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>University is the best time of your life!
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>>26021061
>You will meet a lot of friends at university!
I believed in this until i started living in dorm.
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>>26021114
2nd year and I'm already dead inside.
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>>26021061
>Chad goes on trip to Cancun for spring break, has the time of his life
>Normie goes back to his high school town and acts like in high school like a retard
>NEET lies down in bed and browses 4chan
I am a normie, but being a failed Chad is pretty rough senpai.
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>>26021061
Dropping out and working at Waitrose by the end of the year. Fuck this.
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>>26021114
>>26021158
i never had good friends in the dorms, but first year i was always around people and got along with most people in my residence

i'm not in second year and it's the loneliest ive ever been...
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>>26021227
'now' not 'not'
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If University isn't enjoyable for you, its pretty much entirely your own fault.

>accommodation given to you
>free education (unless you live in a third world country)
>ludicrous amount of free time
>surrounded by hundreds of people your own age, many just as insecure as you
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>it gets better in middle school!
>it gets better in highschool!
>it gets better in college!
>it gets better at work!

Lies, lies LIES
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>>26021158
>>26021199
I'm 5th year and it still sucks. I cant understand younger people and it's awkward to be with sameyears.
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>>26021061
I spent my college years in the military... it sucked but was FUN I'm retired now and have been for 2 years 32 yo fag here all in all hell ya
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>>26021291
>it gets better at work

No one would be brazen enough to say that to you?
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>>26021289
everything about being a robot is your own fault
doesn't make it any better
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>>26021289
>Tfw England

>no free accommodation
>extremely expensive
>lol
>you don't know me, no one is as insecure as me, you damn normie.
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>>26021340
>>26021340

desu im enjoying work a lot more than uni. no he no assignments literally no pressure after work. you are free to do anything after 5:00 it helps if your coworkers are cooperative and dependable
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>>26021061
>being 21 is the best time of your life
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>>26021061
>everyone is from an upper middle class suburb
>everyone dresses the same
>everyone talks about the same shit
>everyone likes the same music
>everyone goes to the same parties
>everyone goes to a school club they really like
>everyone is emphatic about sports
>everyone has a friend to eat lunch with everyday
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>>26021289
>I had a shared dorm room and a shared barroom where windows were constantly left open in freezing winter.
Much comfort, so warmth, very accommodation
>My school cost $60k of the finest north american dolarreydoos a year.
Debt to my earballs
>I had an actual degree that was difficult for me and I needed to study a lot
I would have had more free time if I was dead
>was surrounded by fags. Literally by resident advisor and his friends down the hall were all fucking queer
Pretty gay tbfh

I should have tried harder then none of this would have happened.
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>>26021061
>it's easy to make friends!
>you'll find people who are just like you!
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>tfw 27yo
>tfw dropped out of university 3 years ago
>tfw no job
It was the best time in my life and now all went to shit.
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>>26021061
It's better than high school desu senpai
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I'm living in a dorm second semester, have literally no friends. My roommate even seems somewhat like a robot and I'm not even friends with him.
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well it was incredibly fun.
these days aren't too shabby either though
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>>26021544
ask him to play vidya
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>>26021544
Fuck his boypussy
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What is it like living in dorm? Is it like in harry potter? I've always wanted to go to hogwarts.
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Honestly, normies are even bigger losers than you NEETs. The only winners are Chads. Normies get the leftovers from Chad's winnings, and NEETs get nothing. I was a NEET loser, got to college, and found normie life fulfilling for 18 months. Normalfags are pathetic. Y'all have nothing to even from the normalfag. Just try to be Chad, anything less is failure.
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>>26021642
>>26021673
both these are good things to do.
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>>26021674
No, it's like not making eye contact with anyone for 4 months whenever you walk into your house because you never introduced yourself to them. If you're a robot that is
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>>26021061

It's either the best time or the beginning of the end.
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>>26021729
you can literally introduce yourself whenever you want
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>Too dumb and poor to get into Uni

JUST
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>>26021540
No. In High School, people at least valued me for being smart because the school was small and everyone knew everyone else. I actually had a chance there with people who knew a bit about me. Here, I am just another weird guy.
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>Too normal for robots
>Too weird for normal people
This is my second year living alone.
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>>26021061
I was thinking the same I changed my oppinion very fast after I started to work. It will get worse
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>college is supposed to be the best years of your life

>about to graduate
>0 friends
>0 relationships
>invited to exactly 0 parties
>ate every meal alone for 4 years
>sit alone in room and watch streams and play video games in free time
>this is college

>try to kill self 2x in time here
>once by asphyxiation and once by hanging
>found out both times by RA
>assigned a babysitter for 48 hours and confined to room
>after that they fuck off and stop caring about me

People are fucking awful
women especially are the most cruel people I have ever met
especially the fembots on here, they're cruel and sadistic and make me cry and want to die
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>>26021869
Most fembots on here are just ugly Stacies at heart. They have an even easier time getting laid because they have their pick from every non-Chad in the world.
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>>26021785
Yea, I somewhat know that feel
I went to a magnet school you had to test into, and was in all honors-college level classes, people generally respected me for being 'smart'

But they fucking hated me, for good reasons too, I was (and still am) an arrogant spergy asshat

same deal in college desu, just less people notice me, everyone I've interacted with has immediately hated my guts upon talking to me (with one exception), and I'm alone once again

just as planned
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>>26021869
how'd they find out you tried to an hero?
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>>26021061
>I thought that living in dorm be like in American Pie
Oh boy i was wrong.
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>>26021946
RA responded to reports of loud crying coming from my room
when he forced his way in he found my noose/bag I was gonna use and decided to put me on watch
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>>26021933
I was pretty arrogant too, and am still an aspie. I'm not hated, I'm just alone.

>tfw no assertive Asuka gf to force me out of shell
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>tfw i was already dead inside after the first 2 weeks in engineering
>"oh anon your so smart you'll breeze through STEM"
>Fail every exam after studying for hours and hours to prepare
>Fail assignments
>fail presentations
>fail at social interactions
>0 friends
>0 parties
>obtain alcohol from random 21 year olds who charge an extra 5 dollars for "delivery fees"
>Drink myself to sleep in my apartment
>2nd year 2nd semester and now a history major
>taking a mandatory public speaking class
>already behind in all my classes for this semester
>I pray every day for a school shooter to show up so I can bum rush him and have him shoot me
Fuck college, it's a load of horseshit. I'd rather go and learn how to weld or blacksmith or install a/c units, but my parents won't let me drop out
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>>26021114

To be fair, I did have a lot of friends freshman year. The next three years I was a hermit though.
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>>26021804
this hits home friend

cyborg bois
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>>26021061

Normally the whole
>X is best time of your life
meme is bullshit and just people projecting, but I honestly enjoyed the last years of highschool. God knows I did not have a childhood to speak off, but this time felt like I really lived in some kind of weeb SOL, I thoroughly enjoyed an extremely chill life back then and remembering those days is probably the only thing that still manages to bring tears to my eyes.
University is pretty shit doe, the people are normie and boring as fuck, even at my technical uni and everything but the learning material is annoying as fuck.
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it's been pretty lame for me.
I'm in third year and it's all just made me more cynical and unhappy than i was when I started. It's probably just going to get worse (life)
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>mfw thinking about my high school years and first year of college
>had it so easy and had so many opportunities to break out of robot status
>sat at home and played vidya and went to the gym exclusively
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Yeah I was memed too.
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>>26021289
>free
Nothing in life is free
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>>26021544
My roommate is a literal turbo autist and I never really put much thought into it how annoying these "lol I'm so n3rdy xD" types are.
I have some really good friends from HS who I can play dota with but thats about it,
I don't have a single friend in a thousand mile radius of me though
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I just dropped out. After failing for a second time.

I've got my dorm room paid for until the end of March. After that I'm killing myself.
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In a weird way for me it was. It was a large uni and for some reason my course had very little group projects and most of the profs. didn't take attendance. So during those (sigh) 8 years I was in a phase that can be called extended chunibyo (8th grader syndrome). I overwhelmed myself with rpg's, books and anime and didn't waste any time with studies and internships and the like. After finally graduating it crashed on me that due to my shit grades and failure to make social connections I just wasted 8 years and so much money for the privilege of being a pseudo-NEET. 10 fucking years later I'm still unemployed, poor as shit and a failure in literary every possible way.
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>>26021498
>Tell parents I haven't met someone who is like me at all

>You just need to find a hobby, join some clubs and put yourself out there
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>>26022320
>tfw going to be engineering major in the fall
>tfw freaking out reading this post

It's just applied calc, trig, and physics!

B-b-baka!
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>tfw eating alone
It takes a while for it to get to you, and once it does it takes a bit longer for you to stop caring.
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>>26023301
stream it. might as well give a couple people a good time instead of being completely selfish. don't forget to warn us a few times before it happens, i don't want to miss this.
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>>26021061
>Implying high school isn't actually the best time of your life if you're in a great one and manage to make friends
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>>26021289
>ludicrous amount of free time

I have to read a book a week for /one/ of my classes. Fuck off
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>live in the moment
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I transferred in the fall from CC. I am 30 years old and have yet to make a single friend. It's pretty bad...I have picked up a lot of single guy hobbies and just study all the time. And go to all office hours just to talk to someone.

