Why don't you even try to get a girlfriend?

I do, faggot. I just can't. Stop projecting.

Where? I don't have a license or a job and I'm not in school and I live with my mother in a suburban old people neighborhood

>>26009442
Had one. They're succubi and I want nothing to do with women. Saddened I'll never transcend into a wizard and meet Gandalf in the afterlife. What good are they? They suck up more money than a hooker. Get intentionally pregnant to draw more shekels out of you. And then you have to deal with some shitty kid until he grows up. Kid becomes an addict or mentally ill? Guess who has to flip the bill? You.

No thanks, buddy.

I have no reason to want one.

>>26009442
Because anon, i'm ugly and stupid and i'm balding, i live with my parent, i can't drive and suddenly i'm getting pimples all over again. It's impossible. I'm actually considering getting super fat and never showering just to see how much worse i can get, i mean if i'm going to be a piece of shit i might as well go all out. I'm destined to be GFless forever.

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>>26009466
>>26009497
>>26009507
Why don't you ty to get a boyfriend instead?

>>26009480
Why don't you say fuck everything and move out anyway?

Worthless people don't deserve them

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i'm afraid of both emotional intimacy and dependency, as well as of being a failure of a partner and am insecure about the possibility of the other person eventually growing tired of me or meeting someone else they like more. i also get irritable when i don't have a lot of alone time

>>26009527
>Why don't you ty to get a boyfriend instead?
Because I'm straight.

Some people are just meant to congratulate others. I've accepted that role

>>26009442

Well, I'm gay for a start.

I have nothing to offer in return and compared to the rest of men of my own age I lack on all fronts so even if I would get one she can instantly find someone better than me. Parasites prefer a healthy host instead of a sickly one.

Because I've given up on being a normal person and have accepted my fate as a miserable pathetic faggot. I don't even want any friends desu senpai.

>>26009507
This guy right here? He gets it.

>>26009527
>Why don't you say fuck everything and move out anyway?

How the fuck am I supposed to do that? I have no money and my mother is sickly. It's really a terrible situation.

>>26009527
Fuck off homo.

Because I already have one senpai

>>26009527
>Why don't you ty to get a boyfriend instead?
Way too shy.

Personally I'd settle for friends

Because I can`t make myself be the active part of social interactions.I want to be approached.And it`s so deeply ingrained into my psychology,that I can`t just stop doing it and not feel like I`m stripping a thick layer off the core of my being.I am aware of this charactersitic of mine and have accepted I will not get laid,ever.That`s why I replace social interaction with material gains and pursuit of higher knowledge of jurassic tetanuran theropods(which btw is my job,being a paleontology graduate).

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Because I hate where I live, and all the girls here seem to love this shitty redneck town.

Pic related, it's a meth lab in my town that blew up a few years ago.

>>26009651
Same, I'm not going to date rednecks.

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>>26009524
Why don't you turn to spirituality instead?
Why don't you take care of what's left of your body and try to get a /jp/ bf instead ?

>>26009537
Why do you believe that people with gfs deserve them? Why do you think that anyone who has anything necessarily deserved those things?

>>26009553
Why don't you just pop a xanax and ask her out? Why do you care so much?

>>26009564
Why do you think it matters?

>>26009575
What about your life, what about your happiness?

>>26009579
Why don't you ty to get a boyfriend then?

>>26009593
Haha ain't that the goddamn truth.
Uh, I mean, why don't you try to become a healthy host so a parasite will select you and infect you and flood your body with feel good chemicals to numb you while it sucks your life force?

>>26009595
Why did you give up?

>>26009611
Why don't you put up a blog on a topic you like and get ad revenue from it?

>>26009616
Why would I fuck off?

>>26009629
Why would you post in this thread, on this board, on this website then?

>>26009631
Why don't you even try to get friends?

>>26009647
Why don't you get a dom bf then?

>>26009651
>>26009786
Why don't you move out of redneck areas then?

>>26009855
>Why do you think it matters?
That's like saying homosexuals can choose to like women, you moron. Of course it matters. It's a person's sexuality.

