So my fellow NEET's what do you do on a daily basis when the wagies are out there breaking their backs to comfort for their miserable existence. Wake up at 12pm, Play league of legends, get subway, browse r9k for the rest of the day then finally sleep whenever I feel like it. wagies will never know this freedom.
wagekek seems to be roasted
A failure to who? society thinks i'm a failure? why would I care about stupid social classes which only the normies are stupid enough to go along with and follow. You think applying these social insults at me is going to think any less of myself? I see the world clearer than any normie and see society for what it really is. deeming me a failure on your made up social ladder does not effect who I am as a person and never will.
>being sick as a NEET
how the fuck do you get sick as a NEET?
>wake up at 6-7pm
>eat some food
>play dota until around 3-4am
>bitch on dota forums and d2g about my shitter teammates
>watch a movie or something
>eat more food
>fall asleep at around 2pm
literally every day
>wake up 9 am
>browse till 11
>take either drawing or coding class until 11 unless it's Wednesday
>browse some more and the draw or study coding for 2 hours
>browse some more and if I feel like it draw or code until dinner and then I browse a little and go to sleep
>unless I'm modeling
>if I'm modeling wake up 7 am after 5 hours of sleep
>model until 10 am
>make an effort to make apartment look cleanish
>sleep for two hours
>eat late lunch, I'm starving by this point.
>model until dinner or I pass out
>maybe browse an hour
Please don't... These threads are actually just a meme where people with a job and everything (i.e normies) troll people not in on the meme by pretending to be a NEET with a really annoying superiority complex.
The threads may have started as real NEETs being smug about living off welfare or their parents, but once people realized how pissed off people got it became a meme with in-character trolling.
What is the official diagnosis, how many Suicide attempts, and how many trips to the psych ward? I compile research for NEET U
Keep telling yourself you're above it all and have the clarity of a NEETsage. Deep down you know that you're just another piece of useless filth like the Occupy Wallstreet losers, except you're even a step down from them because you'll never have the animus to leave the dank dungeon you inhabit.
BUT I AM SO LE COZY
oh, ok. nvm then.
As long as I'm not in college I'm not a neet according to the British government who invented the phrase.
My classes are highly personalized classes mad only for me and taken only by in in the comforts of my apartment
The trick is to fake some kind of mental illness to a shrink and get on disability.
However the thing these threads don't tell you that unless you've worked up a decent pension, your disability benefits are going to be shit. Meaning that you will be poor as shit and barely able to afford anything beyond basic living unless you can live off parents, savings or an inheritance.
>wagies actually believe this
And to think uncle sammy says I'm the wetawded won
A meme? I'm simply asking what other NEET's do on a daily basis. I live off my parents and i'm enjoying my life. So enjoying your life while not working is trolling now by normie standards?
>Was here when the meme got started
>Remember a few months ago when people would still break character mid thread to laugh about how people were taking the bait and would often talk about how they're actually just normies trolling people
If you actually believe that everyone in those threads really was what they claimed to be and not normies trolling people, then I feel kind of sorry for you.
Sorry, but the illusion is already broken. I was here when the meme got started and know that it's mostly just normies trolling.
You must be new here because this really IS a just meme people use to troll people who aren't in on the meme. There's still plenty of them as you can see in this thread and I'm guessing most of them weren't here when the meme got started and people would still talk about how they're really normies, but post these threads to troll people.
>actually believing NEET'S don't exist
I'm living off my parents wealth and I can do for the rest of my life. I'm set for life, I don't even need to leave my house for the rest of my life. I'm having the most fun I have had in years.
>It's just a meme!!!! I swear!!!! No one has rich parents or lives off the goverment, that unheard of!!!!
Join the real world pal, plenty of people live off their rich parents and welfare
I would invite you over for pizza and I live 5 blocks for the best pizza in town wich is a pizza with 3meats and bell peppers covered in parmesan crust (kind of like eating heavily stuffed pizza bread to be honest
And so big you can get filled by two slices. But you are a wagey and you have to work plus I already had some yesterday so I'm kind of sick of pizza for a week
Yes, keep telling yourself that all the NEETs living grand lives are actually what they claim and not just normies coming here to troll robots...
Seriously, if you were here when this meme got started you'd know this. I was here when these threads started and I used to post in them myself despite being a normie with a master's degree, a good income and a cushy job.
If you don't know that a big chunk of 4 chan andi don't mean /r9k I mean the whole site is and always has been neet then you must be new. I have been here since the second quarter of 2009
i have very bad social anxiety and suffer from clinical depression. it's to the point where when i'm in an unfamiliar setting with people who i'm not already familiar with, i completely lock up and become unable to perform simple tasks such as even speaking and usually ends in me crying.
i tried to an hero once like pic related but i was found of course and while i want to say i actually tried im sure deep down i did it for attention as a way to get the help i needed
god awful 5k mmr players who contribute literally nothing and all they do is fuck things up
i don't think you actually do, it's not as great as it sounds
They are still neets even if they are trolling you by telling you that they are writing a memoir
You seem to want us happy neets not to exist so bad. Are you by any chance the you are not a robot neet?.
