young men of /r9k/ would you be a rich milf's live-in boy-toy?

No because what if she wants me to lick her cunt but I don't feel like it

Sure, as long as she doesn't fist me

I probably would as long as I could still have time to myself to read or play vidya whatever

>>26010285
I'm not nearly handsome enough, but if i was, it wouldn't bother me at all to be some old lady's piece of ass.

the woman should go out to work and we stay at home playing vidya all day

its only fair women get some payback for the patriarchy

>>26010424
Hell, i'd keep her house clean and stuff while she was out at work. I wouldn't mind, as long as i was taken care of

>>26010285
No. Because this won't end well. By the end of the week, she'll have me sucking off a bunch of dudes

>>26010285
why would i want to be a whore?
i wouldnt even sell my body to attractive girls, not that they want it.

>>26010448
>this is the reality for many women

truly life as a woman is a luxury beyond measure

Ew, she might die from old age during it.

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Do rich single milfs all look like this?

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>Implying I'm masculine/feminine enough
I feel like a rich mild would only want some ripped chisel-jawed Chad or a femmy power-twink like in your pic

Nobody wants normal looking guys

>>26010534
Iktf i'm so painfully average looking, if not downright ugly. No milf is gonna look twice at me. I'm usually seen as an innocent grandson type from gilfs though, so maybe i should play up that angle?

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Of course. I have a really hard time being independent so her making all the decisions for me would honestly probably make me feel much more comfortable, I wouldn't have a problem with it at all. I'd love being able to make her happy
>she decides what you wear
I'm ok with this, but I'd at least want girl's clothes (i'm mtf)
>you accompany her on business trips and holidays
yay :)
>be submissive around mommy
I'd love that
>do whatever she asks without hesitation
I'd do my best

I'd be willing to get a part time job or something if she wanted me to but if I was doing all of the cooking, cleaning, and shopping then I might have my hands full

>>26010285
as long as i could call her mommy, and shed be gentle and loving with me

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What if I want to be a reach milf with a boy toy

>>26010285
I wouldn't even ask for anything except maybe one game a year, and a place to stay. I'd do all the housework, landscaping, cooking, etc. all she'd have to do is keep food in the house and the roof over my head. She could use me however she wanted, I don't care how

>>26010285
No, it's a cool fantasy, but in reality 99% of the women age horribly. By milf ages they are wrecks and the sex will be terrible. Better to have a wank and not waste my time on a woman i will naturally be unattracted to that will only provide me with living needs and clothes and no further prospects.

boy toy means you have a big dick and know how to use it in her
you are a fleshy vibrator, she gets alot of satisfaction out of validation
>young guy, still lusts after me

they dont want an adult aged kid
they probably have one already

>>26010774
It's not the sex i want, it's the feeling of being wanted, and that's not really dependant on what they look like or anything

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>tfw milfs don't want traps

>>26010788
well you are fucked in the head then

>>26010791
i feel you hard :( all i want is a mommy gf to help dress me up and be her little girl

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I'd do it in a heart beat.

I'm pretty much an empty shell that can barely exist without being told to, if she let me continue living my meaningless NEET life, I'd do whatever she said without a second though, she could do literally whatever she wanted to me, her words would be my whole existence.

>>26010801
disgusting excuse of a man. As your pop probably said " fucking killyourself."

>>26010815
no he only ever said things like, "you're a fucking disappointment and you make me want to pack up my bags and leave this family forever". He wouldn't be THAT harsh, jeez anon

>>26010836
"MOST GUYS WOULDVE LEFT BY NOW!"


well good for you i havent heard my fathers voice ever, or seen him.

With very little hesitation

>>26010795
Yeah, i know. I've been bred to serve, i just don't feel right unless i'm doing something for someone

>>26010853
>i havent heard my fathers voice ever, or seen him
awwww poor baby you gonna cwyy?

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>>26010791
>tfw no qt trap to dress up and have as a stay at home wife

MOST JUST

>>26010883
wow what a worthless cuck, no one will ever want you

>>26010891
Why cry for something that has never been there.
I got no connection to that topic.

>>26010913
c...can I be your trap waifu?

>>26010926
No, he/she already wants me.

>>26010913
I accept

>>26010925
I'm just fuckin with you anon, im sorry that happened to you and I hope things work out for you *hugs*

>>26010926
>>26010937
I only have enough money for one of you, so unless you're into polygamy and willing to work part time tell me why I should pick you

>>26010285
its my fucking dream senpai

i need to lose 10kg more to become the chad i once was and have the milfs throwing themselves at me again

i literally had my 40 yo ex-p.e. teacher grab my ass at a party one night when I was a 20 yo chad

>>26010955
I'm >>26010791, I'd totes be willing to work part time / be a stay at home wife for a qt who dresses me up.

You should pick me because I'm qt. Also if you like latina traps

>>26010285
Yes, that is quite literally my fantasy.

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>>26010780
what if they want pedro?

>>26010955
I'm >>26010711
Cause I'm already on hormones, I'm white, and obedient

Yes, of course.

What kind of stupid question is this?

i jack off to this idea all the time, but no, I wouldn't. In reality that would be fucking awful. It would either be an over controlling mom-type, or an abusive bitch. I've thought about this so much, and those are the only two scenarios, after a while. For the first few months it might be like a dream. But this being a long term thing would suck.