I'm afraid of joining clubs or something because people will think it's weird as fuck that I'm so old. I'm starting to go crazy talking to myself all the time.
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>>26025052
>30

Nobody cares, man, as long as you're not pic related. I'm 20 and in college and would rather be around 30 year olds anyway
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>>26021114
I never understood this. When I went to college it seemed everybody already knew each other and formed their groups, there was never any opportunity to make friends with anybody without awkwardly inserting yourself into other people's conversations.
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>>26021289
>free time
found the non-stem major
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>Been at uni for like 6 years
>Getting by with classes, have an alright job, and my own place now
>Still KV
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QUICK
how to acquire uni gf?
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UCLA anyone?
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>>26021291
>College: You'll have freedom
>"Real" World: You'll have true freedom!
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>>26025454
Better than getting shit grades, having no job, living at your parents house and being a KV.
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who /canada/ here?
it's fucking cold
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>>26025270
I know no one dislikes me, it's just like, how am I going to make friends with a 21 year old? I can't seriously play beer pong or shit like that.
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>>26022320
This really hits too close to home senpai. I hope you find happiness somewhere.
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>>26025488
>find the ugliest girl in your smallest class
>sit next to her, make small talk
>after 3 classes ask her out for coffee

Girls have been force-fed possibly even more propaganda than guys about the whole "college = sex / parties / getting drunk or high / four year vacation from responsibility" shit. Unattractive girls who have yet to be given much male attention and fear "missing out" are fucking easy mode
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>>26025750
or girlfriends of betas. spot a sad one and give her alcohol and tickets to a show somewhere, easy as that.
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yeah for me university was high school 2.0. i was just a ghost.

i tried joining a few clubs but, as it is with high school, it's the same shit of you trying to awkwardly join into someone's clique within the club.

since i was a STEMfag by the second year it got to the point that i barely had free time to socialize anyways. i did make friends with a couple of my lab partners during the last year but that's because we saw each other often due to taking the same class branch to graduate. after that, everyone went their own ways.
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>>26025436
>STEM and wymyn's studies are the only majors
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>>26021291
>it gets better when you retire!
It only gets better when I die.
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>>26025549
OttawaU here. Apparently it's suppose to be 3 degrees here tomorrow, so it'll be a nice and brief respite from the soul crushing cold.
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>living with parents
>ghost at uni, don't bother talking to anyone
>get to spend my student finance on whatever I want
>my course is actually interesting
>setting up some work experience and connections for the future
it's pretty good desu, the only bad thing are the people, I don't hate anyone more than university students with the 'lol parties and sex' mentality
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>>26025994
oh wow it might actually hit 4 here in montreal, should break out my swim-suit
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>>26025405
>When I went to college it seemed everybody already knew each other and formed their groups

This is very true.

Large groups of friends are established by the end of the second week at College. It's amazingly fast. If you don't have social skills then no mercy will be shown, you will be left behind.

One the first day of college I was on an equal footing with everyone, just another new person. By the end of the month, I was a loner guy. THE only loner in my dorm. It's amazing just how unforgiving normies are. Because I was shy from the start (having had no friends in high school), I was immediately excluded from every single social group. Every single one. I tried time and time again to join but no one wanted me. It's a shame really because I could have developed normal social skills had someone decided to give me a chance, but no one did. Looking back I realize just how horrible those people were. They really were scumbags

Many normies will say "just work hard and you can have what I have". It's true. I worked my ass off for 7 years trying to find friends, and it finally paid off. In my 7th year at College I finally met some like minded people and made a group of nice friends.
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>>26021954
>TFW I taught High School would be like Saved by the Bell when I was a kid
Why do you lie Hollywood
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>>26026133
it is
for normal people
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>>26026117
>7 years of college
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"Alright class, since it's the first day how bout you turn to the people next to you and exchange email address incase you miss a day of note"
>people on left and right of me turn away from me
>person in front of me talks to the person in front of them
>no one behind me
>odd number of student
>no one talks or even looks at me
>didn't even get a chance
>just sit there making awkward eye contact with my professor
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>>26026294
It's your fault.

You should have reacted instantly, by jumping over people and running up to some qt and saying "give me your number".

YOUR FAULT.
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>>26021954

> Supposed college would be stupid like American Pie
>Normies are not that obnoxious
>All the solitude I've ever wanted
>Found some friends from the fringe of society
>We don't really have much in common besides this but it was enough for it to last after college

7/10 - positive experience
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>first year of uni
>living in a place with another guy who is feminine and obnoxious as hell
>on breaks between lectures don't initiate contact with anyone because I feel like I would bother them, or that they look at me like someone who is inferior because I am asocial as fuck
>only talk with people who come to talk to me first, and that's around 10 people from my work group
>study alone at my place
>eat alone at my place, except 2 days a week where I visit cafeteria, alone
>tfw I know it's going to be like this throughout all of the uni
Fuck me, fuck my social anxiety and fuck my major lack of self-esteem.
I even had a chance the first two or three weeks, as in, some girls were behaving differently towards me, then their behavior changed when they saw that I am an autistic sperg.
>tfw a hot girl touched my knee three fucking times while we were sitting next to each other talking
I know this may be wishful thinking, but still
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Does anyone go to a uni with a week/ anime club. Or a gaming club? Potentially could meet some bots there. Or am I being to hopeful?
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>Pretext: Highschool
>Friends with relatable misfits who were far more humble than myself
>Have obnoxious vulgar humor and act impulsively on it, tubby, bad acne
>Never talked to girls
>Largely ignorant of normie social cues and etiquette
>Become more cognitive by senior year and quietly resent myself as all of this dawns on me
>Body fills out more into an average shape
>Accutane heals face with no scarring


>Year 1 & 2 of College
>Caucasian Male Virgin
>Weak, Average build but very doughy
>Isolated from friends back home
>Dorm life is depressing lonely garbage
>Every friend made drops out after a semester
>90% of the students are generic as fuck and I hate them
>Gen eds
>Still transitioning out of reflective brooding cunt-mode I undertook late high-school
>Attempts at dating all met with romantic failure
>Total misery

Whatever I was doing obviously wasn't working. One day after a couple months, my brooding depression lifted and I felt like giving a damn.

>Year 3 & 4
>Sideburns I always dreamed of finally grow in
>Learn to dress less slouchy
>Learn to keep cool and project confidence in voice when speaking to girls
>Land practice girlfriend and lose virginity
>Finished Gen eds, can now take courses at my own interest
>Gain more recognition and skill within art major
>2-3 different slick pothead negroes try to make cool with me, always shake my hand and revere my attitude
>Pay auto insurance from summer job funds
>Start a band with friends back home now that I can commute (fuck dorms)
>Score a ton of acid for the first time, new insight acquired
>Land a friend with benefits: sex, weed connections, free secondhand instruments
>Land amazing cute dorky girlfriend: 9/10 curves, intelligent, talented and has my full respect: first serious relationship
>Steadily improving my now average physique
>In my head laugh snidely at the generic fucks I once resented as they strain away to copy large powerpoint slides verbatim in an intro course

You can choose to win or lose.
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>community college
>saw people from high school there, was able to have a decent group to talk with.
>Now at uni
>still living with parents, commuting 45 minutes every morning at 7 AM
>first semester I had 2 friends, if you would even call them friends
>one guy in my mandatory logic class, would make awkward small talk about sports and drugs
>never helped me with homework
>other is qt married girl in one of my degree plan classes
>shes married
>have her in another class this year
>she finds me and sits by me

>tfw only made one new friend this semester
>tfw I'm pretty sure he's a BLM supporter but he doesn't seem to be a shitter
>tfw chose shitty major
>at least I'm going to china in May
If I keep my grades up q_q
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>>26026706
I treat my weekly tabletop RPG club meetings like Christians treat Sunday mass. Usually the best 3-4 hours of my week. Definitely check it out if your uni has one. Probably won't meet bots, but you can bond with people over DnD
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The sad thing is, it was. That's where you peak. It's all downhill from there. Hope you enjoyed the ride.
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There's 7 guys I know in my classes and the classes are like 70% women or something, and I only really hang out with the mature students who are in their early thirties/one guy who's in his mid fifties. Generally speaking, they tend to be smarter and more down to earth and not be all memed out by univeristy; they simply want to learn. I live with 3 old friends from around high school, however, and sometimes they can be assholes.

>Tfw thought I was going to fail my linguistics class
>Ended up being top 3 best in the class
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>>26021061
>that statement is actually true
>uni, with all its misery, really is the peak of your life and everything will be going downhill after that
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>>26026735
You're my hero

original
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>>26026986
get out of my head charles
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>>26026799

I was thinking of joining it, because they apparently do world of dakness meetings, but idk if I should. So far I've met people from the anime society who are basically all 4channers that spout memes and people from the ComSoc, which are basically the same, as expected. I wanted to do Judo, but Idk where to find a reputable Dojo.

Also, an apathetic girl I know (who had a picture of s&m on her phone) who always says she hates me and calls me a freak, invited me to her joint birthday party tomorrow, as well as one other guy. Idk if she's tsundere or just trying to invite people. What do I do?
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Fucking CC is the biggest bullshit of my life.

>be me
>never went to college
>was long time friends with business owner
>hires me without degree
>make bank
>people find out and the jimmies are rustled
>forced to go to CC
>shittiest school on face of the planet
>literally just filled with losers and cucks
>tons of robots but I'm not here to make friends
>get involved with study group so I can make them do my work for me
>weirdest bunch of assholes ever
>2 niggers
>2 qt
>1 autist
>1 weird old pervert
okay yeah you get the idea I'm doing a community thing

that show is great don't kill me
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>>26021804
Literally me senpai
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>>26021289
>ludicrous amount of free time
toppest kek
even full time workers have more time than me, I have literally not played a video game for a week even though I want to and my wagekek friend keeps begging me to play with him
have you EVER studied, anon?
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>>26027123
I thought you were serious and I was going to kill myself in peace because community college is my last hope and I'm already barely hanging on to life
Fuck you
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>high school
>excelled at chemistry
>top student in the class
>never got below a 90%
>had group of friends I hung with daily
>depressed because nothing outside of school
>go to uni for chemistry
>literally everyone is better than me
>no people to talk with
>no social skills
>tired
>fail tests
>professor actually takes me apart to talk to me about my results
>break down into tears because depressed
>drop out after 6 weeks
>parents berate my daily for not having a job
>consider suicide daily

Wish I could go back to high school.
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Yep >>26026321
huh, thought the quote would counter the unoriginality
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about to put a bullet through my head, i love college!
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>>26026117
>If you don't have social skills then no mercy will be shown, you will be left behind.

fucking this. college was shit, it was SO much easier to make friends in high school
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>>26027222
not him but ive never studied

i have a feeling that the harder classes are going to make me want to commit sudoku, i'm ADHD as fuck and I can only get work done with stimulants
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>>26027351
>literally everyone is better than me

same shit here except it was an introduction to engineering class. i was top tier at the shit rural high school i went to, but when I went to college I never realized how much my high school didn't prepare me for the workload

everybody there was some rich faggot who went to a top tier high school and already knew everything off of the bat
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>>26026706
I do but it's kind of depressing since most of the guys there are like 300 lbs or terribly cringey intellectual fedora tippers, all of them neckbeards, and they all have gfs. Some even cute gfs.
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>>26027451
you're in for a ride
It's 4:30AM here right now and I'm still trying to get this gui net communicator in java working
tomorrow I'll have to study for 2 exams and finish two 3ds max assignments, so that'll be another all-nighter
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where did the illusion of gaining lots of friends and experiences in uni?

uni students arent there to make friends nobody gives a fuck about anyone else until theres a group project to do, like uni students just aren't interested in making friends at all.
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>>26027573
what are your study habits?

sounds retarded but like do you just keep doing the homework over and over until you get it or what
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>>26026025
Supposed to be hitting 4 here in Edmonton breaking out the shorts as we speak.
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>>26027595
>uni students arent there to make friends

Some truth to this.

