> Go to penis size comparison website because degenerate >

is this some cp? dude reported

>>26011984
That's me and I'm an adult...

That is some tiny dick bro
consider jelqing?

>>26011960
Just compensate by fucking lots of girls.

>>26012006
and is it erected in pic?

>>26011960
what site m8

>>26011960
get skinny

shave

be a femboi

stop trying to be alpha

be happy

Only 2 cm bigger than you OP.

I know that feel

If it makes you feel better OP, my dick is 3 inches, no lie.

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>tfw 9"

feels good fampai

>>26011960
Fuck and I thought it was bad being 6 x 5.5

become cuckold get sloppy seconds

>>26012100
doesn't that hurt most girls?
i've got 7.5 and most girls have said "fuck it's huge" with lust in their eyes.

can't dogg my girl tho, which blows.

>>26012142

>giving a fuck about what girls expierience

>>26012006
I'm scared to jelq, seen some nasty before/after pics where the penis gets all disfigured after. Bent/uneven girth and such. The only thing my dick has going for it is that it's relatively shaped well and don't want to fuck that up.

>>26012017
Are you serious

>>26012032
cocksizecontest

>>26012142
I'm ultra gentle. I like to ram it in at first but I go softcore right after.

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>>26011960
You're flaccid in that pic, right?

>>26012151
>edge
girls know this dick is good, that's why they come back for seconds

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>>26012176
>>26012017

I wish I could say that was my flaccid dick

>>26011960
Are you a bit overweight?
Cause it looks like you could gain at least one more inch if you lower your bodyfat.

>>26012210
Photoshop skills on point

>>26011960
wait thats what a 4 inch dick looks like? holy shit i must have a fucking giga dick then.

I'm sorry everyone in this thread is being a jerk, OP, but if it brings you any solace they're going to have trouble getting laid regardless.

First of all, you're measuring wrong. All of the 'scientific' penis size testing use "bone pressed" meaning to dig the ruler into the fat at the base of your dick until it touches the bone.

You rolled a bad lot in life, so has nearly everyone else in various ways, although most people you can see their problem just by looking at them, but they would have to get your pants off to tell there's anything 'wrong'.

Achieve social dominance. Achieve sexual dominance, if you're into that, and the girl will be already submitted before she even sees your dick. Or you could date a step downwards, but either way you, like all of us, should make up for your flaws by being a better man than you are today. The first step is disregarding your problem. It won't be easy, but I believe in you.

>>26012237
You haven't measured it? You don't have shit.

The way a dick looks is dependant on frame size. His dick could still be bigger if you're a fucking manlet and he is over 6 feet.

>>26012306
>All of the 'scientific' penis size testing use "bone pressed" meaning to dig the ruler into the fat at the base of your dick until it touches the bone.
Wait what, so the average is 6 inches when the ruler is pressed down?
That can't be possible, then the average dick would be small af.

>>26011960
>tfw much bigger than that when soft
It was unlikely to begin with since you're in /r9k/, but OP, make sure NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN.
Think about the poor fellas who would inherit those genes.

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At least you have girth man.

>>26012347
>That can't be possible, then the average dick would be small af.
It is. Why do you think most guys don't plaster their dick pics everywhere?
If they had big dicks they would.
Even most "average" measurements are flawed (even those with actual measurements by a professional), because those with small dicks are much less likely to answer.
Real average is like 5 or 5.5 inches.

at least you ain't me op
>7x5.5 dick
>overfapping
>6.5x5 at best now

>>26012372
Your shaft looks like breakfast sausage

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>>26012372
There is nothing more depressing than an ugly/small/deformed penis.

How do you guys do to keep afloat?

>>26012378
Mind fucking blown, this could be entirely possible.
This just makes it more bizarre that a lot of women actually think that the average dick size is 8 inches non-bone pressed.

>>26012396
>>overfapping

Is this actually a thing? What do I google to read more about this?

>>26012372
Wow, just look at that fucking mushroom.
It must really suck that it wouldn't look as thin if you weren't circumcised.

>>26012426
you don't have to worry
it happened to me because I would edge for 3+ hours everyday and my dick would hurt a lot

I am over double your length and have less girth than you so it's not all bad.

But anything that requires you to go out of your way to be counted in is obviously going to have skewed and innacurate results relative to actual probability in reality.

