Zombie survival

zombies are normieshit
die

>>26021646
>electricity and running water

It doesn't if society has collapsed and there aren't Joes punching the clock at the local power station.

Anyway Satan is right
>>26021666
This thread is trash.

>>26021666
>nice trips

no comment on that

>>26021702
>literally asking what you would do

> calls thread shit

>>26021646
you realise "zombie outbreak" is codename for nigger riots, right?

>>26021961
>unfunny joke

when did i mention an outbreak

>live in america
>bunch of idiots have been dreaming for this day and we have enough guns for every person in the country

Sure some cities might get a few buildings or a block or two overrun but the whole thing will be taken care of

>>26021646
What's that image from?

>>26022051
It's from the "zombie walk" basically a parade for people to dress up as something and this guy did a really good job

>live out in the tundra in a cabin
>zombies have no body heat
>they freeze solid before reaching me

>>26022012
i actually agree it'll end up like ebola, bad for like 2 months then it's basically gone

>>26021646

If a normal person can't just walk into a power plant, what makes you think that zombies are going to be able to walk into a power plant and

>>26022099
>in a cabin
since it's so fucking cold wouldn't you freeze to dead?

Lately I've been having this weird recurring dream about a waterworld scenario all of a sudden, like my mind thought it would be a cool dream and I have to admit it was.

>>26022096
Wow, thought that was from a film or something, he did an excellent job.

>>26022160
What is a fire/stove you fucking moron.
Can't make smores without one.

>>26022137
>uwot?

original

>>26021646
Start taking in women and raping then killing them desu, grandmother owns my grandpa's farm so I'd be pretty secluded I could spend the day looking for survivors to help, maybe some young boys too

>>26022194
cause it's so easy so start a fire without the tools

>>26022160
I could gather shit to burn. I'd be more concerned with the food issue.

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>>26022217
>maybe some young boys too

>>26022245
if you think about, zombies might be edible.

>>26022285
I'd be too scared of self-contamination to even get near one willingly.

They'd die in the winter here and regardless would only be remotely dangerous for a few days. After that, they start really rotting.

>>26022389
Imagining they don't need water they couldn't last more than two months from starving

>>26022508
They need water or they'll start drying up.

>>26022696
Well under the circumstances your living if there's not much water around i wouldn't give them more than 7 days

>>26022264
yeah I bet those little boys will be getting loads off him

>>26022508

Even if human zombies were just humans being controlled by parasites, the human would still need water and food and proper hygiene to function. Otherwise, it's going to be a braindead human walking around with shit and piss filled pants trying its best to kill any nearby humans.

if it's something like 28 Days Later where a human is really angry until it dies, it'll eventually tire out from going hours without food or water. If it's smart enough to eat regular food then

>>26021646
Honestly I'd fucking kill myself, I'm to much of a social outcast to live with other people and living alone is suicide to begin with
>Break a leg? You're fucked!
>Get ambushed by bandits? You're fucked!
Being in any kind of apocalyptic situation is not good for any robot.

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Defect to North Korea.

Either that or do pic related.

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>>26021646

>Wear my kirk, knight of thorns cosplay
>Run into zombies and normies, and end the apocalypse after months of charging everybody.
>Eat some tinned food I guess

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>>26025274

Zombieland is a good example of what happens to a robot.

>meet cool, no nonsense friend
>explore the rural/small urban areas together
>meet oneits in a small town food market
>she plays hard to get
>she eventually falls in love with you
>now you get to explore the world with your oneits and survive together

doesn't sound half bad tbqg

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>>26025416
NO, NO. That shit doesn't happen to a robot.

>>26025416
Nah, most robots would be that guy who gets killed by the zombie in the toilet.

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>>26021666
This is now a get thread.

le ebin orgnal comet simyoolater

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>>26025470
>tfw Irritible Bowel Syndrome

Find a guy who is prepared and act in need of help. Hopefully he wouldn't try to make a move and if he did, offer to help him get another girl instead. Keep her as our rape slave. Maybe more than one other girl.

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>>26025470

Sorry, Wagie. I'll be taking your money AND your oneits.

>get a boat
>go to an island with an advanced ecosystem

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>>26025563

>implying you could talk to a girl you social outcast
>implying you wouldn't kill yourself at the first sign that internet goes down and you lose your 2d waifu

Silly NEET, you'll be the first to go.

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>>26025604

>get a boat
>get eaten by zombie sharks

nice try, fag.

>>26021646
Go to Greenland. That place is hard af to infect on plague inc.

>>26025416
But we are not talking about what happens in film, in a real life situation you have to be smart, physically and emotionally strong, charismatic, and lucky. If the military fails than what makes you think ordinary people will survive?

I would go around hunting normal fags and raping their females.
This is the only acceptable answer by the way