Many of the groups of "friends" are actually people with a common major, trying to leech off each other.

Students going on to med, dentisty or pharmacy always group together for strategic reasons. If you are not in their major, you are ignored.

Asian students group together, but exclude white people for the most part. This is because they are cheating, copying each others answers to get through assignments.
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>>26027632
I search for a tutorial on youtube, if that doesn't help I read the lectures
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>>26027721
can confirm that asian students are all cheaters

it's amazing really how bad it is but the stereotype is so true
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>>26027779
http://world.time.com/2013/05/10/for-the-first-time-sat-test-gets-canceled-in-an-entire-country/
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>>26021340
no one said it to me.

though i want to believe it because work is the only thing left.
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>have one friend in high school
>he already has plans on what college he was going to
>choose to go to the same school instead of one that was offering me scholarships
>were going to room together
>move myself in the week before classes
>find out he got switched to a different room
>he was there weeks earlier doing summer activities and meeting people
>has new friends he hangs out with
>too antisocial to make friends with anyone
>try to make friends in his circle
>doesn't work
>nobody ever invites me to come along with them or hang out/study
>stay alone in room most of the time
>drop out because no motivation to stay or even get up
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>>26027812
damn asians really do take cheating to a whole new level

i mean there's normal cheating like copying homework but then there's asian tier cheating which is some crazy shit
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>>26021061
Uni was the best time of my life. Even though I didn't have many friends I still got to live like a NEET most of the time while having the illusion of being productive with my life.

Now I'm jobless and 60k in debt and all I have to look forward to is finding a job and grinding away for the next 5 years until my debts are paid off.
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>>26027834
im sorry to hear that senpai
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It feels like summer camp all over again. I hated summer camp.
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>>26026706
>go to the school's anime club
>virtually all redditors, and ugly and autistic as sin, to boot
>they all act like people from this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
>try to bite the bullet anyway and talk with them
>they take somewhat of a good liking to me and say I'm really funny
>feel good about myself, for once
>then find out that a good chunk of them have girlfriends, while I'm still a KV at 21
>i got to see literal aspies with fedoras and autism shoes cuddling with semi-cute girls, while I'm still a lonely fuck

just end it
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>>26027834
>going to a college because your friend goes there

Huge mistake
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>made tons of friends in high school
>was pretty normie
>something snapped in my brain at 18 and now i'm an antisocial jackass who can't even hold a conversation anymore

kill me

just kill me. at least i still have two old highschool friends who ill be bros with for life, but i rarely see them. not having any real college friends sucks

i guess deep down ive always been an autist who needed to rely on my pre existing friends to make new friends. but now that i'm in college i don't have a friend wingman anymore so now i'm lost
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>>26027834
>choose to go to the same school instead of one that was offering me scholarships

Had you made a different decision you would have still ended up alone, but in less debt.
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>>26028005
>rely on my pre existing friends to make new friends

That's called "being a normal person"
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>>26021804
Cyborg hug, we look like the other but we aren't.
WE'RE NOT THOSE FUCKING NORMIES!
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>>26028047
doesn't seem very normie to me

how am i supposed to make friends if i don't already have a friend wingman?
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>>26026706
>join vidya club at school
>even the people there act like normies
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>>26025994
Carleton here senpai
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>>26028068
You really think normies just dive into social situations knowing no one?
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>>26026706
The anime club is pretty chill here, we are just 4 people and I think everyone is a robot besides that one girl. We usually just choose some older and currently airing shows and watch them at the afternoon 4 times during the week. We even met up at new years, because nobody had to do something. It is the first time, that I actually feel like I belong somewhere and I'm happy that nobody else is joining. This group should stay like that
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>>26028084
there's always a club with autists dude

didn't you go to your club fair? there was a fucking anime club, there was even a club for people who liked old japanese weapons like katanas and naginatas and shit

i still have a picture i took with this spergy looking guy holding pic related kek
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>haven't even been to the uni building in 8 months, before that went there for a year just to eat, now i just make my own food
>haven't completed more than a single course in the last 2 years
>completely fell out of the loop
>afraid to sign to new courses because I know I wont go
>not getting study bucks from government at the moment
how do I get back in
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>>26028101
what program you in f a m
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>>26026706
yep, joined an anime club but most of the people there are normie fucks
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>>26028278
sciences m8, you?
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Warning: "college is fun" meme does not apply to average state colleges
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>>26028148
now you are talking about something else.
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>>26027351
>professor actually takes me apart to talk to me about my results

In front of the whole class?

fuck
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>>26028180
Yes. It was a small school and that was the only weird club there. I guess the other autists didn't join clubs or had made their own social group before I joined. Only met one neckbeard, but he was a fucking asshole.

Should have joined the gun club
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>>26028306
going into criminology next year
inb4 stem fags rek me
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>tfw you saw that one guy in your programming class who's like 50 years old

Makes me sad t b h, I just realize that neither of us have any friends which puts us on equal footing with one another
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>>26028367
no not in front of the whole class you mong do you even higher education
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>>26028150
Are the other guys exactly like you? What about the girl, wouldn't there be fights because somebody wants to date her?
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>>26028421
good luck m8, hopefully we make it
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Average Day:
>wake up
>go to class
>eat alone
>go to dorm to play videogames
>go to next class
>eat alone again
>go back to dorm
>have short awkward conversation with normie roommate
>study
>sleep

And on weekends I go to my parent's house

10/10 havin a blast, thx mom and dad
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>>26028576
you just described my average day
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>tfw i'll never meet another robot to be alone together with

I just want to do independent things around someone else doing other independent things. Why do normies find this so weird?
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>>26021340
People still say it to me.
Hell, my grandmother said those very same words last week.
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>>26028576
>>26028872
my exact routine as well

what is your major?
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>>26025782
ticket to a freak show

my place
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>>26028576
Yep, pretty much the same, besides the roommate conversation
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>>26028486
One guy is a druggie and often messages us, how much he hates life when he is drunk, often popping some psychedelics too, the girl dresses really tomboyish and spends most of her time at home, the other guy is really shy and probably gay, atleast he dresses really girly, he also has a really autistic steam profile, so he probably erps and crossdress. I actually really like these people, we all are autistic in a way
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>>26028931
Chemical physics
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>>26028576
same, I just keep on a perpetual pissed face to repel all normies and stacies.
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>>26028367
pretty sure that's illegal
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>>26027949
i rather be alone than hangout with those faggots
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>>26028931
Cybersecurity
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>>26021774
>America has trillions of dollars of debt from student loans
>Stupid people graduate with degrees from universities all the time
You have no excuse.
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>>26021869
it's okay, one day you'll succeed.
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>its all the same
>all grey
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Who /uselessdegree/ here?

>majored in philosophy
>realize it's a dead end and I'm fucked for life
>tell people I'm a chemistry major
>no friends so I'll never be questioned on it too much
>tfw I bought a lab coat from the school store and sometimes walk around with it so people think I'm an important chemistry major
>actually want to fucking kill myself
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>>26029209
Actual chemistry major here, don't do the lab coat thing. It's considered very poor taste among lab workers - who knows what dangerous shit is on the lab coat? Carry around a physical chem textbook instead or something, you might learn something while you're at it
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>tfw have more fun and happiness at my minimum wage job than going to school learning a degree that is hard as fuck to get a job for
I feel like dropping out, but I'm so close to finishing.
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>>26026133
Because real life sucks.
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>gotta make an app for class
>group project
>hate group projects because either I do all of the work or none of the work
>no ideas
>already letting team down
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>>26029209
why do you think people will notice you?
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>>26029066
>implying America's debt is from giving out student loans
>implying federal loans come close to the cost of most schools now
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>university has required PE classes to graduate
>take volleyball since it's not a very hard sport
>class is full of varsity volleyball girls
>they all talk shit about my small arms and how I can't get my serves over the net
>they trample over me and knock me down even when I'm set to hit
>hit in the face 3x so far, twice from girls kicking the ball, once from having it spiked in my face
>want to cry every time I go to class
>10 more classes left
I fucking hate women and how fucking cruel they always have to be all the time
I literally just want this class so I can graduate but it's fucking high school torture all over again
and the minute I mention how I hate women for being so cruel and unempathetic, I get called a neckbeard and told NAWALT
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>>26029257
Finish it anon! You can do this!
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>>26029334
do they make you lick their sweaty feet and sit on your face with their sweaty cunts and asses in the girl's change room?
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>>26021061
/summer/ when lads? cant hold out much longer
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>1st year, shit grades, no friends
>2nd year, resolve to do better
>top of most of my classes
>suddenly everyone wants to be my friend
>not really, they just want to mooch off me
>mfw a bunch of a normies ask me to join their study group
>4th year and still no gf

fuck everyone and fuck uni
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>>26029295
Final semester comp sci major here. There's always at least one person in the group who never talks and just gets assigned the most boring grunt work by the rest of the group. As long as you at least do that much, no one will really resent you.
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>>26029412
no because I'm a guy and it's not some high school fantasy
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>>26029486
anon can you get some perverted japanese sensei to teach you secret volley ball technique to drop dem panties?
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>>26029238
>who knows what dangerous shit is on the lab coat

