Has any Robot tried an escort? Is it okay for a Robot to go

They see a lot of freaks, wheelchair, old, guys, indians, they don't care.

>>26013542
I frequent escorts for the last three years.

I think it is okay, pussy is overrated anyways. If you are inexperienced, just tell her so, be open, kind, and act like human, nothing less and nothing more. If you want some tips and tricks, just ask - it has some specifics you want to know to make the whole thing right.

>>26013559
>>26013594
Good good.

I am torn apart between resubing to World of Warcraft or getting an escort.

I guess I'll try to muster up courage and call an escort

>>26013645
Just look up reviews on her on the internet, there are special sites for those reviews where I live and I don't believe that your country could be exception. This is vital, lots of them are fakes and or cheaters.

Take only exact requested sum of money with you and some small penny for the snack afterwards. Otherwise leave your wallet and (if you have very expensive) phone at home. Do not bring any other expensive electronics.

Groom yourself before. Even whores like clean guys. If she is a better tier of escort (which I strongly recommend) take some sort of small gift with yourself. Just a symbolic small shit like a better chocolate, slightly above average wine or something. It sounds a bit pathetic on the internet, but it can open her up (she is whore, remember) and can score you more GFE attitude from her.

Act human and be easy, tell her everything she should know (inexperienced, what do you like etc.). Always wrap it up - she will have a condoms with her 99%, but I prefer the ones I have bought.

Good luck and stay frosty.

>or she will smell right away that you are autist and will laugh at you?

She doesnt gib 2 shits about you idiot, she just wants your money.

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Been to a lot of hookers. They will never laugh at you. They take dick for money - they are in no position to judge also it would be very unprofessional of them.

>>26013739
This pretty much sums it up.

I usually bring flowers or chocolate even if it's a cheap hooker. Treat them like humans and you'll get amazing results. I haven't been charged and have got bareback service because of it..

Be clean and think of how you want things done so you'll be prepared when she asks. Try to relax and enjoy the moment, being nervous really ruined my first few times.

Yes.
They are legal in my country.
Really helped my confidence.

>>26013542
I fucked a 40 year old thicker milf escort once

After I came inside her while we were doing the cum in mommy son role play I had immense regret

now I can't stop fapping to the memory

>>26013875
Do you wrap it as a gift of just out of a grocery bag?

>>26014031

I usually bring a single flower so no need to wrap it and chocolate comes in a box, i just give her the box without wrapping

>>26013739

A lot of this is good advice apart from the gift bit. It makes you sound like a fluffy mug. You're paying her for her time for fuck sake, she doesn't need anymore compensation for her time.

>>26013875
>Treat them like humans and you'll get amazing results. I haven't been charged and have got bareback service because of it..

Exactly. I actually learned doing "small talk" by just talking with the escorts. It is also fine to compliment her something - clothes, hair, eyes, just whatever. Knowing that you can't fuck it up is really freeing.

I visit my "frequents" escorts maybe three to five times a month, we talk a lot. Bitches tend to be chronic liars and some girls are utterly dumb, but if you take it easy, you can have sort of fun. Just by acting human, they often, as anon before me said, don't charge me. I pay them anyways, because them actually trying to satisfy me as much as possible next time is better investment.

>>26014053
Same here.

>>26014104
See
>>26014116

It is a just a form of investment to the quality of the service, anon.

You pay them in order to have sex with them -- it's their job. They don't care if you're creepy, an "autist", ugly or whatever, as long as they get their money, you treat them well and you're not dirty.

nope, just trying out stuff

>>26014129

If she's a good well reviewed service provider then there is no need to pay beyond the advertised rate as you'll get a good time regardless.

I did it once anon, I had a great time. It was expensive but I really enjoyed myself. She was nice (I would be too to someone paying me that much) and if i could afford it I would go back.

>>26014170
You are correct and I agree. But there is always a room to improvement, and if that improvement can be "bought" by simple bottle of wine or chocolate, so be it. If you don't like treating your whores this way, I have no issue with it, but this so far worked out well for me and bring some really great fucks.

I live in London and have had some great time with hookers. Find well reviewed girls from reputable sites and you should be fine.

I haven't seen one however for nearly a year as the last one I saw gave me molloscum which is ultimately harmless but leaves little tiny spots on my junk. I have three little discrete spots on my balls but I'm not risking handing my money over then getting kicked out if she happens to notice one.