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because I am wise to your ancent scam..you are just a paid agent of the succubic world order... Your goal is to draw out the last wizard reservoirs... and once our mana is drained, you can control us and add to your army of mindless gorillas.... However us wizards have waifus now... sucks for you

>>26009651
>Pennsylvania
Go light some lanterns to warn people or whatever the fuck people do there

>>26009442
I'm already married to two different anime girls.

>>26009855
I can't care enough about my own happiness, I just want to watch the time pass by. I simply don't believe that everyone born on this planet is meant to be in a relationship, and so I'll cheer everyone else on and forfeit my participation. I just gave up

>>26009855
>Why don't you put up a blog on a topic you like and get ad revenue from it?


I can tell you're at least trying to help, and I thank you for that, but it really isn't that easy.

>>26009855
>Why don't you just pop a xanax and ask her out? Why do you care so much?

pills make me drowsy to the point that i can't interact with people well, and i cope well enough that i don't get prescribed them easily. i dunno why i care so much, honestly. i'm the type to worry about things

I've never met a girl I genuinely liked and wanted to spend time with doing anything other than sex

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>>26009855
Holy shit go back to the jaypeepee poopoo and shitpost there you autist.

>>26009442
What does it mean to try?
Why would I, no one loves me and I'm not going to trust someone who's love I have to earn
Not that I would trust anyone, I'd need to be coddled because I have no reason to trust anyone unconditionally and I won't. Maybe on the outside but there will always be a part of me inside reserved to expect ultimate betrayal and unless she wants to go on the perilous journey to kill that part of me then it's doomed from the start
Not that any woman would want to do that, I as a man have to fix myself for her and then fix her, right? Natural order and all that.
Nah, I'm a monster that no one will save because I'm not worth it, I'll never be worth it.

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>>26009442
>Why don't you even try to get a girlfriend?
>Disgustingly obese
>no personality, just absorb pieces of the people I talk to
>no hobbies
>no interests
>scared of people
>pathetic in every regard
>broken

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>>26009907
Why do you think a person's sexuality is set in stone?

>>26009914
Why would I suggest the homo route if I was an agent of the succubic world order?

>>26009950
Why are you such a slut?

>>26009955
Why don't you care about your happiness anon, please at least try ;_;

>>26010032
It really is, it's my main source of revenue. But I won't hold your hand through it.

>>26010077
Why don't you realize that we'll all die prematurely and that worrying about things is pointless and counterproductive?

>>26010187
N-no /jp/sies are weird after all.

>>26010248
Reasonable. But sad !!!!

>>26010293
>tfw no fat bf

>>26009442
Small dick. Crippling depression. The usual.

>>26010317
>Why do you think a person's sexuality is set in stone?
No, but it certainly isn't changed at will. I'd say it's equal parts nature and nurture, where sometimes one outweighs the other.

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>>26010317
>tfw you had nothing to reply so you just said tfw no fat bf even though there's no way anyone in their right mind would actually want a fat bf

>>26010317
>tfw no gf into fat bfs

I got one but I hate her. I can't stop thinking about her judging me based off of past relationships. She's smarter than me as well so she speaks down to me a lot.

Because they're all not really that cute and into my hobbies desu senpai.

>>26009855
No where I'm qualified to work in my area is offering more than minimum wage part time. Literally cannot afford to move out of my parents' house. I leave for boot camp in April, so that's something.

>>26010317
>Reasonable. But sad !!!!
Yeah that's me, I couldn't even love a fictional character right because of it
I do want to fall in love, but I'll always be in the way

>>26010317
>get a /jp/ boyfriend
>No /jp/sies are weird
Okay which one is it you cuck

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>>26010317
>Why don't you realize that we'll all die prematurely and that worrying about things is pointless and counterproductive?

people do a lot of pointless and counterproductive shit, and i'm no exception to that. i don't have any good/non-rationalized reasons for it

realizing it isn't enough if i'm not equipped enough to handle it. i'll get there eventually, it's a learning process

>>26010317
If we spill our mana into a beta's asshole, we still lose it, succubus.