Wow, America is so fucked up they think they might get shot by a chem major.
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>>26029559
What? The idea is that you might have gotten acid or something on your lab coat and don't want to get that out in the open. Same reason why bio majors are not allowed to wear gloves outside the laboratory.
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>>26029209
>he thinks people wear labcoat outside of labs

stop embarrassing yourself
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>>26029607
to be fair lots of dumbass freshmen and internationals do anyway, including various types of med researchers

however you should not want to come off as anything like these people
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>>26029607
I've seen people do it though
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>>26021061
I mean, its not like highschool wasn't worse. at least in my university career i've gotten laid a few times and study something mildly interesting
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>>26029696
>i've gotten laid a few times

out
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>>26025750
but they're unattractive
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>full ride academic scholarship to the most awful private college in the fucking state, if not the entire southern united states
>every other student is borderline retarded
>professors give high school level work
>double majoring in both accounting and business because hey, it's free so why not make the most of it
>business classes are all common sense fucking garbage with massive amounts of homework and quizzes that were stolen from quizlet test banks
>accounting is super fucking hard because the teachers are incompetent and don't even teach for the entire class period but test as if they did
>wanted to work with the FBI or IRS but now i don't even think i'll be able to pass a CPA exam without additional years of fucking prep work
>0 friends
>maybe 5 acquaintances
>girls are all attracted to camo-wearing truck-driving redneck faggots
>no artsy girls on the entire fucking campus, much less any robots at all
>every club i've shown up for was either garbage or was filled with stupid faggots and normies
>can't even take a politics minor like I'd planned because the fucking goddamn business degree requires too many hours
>buy my own food because i can't handle the social anxiety of going to the cafeteria and eating alone
>spend like $200 of my own money every month on food like salami and olives and chicken tenders
>play video games 100% of the time that i'm not sleeping or in class
>gained 40 pounds in 2.5 years
>don't feel any smarter
>at least 10x more depressed
>the only person i even talk to is the school counselor who i've been seeing for the entire last semester every single week
>tfw he's leaving after this semester because the school is awful
>if only i was so lucky
i'm fucking miserable and it gets worse daily
lately i've just been getting angry instead of sad
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>>26029836
>every other student is borderline retarded

I have some bad news for you anon...
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>>26029865
what
are you implying that i'm retarded?
on full academic scholarship riding a 3.93 GPA with two majors?
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>>26029836
What school, anon? Is it in Texas?
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>>26029940
north carolina

i'm almost confident this school only exists as part of a money laundering scheme orchestrated somehow through the football team, and they only give out academic scholarships as a way to prop up their averages
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>>26027294
It's different for everyone, it could be the best time of your life, hang on to your hope anon.
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>>26029876
ye, pretty much everything beside that is handled pretty retard-ly
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>>26029876
Your classes don't sound awfully hard m8
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>>26030022
>>26030027
maybe i am retarded and i just don't realize it

one more thing on the fucking list i guess
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>>26030008
>Private, liberal arts women's college
>Taking accounting and business

Holy fuck you really cucked yourself, transfer out of that shithole ASAP
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anyone else /mcgill/ here

everyone here is so fucking skinny and good looking and sociable it has made me want to die even more than I already do
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>>26030071
no money
the only reason i'm here in the first place

and fuck student loans, i'd rather die than be jewed slowly
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>>26030074
me

>go into uni with a bf, dreams of med school, and relative mental health
>now 3 years in, 3 more years to go bc switching degrees, no bf, depression and anxiety that's getting worse every year
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>surrounded by chads, staceys, and normies loving each other
>being sexiled by 5'0 100 pound gay roommate twice
>got called a faggot for using my telescope to see Venus in September
>go back home

>parents ask me about girls (ny dad promised that I would find a girl)
>asshole chads from my old school make fun of me for going to the gym (even though I started going 7 months ago)
>see older brother kissing his gf in his car and on the living room couch to star wars episode 2
>14 year old brother now has a gf who he texts late at night
>see my younger brother take condoms from my older brother's wallet

I just want to start over...
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>>26021289
>>accommodation given to you
Not if your parents aren't well off
>>free education (unless you live in a third world country)
America is a third world country then
>>ludicrous amount of free time
Unless you need to work in addition to classes
>>surrounded by hundreds of people your own age, many just as insecure as you
>Surrounded by hundreds of chads and stacies who want nothing to do with you
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>>26030057
don't let me bring you down

practice the weaker part of yourself
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>tfw your grandmother sends you a postcard with some money in it and tells you to ask out a nice girl to dinner
>tfw you haven't spoken to a female in weeks, if not months
>tfw you ordered a tenga masturbator with the money
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>>26030142
>being sexiled by 5'0 100 pound gay roommate twice

can you arrange it in a way so that it suits the /ss/ fantasy?
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>went to liberal arts school
>60% female
>thought you were gonna get pussy
>55% male college next door
>all the girls go there for bfs and sex
>decent math and cs program
>but not great, just really theory heavy

I probably made a mistake, but at least they have a really fucking good career center
seriously though, they have like 95% job placement in local companies
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>>26030214
I think you misunderstood her, the money was probably for the hookers since she knows you can't get laid. Now, you proved that you still can't get laid, even with money.
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>>26029334
>mandatory pe in college

Nigga wut
>>
>Chair of the History Dept wants to revive the History Club
>literally her bitch and comply that I will help
>first day, everyone already knows and hates me
>they hate me because I'm the only history tutor hired by the school and I do SI for said chair
>they hate me because they have no opportunities to get "experience"

Doesn't help that 75% of are probably Marxists.
Is the gay club a good way to get laid or is it full of SJW?
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>>26030262
>went to liberal arts school
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>>26030281
she's senile, she probably doesn't understand what my sexual prowess is like
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>>26026706
The only clubs at my uni are for minority, female, LGBT and religious students. If you're none of the above you're on your own.
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>>26030298
read:
>decent math and cs programs
>have amazing career center and ridiculously high job placement rate
sure it's a bullshit school, but it's not a complete waste
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>>26030262
>liberal arts
>school
Are you in the top of your kek there?
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Long shot but who Oregon Tech Wilsonville here?? Let's do one of those double murder suicide things that never seem to work out. Hopefully you will be the one to not get a bullet and forever live with the guilt of manslaughter on your hands
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>>26030282
The California Community Colleges force you to do that shit to get into a Cal State Uni.
They also force you to do it for an associates degree.
Not sure if the Cal States also force you to.
UCs don't.

>>26030293
Just flaunt your shit in their faces, they are history majors, usually low test, meaning they won't do shit to you.
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>>26030340
Notifying police
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>>26030074
lel

met my friend's gf once, she's going to mcgill, in our 5 min of very normie conversation, I asked about her parents and everything, putting words in her mouth joking etc

then I learned from my friend's bro that she was adapted
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>>26030367
Thanks friend-o (btw this robot can suck a cock)
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>>26030262
UWaterloo?
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>>26030510
no, not even close to where I go to school
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>>26024281
This hits way too close to home

Original commentary
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>>26024281
>eating alone
>mom prepares fish everyday because it is good for smarts
>mackerel
>everyday people stare at me in the microwave room and in the dinning area while I was alone
>eventually told to not bring fish anymore
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>>26030689
holy shit wow

not even kidding, you need to columbine those fucking faggots
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>>26021061
>high school is the best time of your life!
>university is the best time of your life!
>it gets better after university!
>just wait until you hit 30/35/40, it gets better!
>not long now, youre almost retired!
Life is shit and people are shit for telling gullible retards otherwise
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>>26021804
>>26022395
>>26027184
>>26028062
How do you do fellow cybros?
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the worst is when you thought you were having the time of your life , that you just got unlucky. 10 years later you realize that everyone actually hated you.
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>>26027123
Hi Jeff
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As much as I hate college, and everything about it was terrible. The sad fact is, after you graduate it is all downhill from there
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one week till my first exam
I learned all the lecture material, then checked the discussion forums on our online "blackboard" site and all the students are asking questions about deep shit that is kind of outside what we learned in the lectures
and you need to write an essay for 40% of the exam marks which requires "outside reading"
I don't really care enough about my subject to do any of that
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>>26025750
I don't know where you live but at my uni there do not exist girls ugly/fat enough to be in my league

I'm so sick of being surrounded by attractive people
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>commute to my university
>in my 3rd year
>zero friends

Would it change if I moved into a dorm? I'm scared to do so because I feel really comfy with my zero debt situation right now
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>>26028005
>made tons of friends in high school
>was pretty normie
>something snapped in my brain at 18 and now i'm an antisocial jackass who can't even hold a conversation anymore

Are you me ? I heard it happens to a lot of people as well. Don't really know why.
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>>26027556
it's funny because they're obviously autistic, but they get gfs because they're actually confident for some retarded ass reason. there's so many of those types in my programming class and it makes it unbearable.
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Anyone here chad state university?