Wait. Are you guys who've had escorts and hookers in the US or Europe? For some reason I'm thinking it's a while different game depending on where you are.

>>26014292
Central Europe here.

>>26013929
They're legal here too
Even pornstars do it
I can fuck some pretty recognized pornstars for about 75$ (dollar convert)

>>26014205

This.

>>26014227
I don't visit "escorts" much. I prefer single moms or teenage girls in need of quick cash. Professionals sometimes have too strict rules and that's kind of a turn off

>>26014292
It's the world's oldest profession, hookers from your country dont only fuck chads. They'd want your money

>>26014292

Eastern-Europe (Estonia) here

Man. I want to go to Europe and fuck an escort. The women in the United States are disgusting slags.

Anyone know what escorts think of normal guys who aren't repulsive? I'd consider using an escort just because it's preferable to jumping through hoops

>>26014367

Cental europe might be awesome hooker wise..
In the east we only have glorious white/slavic women. I'm seriously concidering a fuck-trip to germany because i'm in serious lack of asian and arabic pussy

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Anyways, to kick the thread a bit, I'll post girls I have visited over the last three months.

First off, this milf. Sex itself was somewhat below average, she was also a bit too much looking at the time. But really great sloppy BJ and relatively funny personality. Not sure if I will do it again. Will post more pics if wanted.

>>26014412
post em

>>26014368
who cares what they think

>>26014306
>I prefer single moms or teenage girls in need of quick cash.

How do you find those?

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>>26014451
Alright, anon. I will finish this specific girl and then move to the other.

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>>26014478
Another there. Whoreblox.

>>26013875
>bareback
>t-they were c-clean anon!

Enjoy your Aids idiot.

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>>26014490
Last one from this girl. Got more, but I am really lazy. Is someone lurking?

>>26014490
>>26014478
>>26014412

OMFG

that's my 10/10

What did she charge?

>>26014515
Ofcourse. More?

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>>26014528
Around 70 USD or 65 EUR for hour. BJ, fucking (no anal) and titfucking. Finished on her tits.

>>26014540
Alright anon.

>>26014515

Yes! please post everything.
Or a link?

>>26014576
what did her asshole smell like

>>26014576

wtf, only 65?! Where are you from?!

Here in the Netherlands, this bitch would be considered 'high class' which would cost like 200-300 eur an hour.

'normal' escorts, a.k.a. the horrible looking ones cost about 120 euros an hour.

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>>26014602
I don't know anon, I am not going down on whores, never. You don't lick the highway, do you. But overally she was very clean and smelled nice. Magnificent pussy (will give pics).

>>26014590
Taking from a secured forum, try reverse image search if you find something.

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>>26014632
Czech Republic anon. Our country is mostly shit, but whores, architecture, history and beer make up for it.

Promised pussy. Damn captcha is killing me.

>>26014663
> Has an innie

/r9k/ btfo again!

>>26014663
>Our country is mostly shit, but whores, architecture, history and beer make up for it.
hahhahaha fucking shit god bless europe ( except for spain france and italy)

>>26014412
>>26014478
>>26014490
>>26014515
>>26014576
damn she is so hot
lucky you anon

>Around 70 USD or 65 EUR for hour.
where are you from ? in France good hooker cost 150 to 250euros
street hooker is 30 only bj and 50 with a litlle doggy but it's not worth for me.

how the fuck would you do this shit in the USA?
most of these anon are from europe where the laws are different and lenient on sex and drugs.

>>26014305
Czechia?

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>>26014692
I believe she had it fixed though. Not sure about it, but I think so.

But what I really liked were those tits.

>>26014704
Czech Republic anon. Travel here and you can pretty much do her too.

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The girl in the picture cost me 150 EURO for one hour (the Netherlands).

>>26014576
>65 EUR for hour
How's that possible? Is she old or something? She looks like a pornstar: thin and huge tits. Where are you from?

>>26014473

online dating sites

>>26014752

This is what I'm talking about.

This fucking bitch is only half decent and yet charges 150!

>>26014731
If I lived anywhere near her I'd visit every week for sure

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>>26014752
She looks great, anon. How was it?

Well, we are relatively poor country. Also those girls were in the past running away to Germany, where they earned as twice as much, but with the "refugee" crisis, they are going back, which is good for us.

She is not old, around 30-33 I think. No problem with her, just could be more relaxed about the time. She was dominant however, which I like very much.

