>he takes the stairs two steps at a time

>>26023496
It's my body, and if it feels good to skip some steps, then i will. You problematic shitlords

You jelly manlet?

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>>26023496
B-b-but I'm 6'7'', I feel uncomfortable to just take one at a time

>>26023530
>manlet
I'm 6'4", nice try though

>>26023496
I'm 5'7 and I powerstrut up stairs

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>his legs are so short and stubby that he has to go one step at a time

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>looking a bit weird to some people
Versus
>taking forever to get up a flight of stairs

My verdict?
>gotta go fast

>>26023496
> she doesnt
pleb girl can you even

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>>26023577
>he doesn't realize how autistic it looks to go two steps at a time

I guess this also explains why there are people who still wear fedoras and cargo shorts

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>unironically taking stairs like this

wow guys

>>26023773
I'm not a tiny roastie, so my legs aren't going at a 90 degree angle when skipping a step.

The manlets in this thread are so mad lol.

Wait, what about taking sequences of two steps at once?

>>26023808
Literally everyone I've ever seen take two stairs at a time looks autistic af, height doesn't make any difference

>can take 2 steps going up
>struggle taking 2 steps down

I start to lose rhythm then feel like I'm gonna fall over when I go down steps.

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>>26023637
Yeah, because the man who put the stairs in place had it all figured out perfectly for everyone's stride; he probably even graduated high school!

>>26023870
We don't all live in China. Some people have longer legs than others.

Better to climb them fast so you're either doing ninja steps up all or you're taking steps multiple at a time. Who the fuck slows down at an obstacle? Or walks slow in the first place. Limit your time in transit. Even if you look autistic.

i bully my oneitis for doing that

>>26023901
Just ninja run down the steps. Taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap.

it's excusable if you are in a big hurry

>>26023950
>who... walks slow

Fucking everybody. Normies realize that they're under no obligation to make things move the best for everyone. That's how you get people walking four abreast on a sidewalk, stopping to take photos, making fun of you for stepping around them or asking them to excuse you, etc.

>>26023950
>>26023978
>tfw used to ninja run up and down the stairs in public school

Man how the fuck did I do that as a kid? Now even with normal steps I always imagine falling and breaking my shin.

>>26024029
You're out of practice m8. My stair descent has become faster every year.

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>get to an escalator
>people in front of me are just standing instead of walking up the steps as intended

>>26023844
G-guys?

If it helps you guys get it, it is like a taptap, taptap, taptap. Two steps taken very quickly, short pause (usually under a full second), then repeat.

>>26024182
Don't know if I can do it. Is it more like galloping or skipping?

>>26023978
I just PARKOUR down the steps.

I could never figure out stairs. 1,2,3steps? Fuck I dunno
I'm 25 and still don't know what the right way is.

>>26024182
So you're frolicking down the stairs? Fine if you're gay, but not if you ever expect a woman to have sex with you

>>26024282
Galloping.

i'm old and married and i take 2 up and jump down

>>26024285
This would be ideal.

>>26024454
As far as i can tell sounds like it would look like limping. Minimize the gap time I guess.

>>26023496
10/10 shitpost lad

>>26023496
fuck off I was late for class