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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying.The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.
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take your dank memes to /tv/ faggot
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>>26019391
then it is treason
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Snoke is Plagueis
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Twi'leks?
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>>26019391
Tell that to the kanjiklub.
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>>26019297
I have fixed you image for you Anon.
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>>26019297
Go back to /tv/ you retard
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>>26019297
ok liste pal, jedi are faggots
Real story.
We have galactic senate, senator are very dumb (jar jar bink) and corrupted creatures, there are too dumb too look farther into future. They are figurehead and small group of people behind senate (called jedin council) rules galaxy. Jedi are like intergalaxy KGB they are flying all around and kill people, break rules and they do not give a fuck about law.
Dumb leftist senate is pulling another fucked up act so they can fund neets and niggers, they need moeny so they put another tax on hard working people.
Hard working peopl are mad, because they will have to pay 75% of their profit, so they decide to fight for their right to freedom and to safe their families from poverty.
This is where history begins.
SITHS DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>26020348
m-more twi'likes please
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>>26020594
>>26019391
it's treason then
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>>26022190
>Not posting best twi-lek
If Mission is 14 I'm a pedo
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>It's Sheev Season, then
What did he mean by this?
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>>26022364
is ashoka one of those
best girl btw
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>>26022470
No she's a Togruta you filthy casual
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Are y-y-yousa turned on master?
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>>26022611
Is she a fucking gundark hybrid?
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Plagueis is anakins father.
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Can someone show an instant where the Sith are truly evil as far as politics go?
What was so bad about the empire anyway?
Do you realize rooting for Luke to nuke the death star is akin to supporting Osama's destruction of the two towers?
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>>26022690
More like the attack on Pearl Harbor. Because unlike two massive buildings, the Death Star actually had strategic value
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>>26022738
Yes but to the point, why is Sith rule so awful compared to the galactic senate?
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>>26019297
...Jakob? is that you?
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>>26019297
That was the best scene in the movie desu
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>>26019297
Episode 3 is the best star wars movie.
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>>26022611
>yousa
Kill yourself
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Yes, I also heard that the emperor was killed by his apprentice. If you ever become a sith lord do *not* have an apprentice.
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>>26022858
I don't think it had too much to do with their rule, they kept order well enough. It most likely had to do with people still remembering the old form of government where the senate actually had power. People got nostalgic for the "good old days" and thought it was inherently better.
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>>26022568
All these faggoty tentacle creatures look the same for me. Gas the Toydarians, Race War Now
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Plagueis is Anakin's daddy
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NO NO NO NO THERE'S NO LIMIT!
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>>26022690
Because the movies are told from the pov of the jedi, so they control the narrative.
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>>26022858
The sith are textbook evil just like the national socialists are textbook evil.
You're supposed to just agree with what you're fed with.
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Die CIS scum.
>somehow this was not original.
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/DankStarWarsMeme/ general?
originalissimo
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>>26022690
What about when annie killed the younglings? That's clearly a morally negative action.
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>>26023010
I agree.
ORIGINALL
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YOUR NEW EMPAYYAH??
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>>26020467
Hey David Firth in a movie
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>>26019297
all these filthy casuals referring to fallen jedi and dark jedi as sith... you should be ashamed of yourselves...
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Execute order 34
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>>26022690
The death star was a super weapon who's sole purpose was to obliterate entire planets
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