To be honest this seems like your new attempt at destroying this thread its quite sad family
>Know that most of these threads are mostly just normalfags trolling robots because I was here when the meme got started
>Means that there's no real NEETs on /r9k/
With a one track mind that bad it's really no wonder you have such a hard time swallowing the fact that these threads are mostly just normie trolling.
>People tired of the in-character trolling meme
>"Wagecucks in furious denial top kek m80ies"
Right... Seriously thou, as I said, I was here when the meme got started and would post in these threads. Then the meme just got old and I got tired of posting in them.
just throwing it out there, it can be done with PayPal
Sorry to break it to you senpai, but most of your NEET friends really aren't what you think they are. Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if we've been roasting "wagies" in the same threads in the past despite me having a full time job and living in my own apartment.
>Point out that it's actually just a trolling meme
>The few actual NEETs get this asspained over it
This is strangely giving me the same kind of satisfaction as when I was "roasting normies" in these kinds of threads myself.
Maybe I should continue pointing out that the emperor has no clothes?
Got fired from a really great job at a hospital a few months ago. Was making over $60k between that job and my part time job. Part-time job ended around 1-2 a.m. Would get home in time to get maybe 3-4 hours rest.
Kept coming into work around 5-10mins late and decided to quit my part-time job because I feared the hospital would let me go. And they did, the very next day.
After a a week of depression and suicidal thoughts (kept thinking how I went from be able to live comfortably to moving back in to my Mom's house at 26), I decided to just learn programming and go back to school.
Since I lost my job I've been studying like a madman, and broke off contact with friends and family. Now all I want to do is get a few internships, hopefully a job a two, learn Japanese, get the fuck outta America, and hopefully be working for some startup in Japan in time for the 2020 Olympics. And if the Japs don't want a gaijin fucking around their programs and outdated, unsupported XP, I'll just become an English teacher, fuck it. I just wanna get away from this rut I'm in. I don't want to be a NEET.
Sorry for the blog, I have no one else to talk to about my situation.
I'm a NEET but I study topics that interest me, like math, physics, programming. This takes up most of my day. I literally have the best of both worlds.
This week I'll be getting Lexapro to help kill off my masturbation habit, so I don't waste any more time on roasties, be they 2D or 3D.
>Was one of the normies making these threads just to troll robots
>NO!!!! ALL OF THESE THREADS WERE REAL AND ALL NEETS CANNOT LIE ABOUT THEIR LIVES, ONLY NORMIES CAN LIE ABOUT THEIR LIVES!!!1
Wagie here. Sorry to hear about your day NEETie. I would have already an heroed in your place.
What you autists never realize is that in my 2 days of freedom per week I do more fun stuff that you can do in a month.
You 'd better hurry back to LoL NEETo, I don't want to keep you from your daily "fun"
What's that wagei are you pretending to be one of us?
That's OK. I sometimes pretend I'm a wagei to myself so being a neet can feel so much better
You will never be one of us tho but I don't mind if you pretend to be just to be able to keep waking up in the mornings
It all comes down to the quality of your existence, which is completely subjective. If someone who does jack shit with their life loves it, then ok, good for them. If someone works their 9 to 5 and loves doing it and earning whatever wage they get, then that's great. But the whole NEET and wagecuck thing is just a waste of mental energy. Fact is 99.9% of you won't do anything significant with your existence, NEETS have simply accepted this and embraced it
>Wake up at 12pm, Play league of legends, get subway, browse r9k for the rest of the day then finally sleep
>""""""""living the dream""""""""
>Your life is literally as shit as a wagies. Stay mad, failed neet.
You don't need to go along and follow as long as your weak willed mother tolerates you living of her money in her house. The moment you actually have to start providing for yourself is the moment you become a "le wageslave normie"
Just woke up and the first thing i'll have to do is to get another soap bath up and running cuz my toenail is inflamed again, i think there's some ingrown toe residue too but i'll have to see
>Wake up at 12pm, Play league of legends, get subway, browse r9k for the rest of the day then finally sleep whenever I feel like it.
apart from the first and last point, I'd probably get cancer from that. especially from lol
>get up and make breakfast
> 3PM wake-up , drink mineral water , black coffee , listen to music shower
> Watch movies , maybe go see movies or sports ( local )
> Bet money on sports
> Watch NBA
> Watch Porn
> Sleep at 8 AM
>Turn 26 this year
>My NEET years blew by me
>Parents eventually going to force me to get job, already forced to go to school
Today I woke up at 6am, posted in a wagey thread on /r9k/ for a bit, played a couple games of CSGO, played some Dragons Dogma, tried to download the One Piece colored comics, but got pissed off and gave up and now I'm eating pizza rolls and downloading doujins while I listen to Talking Heads.
>Welfare recipients in Hawaii get the most benefits, according to Tanner, at 29.13 per hour or 60,590 pre-tax income annually.
Ah, another beautiful day on the island, brothers.
My life is literally Rocket Power
Oh yeah I have that insurance too. Ty for the idea.
>waked up at 12
>daddy make breakfast, eat and shitpost till 3
>go for a short hike
>come back at 5, shitpost the rest of the day
If the weather is nice I plan to go skiing or for longer hike tomorow