>"Anon, I think I'm kinda falling in love with you"

>>26018890

>"Love isn't real, Nyanners. But my good boy points are and it's time for our session. Please undress yourself."

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>loving me
I think you should get better taste and find someone else

>having that much shit taste
shiggy diggy

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*Chokes on milk*

>>26018890
such a shit taste is certainly a red flag girl

>>26018890
>shut up roastie whore,go to chad and suck his dick

nothing, that's the time when i usually wake up.

>>26018890
>"i love you too. would you be my girlfriend?"

"no, anon, I like Chase too...."

>"so you're going to date him?"

"no i'd feel bad for you"

bitch make up your mind.

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BAAAAAAA!!!~~~ hahahahaHAHAHAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAHAHAHAH haaaaaaaa haha aaaaah wooooooooooow x')

>>26018890
That's some high tier banter there famalamalam

>>26018890
what film is this from?

It doesn't matter what I say, it won't last. Nothing does.

>>26019090
Leon the Underageb&

>>26018890
The question isn't what I'd done after someone said that, the question IF someone would say that.

(Hint: I'm hopeful, but currently I don't think it's gonna happen)

>>26018890
>"aah that's... nice to hear!"
>losing interest in her

>>26018951
>>26018968
>>26018992
pretty much this
feelsbadman

Send her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d8o8vNTNao

>What do you say?
Nothing. I turn 360 degrees and moonwalk the fuck outta there.

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At this point (about to graduate neetwarts as full fledged wizard) I have far more problems to deal with that the tfw no gf so fuck off.

Mark my words young ones. Only those possessed by the foul demon of asperger autistically focus on the no gf part. It's not even an issue. Fix the other shit as fast as you can lest it be too late for everything.

>>26019541

O master warlock, lowly mage apprentice here. What do if I've fixed most of my shit, and will have the rest fixed progressively?

About the only semi-solvable issue I have is nogf.

>>26018890
no you aren't
fuck off slut

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>>26019634

You need a job and people aren't as scary.

>>26019805

B-but I'm an entrepreneur, and I'm not afraid of people, I just hate them.

It's clear kek that you slept through the clairvoyance classes.

>>26018890
"listen, you very well may be in love with me. But you're too young. We can remain friends, but you still have some growing up to do. If you still feel this way when you're an adult, I'll be here. But this isn't right... I love you"

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I'VE FANTASIZED ABOUT THIS SCENARIO

>ywn go back in time and kidnap loli Portman

;~;

>>26018988
>*Chokes on milk*
only correct answer