Asu
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HS/Uni/Whatever

nothing ever changes

if youre an undesirable, your life will suck
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>lectures are a waste of time, usually just reading off powerpoints or doing example questions from textbooks

I only go on monday, just for the mandatory tutorials. I've made zero friends because I literally do not go to school (i didnt even go to to tutorials the other semesters), but I don't think you can even make friends in lectures. You either live in the dorms or you're fucked
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>study
>4th year now
>spend most of my time playing vidya and not learning
>somehow managed to complete most of it
>learned nearly nothing of value anyway
>kids knew more than I do now in the first year
>have to do an internship soon
>already sweating because I know fuck all about the field I study in

I made zero friends and I learned nothing.
The piece of paper I get at the end is useless.
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>>26033276
I'm first year in dorms and it basically forced me to get acquainted with the people I share my kitchen with even though I didn't put in any effort and spend most of my time in my room
I've been out with them to the Christmas market or whatever before which was nice
they try to get the rest of the kitchen group involved in stuff
but they stop existing for me the second holidays start basically
also one of the Jap girls said I'm "scary" in Japanese once
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>>26022320
>first semester in bionics engineering
>failed all of my exams as of late
>I'm going to fail two hours later
>I'll fail tomorrow too
Fuck I need a drink.
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>>26026706
>tfw the only club is a movie-club at my uni
>they have pleb taste in movies
Doesn't matter I have a one person exclusive anime-vidya club at home.
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>>26021289
>>ludicrous amount of free time

How's that degree in flipping burgers going?
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>start highschool
>somehow start lifting
>go to a party
>fuck old classmate
>suddenly gf
>literally free sex
>bout to graduate
>go to army
>lose gf cuz of "omg u are never here"
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Cant wait to finish uni and become a NEET again
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>2nd year in college
>go out with some friends to a party after being pressured
>anxious the whole time and sure everyone is making fun of me
>eventually get pretty drunk and start loosening up
>start talking to this girl, i'll call her A
>we start to hit it off and she's clearly having a good time
>share similar interests and realized we were from the same area, just went to different schools
>get her number before leaving
>next day text her asking to hang out
>we do and spend a few hours just fucking around and grab a bite to eat before going on our separate path
>next day i text her, no response and assume she's busy with schooling
>day after that i text her again, nothing
>the day after, same thing
>didn't see her at school so i get worried
>text her a few more times (about 5ish over the course of a couple hours) all with no response
>finally get a response back that night telling me to stop texting her
>text her back asking what i did wrong and no response
>decide to just call her but it never went through
>repeat this for like 30 minutes before giving up and sleeping
>next day at school i don't see her again, once more
>text her and ask if she's doing okay and if i can help with anything
>nothing back

w-what do i do guys? we had so much in common and she's super pretty and she clearly enjoyed talking to me so what do you think her deal is?
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>>26035233
>she clearly enjoyed talking to me
How did you possibly get this idea even after typing that cringey shit out
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>>26035233
Obviously when you met up the next day she saw you for who you really are.

>Please never text more than once
>EVER
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>>26035233
You should have waited longer before texting her.
And texting her again after she did not respond to the first one was the one that ended it all.

Try to talk to her IRL after 2 weeks or so. do not text or call.
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>met the worst people in my life in school
>school in general was a giant grades farm and a breeding ground for internal conflicts among other students
>70% of the thing's that we studied were unpractical bullshit and even some ancient mythology crap that makes no sense to logical humans
>you must get through school or die in poverty
>why do you care whats the subjects of study are, just pass the exams!
>never treated bullying, racism or anything like that ever
>yelled at parents that couldn't afford fucking shitholes no one ever goes to
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>>26021289
Where the fuck is uni free?

It aint here in aus.
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>>26021061
It is, not that I have a gf and some true friends.

It took 5 years of uni for that to happen though, whilst for most people, it took a week.
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well i texted her a lot after she didn't answer the first time because i assumed that she had her phone set to not vibrate or make noise, so i sent maybe 20ish texts and she responded to a couple of them but 99% of which she ignored and this went on for the 3 days of texting and i sent maybe the same amount every day.

i think i probably said something to make her nervous so she told me to stop texting her.

>>26035259
but we had a really good time and i even asked if she was having fun and she told me that she was

>>26035267
>do not text or call
well i don't want to and the only other option would be to see her in person but she isn't in the class we share anymore and i never see her anywhere else ;_;
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>>26035300
Listen, im not sure what you are not getting.

Text ONCE, if she does not reply, do not text again.

I dont care if 100 years passes, even the spergiest of spergs can grasp something as simple as this.
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>>26021289
>accommodation given to you
Accommodation on or near campus costs more than anybody who isn't being supported by parents can afford while studying.
>free education (unless you live in a third world country)
Incredible debt that I plan on leaving the country to escape.
>ludicrous amount of free time
Maybe if you don't have to work full time in addition to studying just to continue to put food in your mouth.
>surrounded by hundreds of people your own age, many just as insecure as you
Surrounded by hundreds of trust fund faggots who I've literally had stop talking to me when I mentioned what area I lived in. At best I get treated like a third class citizen, at worst I get ignored.
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>>26035327
so i should just text her once now? what do i even say?

pls help ;_; i know she likes me, and i don't understand why she's acting like this. do you think she's sick, maybe?
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>>26035351
lol

she doesn;t like you. She wants you to fuck off.

If you sent 20 texts you should get 20+ texts back.
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>>26035351
Just wait a little while man, please for the love of all fuck do not text her now.

Maybe say sorry in a few days and say you were drunk/your friend sent them? Doubt she will buy that though
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>>26027834
had remotely same experience
only that i didn't fully rely on that guy because he was constantly switching up between social circles, ended up being 2 faced shithead
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>>26035364
yeah but you don't know if she does or not. she might just be sick and maybe her not responding is how she says no to things? i mean i asked her if she wants to hang out again and i asked her about movies and if she wants to be my gf just to see if she was reading them, and she didn't answer that one so who knows?

also it was only 20 like each day! i hope she's just okay and wasn't able to answer them all but it's still weird she isn't answering

>>26035367
i couldn't wait i'm sorry ;_; i sent her

"hey A im not going to be at school today, so sorry for that! i wanted to say sorry too for talking to you so much but i'm just worried about you and you know. sorry im getting a little embarrassed now. ;_; anyways, bye!"

i hope she responds soon, my hands are shaking. i'm really nervous.
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>>26035429
>she might just be sick and maybe her not responding is how she says no to things?

She didn't answer because she doesn't want to deal with your shit and is hoping you get the message.

Really hope you don't share any classes with her, or her friends, because she's going to spill the beans and gossip about it.

You also post weeaboo shit in all your posts so I think you're just baiting us.
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>>26035429
You fucked it.
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>>26026756
>in grades completion program
>6/10 russian girl sits next to me
>not the best face out there but body is tight
>didn't do anything because i was depressed little pothead
>would totally bone the living fuck out of her today

why
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>>26035469
i'm sorry ;_; i'm just posting pictures that are somewhat similar to how i feel. should i not do that? i usually post on /jp/ but i can't really get relationship advice there but i saw this thread when i was browsing and it sorta fit my situation.

but back to the point at hand, why wouldn't she just tell me no then? well i mean she did say not to text her but i think she was just testing me to see if i actually care, which i do! ;_; i just don't really know how to show it in a way she'll answer me.

>>26035472
how? i just send a kind text apologizing, that's it!
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>>26035500
This is now confirmed bait
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>>26035500
Just stop messaging her.
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>>26035500
>but back to the point at hand, why wouldn't she just tell me no then?

Because girls don't want to deal with it that's why. She doesn't know what to do or say to get you to leave her alone, so she'll just pretend you dont exist.

I can guarantee she has the hots for some other guy.
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>>26035500
STOP POSTING
STOP TEXTING
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>>26035520
it's not bait, i'm serious! i just want help, okay?

>>26035528
okay, okay. i sent one more and i'm done for now. if she doesn't answer my one from before should i try to call her, or what? ;_; i hope she sees it. what if she accidentally skips that one?

>>26035544
but that doesn't sound like her at all. A wouldn't really want to date someone else because we have more or less everything in common! ;_;

ahhh. relationships suck! well, they don't, but being inexperienced with relationships sucks!
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>>26024087
>TFW everyone relatively similar to me is a beta cuck so they're autistic as all hell when I try to talk to them.
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>>26035578
Are you autistic? Dont do anything, just forget about her.
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>>26025488
Be as straight-forward as possible. Just start a conversation over something you know you two have in common. If you guys share a class, this is easy as fuck. If you have time, walk with her after class and, at the end of the walk, ask for her number. I suck at talking to women but I'm kind of seeing someone right now because of this.
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>>26025508
College freedom is a meme.

>Have to read about the most boring shit every night.
>Have to write papers about shit no one cares about.
>Have to listen to the most boring people talk about the most boring subjects.
>When your day is finally over, all you want to do is be alone but your shit-eating roommate is in your dorm.
>There's nowhere you can just be alone.
>Freedom
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It smells like stale pizza, piss bottles, and magic the gathering in here

No wonder stacy is repulsed
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>>26035613
>kind of seeing someone
orbiter detected.
you either are, or you aren't.
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>>26035611
there's no need for name calling!

i can't forget about her when i love her so much. i know that she's the one for me and i don't understand why she isn't answering me.

it's still kind of early in the day so she's probably still asleep. when do girls usually wake up? i want to send her a really nice good morning text, maybe. or even call her to say good morning.

actually id be too embarrassed for that ;_;
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>>26021061
nah, early childhood was the best
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>>26026004
>TFW all everyone around you talks about is parties, drugs, booze, and sex.
>TFW you don't party.
>TFW you don't do drugs.
>TFW you don't drink.
>TFW you're a kissless virginfag.
>TFW when you're "the buzzkill".
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>>26035636
But I love my subject.

The lack of alone time is real though, even in a single room in a dorm there is a shitton of noise 24/7. There is always that one guy who brought his massive speaker system who will at most turn the volume down 1% if you say it's too loud.
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>>26026706
Tried to join an anime club but there's no socializing. They just sit everyone down and say, "We're watching this today" and pop a show on. There were some pretty good looking ladies there. I almost went out with one but she wasn't looking for anything at the time. I haven't gone to any other meetings. As far as I know, the club could've broken up.
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>>26021804
>Too smart for Normies (always calling them out on their ignorance)
>Too good looking and tall for robots (Ree)

JUST Obscure my feels up
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>>26021061
Really? Too bad I spent it all without making any friends
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>>26031399
Being a cyborg is like being in limbo. I'm super relieved that I'm not in the hell of being a robot anymore (thanks, cognitive behavioural therapy) but I get daily panic attacks about deadlines and constantly skip social events because they're still terrifying.