>>26012414
Even worse is that the 99th percentile of dick length is just over 7 inches bone pressed.

It's a conspiracy!

>>26012414
On the other hand most women don't measure their partners' dick, they repeat what he told them, and most men would lie, so what they call 7 or 8 is just a 6.

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>>26012406

I don't, contemplate suicide every wake second.

>>26012443

You can thank my parents for that like you can for my shitty genes. Wish I had enough courage to seriously off myself.

>>26012142
for some reason dudes with big dicks try to go balls deep but instead of it being "the ultimate pleasure" for a woman like they think it is going to be its agony as their dick head is continuously pounding her cervix.

>>26012444
Sorry to hear that. Did it regain any size after you stopped 'assaulting' it?

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>also circumcised
>mfw
ha hahahahahah
Will never get laid, but can never fully enjoy masturbation. Put some lotion on that dried glans, faggot your skin looks like it's gonna peel away.
You must love your parents, right ?
Kek, I'm dying here, might wanna do nofap and start improving your life :^), it's not like fapping is in any way pleasurable for you.
B-b-ut muh aesthetics, but I never have to wash my dick, but some women like it mutilated in burgerland.

>>26012497

You're dwelling on a problem you cannot fix. Ask someone in a wheel chair or with a deformed face if they would rather swap for your body.

I'm not saying your suffering is not relative to these people. I'm not saying it doesn't hurt, but your feeling about yourself are disproportionate to everything that has gone 'right'. Nearly every problem someone has can be disregarded by women if you start making the rest of your body and mind fire on all cylinders. It may be tough, but it's the only good fight there is.

>>26012517
i'm trying nofap and kegels
lets see

>>26011960

your dick looks fine. bone pressed you're more like 4.3", and your thickness is average, possibly even above average. your dick is also aesthetic, i can guarantee alot of girls would absolutely enjoy sucking it

>>26012558
Go get your altruism boost somewhere else. it's better to be honest than to wear a mask

small dick = death
having deformed face = death
ending in a wheelchair = death

>>26012552
mel used to be such a nice guy and loved by all americans in the 90s, what happened man

>>26012552

You put a lot of effort into that. I never knew a man that excitable about someone being circumcised.

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>>26012497
At least it makes you feel better when you have to go buy lube in order to masturbate, right ?
Have you tried that wet sock masturbation ? I heard it's really good. How about that shaft masturbation ? That's gonna give you some good orgasms.

>>26012558

You can maybe make it if you are a manlet, you can maybe make if you are kinda ugly. A small penis is literally a death sentence for a man, women will never see you completely as a man, will always see you as an inferior human being. You are literally a quarter man if you have a small dick.

>>26012593

I just use hand lotion.

>>26012569
TOP KEK anon, get the fuck out of here normalfag, OP is a micro dick faggot.

>first world problems
life sure is hard for the small dick faggg

>>26012372
HOW MUCH GIRTH DO YOU HAVE
ANSWER ME!!!

>>26012580

Just think about it, which of these things are actually equal to each other in suffering? Worrying about penis size is invented suffering, you're throwing a stick between the spokes in your wheel like a SJW.

It's very possible to find a woman who doesn't really care about your penis size if your make up for it in other ways. Even if you don't want to date or make up for it, it doesn't matter because nearly everyone on r9k doesn't get laid anyway and in the future you'll be fucking your VR waifu.

Stop being a pussy. Everyone has problems, you disregard them and get on with your life. Some days you'll get the wind knocked out of your sails but so has everyone else here. You're not special in your invented suffering.

>>26012651

4" or something

>>26012644

I'm both a dicklet and a starving 3rd worlder what now?

>>26012569
4.3" still equates to small and my girth is also well below average. I think the only thing it has going for it is the aesthetic

My dick still looks like a childs and if I posted it on here i'd probably get banned for CP

>>26011960
I have a small dick too anon, yours is cute. I'd suck on it like it was a popsicle.

next thing you know people start complaining not being over 5"9

>>26012706
guys will do anything to avoid girls.

>>26012210
>>26011960

This is literally me only I reach 4 when I'm erect and I have phimosis. Lose weight OP. You're overweight and it hinders the penis.

>>26012681
>having a deformed body is invented suffering
ok fampai

>>26011960
How the fuck does that work

My dick is 6 inches, and I literally remeasured right now, and it looks as big as yours, and no I'm not bone-pressing

Fucking camera angles.

