you have any debt? how are you getting by?

>>26023640
nigga what the fuck are clit lips

>>26024407
start playing rugby (not the faggot american version) and you'll be drowning in pussy...

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>>26023640
>clit lips

>>26024651
I dont know, you tell me normalcuck, just know this after the beta revolution your gf's will be on my D

>>26024581
Yeah I am. I really do love her. She had a wild phase in college. And yeah, I realise what a horrible cuck I am. I even realise that I'm part of the problem but she's the best I'm gonna do. She really does make me happy but I'm not sure if I'll even get over what she did. But if there's any way I'm gonna be happy it's gonna be with her so fuck it.

>>26024628
no, I applied to lots of schools and did well enough in high school where I received a few offers of scholarships and my parents played the schools against each other. eventually one of them offered me a free ride.

I live off my parents.

>>26024571
Education
N E E T
E
E
T

>>26024723
[NOT] in Education, Employment, or Training

>>26024701
you are the biggest cuck on this board

>>26024467
>a month ago
>xmas day
try 1-2 weeks ago

>>26024732
I misread and switched words around. i am sorry

>>26023640
>gain his approval
That's really all it is. Women don't even enjoy sex

>>26024776
Women will do anything to please Chad
That is why women enjoy being abused by CHad, because they know it pleases him

>>26024755
I know anon. I'm so sorry. Don't be like me.

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>>26024856
DUMP HER ASS BEFORE SHE DUMP YOU AFTER THE MARRIAGE YOU KEK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26023640
>clit lips
holy autism, batman

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>>26024036
cuckitycuckitycuckitycuckitycuck
Why the fuck would you ask a slut to marry you, Anon? Is she rich? Or are you just horny?

>>26024701
Prepare for unforeseen consequences. In other words, her dark past is a red flag which indicates a dark future. Still don't understand? She's going to fucking cheat on you.

>>26024036
I love you too Anon, and my fiancee is a pure, old fasioned orthodox Jewish girl

>tfw the sexual third wheel of two "lesbians"

College is alright I guess.

>tight clit lips

>>26024083

I'm also ugly and short (except my dad is gorgeous and women I meet who find out what he looks like love to point it out) and I've just accepted that women aren't meant for men like us. Please try not to be sad forever, simply try to embrace the things you draw pleasure from.

>clit lips

what?