Would you perform oral sex on a woman after she gave you a blowjob?

>>26012779
>Would you perform oral sex on a woman after she gave you a blowjob?
nani

>>26012779
>Would you perform oral sex on a woman
No way.

>>26012821
why not? are you gay?

>>26012824
Not the guy, but he probably believe the meme that "men who do oral are beta", so he's trying to not appear beta.

>>26012779
It's really annoying. Not too difficult, just boring as shit.

4/10 taste depending on the girl. Avoid trashy whores and it shouldn't be too bad.

>>26012849
how long do you usually do it? do they orgasm by how you do it or just a period of time doing it?

> being so insecure of a beta/alpha dichotomy to not satisfy a egalitarian relationship

>>26012861
They cum really fast if you bite their clitoris REALLY hard. It's the same way with nipples.

>>26012861
How you do it. I'd say average is about 5 minutes. Fastest I've done is about a minute and a half.

I've heard stories of guys being down there for around an hour because they don't know what they're doing. Poor boys.

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>Would you perform oral sex on a woman

Yes. I don't know what happened, but a switch went off in me a year ago. My entire life I was disgusted by the thought of it, now suddenly I want to shove my face between the legs of ever pretty woman I see.

>>26012838
protip: brush your teeth and use mouthwash, for a couple of minutes anything will taste of mint.

>>26012917
I don't think I've ever come and wanted to do it after, tho

>>26012880
Can confirm, really bite it with you incisors, it makes em cum real good.

Nothing like doing 69. You are both pleasuring each other. The best is if you can make her come at nearly the same time you do.

>this thread

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26013005
Wrong direction for me, I like to lick up the puss toward the clit

>>26012824
Vaginas are fucking gross, no way i'll lick that thing where Chad cocks have been.

>>26013089
We're discussing vaginas, and the only thing you can think of is Chad's cock. How cuck can you get?

If I'm satisfied in return, I don't see why not? I would go down on a random girl for a bj though. I probably wouldn't do anything with anyone i wasn't in a relationship with though.

have before and it's disgusting tbqhwy

0/100 would not recommend

>>26012779
Why are these women showing their middle fingers? I am quite curious about the mindset these two women were in at the time of this photo.

only after she had my dick in her mouth, not before.

i cum first

I have done it frequently, out of courtesy, I was 17. When I first did it I would have been 15-16, I forget, I found it to be like licking raw chicken. I had zero interest in it and was heavily pressured into it.

Nowadays, I find it good in the way that it gives you control over the woman at hand (or mouth, rather), and that if you're good enough, you can use it to win favour.

It's kind of like a fun game. It takes some dexterity of the tongue, and some stamina, to a degree. I've found wounds under my tongue as a result on occasions.

I can give advice if anyone would like, but I'm hardly a connoisseur.

>>26013478
I spent 2 years with a girl who never wanted me to go down on her. Now I'm afraid of looking like a plonker when I'm doing it.

Is the basic gist of it is to spell the alphabet with your tongue on her clit?

>>26013606
Basically, yes. If she's spent that long avoiding cunnilingus she's got to be easy.

The best trik is to start very slow and deliberate. Lick about the outer region, her inner thighs and that part between her vagina and he thigh. Run your tongue over the bulk of things too. Do it slow enough that you have a chance to evaluate where her clit is. It may vary. between women.

The thing they generally like is if you show comfort being down there.Run you nose over their bits, despite your sense of smell. Shit sometimes reeks. If it doesn't, make the most.

Be sure to use broad and narrow strokes with your tongue. Vaginas are pretty random between girl to girl. Some are more easily accessible in some regards.

I wish I knew your girlfriends vagina better, but it's fairly likely that it's different to any I've experienced, few as they may be. Just be versatile in your tongue strokes, and be brave. Try things and take in her reactions. It may be worth telling her that you want to try a few things and to give you a sign when it's good or when it's not; she won't think any less of you, especially if you establish the experiment-factor confidently. Communication is important all the time. I know we all want to be macho and self-sufficient, but ignore that for a moment and prioritise her because she'll be grateful.

Girls are easy to read if you can stop worrying about your own insecurities, especially in bed. Just start slow, and ramp up as you grow in comfort. Learn all you can as you go, and once you find yourself with the upper-hand, you can make her yours. Feel free to tease her, slow things down, control the tempo. That's the only fun it it really. Eating out a girl is kind of shit if you make a chore of it. Consider it a job with reasonable pay, and be methodical. If you inherently enjoy it, congrats - you're winning.

>>26012779
Yeh. My girl was sore from the day before but still horny all the same so we swapped Oral Sex. She was a virgin when I met her so she's not the best at blowjobs so I kinda have to guide her through it but I came all the same.