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>>26012589
Yeah, I'm touching myself as I type, you guys understand, right? Wait, actually no, you'd probably get friction burns, good thing you aren't gonna feel anything anyway.
B-b-but I still only wash my dick once a month, while you have to do it everyday uncutfag, hahaha... take that !
How can you not laugh at these faggots ? It's like the Universe hates them.
>mommy cuts his dick just because
>give away a lot of pleasure and the ability to properly masturbate for women's preference
>foreskin sold to companies that make facial cream for women adding insult to injury
>4 inch dick, no sane woman will ever fuck him
Is there any fate worse than that ? Kek
Don't kid yourself faggots, I tried masturbating just by rubbing the glans, it's simply not that great and my glans is shiny too, no sandpaper dick like OP's.

>>26012739
>deformed
having a smaller than average dick is about as much deformation as having a fat fucking gut and more than 60% of dudes have those. shit on your own face you queer.

>>26012604
They're associating big dicks with positive virtues that come along side with that, like having just a little bit of confidence and not spending the rest of your life rolling around in your bed about something you cannot fix.

It's 4chan, every second post is about woman logic and you expect anyone to support you in them somehow having this objective few on penis size? They're children in a adults body. They say and think a lot of shit they don't really mean.

I guarantee you that there was someone smaller than you that has found a decent women and started dating her but you're to pussy to even go out on a limb and find out.

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>>26012776

Ah yes, I should just b confident and myself that'll fix everything. Thank you so much for your eye opening advice man!

>>26011960
What site op?

>>26012812
>he thinks women don't like confidence.
m'lady

I feel lucky to have a moderately thick 6"

>>26012812
You're deliberately seeing my argument in black and white so you can disregard any truth in it. None of the posters here said that were that ugly.

Furthermore, you just confirmed my point that facial deformities are much worse than having a small penis.

Thank you for your eye opening memes to make up for the fact that you want everything given to you without any work going into your terrible personality.

>>26012850

They like confidence in attractive man, you're a "creep" if you are an ugly, small dicket confident man.

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>>26012761
God you're such a cuck

>>26012864

>le personality meme

Personality doesn't mean shit, no one gives a shit about your personality. It's all about your face, cock size, height and money. You can be the sweetest, greatest person in the world and women would gladly dump your ass for a one night of pump and dump with Chad. I'm ugly, short, balding and have a small dick. Even if I had a "good personality" it still wouldn't get me anywhere.

>>26012865
you're right that's why it's so much more likely that i see more fat bald men and scrawny manchildren with their wives and kids at shopping centers. how fucking stupid do you have to be to think everyone but you is a supermodel? why even shitpost this poorly? confidence is what you need to get a girl. being "attractive" comes from your lifestyle and whatever culture you're in. people think all sorts of deformation is attractive now.

>>26012875
>words have no meaning :^)

>>26011960
I have the same length but ~80% of the thickness.

>>26012905
>you're right that's why it's so much more likely that i see more fat bald men and scrawny manchildren with their wives and kids at shopping centers

betabux

>>26012865

Gee, did you think of your theory in your basement or the one time in the last week when you left your house?

'Confidence' does not equal going up to a women and talking to them. Obviously, women prefer better looking men to approach them so they can make an easier judgement on their suitability and wont have to guess why someone without natural confidence(i.e being born good looking) has enough balls to talk to them and if they going to murder them where they stand.

Take your average women dating an average man. Do you think they would prefer their boyfriends insecure?

>>26012938
>not only is everyone but me extremely attractive, they are also rich
at least this makes it convenient to be alone for the rest of your life, but what's the point in complaining then? sounds pretty counter-intuitive my cock loving friend.

>>26012761
>a 9,5cm dick simply smaller than average, just a little bit smaller, right ?
>b-b-but the vagina is only 8cm long, r-right ?
>still good enough to pleasure a woman, rrrrrright ?
How about he shits on your face so you can stop talking shit and start eating shit, you delusional faggot ? That's not a normal dick, that's smaller than a teenager's dick. Fuck it, I had a bigger dick back when I was 14, most people here probably did, just ask them.

>>26012959
>obsessed with cock size
>calls others delusional
just fuck your shit up senpai. next you'll say that no guy with a beard ever had sex or what?

