>You didn't list anything under the "hobbies"

I watch loli anime.

>"ummmm, would you consider harassing underage girls on the internet a hobby?"

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Yes i collect firearms and third reich memorabilia. I really like the history...he he......

Because shitposting is a qualification.

>I read genre fiction, sir
How do they react?

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>>26011346

Do employers in the USA actually want to know about your hobbies?

>>26011346
I don't have any money for hobbies, which is why I am trying to get a job,

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-shitposting isn't a hobby
-video games aren't a hobby
-listening to music isn't a hobby
-reading isn't a hobby
-downloading porn isn't a hobby

What would I say?

>>26012361
yes. I never list any and they seem to be fine with that

>>26012361
no they do not it's just a big ole meeeem pal

I like to play video games, listen to music, watch movies, read books
>inb4 not a hobby
Then 90% of the world has no hobbies, because that's all I see mentioned on Tinder.

>>26012518
it's because you're not allowed to be different or deviate or normies think you're a fedora try-hard, that's why everyone does the same shit.

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>>26012407
>reading isn't a hobby

>>26012518
A hobby is considered something productive that can get you somewhere later in life
none of this shit is like that just sayan

>>26011346
I forgot to put feeling sorry for myself

>>26012574
What the fuck? Thats the opposite of a hobby. A hobby is something to keep you occupied when you're not being productive, like coin collecting or skateboarding.

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>>26012361
It's on some applications and I've been asked in interviews about my hobbies. I just list everything I've done even once as a hobby to sound normal:
>biking
>skateboarding
>working out
>playing guitar and piano
>cooking
>learning languages
>reading (non fiction) books
>hanging out with friends
It works. I think by now they realize I'm lying. I lied about doing something on the weekend once and my manager looked all surprised and said "You have friends!?!?!"

I don't, but I thought I was hiding my power level decently until that

>>26012626
>It works. I think by now they realize I'm lying. I lied about doing something on the weekend once and my manager looked all surprised and said "You have friends!?!?!"
what happend next?

>>26012361
No. If an interviewer asks about your hobbies then 99% chance that you didn't get the job.

>>26012995
This makes no sense, faggot. There's a 99% chance that doesn't happen without you sourcing that kind of claim.