>tfw girl with a poop fetish
What boy would ever want to love me
you'll find someone and probably pretty quickly if you live in a populated area.
Or you could just fucking not do that. Repress that shit. Shove it deep down where it belongs. I bet that last sentence made you think of shit. Absolute degeneracy.
Whoa! Check out this picture of Karen and Youko! They're fighting!! Oh no, I hope they make up afterwards!!!
Check out this picture of the FFIX cast, I bet they are going on exciting adventures, do you have any idea what they will experience?
Wow, adventuring!! Uwaah, I'm so jealous! They're so cool! I'm not sure what they could possibly do, because the possibilities are endless! But I'm sure they'll have a blast!!!
It's okay to make mistakes!!!
thats pretty disgusting, i dont think I'd be able to get over that
Really? Sucks for scat fetters, then.
Maybe try craigslist?
Depends how long we'd been together or if it manifested in any strange behavior. I've heard scat people like to smear shit on walls and stuff. If it's that, it's game over. Also, if you actually made me do anything like that, fucking break up.
ew gurl, and they always say mens fetishes are disgusting
Adventuring is really fun, but sometimes they just need a break! Sometimes they just have to rent a room in an inn and relax for a while... but the fun doesn't end there. They can play cards together, tell each othet stories about themselves, even cook something together!
I always feel extremely bad when I make a mistake
Lol if you just shit while masturbating like into a toilet, I'd say that's fine.
But rubbing it in and sitting in it, holy shit fuck no. Insta-undatable. And that's coming from a lonely desperate fuck.
>would you seriously not be my bf if you found out I like poop? ....
That's right. I'd probably laugh at you, and let everyone know about it, because that's creepy and disgusting, and every man deserves to know so he can avoid you.
Ahh, the joys of youth and friendship! Though I will never be able to experience it first hand, just seeing them enjoy their lives gives me hope and fills me with some of the joy they must have!
disgusting poop is full of bacteria, and smell... but it's nothing wrong with pee
>tfw no gf with omorashi fetish
Too bad you don't have a shame fetish too.
Seriously get psychological help. I know it's embarrassing but do it. Or just repress it. Like i don't have to masturbate to porn. I just want to. You don't have to either.
Pretty sure that's a way more common fetish in men than it is in women (as with pretty much every fetish), so you should have a relatively easy time finding someone who's into it.
it depends. personally, you're a freak lmao, that's so gross.
but if you like when boys eat your poop, then there are a ton of guys who are into that. you could poop right into a guys mouth. is that what you like? to have a bf that also serves as your toilet?
not me though, leave me alone whore!
>it depends. personally,
>you're a freak lmao, that' so gross
Op to be honest I've had a poop fetish my entire life and to have someone of the opposite gender be into it makes me insanely hot. I would full heartedly and comittedly be your toilet slave OP. And don't be embarrassed. Scat is hot
Would you absolutely have to live our your poop fantasies in a relationship?
If not its not so bad, everyone has some gross fantasies occasionally, as long as I don'r have to shit on your chest or anything just knowing you have that isn't so bad. It's kinda cute if you are ashamed of it too.
>What boy would ever want to love me
not me, i ain't into that SHIT
Oh, i'm sorry, i had skimmed past it before. It doesn't sound too disgusting to me, and i know it makes you feel bad, but lots of people stuff they're ashamed of. Why be in the thread, if you're so embarrassed about it. I don't mean to make you feel bad, i'm just asking. I recently had an experience with this stuff, so i'm just curious i guess
You have a literal shit fetish and men here are lining up to date you. Impressive.
>tfw you probably only want chad's poo and not mine.
I don't mind it. I have talked to a lot of people with strange fetishes. Everyone is fucked up in there own way. I have also seen a lot of weird lewd things on the internet. So I'm pretty desensitized. Poop is okay in my terms. When people start wanking to gore and corpses that's where I draw the line.
I want a girl to sit in my lap and shit herself. The warmth of the panties swelling with shit over my crotch would definitely invoke a raging boner that she could grind on. Eventually once dry humping doesn't satisfy us any longer she could whip my cock out through the hole in the center of my boxers and stick my cock inside her pussy. Then once I cum inside of her she can sit on my face and let me stick my nose in her asshole while I lick my steaming hot cummies out of her yummy poop pussy.
All while she's calling me poop daddy
I have a genuine erection just typing this fantasy
It's the easiest bait. OP used an anime picture for a reason. These fags are beta weeaboo orbiters who all got told to fuck from /a/ and did because women shit isn't tolerated there. They're the Nice guy fags you find at cons and some clubs orbiting any vagina in the area.