>>26012864
>can't have proper sex with women because of his kid's size dick
>you're talking about personality problems
Time to tell us you're trolling. You can't be this retarded, you just can't.

>>26012902

Maybe they would dump your ass for a night with Chad but what actual experience have you had dating women? And how come some there's plenty ugly men in stable relationships?

I don't even know if you believe half the shit you say.

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>shaving your pubes

>>26012959
Vagina is ~8in/20cm when fully aroused.

>>26012953
>>26012946

No need for insults there my normie friend. I had couple of girlfriends in high school, don't know why but girls seemed to love me in my freshman year at high school. Got really close with one but she literally dumped my ass after seeing my dick and told all her friends about it, I became the butt of every joke for almost two years in high school and girls started to avoid me like a plague. Try being confident after shit like this.

>>26012996

Read above.

>>26012993
>implying its common to have proper sex

At least your not like me at 203 cm tall autist with an average 6x4.5 inch dick...

It looks small as shit

>>26012169
I made an account, how do I compare to people now?

>>26012993

How does that prevent the OP from having sex with women, physically? The average dick size is 5.2 inches in some areas, meaning he's only an inch off and it looks like his girth is average.

>proper
I don't think you know what that word means.

>>26012992
>next thing you'll do
You're gonna need better bait, faggot.

>I'm not much, if any, bigger
Heh heh... Heh... Kill me

>>26013010
>i am such a special snowflake because i got humiliated in high school. try being confident after that!

i have absolutely no problem with you thinking that you are a hopeless piece of shit because you can't be proud of your cock. i just don't understand the point of this discussion if you already have such an easy answer to all of your relationship problems. if i sought a simple excuse it would be so i can fucking forget about the problem and do the shit i want. instead you're a sexless freak who probably repeats himself all day about penis size and maybe how your face compares to your favorite male model, fucking just open your ass already.

>>26012142
>>26012171
What has this board come to...

>>26013085
>first time on r9k outside of what he read on the twitter

>>26013072

Why are you even getting so worked up over me whining about my dick? Why do you even care?

>>26013095
You wish, normalfaggot.
He's right

>>26013010

>No insults, friendo
>Refers to a post above where someone is insulting me.

You're old enough to know that women act the way they think they should be acting.
You honestly think that every woman your current age would respond the same way, now that they're older?

Nearly every man has sex before he dies. This includes people with larger than average and smaller than average penis sizes. Smaller than average penis size are half the population, and they can easily get into the 4 inch range. Yet nearly everyone gets laid and married regardless.

Getting made fun of for two years is normie shit. Try having some real adversity in your life.

>>26013119
>poopoo pepe goes to twitter and reddit
>suddenly a lot of posts about "omg people can't talk about sex here! :) hi everyone!"
you can look in the archives yourself if you know how. dudes with girlfriends aren't a new thing you fucking idiot.

>>26013110
do you even care or is this just entertainment?

>>26013054
>implying a girl will have sex with you after seeing your pencildick
>implying a girl will actually enjoy sex with you
>implying that the girl who's about to have sex with him won't be disappointed when she sees his small dick because of her expectations
>implying he will be THAT one lucky bastard who just gets a girl that isn't bothered about his dick and potential bad sexual experiences
I guess that even you can't believe your own bullshit.
>a 9cm dick is good enough and you should not be bothered about it
Kek

>>26013179
He's just determined to feel sorry for himself and you're backing him into a corner argument wise.

>>26013110

I'm the other guy arguing on the 'it doesn't matter side', Shout out to the other nigga holding it down.

We care because you're mentality is like a virus that infects other members here. It's pervasive and it's helping to make this place even more of a cesspool, not to mention the effect on your life. You received your mentality from someone else it. It wasn't even an original thought.

>>26013200
this just reminds me of all that "pussy on a pedestal" shit that r9k supposedly gets angry about. are you trying to upset someone or idk man doesn't even make sense.

>>26013200

That explains why 50% of the population are virgins who got laughed at because of their dick, right?

Actually, seeing as nearly everyone is small in comparison to porn star dicks and the 1% of men who have one, it explains why the recoil of women when men drop their pants has led to a zero percent birth rate and massive war on a global scale.

5.5 inches most women would consider small without having actual experience otherwise. You honestly think that they could somehow tell a mere inch difference just by eye?

