Have you tried it robots?

>>26020030
yeah man dw about it :)

>>26020030
Bump for more opinions

Its easily breakable, but try it

Ain't this from Shimoneta?

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>>26020478
would wrapping the stick in saran wrap make it more robust?
pic unrelated

>>26020630
Yes, but on shimoneta was made by a professional compulsive fapper

>>26020654
I have done that. Fill with Vaseline. 10/10

Just save up some allowance and buy an onahole already.

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>>26020753
B-but senpai thats lewd

>>26020030
Pretty shitty experience pham

Tried last night. Couldnt get the starch to water proportions right or something. It was like peanut butter consistency and not one whole piece.

i'm not putting my dick in something i learned how to make off of 4chan

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>>26020030
Nah it's all bullshit anon. Just go into a sex shop when you are alone and get a real one with some discrete packaging.

>>26020654
This pic is by far the superior homemade fleshlight. And it takes all of 30 seconds to make. The cornstarch version is way too difficult to get right.

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>>26021047
or a cat is fine too

>>26021000
Add more corn starch. Anyway if you put too much wont be flexible and will easily break, the same goes for the microwave duration

>>26020654
>>26020729
>>26021091
How can I obtain a glove without arising suspicion?
Or what can I substitute it with? Would a normal transparent plastic bag work?

>not cumming solely from prostate stimulation

>>26020030
Works like shit. May as well paypig for roasties.

>>26021141
>rubber gloves are somehow suspicious
Unless your brown you ain't got nothing to worry about plus people will just think you got some cleaning to do don't be so fucking autistic you fucking faggot

>>26021202
*you're

100% original fuck you robutt

>>26020030

>don't insert it too deep, about 4/3 only

>4/3

Triggered

>>26021202
>implying I'm going shopping any time soon
Without making my mother suspicious you dumb tard.

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>>26021141
> what can I substitute it with?
A girl's pussy

>>26021141
They sell packs of hundreds in the pharmacy aisle. People use them for all sorts of things, cosmetics, cleaning, personal care.

You could buy a couple of sponges, a box of latex gloves, a pringles can and some lube and only a fellow robot would blink an eye.

>>26021310
Fucking hell this place has gone to shit
Read >>26021239

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>>26021307
DUDE

blown

the

fuck out

>>26020753
I don't have a bank account
and I'm not buying that shit in person in some sex shop

>>26021141
>Would a normal transparent plastic bag work?
No
>>26021239
>Without making my mother suspicious you
Holy shit, dont be a fag, go outside it's for the sake of your dick, you won't need to explain anything. Then hide it or use it to safely insert a banana in your ass

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>>26021141
first aid kit?
or just buy them from amazon

>>26021453
>you won't need to explain anything
Or tell in the shop u will use it to write with spray on some walls, like 420 for instance

>>26020654
I tried it multiple times and it was always 0/10 would rather rub it on a carpet
I have phimosis though so that might've been a factor

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Your opinion on best way to use an onahole?

>Roll it in a towel
>place on bed
>put a heavy pillow on it to make it stay in place
>can watch laptop if I want to
>cum buckets

I even drew a pic for you to clarify what I mean.

>>26021550
You're supposed to use lube retard, you don't seriously think girl's pussies are just dry and rubbery right?

>>26021689
I used rapeseed oil you fuck, you think I'm stupid?

>>26021700
>you think I'm stupid?
Yes

>>26020654
0/10 would not recomend
TOO TIGHT, your dick cant even get past

>>26021647
here's the best way
>throw it in the trash because it's shit
>use your hands
don't thank me

>>26021118
you're the fucking worst

>>26020030
Is this one of those trolls or no?

>>26021748
>Not having multiple ways to masturbate
>using onahole bans you from ever using your hands again to touch your dick in lewd manners

It's like you don't even want to spice up your fap game son.

>>26021863
why don't you tell us anon?
don't forget to livestream it so we can see your dick melt off

>>26021118
stupid sexy cat

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>>26021863
it doesn't work
but it wont make you dick fall off either

>>26021740
my dicks small

so no problem there

>>26021118
why did i get hard?

>>26021996
Bigger glass, less starch

>>26021118
No! Pls, no! Don't do it penis, don't get hard.

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>>26021700
>I used rapeseed oil

>>26020030
>>26020654
>not just importing an onahole from japan instead of trying this neanderthal tier science
there's even a fucking general on /jp/ with a guide and reviews and everything
I've spent over $250 on holes + lube already and I don't regret any of it

>>26021700
Yes. You are stupid you fucking pleb
>rapeseed oil
I'm dead

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Just ordered this from Amazon for $25. I'm sure it will be way better than the cornstarch BS.

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>>26023249
I'm just about to order this. Anyone know how discrete the packaging is from NLS?
16 GBP

>>26023291
I don't what what NLS is but all stuff like this is packaged discreetly.

>>26020030
just bought a tenga 3d pile thanks to this thread

did i fuck up

>>26023319
Thanks.
NLS is a sextoy site I found from the guide the anon above mentioned

It's here, and regardless of what you buy you should read this.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cn9Oh-iaNEjoGp7OpT0Qrr5SMKvu6OGNm9jZRx9xIC8/pub#kix.nqazqhy55mrj
Seems like important info regarding anons getting infections from not cleaning it properly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

>>26023388
Thanks for the doc my friend.

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>>26021740
Had that problem just use a bigger cup, vertical sides are best as opposed to tapering.

Plastic gelato tub is current fave.

>>26021002
Words to live by, I tried fucking a hot pocket and got burns on my dick

>>26023291
plain brown package with standard shipping info on the front
if its e-packet or ems it'll say "figures" or something on the description for the item
if you used DHL shipping then it'll say "rubber toy"
also I hope you bought lube as well, as proper lube like the toucan juice will make it feel 100x better than your standard store brand shit
also dont use mineral based or oil based lubes as they will fuckin destroy your holes, USE WATER BASED LUBRICANT ONLY

>>26023519
You're a laugh riot, janitor
With a salary like yours you need to make due

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>>26020838
>tfw kind of want to buy the Kuroneko onahole but afraid it'll be way too small.

Also, imagining Ruri's reaction to finding out that this exists is a thing of beauty.

>>26023612
Don't buy parody holes, they're just banking off your waifu and are not in the business of quality holes.

>>26021118
>no spiked cat-dick

shit/10

Convince the owner of 4 fleshlights to switch to onaholes. Pros, cons? Texture pics appreciated

>>26021435
>I'm not old enough to go into a sex shop
Ftfy

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What the fuck does a penis bag do?

>hold your penis?

>>26023291
>realistic reproduction zone
A little too realistic if you ask me

>>26023711
Just buy one and compare. If you own four fleshlights then you are obviously not poor.

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>>26021118
POST MORE SO I CAN JERK OFF