> Go to penis size comparison website because degenerate
> Upload penis length/girth pics and start comparing with other members
> Lose 118 compares and win only 2. Both wins were only by a hair and we basically had the same dick size
> tfw I'd be the smallest dick that any girl has ever fucked
> tfw I would be the "size doesn't matter except for this one guy..." story
I'm scared to jelq, seen some nasty before/after pics where the penis gets all disfigured after. Bent/uneven girth and such. The only thing my dick has going for it is that it's relatively shaped well and don't want to fuck that up.
Are you serious
I wish I could say that was my flaccid dick
I'm sorry everyone in this thread is being a jerk, OP, but if it brings you any solace they're going to have trouble getting laid regardless.
First of all, you're measuring wrong. All of the 'scientific' penis size testing use "bone pressed" meaning to dig the ruler into the fat at the base of your dick until it touches the bone.
You rolled a bad lot in life, so has nearly everyone else in various ways, although most people you can see their problem just by looking at them, but they would have to get your pants off to tell there's anything 'wrong'.
Achieve social dominance. Achieve sexual dominance, if you're into that, and the girl will be already submitted before she even sees your dick. Or you could date a step downwards, but either way you, like all of us, should make up for your flaws by being a better man than you are today. The first step is disregarding your problem. It won't be easy, but I believe in you.
>All of the 'scientific' penis size testing use "bone pressed" meaning to dig the ruler into the fat at the base of your dick until it touches the bone.
Wait what, so the average is 6 inches when the ruler is pressed down?
That can't be possible, then the average dick would be small af.
>tfw much bigger than that when soft
It was unlikely to begin with since you're in /r9k/, but OP, make sure NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN.
Think about the poor fellas who would inherit those genes.
>That can't be possible, then the average dick would be small af.
It is. Why do you think most guys don't plaster their dick pics everywhere?
If they had big dicks they would.
Even most "average" measurements are flawed (even those with actual measurements by a professional), because those with small dicks are much less likely to answer.
Real average is like 5 or 5.5 inches.
There is nothing more depressing than an ugly/small/deformed penis.
How do you guys do to keep afloat?
I am over double your length and have less girth than you so it's not all bad.
But anything that requires you to go out of your way to be counted in is obviously going to have skewed and innacurate results relative to actual probability in reality.
I don't, contemplate suicide every wake second.
You can thank my parents for that like you can for my shitty genes. Wish I had enough courage to seriously off myself.
for some reason dudes with big dicks try to go balls deep but instead of it being "the ultimate pleasure" for a woman like they think it is going to be its agony as their dick head is continuously pounding her cervix.
Will never get laid, but can never fully enjoy masturbation. Put some lotion on that dried glans, faggot your skin looks like it's gonna peel away.
You must love your parents, right ?
Kek, I'm dying here, might wanna do nofap and start improving your life :^), it's not like fapping is in any way pleasurable for you.
B-b-ut muh aesthetics, but I never have to wash my dick, but some women like it mutilated in burgerland.
You're dwelling on a problem you cannot fix. Ask someone in a wheel chair or with a deformed face if they would rather swap for your body.
I'm not saying your suffering is not relative to these people. I'm not saying it doesn't hurt, but your feeling about yourself are disproportionate to everything that has gone 'right'. Nearly every problem someone has can be disregarded by women if you start making the rest of your body and mind fire on all cylinders. It may be tough, but it's the only good fight there is.
your dick looks fine. bone pressed you're more like 4.3", and your thickness is average, possibly even above average. your dick is also aesthetic, i can guarantee alot of girls would absolutely enjoy sucking it
At least it makes you feel better when you have to go buy lube in order to masturbate, right ?
Have you tried that wet sock masturbation ? I heard it's really good. How about that shaft masturbation ? That's gonna give you some good orgasms.
You can maybe make it if you are a manlet, you can maybe make if you are kinda ugly. A small penis is literally a death sentence for a man, women will never see you completely as a man, will always see you as an inferior human being. You are literally a quarter man if you have a small dick.
I just use hand lotion.
Just think about it, which of these things are actually equal to each other in suffering? Worrying about penis size is invented suffering, you're throwing a stick between the spokes in your wheel like a SJW.
It's very possible to find a woman who doesn't really care about your penis size if your make up for it in other ways. Even if you don't want to date or make up for it, it doesn't matter because nearly everyone on r9k doesn't get laid anyway and in the future you'll be fucking your VR waifu.