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>>26014780
>This fucking bitch is only half decent
Well, that's a bit of an understatement. I'd rate her at least 8.5/10 and I have pretty high standards, if I do say so myself.

But yeah, that other whore is almost 10/10 and charges less than half of this one's rate.

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Last pic of her. Got other girls, although I cannot guarantee the same volume of pics. Are you interested?

>>26014823
Shit man, I like her.

>>26014731
>Travel here
that's exactly what i was thinking, but i only speak french and a litlle english, will it be hard for me ? where do you find the girls like yours ? is there brothels ? eastearn european don't realize how beautiful their women are

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Only $120/hh and was super nice.

>>26014823

Well you're right, shes hot as fuck.
Was it awkward at all? And did you have sex before you went to her?

Where was she located and how did you find her?

Fellow dutchbro here btw

>>26014840
I am interested.
Do you also small talk with the escorts afterwards?

>>26014823

Is het niet normaal dat het in Nederland de kosten hoger liggen dan in andere landen?

>>26014840
yes, up more pics.

>>26014663
>Our country is mostly shit

trust me it's not better elsewhere you just need more money but stop fantisazing other country especially west europe. Everebody love France and it's the most visited country in the world, but it's also the country who use the most antidepresseur

>>26013542
I remember something my Father once told me.
>Son, the day you pay a woman for sex is the day you're no longer my son.
God bless you Dad.

>>26014814
In general THE dutch Young / good looking whores are pricey but a totally shit lay

>>26014975

Paying for sex is not the thing that makes you a loser.

My dad and uncle have told me about their trips to hookers (not at all in detail).
They're both alpha as fuck, and have beautifull wives. My dad is pretty successfull actually.

I went to prostitutes a few times. some of them just tried to get it over with as quick as possible. a few other ones though seemed to find my nervousness kind of endearing. one of those highfived me after her blowjob made me cum

>>26013542
Don't get an escort. All it takes is one bad decision to get an S. T. D.. Something like herpes has no cure, and once you get it you'll have it for life. You're not just sleeping with her, you're also sleeping with every guy she's ever slept with: and she probably has sex with guys every night.

Plus sex is overrated.

>>26013542
>paying hundreds of dollars just for an hour or less of sex
Lmao :^)

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>>26014848
English is enough, most of the girls speak English.

I would use website escort . cz, otherwise the bitches will try to rip you for more money. There should also be mostly reviewd whores.

>>26014866
If they are not sucky about it (as the posted girl was) I do. It is good if you want to visit her again as you can pretty much prepare the next session (if you like latex or some sort of uniform or something, if you would some sort of special approach from the beginning next time, when she have a free space etc.) and it can help to break the ice.

>>26014957
I know, that's why I am content and not going anywhere.

>>26014894
Alright. The next girl was a bit cheaper (but still in the same price level), and it was in my continuing search for the huge fake tits. I really liked her attitude, she was easygoing and fun, actually teased me a little which is good in contrary for the common cold approach. I brought a gift, had a shower (she even wanted to go with me, which I declined since it can be a huge waste of time). She started with average BJ. Sex itself was not bad, above average, but nothing excellent. What was really fucking good, was titfucking to the end. So good I fap to that memory to this day, she was looking like she is actually having fun. Either that or she was a good actress. Got some quick massage after that, small talk in the end and kiss on the road. Will definitely do again. Bit goth style was a plus for me.

>>26014975
Something like free women does not exist. You will end up paying for them one time or another.

>>26015050

Lmao :^)) !!

You sound like a total alpha bro! They way you imply you get tons of free pussy and all..

I'd almost believe it, if it weren't for the fact that you're posting on /r9k/.

>>26013594
>pussy is overrated anyways

I think you're right for the first few weeks. I saw one and I'm like "well it was very good but not exactly amazing". 4 months down the line and I'm craving it like a dog now...

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>>26015054
Next image. Whoreblox2

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>>26015126
Next. Notice blurred out tattoo.

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>>26015134
Last one of this girl. Have another?

>>26014814
>She looks great, anon. How was it?
She really tried hard to put me at ease, since I'm really introverted and not too good at talking to people in general (I'm diagnosed with mild autism). She was incredibly nice and sweet, or, at least, that's the vibe she gave off -- probably the latter.