>>26013244
>>26013231
Dropped in to second this posts.

>>26013201

He's not cornering me at all, so far he's been just insulting me farther and farther while assuming shit.

>>26013139

>You honestly think that every woman your current age would respond the same way, now that they're older?

Probably.

>Getting made fun of for two years is normie shit. Try having some real adversity in your life.

My father is in jail because of the debts we racked up from our failed business, I'm working 12 hours a day, sometimes close to 15 to support my mother and sister in college in a 3rd world country with no future, my body is breaking down from stress and depression, health problems keep popping up, I'm getting malnourished as fuck from eating shitty meals because I have no money. We can't even turn on heating in our apartment because gas is expensive, I leech my neighbor's wifi to use internet. Enough adversity for you?

>>26013231

I didn't receive it from anyone, I thought like this since that shit in high school.

>>26013307

THIS JUST IN, THE VIRGINS ON R9K HAVE GOTTEN BLOW THE FUCK OUT. THEY ARE NOT EVEN RESPONDING. THE NORMIE ALPHAS HAVE WHIPPED OUT THEIR LARGE DICKS AND HAVE STARTED HIGHFIVING EACH OTHER WITH THEM.

>>26013318

>uses his spare time to post about his penis size.

Hahaha. Still not enough adversity. What country are you from?

>>26012100
what the fuck is going on at the base there looks like your dick is melting man

>>26012812
that poor guy on the right I'm seeing his picture fucking everywhere

>>26012396
is that even possible? maybe ur dick just isn't getting as hard

>>26011960
Mate, your dick is more of a plugw than a dildo, I think sex with you would be annoying because it slips out all the time.

Consider becoming a chastity slave.

>>26011960
You will eventually embrace it and become a cuckold. You won't even realize it. This is the fate of all dicklets.

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>Think my penis is average
>Buy Trojan Magnums
>Go see an escort, bring my magnums because it's literally all I have
>She asks if I brought condoms
>I say "yeah, but I've never tried magnums, not even sure I'd fit th--"
>She says "oh, you'll definitely fit them"


That happened in December and I've been on this big dick high ever since.

I measure about 6 inches from the start of the shaft and I was told you press to the bone to measure, in which case I guess I'd be pushing 8 inches. Which is the correct method?

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How fugged am I laddies?

>>26014371
>i'm not sure these condoms are big enough to fit over my dick
>(giggle) oh don't worry, i don't think that will be a problem (tells everyone about hilarious oblivious babydick)

>>26014450

>Average-ish size

>Unmutilated

You're fine.

>>26014450
u good

just move to Korea, you're about average there
not even joking, look it up

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>tfw 7"x5.7" ugly penis dicklet
Just kill me already senpai.

To small to be considered big and i'm not even 6" girth. Being disgustingly average is a curse.

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>>26014456
She wouldn't even accept extra payment for anal so yeah

>>26014886
That's rough anon. That's real rough.

>>26012372

>cutfags will defend this

Just look at it. It might not be some nigger tentacle but the doctors that flayed it made it 1000x worse than it actually was.

>>26013009

>tfw 6cm away from cumming directly inside

Well. All the more reasons to never try getting a gf I guess.

>>26015449
Even if he was uncut his penis would still look hell of weird bro.

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r8 mine fellow bots

>tfw small but not ridiculously small

whew that was close

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>>26015791
KIKED

>>26015791
I seriously hope that isn't actually you.

What in the sweet fuck.

>>26012812
Cherry picking. You're comparing one of the most famous top models in the world and someone who's on the edge of being difformed. You can't do shit if you're butt ugly and beta but being a confident ugly guy might eventually work.

>>26014371
>6" non-pressed
>8" pressed
There is NO FUCKING WAY you have 2" of pubic fat. You'd literally need to be an undiscovered exoplanet for this to be true.

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>>26015791
end it bro
that's fucking abysmal

>>26016491
People lie on the internet.

Shocker.

>>26011960
Daily reminder that most girls don't really care about the size of your dick. Unless you have a legit micro-cock you have no reason to complain.

>>26015791
>>26012372
nuclear

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Must suck to have tiny dick

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>>26016765

too bad I'm not wild but I'm breaking up inside

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>>26015791
dude, im so sorry. as a penis-liker, I do not like that penis

>>26013531
Cut
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