Stop being a pussy. Everyone has problems, you disregard them and get on with your life. Some days you'll get the wind knocked out of your sails but so has everyone else here. You're not special in your invented suffering.
Yeah, I'm touching myself as I type, you guys understand, right? Wait, actually no, you'd probably get friction burns, good thing you aren't gonna feel anything anyway.
B-b-but I still only wash my dick once a month, while you have to do it everyday uncutfag, hahaha... take that !
How can you not laugh at these faggots ? It's like the Universe hates them.
>mommy cuts his dick just because
>give away a lot of pleasure and the ability to properly masturbate for women's preference
>foreskin sold to companies that make facial cream for women adding insult to injury
>4 inch dick, no sane woman will ever fuck him
Is there any fate worse than that ? Kek
Don't kid yourself faggots, I tried masturbating just by rubbing the glans, it's simply not that great and my glans is shiny too, no sandpaper dick like OP's.
They're associating big dicks with positive virtues that come along side with that, like having just a little bit of confidence and not spending the rest of your life rolling around in your bed about something you cannot fix.
It's 4chan, every second post is about woman logic and you expect anyone to support you in them somehow having this objective few on penis size? They're children in a adults body. They say and think a lot of shit they don't really mean.
I guarantee you that there was someone smaller than you that has found a decent women and started dating her but you're to pussy to even go out on a limb and find out.
Ah yes, I should just b confident and myself that'll fix everything. Thank you so much for your eye opening advice man!
You're deliberately seeing my argument in black and white so you can disregard any truth in it. None of the posters here said that were that ugly.
Furthermore, you just confirmed my point that facial deformities are much worse than having a small penis.
Thank you for your eye opening memes to make up for the fact that you want everything given to you without any work going into your terrible personality.
>le personality meme
Personality doesn't mean shit, no one gives a shit about your personality. It's all about your face, cock size, height and money. You can be the sweetest, greatest person in the world and women would gladly dump your ass for a one night of pump and dump with Chad. I'm ugly, short, balding and have a small dick. Even if I had a "good personality" it still wouldn't get me anywhere.
you're right that's why it's so much more likely that i see more fat bald men and scrawny manchildren with their wives and kids at shopping centers. how fucking stupid do you have to be to think everyone but you is a supermodel? why even shitpost this poorly? confidence is what you need to get a girl. being "attractive" comes from your lifestyle and whatever culture you're in. people think all sorts of deformation is attractive now.
Gee, did you think of your theory in your basement or the one time in the last week when you left your house?
'Confidence' does not equal going up to a women and talking to them. Obviously, women prefer better looking men to approach them so they can make an easier judgement on their suitability and wont have to guess why someone without natural confidence(i.e being born good looking) has enough balls to talk to them and if they going to murder them where they stand.
Take your average women dating an average man. Do you think they would prefer their boyfriends insecure?
>not only is everyone but me extremely attractive, they are also rich
at least this makes it convenient to be alone for the rest of your life, but what's the point in complaining then? sounds pretty counter-intuitive my cock loving friend.
>a 9,5cm dick simply smaller than average, just a little bit smaller, right ?
>b-b-but the vagina is only 8cm long, r-right ?
>still good enough to pleasure a woman, rrrrrright ?
How about he shits on your face so you can stop talking shit and start eating shit, you delusional faggot ? That's not a normal dick, that's smaller than a teenager's dick. Fuck it, I had a bigger dick back when I was 14, most people here probably did, just ask them.
>can't have proper sex with women because of his kid's size dick
>you're talking about personality problems
Time to tell us you're trolling. You can't be this retarded, you just can't.
Maybe they would dump your ass for a night with Chad but what actual experience have you had dating women? And how come some there's plenty ugly men in stable relationships?
I don't even know if you believe half the shit you say.
No need for insults there my normie friend. I had couple of girlfriends in high school, don't know why but girls seemed to love me in my freshman year at high school. Got really close with one but she literally dumped my ass after seeing my dick and told all her friends about it, I became the butt of every joke for almost two years in high school and girls started to avoid me like a plague. Try being confident after shit like this.
How does that prevent the OP from having sex with women, physically? The average dick size is 5.2 inches in some areas, meaning he's only an inch off and it looks like his girth is average.