As for the sex itself, I'm not too experienced so I can't really rate the experience, but, as I said: she really tried hard and let me do a lot: (tongue) kissing, cum as many times as I want, ... -- everything except for anal and no condom, really, for no extra costs. Additionally, she was also Dutch.

>but with the "refugee" crisis, they are going back
I don't really see how that's a reason for prostitutes to go to another country, unless the refugees bother them, of course.

>>26014888
>Is het niet normaal dat het in Nederland de kosten hoger liggen dan in andere landen?
Hangt ervan af met welke "andere landen" je Nederland vergelijkt. In vergelijking met Oost-Europa: ja, natuurlijk. In vergelijking met landen zoals Duitsland (waar het goedkoper is) en Frankrijk: nee.

>>26014860
>Was it awkward at all?
Slightly, but that doesn't matter to her: she's being paid. I'm pretty sure most prostitutes try incredibly hard to put you at ease if they think you're nervous.

>And did you have sex before you went to her?
Yes, once, with a "raamhoer" -- it wasn't a huge succes.

>Where was she located
In Den Haag, in a "luxury" brothel.

>how did you find her?
http://www.kinky.nl/sex-afspraken/vrouwen/545664-ontv-pal-bij-A412-den-haag-/default.aspx

If you're new to all of this (I'm not really experienced either), this is the best advice I can give you:
Go to a "privehuis" (a brothel) instead of a "raamhoer" or an escort.

>>26014840
There are some more pictures of her here:
https://www.ds-girls.nl/dame/?girlName=Marina

>>26015054
>If they are not sucky about it (as the posted girl was) I do. It is good if you want to visit her again as you can pretty much prepare the next session (if you like latex or some sort of uniform or something, if you would some sort of special approach from the beginning next time, when she have a free space etc.) and it can help to break the ice.

That is quiet nice to hear. But you don't befriend them I presume.

>>26014860
Oh, and if you're still a virgin: sex isn't really a lot better than masturbation. The moment I came I somewhat regret spending money on a whore, despite the fact that I had a good experience. Don't expect too much -- once you've done it, you'll just think: "Was that it?"

>>26015213
Ja, ik dacht aan de prostituees in Amsterdam bijvoorbeeld. Er komen veel toeristen op af, dus zouden de kosten ietsjes hoger liggen.
Maar bij escorts zal het blijkbaar weer anders liggen.

Nooit geweten dat het in Duitsland goedkoper is.

>>26015221
>But you don't befriend them I presume.

I don't. It is enough to meet them somewhere and the bitch winks or something like that.

>>26015213
>She was incredibly nice and sweet, or, at least, that's the vibe she gave off
>she really tried hard and let me do a lot: (tongue) kissing, cum as many times as I want

Good girl right there.

>unless the refugees bother them, of course.
That's exactly it.

Anyways anons, if you are interested I have photos of the two girls to choose from. Chubby and really awesome masseuse and skinny fitness girl.

>>26015054
>in my continuing search for the huge fake tits
Are you a fan of the "Barbie/Bimbo" look, too?

Also, one of my fantasies is having a harem for a couple of hours: having access to about ten girls, just for myself. I asked several brothels and escort agencies whether such a fantasy is possible, but they all said: "No." Do you happen to know whether such a thing is possible or not in Czech Republic?

>>26015347
>Are you a fan of the "Barbie/Bimbo" look, too?
Sort of now. But I do not have any clear preference. My "taste" changes from time to time.

>Having access to about ten girls
I know a guy who paid four girls at once. However, all were living in one private flat and two of them knew him well, so it was not an issue. But I think it could be done, but definitely not by brothel or club, but private girls. It is actually a really good idea, anon.

>>26015347
>harem for a couple of hours: having access to about ten girls, just for myself.
What are you, a millionaire?

I went to a soapland in Tokyo once. Officially soaplands don't allow penetration sex so it's just handjobs or blowjob. However, it's possible to also get full sex, depending on the place and price.

