B-b-but I'm 6'7'', I feel uncomfortable to just take one at a time
>his legs are so short and stubby that he has to go one step at a time
>looking a bit weird to some people
>taking forever to get up a flight of stairs
>gotta go fast
>he doesn't realize how autistic it looks to go two steps at a time
I guess this also explains why there are people who still wear fedoras and cargo shorts
Yeah, because the man who put the stairs in place had it all figured out perfectly for everyone's stride; he probably even graduated high school!
Better to climb them fast so you're either doing ninja steps up all or you're taking steps multiple at a time. Who the fuck slows down at an obstacle? Or walks slow in the first place. Limit your time in transit. Even if you look autistic.
>who... walks slow
Fucking everybody. Normies realize that they're under no obligation to make things move the best for everyone. That's how you get people walking four abreast on a sidewalk, stopping to take photos, making fun of you for stepping around them or asking them to excuse you, etc.
>tfw used to ninja run up and down the stairs in public school
Man how the fuck did I do that as a kid? Now even with normal steps I always imagine falling and breaking my shin.
>get to an escalator
>people in front of me are just standing instead of walking up the steps as intended