I ate her out like a champ though. Love the feeling of controlling her via my tongue. Power play aspect there is amazing.

>>26013892
I should've stated that I was with her hence why I said I'm afraid of practicing it on someone else. She would've made great practice but whenever I tried to put my head down there, she always pulled me back up and said no.

I've only eaten out two girls in my lifetime, both long term girlfriends, but most of the girls I've fucked or dated have given me head

>>26012779
It's not hard, seriously it takes like a 15 seconds to find the clit(I'm retarded) and just kind of use your tongue and play with it. Not hard at all familia.

>>26012824
metalic, wet piss flaps

no thanks, really speaking as a bi dude vaginas are just ugly looking and gross. Axe wounds are not attractive

>>26015031
where is the clit tho?

>>26013892
Nice blogpost redditor

>>26012779
Why after she gave you a blowjob? The premise is worded very weirdly. Yes I eat my gfs box, she loves it and I love making her shake uncontrollably when she orgasms and I keep going.

Also vagina smells nice most of the time, gives you that primal satisfaction.

If my dick ain't getting wet I ain't licking shit. Otherwise, it can be enjoyable to provide pleasure, and women sure are grateful if you can make them orgasm like that, I do it sometimes in between fucking when my dick needs to recharge.

>>26015094
>bi
>vaginas are gross

>>26012861
I can get my gf to cum pretty fast. Like ~5 minutes if I put all the effort in but she doesn't want to cum that fast anyway I just edge her a bunch of times.

1 or 2 fingers in, doing an in and out 'come hither' motion with your fingertips rubbing the 'roof' of her vag. If she has a G spot that's where it will be. While you do that flick her clit with your tongue in various ways. Ez gg she'll cum. You're welcome robot.

>>26015110
it's right next to the asshole

If her pussy looks like my girlfriends. Which is a fat delicious innie pussy.

Then yes. Roasties ? not even once mate

how do you eat pussy? what do you actually do? which parts to you lick? do you lick or suck or what?

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would you eat your own cum out of a girls ass or pussy?
what if she asked you not to?

>>26015233
Read the thread goofus. Also watch porn.

Might be the only one here, but I find eating out a girl to be incredibly arousing. Assuming they're clean "down there" or whatever - the smell is good, the taste is good and the sounds she makes are realllllllllly good.

Good way to wake up the little buddy after busting your nut, and then she is like a slip n' slide for round two.

>>26013005
I love doing this but I always come wayyy too fast. Like when she makes any sounds you can feel the vibrations through her tits onto your stomach.

I'm mining diamonds right now just thinking about it.

>>26015238
I would if she was bossy.

>>26012779
Only if it was a tranny. Cunnilingus? Not even once.

>>26012907
This guy gets it.

YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING
GOT YOURSELF A GUN

>>26015262
>watch porn
>study the guy on what he does
>start slapping her shit
>start fucking her violently

Like that?

>>26015723
Noooo not that porn

>>26012779
Yeah it's pretty great, almost exactly what I imagined it to be. Only time it's kinda gross is when they don't shower for a day, otherwise it's just a pussy smell. If you don't like the way pussy smells that's your loss I guess. Nothing down there has ever been gross for me, got my red wings and everything. Plus, it makes them craaaaaaaazy wet, so it's a win win.

>>26013606
Find yo bitches letter then give her that letter

>my girlfriends is Z

>>26015262
>Also watch porn
Bad idea, it's usually optimized for visibility. If they're doing it right you won't see much.

>>26012779
>Would you perform oral sex on a woman after she gave you a blowjob?

I would and I have. But I preferit if I'm the one who finishes last.

>>26015208
KEK, i laughed way harder than I should've

>>26015110
Serious response: Think of the top of the vagina, the peak if you will. Women are different but usually it doesn't take too long to find it. It just feels like a little bud.

I love preforming cunnilinguis.

>rock hard constantly
>feeling her orgasm multiple times
>when she gets too sensitive and tries to squirm away but you keep going

Not beta at all of you're good at it

>>26012779

Yes, but I would do it just without being asked.

You have this whole weird conception of sex as some kind of strange negotiation where we're like "Now that you have given me a blowjob, I shall return the favor! Nyeheheheh!". You probably think it works like this because you're a virgin.

In reality you just mostly play with the other person's body in no prescribed or spoken order, unless there is something you really really want, even then, it's usually better to just feel it out physically and see if there are objections.

>>26015679
Your momma always said you'd be the Chosen One.

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>>26015238
Only if it's a girls boypussy.

>>26012991
Dont listen to him. A lot of girls are extremely sensitive there and it would really hurt

>>26015238
>would you eat your own cum out of a girls pussy

I always think to myself that I'm gonna do it one day but after my orgasm, I don't want to anymore.

>>26015206
This fambly!!!