>>26013542
The advertisement was bullshit, I am in a wheelchair, my legs never developed, everything else is normal, I am an elementary school teacher, I am 24, I use escorts for sex about once a month, been good until the last one, I always pre-pay and tell them about my disability, so the last one was supposed to be a 22 year old Vietnamese chick, she arrived and looked 60, supposed to be 5' was almost 6', said 90lbs, was 160lbs, really dep voice, stripped and big surprise has no tits and a dick, I am really pissed, dude takes off his wig and says he is sorry, his daughter, the escort is really sick and the family needs her income, he is her father, he asked if he could keep the money and just go, I would get a discount next time, I said no, no sex no money, he sucked my dick, almost puking a couple of times, I came he swallowed, he wanted to pull away but I held his head down, he was getting his clothes together, I told him I paid for full service, he sat on my dick and kept telling me it hurt real bad, that got me harder, I had one of the best orgasms I have ever had, he left looking really upset, my problem now is I have developed a new fetish, variety is the spice of life I have read, looks like I will be exploring some new things in 2016

>>26015662
How was it, anon? Never been there.

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>>26015672

This can't be real. holy shit

>>26015676
Bretty good, would do again. I paid about 50k yen for 2 hours. She did the full body wash and thing, and then we fucked. Repeated once more.

so czech republic is a good place to get escorts? i want to go to europe and get 10/10 girl, dont mind paying 300usd/hr since i have the means, just dont know what's the best country for escorts

>>26015575
>What are you, a millionaire?
No, not at all. I earn slightly more than 3K EURO per month (and around 5K before taxes, thank you government), which is a good salary for my age, but nowhere near being "rich".

The thing is: I have zero expenses, because I still live with my parents and don't care about stuff like cars, clubbing and so on. I barely spend my money.

One hour with ten beautiful girls would cost me 10 * 250 = 2500 (at maximum). That's slightly less than my monthly salary, but still a lot. I really think such an experience is worth it, though. Really, if you don't spend a lot, this kind of fantasy can be made into reality even if you earn just slightly above minimum wage (in a western European country).

>>26015415
>private girls
What exactly do you mean with that? Here, "private girl" is pretty much an euphemism for "luxurious brothel prostitute".

>>26015345
>skinny fitness girl.
I'd be nice if you could dump pictures of this one.

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>>26015672
Jesus what am i reading

>>26014709
this

why is USA seen as a place of degeneracy while at the same time having puritanical laws

>>26015877
Are the laws puritanical because so many Americans are degenerate, or are the people degenerate because the laws are so puritanical?

>>26015772

WTF. Great story bro, probably not true but still. I don't approve of homosex but that was pretty alpha making that guy your bitch.

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>>26015672
welp didnt see that coming

The 'pro' prostitutes in my country usually try to hurry things too much and don't really make an effort.

My best fucks have been with single mom's who have trouble paying rent etc.. They are harder to come by then real hookers and need more convincing and preparation.
But once you get them on board it's pretty awesome.

>>26015672
Doing gods work. +1

>>26013559
some have standards, and the most common is: no black guys

>>26014731
>>26014663
>>26014634

Jak se ta coura jmenuje?

>>26013739
>>26013875
>Gifts
Are robots actually this pathetic? You don't give gifts unless it's a girl you want to book her regularly, but even then it makes you out as a pathetic beta who can't tell love from sex. A glass of champaign or a tip on top of the regular fee are much more appreciated.
Having at least a small bottle of champaign ready is always a good idea. Some girls just need a drink before they work.

>>26017448
Natalie/Monika. Na me byla Natalie, ale inzeruje i pod Monikou. Na Nornikovi je vic recenzi. Podle vseho byla driv dost nahovno a neprijemna, ale v posledni dobe to dost zachranuje. Risknul jsem a vyplatilo se.

>>26015754
>private girls
Usualy girls who own/rent a flat, where are they working also. Sometimes one girl, sometimes more. My English is just retarded, sorry, there are probably a word for that.

>>26015753
If you dont mind paying that much for an hour, basically everywhere is not a bad place.

>>26017654
It was already explained. If you don't agree with that or think that it is pathetic, I couldn't really care less, anon. Shit ranging from dollar to five brought me some really great GFE experiences and quality fucks, my experience with whores are mostly positive, so I am not going to change my ways because some guy on internet tell me otherwise.

>>26017756
diky

>>26018734
Hodne stesti, s ni to asi o nem trochu i bude. Nacti recenze at vis, zda to hecnout. Za me muzu rict, ze to spatny nebylo, proste profesionalka se vsim vsudy.

>>26013542
Post the video where this black autist fucks a hooker and she has her period and he freaks out

>>26013542

Sure. I banged two 19 year olds from the Ukraine. And a shemale from some asian country. Bretty good desu

>>26013875

>bringing gifts to a hooker

top kek 2bh