Still, no point complaining. I urge any robots to seek professional psychological help, it won't instantly solve your problems but it'll make the hole you're in a bit shallower.
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>>26035674
Pls tell me college won't REALLY be like this ;-;
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>>26035733
>Too smart for Normies (always calling them out on their ignorance)
It's better if you engage people politely rather than "call them out", they'll be much more receptive. And it's always possible neither of your are right, I've found I'm much more relaxed when I accept the limits of my knowledge.

>>26035821
The 1st year is definitely this, I absolutely hated it. But the way I got around it was going to a few societies, there's much less social pressure, especially if it's one based on an activity like writing or watching movies.

I still feel like an alien for hating clubbing though.
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Is learning several subjects from scratch doable in a fortnight? I have exams then and I was wondering is it worth it and how many hours I should do a day?
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>>26035898
If you are even asking this, you don't have the right mindset. Tell someone in your department that you've had serious trouble with the material. If they're aware of it, they will be much more open to letting you do re-sits.
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>>26035897
I don't literally shout them down, just ask them what they meant and to explain themselves. This ALWAYS leads to normies getting offended and speaking in tongues in order to worm their way out of explaining themselves. They always open their mouths loudly and proudly as if they are infallible. I never speak first on politics, religion or anything serious, they ALWAYS bring it up, I'm just not so much of a pussy to not press them to explain themselves.

There is always a vocal, holier than thou normie in a social setting, they just seldom run into someone like myself. I'm not even the smartest or most clued in of people but next to these types I'm a prodigy.

You must have seen them, they always go unchallenged. I'm a bit of a coward but hearing people spread lies and doing wrong makes me mad enough to surmount it.
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first time visting r9k, it sounds like you guys don't live life on your own terms, and/or study TOO much.

There's a balance, and you have to find it. Don't get me wrong, life is shitty and theres oppression all around, but why focus on that. I mean, look how much all of you can relate, why not band together based on that?
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>>26035707
I have no real problems with my subject. I just hate all the required useless shit I have to take. I'm forced to take a fucking English class that's the exact same as every other English class I've ever taken. If colleges just let people take the classes that had to do with their major, college would be 2 years.
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>>26021289
>>free education (unless you live in a third world country)

Only rich people study in public colleges,the poor ones goes to shitty private institutions and robots like me are just complete losers "scarecuties" who every weekend drinks alone to death while watch normies and chad with their cuties while think about suicide or turn into some sorrowful wander.

College only means sorrow if you don't know the social codes of this now days normie young people society.
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>>26035928
I think it is too late for that and besides I want to get it over and done with. Any tips or suggestions?
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>>26035897
man, I'd go to societies if they didn't all suck ass.

>Tried to join a news society but all they wanted to talk about was Uggs and Macklemore: the hottest artist of 2013.
>Tried to join an anime society but all they did was watch anime, no socializing.
>Tried to join a film society but all they wanted to do was watch shit indie movies.
>Tried to join a film-making society but all they do is make other people's ideas, not their own. I'm more of a creative person as opposed to being technical so that didn't click with me.
>Thought about joining the late night show they do here but I saw a script once and almost puked. It was the cringiest thing I've ever read and I come on here daily.
>Thought about joining the improv group but they had some autistic name I can't remember and it was PG so that's no fun.
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>>26021114
Same here I got lumped with a bunch of insufferable normies who spent the whole of last semester sneering at me and excluding me from everything. I'm glad I've left now anyway.
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>>26035821
People will say college is what you make it but that is a lie. College is college and nothing you do can change what happens. You are given the people you are surrounded by, the clubs that are available, and the classes you take. You are simply forced to go through the motions and get a shit-load of debt so that you can get a piece of paper that MIGHT land you a job a few states away so you're forced to uproot you're entire life for a 5-year non-paying internship. College is a scam.
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First protip: LIFE is the best time of your life. Not enjoying it? You're doing it wrong.

Second protip: University lectures are free in Scandinavia, and everyone is handed a scholarship. The scholarship turns into a loan if you fail your exams, however.

Third protip: Yes, the US educational system is comparable to the third world. It's inefficient and horribly expensive. The US educational system is one of many big reasons why you should consider moving to Europe at your very first opportunity.
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>>26036079
>TFW when I get dirty looks from everyone in my hall even though I've done nothing wrong and haven't even talked to most of them.
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>>26036108
>went out to check if mail service is open today
>old man walk towards me
>give me legit "i want to kill you" kind of look
>was ready to pull fists but nothing happened
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>19
>Want to get drunk and party and laugh
>No one ever invites me to parties
>Only "friends" are a couple of Christian normies who I play cards with
>Can't even be edgy around them
>Don't feel like I can truly bee myself
>Have to put on false personality just to be around these people I have nothing in common with
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Should I continue with my degree, I have done 13 out of 24 units but I don't care about what I'm studying? Also it looks like I need internships to be viable but I don't have the resume to get one.
>studying accounting
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>>26036108
It's awful. They pretty much took one look at me on the first day and decided I wasn't worthy of being in their clique. Not that I would want to anyway, they're some of the most insipid, shallow people I've met, their arrogance just triggers me.
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>>26027482
Are you me? original comment desu
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>>26035988
It has nothing to do with whether you want to learn it or not, it has to do with making money for the worthless professors and the university. If people didn't have to take courses that weren't required for their degree, the professors of useless shit like English and philosophy would all be out of jobs, and nobody would major in any of that stupid shit, and our society and economy would become more productive as a whole. It's all the Jews fault anon
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>>26036050
>late night show
wtf is this? what college? also post examples from the script
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>>26035988
Fucking this. I never once enjoyed taking English in school and they still don't let you escape it in college.

Plus my professor was a feminist that made the class write about identity politics, so I had to write even stupider bullshit in those essays
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ITT people too stupid to effectively read a text and discuss its themes cry about being challenged in English and Philosophy classes
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>>26036226
>>26027482

They say uni is where you truly find out that you're just a really small fish in a really, really large pond.
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>>26036303
Maybe we just don't care about any of that stupid shit because it has literally nothing to do with our major and it's a fucking waste of time, kill yourself tripfag
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>>26036050
>Tried to join a film society but all they wanted to do was watch shit indie movies.
Try broadening your horizons, nigga. Even if you don't enjoy the movie itself you've got a talking point to start socializing with the people in the club.

I mean, shit, I saw Labyrinth last week with my society and thought it was fucking terrible, but we had a good time talking about how insane it is.
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>>26036322
Boo fucking hoo. I don't give a shit if you're a muh STEM major, if you're incapable of analyzing text and constructing decent rhetoric then you don't deserve a degree.
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Has uni made anyone else's depression worse?

I'm forced to live on campus, walking from class to class almost literally everyone else is with their friends or girlfriends, unless their schedule simply doesn't allow it. At lunch and dinner in the cafeteria, every other person sits with their group of friends or their bfs/gfs. Even people who look like massive faggots (and are), overweight guys, other short guys, the all have someone else. They're not lonely. It's made me realize my personality is inherently shit. I'm unlikable. I'm boring. I'm constantly reminded of that.

I spent the past hour or so this morning trying not to cry from loneliness and contemplating suicide again.
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>>26036368
You're right, you are a shitty person. Especially your raging homophobia.

You should either work on not being a shitty person or get it over with and off yourself already.
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>>26036368
its not that trust me, normies are just amazing bootlickers and will do everything to get in a circle

iv seen cyborgs trying to get circles and suffered abuse until they got in, its not worth it and if anyone tells you anything just tell him to fuck off until you find sane people
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My mental health improved a lot since I dropped out and became a NEET, back in 2012.
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>>26036022
>I think it is too late for that
It's not. I absolutely failed everything in my first year because of being so depressed, but luckily I managed to tell the department that things were going really badly, and they were willing to let me re-take the year if I couldn't complete my exams.

Also, about getting it "over and done with", think about what you'll do next. Is dropping out really better than getting some help from the university?

If you're like me, you don't want to talk about it and want it to be over. But that didn't make me feel any better. If you feel shitty about having to explain the situation (totally understandable) contact your department by email to avoid a face-to-face meeting.
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>>26036344
Fuck you you stupid faggot, do you think liberal arts majors should be forced to know engineering concepts, coding, and advanced calculus as well?
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>>26023301
dropped out twice too, found a mediocre job though
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>>26036303
>>26036344
>you don't enjoy doing this boring shit
>hurr durr you're just bad at it and don't do it right
Great job analyzing the text in this thread, fucko
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>>26036386
I don't hate homosexuals; I'm not straight myself. I can't have a proper, enjoyable fap unless I have something up my butt. I'm saying that even people who are flamboyantly gay fit right in and have no trouble making friends or having relationships.

>You should either work on not being a shitty person or get it over with and off yourself already.
I've tried the former. I need to find out a good method for the latter. I'm working on it.

>>26036395
I find that incredibly hard to believe.
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>>26036410
>>26036419


you stupid shits, nobody's forcing you to take a senior level survey course of post-modern literature. If you honestly struggle with the entry-level english classes you have to take, you're stupid as fuck. Sorry 2 say.

Calculus isn't even hard, lemoa
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>>26036426
just trust me, there was this guy who would only talk to me if no one was around, would simply latch on whoever more socially appealing at the time.

im assuming you don't like to analyze social dynamics, but if you would see people the way i see them you would get even more depressed
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>>26036415
Are you me? I worked throughout my second attempt but inevitably crashed. Still working and saving up for nothing.
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>>26036431
>criticizes others reading/writing skills
>can't even comprehend a conversation on an online image board
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>>26036431
>if you honestly struggle with the entry-level english classes

That's not the point you retarded fuckface, have you even been paying attention? The point is that the classes are boring and a waste of time and money. The fact that I have to pay some pony-tailed marxist 2 grand to learn something that only distracts me from shit that actually matters to what I want to study is complete horseshit.
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>>26036483

The conversation is idiots crying about how they have to take two or three english classes and how ~~bullshit~~ they are

Pls read more ok
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>>26036490

Have fun existing in the world without being capable of entry-level analysis. Enjoy your pointless cubicle job, I guess.