I don't think you know what that word means.
>i am such a special snowflake because i got humiliated in high school. try being confident after that!
i have absolutely no problem with you thinking that you are a hopeless piece of shit because you can't be proud of your cock. i just don't understand the point of this discussion if you already have such an easy answer to all of your relationship problems. if i sought a simple excuse it would be so i can fucking forget about the problem and do the shit i want. instead you're a sexless freak who probably repeats himself all day about penis size and maybe how your face compares to your favorite male model, fucking just open your ass already.
>No insults, friendo
>Refers to a post above where someone is insulting me.
You're old enough to know that women act the way they think they should be acting.
You honestly think that every woman your current age would respond the same way, now that they're older?
Nearly every man has sex before he dies. This includes people with larger than average and smaller than average penis sizes. Smaller than average penis size are half the population, and they can easily get into the 4 inch range. Yet nearly everyone gets laid and married regardless.
Getting made fun of for two years is normie shit. Try having some real adversity in your life.
>poopoo pepe goes to twitter and reddit
>suddenly a lot of posts about "omg people can't talk about sex here! :) hi everyone!"
you can look in the archives yourself if you know how. dudes with girlfriends aren't a new thing you fucking idiot.
>implying a girl will have sex with you after seeing your pencildick
>implying a girl will actually enjoy sex with you
>implying that the girl who's about to have sex with him won't be disappointed when she sees his small dick because of her expectations
>implying he will be THAT one lucky bastard who just gets a girl that isn't bothered about his dick and potential bad sexual experiences
I guess that even you can't believe your own bullshit.
>a 9cm dick is good enough and you should not be bothered about it
I'm the other guy arguing on the 'it doesn't matter side', Shout out to the other nigga holding it down.
We care because you're mentality is like a virus that infects other members here. It's pervasive and it's helping to make this place even more of a cesspool, not to mention the effect on your life. You received your mentality from someone else it. It wasn't even an original thought.
That explains why 50% of the population are virgins who got laughed at because of their dick, right?
Actually, seeing as nearly everyone is small in comparison to porn star dicks and the 1% of men who have one, it explains why the recoil of women when men drop their pants has led to a zero percent birth rate and massive war on a global scale.
5.5 inches most women would consider small without having actual experience otherwise. You honestly think that they could somehow tell a mere inch difference just by eye?
He's not cornering me at all, so far he's been just insulting me farther and farther while assuming shit.
>You honestly think that every woman your current age would respond the same way, now that they're older?
>Getting made fun of for two years is normie shit. Try having some real adversity in your life.
My father is in jail because of the debts we racked up from our failed business, I'm working 12 hours a day, sometimes close to 15 to support my mother and sister in college in a 3rd world country with no future, my body is breaking down from stress and depression, health problems keep popping up, I'm getting malnourished as fuck from eating shitty meals because I have no money. We can't even turn on heating in our apartment because gas is expensive, I leech my neighbor's wifi to use internet. Enough adversity for you?
I didn't receive it from anyone, I thought like this since that shit in high school.
THIS JUST IN, THE VIRGINS ON R9K HAVE GOTTEN BLOW THE FUCK OUT. THEY ARE NOT EVEN RESPONDING. THE NORMIE ALPHAS HAVE WHIPPED OUT THEIR LARGE DICKS AND HAVE STARTED HIGHFIVING EACH OTHER WITH THEM.
>Think my penis is average
>Buy Trojan Magnums
>Go see an escort, bring my magnums because it's literally all I have
>She asks if I brought condoms
>I say "yeah, but I've never tried magnums, not even sure I'd fit th--"
>She says "oh, you'll definitely fit them"
That happened in December and I've been on this big dick high ever since.
I measure about 6 inches from the start of the shaft and I was told you press to the bone to measure, in which case I guess I'd be pushing 8 inches. Which is the correct method?
>tfw 7"x5.7" ugly penis dicklet
Just kill me already senpai.
To small to be considered big and i'm not even 6" girth. Being disgustingly average is a curse.
She wouldn't even accept extra payment for anal so yeah
Cherry picking. You're comparing one of the most famous top models in the world and someone who's on the edge of being difformed. You can't do shit if you're butt ugly and beta but being a confident ugly guy might eventually work.
too bad I'm not wild but I'm breaking up inside
dude, im so sorry. as a penis-liker, I do not like that penis