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>he takes the stairs two steps at a time
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>he takes the stairs two steps at a time
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>>26023496
It's my body, and if it feels good to skip some steps, then i will. You problematic shitlords
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You jelly manlet?
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>>26023496
B-b-but I'm 6'7'', I feel uncomfortable to just take one at a time
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>>26023530
>manlet
I'm 6'4", nice try though
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>>26023496
I'm 5'7 and I powerstrut up stairs
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>his legs are so short and stubby that he has to go one step at a time
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>looking a bit weird to some people
Versus
>taking forever to get up a flight of stairs

My verdict?
>gotta go fast
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>>26023496
> she doesnt
pleb girl can you even
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>>26023577
>he doesn't realize how autistic it looks to go two steps at a time

I guess this also explains why there are people who still wear fedoras and cargo shorts
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>unironically taking stairs like this

wow guys
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>>26023773
I'm not a tiny roastie, so my legs aren't going at a 90 degree angle when skipping a step.
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The manlets in this thread are so mad lol.
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Wait, what about taking sequences of two steps at once?
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>>26023808
Literally everyone I've ever seen take two stairs at a time looks autistic af, height doesn't make any difference
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>can take 2 steps going up
>struggle taking 2 steps down

I start to lose rhythm then feel like I'm gonna fall over when I go down steps.
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>>26023637
Yeah, because the man who put the stairs in place had it all figured out perfectly for everyone's stride; he probably even graduated high school!
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>>26023870
We don't all live in China. Some people have longer legs than others.
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Better to climb them fast so you're either doing ninja steps up all or you're taking steps multiple at a time. Who the fuck slows down at an obstacle? Or walks slow in the first place. Limit your time in transit. Even if you look autistic.
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i bully my oneitis for doing that
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>>26023901
Just ninja run down the steps. Taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap.
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it's excusable if you are in a big hurry
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>>26023950
>who... walks slow

Fucking everybody. Normies realize that they're under no obligation to make things move the best for everyone. That's how you get people walking four abreast on a sidewalk, stopping to take photos, making fun of you for stepping around them or asking them to excuse you, etc.
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>>26023950
>>26023978
>tfw used to ninja run up and down the stairs in public school

Man how the fuck did I do that as a kid? Now even with normal steps I always imagine falling and breaking my shin.
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>>26024029
You're out of practice m8. My stair descent has become faster every year.
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>get to an escalator
>people in front of me are just standing instead of walking up the steps as intended
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>>26023844
G-guys?

If it helps you guys get it, it is like a taptap, taptap, taptap. Two steps taken very quickly, short pause (usually under a full second), then repeat.
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>>26024182
Don't know if I can do it. Is it more like galloping or skipping?
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>>26023978
I just PARKOUR down the steps.
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I could never figure out stairs. 1,2,3steps? Fuck I dunno
I'm 25 and still don't know what the right way is.
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>>26024182
So you're frolicking down the stairs? Fine if you're gay, but not if you ever expect a woman to have sex with you
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>>26024282
Galloping.
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i'm old and married and i take 2 up and jump down
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>>26024285
This would be ideal.
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>>26024454
As far as i can tell sounds like it would look like limping. Minimize the gap time I guess.
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>>26023496
10/10 shitpost lad
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>>26023496
fuck off I was late for class
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