Meanwhile, "normies" like me who are actually intelligent will stomp all over pathetic nerdlings like you.
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>>26036500
ITS A WASTE OF MY FUCKING MONEY YOU WORTHLESS NIGGER CUNT

GODDAMN I KNOW THIS IS OBVIOUS BAIT BUT FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF HOLY SHIT
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>Everyone is having fun but you
>Somehow you are more isolated than ever
>Too much work to handle it
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>>26036500
Tripfagging really is the universal retard sign
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>>26036515
>>26036520


"BAWWW I'M TOO STUPID TO DO WELL IN ENTRY-LEVEL ENGLISH CLASSES, MUH WASTE OF MONEY"
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>>26036533
Butthurt English major detected
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>>26036533
you are simply not thinking outside the box
people who are over 20 don't give a fuck about mundane shit that won't help them in any way whatsoever, but dumb kids eat whatever you feed them
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>>26036547

I'm actually double-majoring in Mathematics and Creative Writing. Get on my level, nerd. :+)
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i have no idea where to post this but I really want to get this off my chest and i feel it's slightly applicable here.

I'm a sophmore in college and i work at a subway near where I go to school. One of my coworkers is a 24 year old med student, who goes to the med school at my university. this girl is honestly perfect. She is amazingly intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and isn't obnoxious or self-centered. She's kind and legitimately cares about other people. I can honestly say I've never been attracted to a woman in my life before this point. I've always had extreme trust issues and social anxiety due to a lot of events during my childhood. This woman is 4 years older than I am. Do I even have a chance robots? I'm not autistic or anything, i'm just shy and have no confidence, though I try not to let that show. I feel hopeless.
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>>26036462
what's your job? After learning a boring office job for 3 years I found work at a refugee shelter, surprisingly chill especially the night shift.

I still think about going back to college, but I have no clue what to study or if I could even handle any major.
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>>26036568
This doesn't excuse you from your retarded opinions even if this is true
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>>26036568
>Creative Writing
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>>26021289
Im a poor american so NONE of that applies to me if i ever went to college id be also working 40 hours a week
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>>26036588

Cry more because you're too stupid to be able to construct a decent rhetoric.
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>>26021061
>University is the best time of your life!

The sad thing is they're right, imagine how bad the rest of it will be. At least in uni you can make your own schedule and not be fired and be out on the street for the slightest mishap.
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>>26036606

Haha, yeah, creative writing is a joke, right? Poetry, fiction, plays. It's not like one of the most memorable people of the past 1,000 years was a playwright!

I already have an established publication history. Mock it all you want, it won't change the fact that you're a loser. :+)
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>>26036584
I somehow got hired as a croupier, despite having little to no experience in customer service. Pays good money and I was insomniac from depression back then anyway.

My guess is to find something you're okay with working on a regular basis. I chose architecture to study despite not having an interest in it and combined with depression and shitty mental strength, just lost it all. It was even worse when I worked myself up to re-enrol the next year and failed again.
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>>26035584
>people like me don't want to meet people like me

I know what you mean
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>>26036646
You're on r9k, pretty sure we're all losers :-)
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>>26036692

Nah, I come here to reclaim /r9k/ from the shut-in virgins.
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>>26036646
>claiming to be successful
>comes to /r9k/ to get mad at people who don't like English classes
You're embarrassing yourself
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>tfw your female teacher that is 38 years old is more cute and attractive than the stacies in your class
>tfw you did I did my best so she would notice me
>tfw it worked, she is my mentor now

honestly the only good thing to come out of this shithole that is my college life, literally not killed myself because of her
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>>26021804
Worst meme of 2016
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>>26021289
>robot
>1st worlder

pick one
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>>26036705

"Baw, I'm too stupid to do well in entry-level english classes! English is useless because I'm bad at it!"
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>>26036582
ask her out, if she needs time to think about it take it as a no
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>>26036582
>Do I even have a chance robots?
Only if you ask her out. All you need is 10 seconds of courage.
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thanks dudes now I know what NOT to do when I transfer from CC
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>>26036738
We've already covered this m8 >>26036419
I can see what good those important English classes have done for you
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>>26036738
>tips fedora

This comment is origin4l
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>>26021540

I disagree I see now that high school is the best time of our lives and that nothing improves

>only the last 2 years actually matter
>structure in your life
>you are a kid with no real responsibility
>other losers to befriend
>still that delusion that you are going to be something after it ends
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>be in sociology of religion class
>interested in the topic
>hoping for an unbiased look at different religions and how they relate to sociology
>instead get a class full of obnoxious losers who think they're smarter than the professor
I should've seen it coming
every day in that class has been constant cringe
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>>26035993
dude i'm sorry but everyone around you is a chad and you are not, the problem is you, not them. go become a fucking chad.
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>>26030768
life isn't shit for normies, the rich bullies
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Quit being a loser and go make some friends

Come out of your shell a little bit, this is your last chance to learn how to be a normal human being
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>>26035674
>TFW when you're "the buzzkill"
>implying thats bad
>not taking pleasure in ruining everyones day
>not being a loud asshole

what they gone do, hit you? hell, we should hit them, we can play the retarded card
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>>26026706
All clubs like these are filled with autists. If you want to meet bots u gotta bust thorugh their door and drag them from their lonely bubble
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That's why I never went

I knew I'd never make friends

I mean I did I went for a year and I didn't meet a single fucking person except a girl who had a boyfriend but seemed interested in me but fuck that

And 5 years later and I still haven't made a friend or met a girl. God dammit
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>>26026706
>Join an anime club
>Don't even like anime except maybe Berserk (which was one season)

If they had a club called social pariahs then it would be more up my alley.
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>>26037086
>go up to people and start talking about what they're talking

>they just look at me crazy and don't start talking again until I leave after 30 seconds of silence
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>>26032551
This, although I never graduated and just simply dropped out. I mean you don't have responsibilities or pressure, but you just simply exist. LITERALLY NO ONE WILL CALL YOU UP OR GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOU.

Even your own parents stop giving you that half assed advice and simply leave you to rot. You're just a fucking burden at that point and would have been murdered if we lived 100 years in the past.

Then if you go to apply for welfare/benefits, prepare to be dehumanized to unimaginable depths, all those hollow words about "You're so smart" that you routinely heard in your youth will be drowned out by how you feel now. You are technically scum to your society, and you will be made to feel like it.

DEAD.
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>>26021289
>ludicrous amount of free time
What kind of shit humanities course are you doing? I have to stay in university around 10 hours per day and then study, and thank god my parents can support me and I don't have to work on top of it all
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>>26037102
true dat is true dat
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>>26036368
I was at most stressed at uni, when I dropped out I felt worthless, yet relieved.

I think it's two different things, with uni you have a lot of burdens and responsibilities, also the envy of people who have it better than you every day. But if you drop out, the only real feeling you get is complete apathy and being "lost" in life.
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>>26021061
>transfer student
>everyone already knows eachother
>can't make new friends

kill me.
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>>26026706
I'd rather kill myself than being associated with the faggotry that goes on in your average anime club
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how fast would I get kicked out of college acting like a liberal in hyperbole constantly

I just wanna troll the fuck out of everyone and fuck girls and pass
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>>26021289
Shit, where do you get free time? I wanna actually be able to work
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>4th year
>still no gf

anyone else?
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>>26021061

I remember Obama saying to college kids

"Remember to have fun!"

Haha what a funny guy.
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>>26037376
Fifth year, no gf here
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>>26021061
>University is the best time of your life!

The reality is it should be the best time of your life, but it isn't just given to you, which is why it should be the best time of your life. It's your time to learn to be independent and proactive in your life. If you don't internalize those things the rest of your life will be much, much worse. So it still works out to being the best time, because everything else is further downhill.
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>first day of chemistry lab
>Shot boiling water at qt 3.14 across lab bench
I think I got this whole social anxiety thing figured out guys
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>>26037473
this is a terrible advice
human being are social creatures, having no social life whatsoever makes you depressed and hinders whatever it is you are doing.
i mean why difference does it make if you have fancy house 100k job but no friends to share it with.
problem is normies think they are somehow smart by being social, most robots can see exactly what they are doing because only a normie can fool a normie
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>>26025488

Asking robots how to pick up. You're so silly.
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>>26037499
KEK
E
K
FUCK THE ROBOT JUST LET ME POST WITHOUT NEEDING TO TRY 5 TIMES TO FUCKING GET SOME BULLSHIT COMBONATION THAT HASNT BEEN DONE BECORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:)
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>>26036303
>I have never taken a philosophy class
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>>26025994
Fuck you cunts and your cold weather, try 40 degrees for the past week
centigrade
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>>26035233
The problem isn't you, she just found someone else better. Same thing happened to me, hit it off with this one girl who shared plenty of interests with me and we had loads of fun, but she stopped seeing me because she started hanging out with and dating a 6'3 Chad who doesn't share 90% of her interests.

It's a shame really but that's what happens when you're not Chad. You either have to settle for scraps (which normies get) or you will be alone.
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>>26021061
Yeah, it fucking sucks. I only have a few months left, and admittedly it has been a lot better this year, but I still won't be sorry to see the back of this place. Although it is definitely true that if you really try to better yourself and "put yourself out there" things do get a bit better, it's a place that socially pretty much just caters to Chads and Stacies.

My only concern is that making friends is going to be 10x more difficult outside of Uni, but at least people (hopefully) won't still have a high school mentality in the working world.

