If there would be a zombie apocalypse what would your plan be to survive?
>i live in iceland..
>take everyone i love to a camp i went to in ninth grade
>in between mountains
>not that far away from a small city
>there's a barn too not that far away lot's of horses and chicken
>there are barely any people around there at any time(the house is for scout camping trips)
>only bad thing about the place is there's no heat in the house but there is electricity and running water and the water is from a well so i don't have to worry bout it.
>electricity and running water
It doesn't if society has collapsed and there aren't Joes punching the clock at the local power station.
Anyway Satan is right
This thread is trash.
>live in america
>bunch of idiots have been dreaming for this day and we have enough guns for every person in the country
Sure some cities might get a few buildings or a block or two overrun but the whole thing will be taken care of
Start taking in women and raping then killing them desu, grandmother owns my grandpa's farm so I'd be pretty secluded I could spend the day looking for survivors to help, maybe some young boys too
Even if human zombies were just humans being controlled by parasites, the human would still need water and food and proper hygiene to function. Otherwise, it's going to be a braindead human walking around with shit and piss filled pants trying its best to kill any nearby humans.
if it's something like 28 Days Later where a human is really angry until it dies, it'll eventually tire out from going hours without food or water. If it's smart enough to eat regular food then
Honestly I'd fucking kill myself, I'm to much of a social outcast to live with other people and living alone is suicide to begin with
>Break a leg? You're fucked!
>Get ambushed by bandits? You're fucked!
Being in any kind of apocalyptic situation is not good for any robot.
Defect to North Korea.
Either that or do pic related.
>Wear my kirk, knight of thorns cosplay
>Run into zombies and normies, and end the apocalypse after months of charging everybody.
>Eat some tinned food I guess
Zombieland is a good example of what happens to a robot.
>meet cool, no nonsense friend
>explore the rural/small urban areas together
>meet oneits in a small town food market
>she plays hard to get
>she eventually falls in love with you
>now you get to explore the world with your oneits and survive together
doesn't sound half bad tbqg
NO, NO. That shit doesn't happen to a robot.
This is now a get thread.
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Find a guy who is prepared and act in need of help. Hopefully he wouldn't try to make a move and if he did, offer to help him get another girl instead. Keep her as our rape slave. Maybe more than one other girl.
Sorry, Wagie. I'll be taking your money AND your oneits.
>implying you could talk to a girl you social outcast
>implying you wouldn't kill yourself at the first sign that internet goes down and you lose your 2d waifu
Silly NEET, you'll be the first to go.
>get a boat
>get eaten by zombie sharks
nice try, fag.
But we are not talking about what happens in film, in a real life situation you have to be smart, physically and emotionally strong, charismatic, and lucky. If the military fails than what makes you think ordinary people will survive?