Somebody hasn't seen the scat threads on /gif/
there's someone out there for everyone
>I want a girl to sit in my lap and shit herself. The warmth of the panties swelling with shit over my crotch would definitely invoke a raging boner that she could grind on
OHMYGOD FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK keep going
Ok, there's someone out there for you if you're a girl cause no matter how ugly you are or what weird fetish you have, there's at least one guy who'd be into that
But yeah it doesn't really work in reverse
tfw no poop gf
But wait, there's more. I have a piss fetish, too. Something about the warmth and even the bitter scent just drives me madly horny. I'd want her to pee on me while my throbbing cock is stuffed inside her. Maybe id pee in her, too. Then while she's slowing riding up and down my shaft she could shit some nice soft serve poop all over my balls and thighs, then sit down with me deep as I can be inside of her and just grind it all together while we're making out, just absolutely exposed and shamelessly connected in the most raw state of mortal being possible. Then I'd smear the poop all over my cock and run it along the outside of her pussy lips, connecting my pulsing head to her beating clitoris in an ultimately unholy poop matrimony of our genitalia.
>fap to being cucked
>everything else pales in comparison
>stop fapping to cuck
>get over it
>don't care what I get off to now
OP kill yourself. I hate when people claim they're powerless to change themselves.
OP's hands are probably a little too dirty to be typing right now
I like to think so anyways
She's probably got a lot of steam eminating from her panties right this instant, grinding herself on the edge of the bathroom sink counter or the side of the tub and just shitting uncontrollably.
type in google "A Certain Girl's Unlucky Day"
1st search is this
Have you even read all the fetish threads that pop up here on a daily basis?
Loads of guys are into that shit.
And if not the poop itself, at least the idea that you're desperate and end up humiliating yourself by shitting your panties in public.
>tfw no omorashi gf
I'm here. I had to go do "it" because of this >>26016922 post
>unholy poop matrimony
>I had to go do "it"
I'm glad my blood fetish is sterile.
no seriously OP that's filthy as fuck you freaky little bitch
jesus christ, no, I don't like that. Normal girls like cum right? But they wouldn't want to swim in a pool of it... that's gross
I WISH I WASN'T LIKE THIS
>I WISH I WASN'T LIKE THIS
yeah yeah, you're full of shit you dirty animal. you should sleep in the pen with the rest of the swine that shit all over themselves
OP, I can say from personal experience that women are the most disgusting and degenerate race on the planet. I have a friend I was wanting to date. A few of the fetishes she has are, lolicon/pizza, scat/piss, anything cartoon (includes furry) and beast sex. This is a drop in the hat, as her words "well really, as long as it's not bondage or gore, I like it. But my main are pizza and scat/piss".
This is not what led me to dropping her though, I'm fine with her fetishes seeing as how I too am lolicon, that likes beastie porn, and likes to watch girls shit and piss. But she's so fucking shallow. She couldn't carry a conversation for her life, and she is the blandest person I've met outside of her porn tastes. The only me she could hold a conversation was if it was about porn.
And she's not wife material, I assume she will cheat on her first husband the second the chance arrives
Truly women are degenerate scum, which is why I'm doing everything I can to distance myself from degenerate porn.
But that's not the point, the point is, as long as you're not boring, you will find a guy. I don't know how females do it, but they do.
>inb4 pedo, duck off 3D kids are fucking gross. 2d4lyfe
i would give it if she wouldn't be pissed as fuck at me. It's not like we talk anymore (due to her inability to converse). But i don't like bad blood between me and others.
But why do you want her contact? I thought I explained this this woman can't hold a conversation for her life, and if you disagree with anything, a drink flavor, to politics she won't talk to you for a week at most.
i fucking hate manga for over-exaggerated shit like this. needing to piss in real life is nothing like this
>C-CANT HOLD ALL THIS PEE PEE IN!
>!!! NEED TO PISS!
>I'M GONNA LEAK UWAAAAH!
So many spergs on here that are so desperate for ANY female touch they'd feign having a scat fetish.
Unless you're on a special diet to create the large, vinegar and buttermilk smelling shit-logs with the perfect sheen, you're not a scat fetishist.
I'm a lowley fart fetishist.
I haven't got the powerlevel for scat so adeptly.
I'd imagine I would be incapacitated by lesser means.
Girls releasing air biscuits about as big and dense as an apple on my lap, long enough to warm the spot.
Sorry I lost my train of thought.