For anyone with more time left who's struggling socially, please at least get in shape, go to all of your classes and join a few societies. Can't promise you anything, but at least you won't have any regrets.
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>>26021289
>>ludicrous amount of free time
How's that basket weaving PhD doing?
Bet it makes great toilet paper
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>>26028101
I hear you guys have a stellar anime club
Do you attend?
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>actually starting to come out of my shell and talk to cute girls in my classes
>just before the 2nd week of classes starts i develop a giant fucking cold sore on my lower lip
>i really want to miss the entire week while it heals but i can't miss classes this early in the semester
>fuck my life
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>>26021371
>TFW 3600GBP loan
>TFW 4000GBP rent minimum

How to an hero best
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>0 friends
>0 acquaintances
>weirdo and loner who everyone avoids
>no gf ever

It feels bad.
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>>26037963
Slit thigh while in warm bathtub
Takes lots of aspirin to avoid blood clotting
Maybe take some percs, smoke a bowl, put on some nice music.
Slip into the abyss
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>>26037963
Move somewhere better nigger

Move off campus if you're on campus, move somewhere cheaper if you're off campus, and figure out bus routes if you don't have a car.
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>>26037922
>at least people (hopefully) won't still have a high school mentality in the working world.

You're gonna be incredibly disappointing. Most people (you and I included), stop developing mentally around 18-21.
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>>26038003
I'm literally living in the rough part of town.

Like, nobody wants to live here it's that bad.
4000 really is the lowest single-person room this city has.
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>>26038012
*disappointed

OCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOC
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>>26038033
>single-person room

there's your problem. single person units pretty much anywhere are expensive in comparison to rooming with a few other people.

living with randoms is ok as long as you can bolt lock your bedroom door when you're gone.
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>>26038033

yeah rent is fucking ridiculous these days. this whole world is basically fucked.

have you thought about just renting a cheap room from somebody? maybe tell them your situation and see if they'll take pity on you. you might get stuck with weridos but at least you won't be homeless. i'm lucky in that my parents help out with my rent.
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>>26037981
>go to happy ending massage yesterday
>fat white lady with big tiddies
>she's making convo
>for some reason tell her I lost my virginity to an escort, which is the truth
>she asks "why, don't you have a girlfriend?"
>never had one
>she doesn't say a word for the rest
>gives shit handjob and I leave
Even the whores judge us
Probably thought I was some angry virgin there to kill her
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>>26038073

always lie when girls ask if you've ever had a gf.

it's a catch-22 past a certain age. they won't date you if you've never been in a relationship, but you can't get into a relationship since no one is willing to date someone so inexperienced.
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>>26038073
I'm decently attractive too which you'd think would be good except obviously if I'm attractive and a loner then I must be some demented killer waiting to happen.
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>>26026735
and you choose some phantasy world you wish you would live in. tripwhore
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>>26029836
>high school level work
>accounting and business

I wonder why these 2 things fit so well together hmm
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>>26036252
I'm at a college with a focus on media and all that shit. I can't remember specifics but they were making these horrible Bill Clinton jokes because, you know, Bill Clinton jokes are still relevant...right? Most people here probably don't know who the fuck he is.
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>>26036303
>Implying we actually discuss anything worthwhile.
>Implying liberal English teachers don't force us to read cucked material and make us have long talks about the importance of diversity.
>Implying any English classes have any merit past grade 9.
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>>26038182

Thanks for proving my point. Consider suicide, desu.
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>>26036344
>Implying analyzing text and constructing decent rhetoric are good for anything other than being an English teacher.
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>>26038221
>it doesn't matter if I write like a 9th grader, NASA will surely hire me
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>>26036334
All they wanted to do was watch shit foreign films or autistic indie films which are just a bunch of random shit glued together by some bullshit message that isn't even there.
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>>26038221

have fun being incapable of anything other than tedious cubicle jobs :+)
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>>26021061
>>26021114
>>26021158
>>26021449
>>26021498
>>26021540
>>26021804
>>26021869
>>26021954
>>26022320
>>26024087
>>26026117
>>26026294


Sometimes I forget how effortless being a normie is. I have a hobby.
>talk to robots in and around lectures
>pretend to think they're alright
>do this for a while
>invite them to a "party"
>hint that they'll be girls there
>when they turn up at one of the houses, it's just me a couple of friends
>throw eggs etc. at them
>call them virgins, autists etc.
>they cry and run away
>no one believes we'd do this because we are all demi-chads

Done this 3 times but the lads don't think it's worth the effort to do it again.
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>>26021967

you're full of shit. they're legally obligated to get you assessed by a professional and possibly get involuntarily committed for a 72 hour hold at the very least. there's no way an RA just happened to come into your room twice when you were trying to off yourself.

"loud crying" coming from your room? lol.
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>>26028062
you more sound some regular autist
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>>26038263
No one would go on the internet and tell lies. This story must be true.
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>>26036510
I really hope you're trolling, because i'd hate to come to terms with someone being this utterly retarded. To reiterate what you were to ignorant to get the first four times, it has nothing to do with capability, but rather the fact of paying for something so trivial. If you were so intelligent you would have got a grasp on such a simple concept the first time. Now please kill yourself, for the sake of society.
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>>26038263
>Wasting perfectly good eggs
Why not just make omlettes and have a robot omlette party famica-san?
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>>26038541

Being capable of actually constructing a semi-decent rhetoric is not "so trivial". Thinking so indicates that you are, in fact, stupid.

Kill yourself.
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>>26038541
>inb4 I'm successful so I can be retarded
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>TFW I have a long talk with my Dad about me not thinking college is doing anything for me but wasting time and money because I'm in a bunch of shit classes that have nothing to do with my major or any of my interests.
>TFW he basically says that, if I want to drop out, it's fine but it's up to me.
>TFW I have no idea what I should do.
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>>26038541
It's bait anon.
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>>26037020
Share stories anon
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>>26038574
It's trivial in a sense that its easy and useless, anyone with a brain can do it so why should i pay thousands of dollars to learn nothing. Also thanks for proving my point, retard, the fact that you're too stupid to understand is humorous to me. Enjoy your pseudo intelligence, honestly i would act the same way if i had a mental disorder. Cheers
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>>26038613
You never know these days, i just wanted to lay down a few points and call it a day. Some people really are that stupid.
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>>26038613
But it's too stupid to be bait
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>>26038604

drop out and get a mentor in the field of your choice that doesn't absolutely require a degree (in other words, you obviously cant be a lawyer, doctor, psychologist, public school teacher etc).

Literally pick a field, and start cold calling/emailing successful people in that field and ask them to mentor you. Obviously this requires you to have some minimal social skills, but don't overestimate how much you actually need, their are successful people out their with bad social skills who also want a protege.
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>tfw made friends with a group of four guys in my computing group in the first week, two of them are weeaboos and the others mostly play vidya or watch movies
>We always sit together during lunch, play cards and talk about vidya and shit
I find it hard to believe that none of you guys have found anyone to relate to.
Maybe it's just the course I'm in but I've seen barely any Chads or Stacies in my classes and it's kind of refreshing.
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>>26021158
hang in there buddy
xx
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>>26025270
>tfw my major courses are full of older people who have already graduated and have successful jobs and have come back to school for whatever reason and Im one of the few new freshmen in my courses
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>>26021424

that sign needs to say "hours without suicidal thoughts"
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my life:

>go to classes
>do homework
>get high and try to not think about my problems for a couple hours
>play bloodborne
>watch anime
>contemplate suicide
>wish for meaningful social interaction
>hate myself because I know its my own fault for not being outgoing
>have an impossible time communicating like I want to when around people I'm unfamiliar with
>communicate poorly when I do open my mouth
>think about it for hours/days after and how much I hate myself

I was kind of hopeful at the beginning of this semester because I had a qt lab partner, but that fell to shit pretty quickly.

I've never been so dead inside and depressed in my life. I guess this is the real world though.
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>be me
>girlfriend leaves me before college
>try to fit in first year at college
>living in dorm
>roommate immediately hates me for reasons I don't understand
>make no friends
>start smoking weed, drinking, and smoking cigarettes everyday to deal with anxiety related to new social situation and classes that now actually matter
>fail every single class the first semester
>develope panic attacks and terrible anxiety
>drink more
>end up hospitalized for alcoholism
>lose all academic direction

It's the middle of my second year, and due to taking winter and summer classes, I'm not too far behind, and my classes that I didn't withdrawal at the last minute, I haven't yet hit acedemic probation. I still haven't made any friends, or done anything remotely sexual in over 2 years. High school wasn't even bad for me, I actually liked it. I had friends and a girlfriend then, and I had uncrushed dreams. College has been the worst experience of my life.
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>>26029257

This feel all too much.

I mean I'm not even working while I go to college, but I just want to start grinding my life away at a job.

College is kind of bullshit. I kind of thought maybe i'd make friends, maybe get a gf.

I don't know what happened to me, I was the outgoing goofball most people liked in highschool, and now I have an impossible time expressing myself.
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>>26029836

>lately i've just been getting angry instead of sad

i get this feel way too much

I've been so much angrier lately. I'm such a calm person normally, but I think my unhappiness with life is boiling over. Sometimes I'll just get these outbursts where I feel like I want to scream and cry and break shit.

And probably blow my brains out if i had a gun.
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>>26021061
All you people should burn in hell for squandering the awesomest time. DO you really think adult life is better than uni? Do you?
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>>26040018

Nice b8, m8. With no deb8, it made me quite ir8.
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>>26026532
>some girls were behaving differently towards me, then their behavior changed when they saw that I am an autistic sperg
Feel you man!
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>>26021227
this desu senpai except the only one person I know is my roommate. How do people even get to know each other in dorms?
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Mid 20s was the best, old enough to have learned to cope but still young enough to get away with doing what you want without being judged too harshly for it, and to be able to mostly ignore the imminent and inescapable fact that within a few decades you and everyone that has every meant anything to you will be dead.
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>>26026532
>I know this may be wishful thinking, but still

How many times do I have to tell you retards? A girl doesn't touch you by accident. Its a come on, and she's praying you'll make a move because she doesn't want to be the one to do it. In fact her 'accidentally' touching you (in your case repeatedly) IS her move. Now pull your socks up and kiss and fuck the girl that touches you.
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>>26040018
b8 of the highest degree
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YOU'RE ALL PLEBS!!! FUCKING PLEBS!!! NO ONE SUCKS AS MUCH COCK AS YOU!!! FUCKING PLEBS!!!
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