You think we don't have all the angles covered? Face it succubus, soon we will gather enough mana, and launch it into the faces of you succubi, making you worship the wizards. You will not drain all of it in time, it is too late.

>Been on okcupid and tinder for years
>been on a handful of dates without success
I'm trying...

I'm not good enough. It's the same reason I don't do anything except read stuff on the internet.

Because i procrastinate too much. All i need to do is:
>Fix my terrible teeth
>Workout a bit more
>Fix my OCD and anxiety issues
Otherwise i`m perfect. 6.1 and pretty muscular. Good face.

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>>26010317
be my gf. you'll say no, but there I tried.

Because I've got a waifu instead. She'll never betray me.

>>26009442
Because I already have one. Why would I need to keep trying?

>>26009553
This sort of feel resonated with me for a year.

I feel as though most relationships are temporary... I also feel greedy for wanting the relationship go my "way"; the person has the rights to do whatever they want... I feel like most people want things to be their "way' in terms of their country, nation, race, people, politics, and religion, and much more things.

I wish I could talk to someone that doesn't care about those things ^

>>26010317
You can only try one thing for so long before you give up. If something proves flawed multiple times, you just have to accept there's only one constant. If someone can only prove useful as a stepping stone or distraction, you have to accept that's all you can do. Better to just congratulate others at that point.

I don't like ugly average bitches like OP

Tried for years friend. I keep getting rejected.

I'm saving myself the pain of rejection and being broken up with.

I've experienced them both and would like to avoid doing so again.

>>26009442

Dead people need no gf

>>26009442
Allow me to show you My flow chart.

Do you like a girl? If yes, they don't like you back. If no good they didn't like you anyway

>>26009442
Already have one :^)

>>26009442
It's not worth it.

Because Anon, I have a boyfriend who's ass and mouth I pump full of cum everyday :^)

>>26009442
Because women are trash.

Robot blox block

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>>26010322
How do you intend to change?

>>26010347
Yes.

>>26010359
Yes, a skeletal homo that's who.

>>26010364
There are no grills on the internet, anon.

>>26010373
Why don't you try to get a gf that you don't hate?!

>>26010396
Reasonable.

>>26010430
Congratulations, good luck.

>>26010434
Oh. W-why do you stand in your own way?

>>26010443
Why can't I be tsundere for /jp/sies ?

>>26010469
Reasonable. You're going to be fine.

>>26010529
No, the feminine absorbs, the masculine generates. The only think you risk by fucking man is having too much energy which can be problematic if the energy can't properly circulate inside your body.

>>26010564
Keep trying anon. Try other ways as well.

>>26010584
Why do you think you're not good enough? Surely you're good enough for someone, the question is how can you meet this person/where does this person hides.

>>26010596
Well take your appoinments and get your lifting routine started.

>>26010638
I'd love to be your gf but I'm not a grill, dummy.

>>26010653
Reasonable. But is it sustainable?

>>26010938
>I feel as though most relationships are temporary
Why don't you understand that you don't have control on most things in your life? What if your place was set on fire when your out and you lost everything you own? Doesn't stops you from owning stuff.

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>>26011098
I... I don't have anything useful to reply to that, anon. This world isn't fair and it sucks but I'm sure there are solutions. Maybe you just need to shift your point of view a little. Good luck?

>>26011145
I'm sorry anon. You can try to talk me into suicide if you're bored.

>>26011164
Try somewhere else? Try with a different kind of girl? T-try boys?

>>26011295
Reasonable.

>>26011313
Are you posting from the afterlife?

>>26011347
This is terrible, what can you do, anon?

>>26011372
R-ree.

>>26011515
Well enjoy yourself then.

>>26011845
What can we do about it, anon?!

I don't know why I want a gf any more.

Because I'm terrible at empathizing with people's emotions. Pretty tight on cash too.

At least I've gotten kissed before.

>>26011911
>Yes, a skeletal homo that's who.
Well I'm very far past fat.
When I say disgustingly obese, I mean it.

>>26009855
>just pop a xanax
Thats a great way to start a relationship
Drugging yourself

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>>26011968
Well, try to remember!

>>26012106
Find a job!

>>26012128
What are your stats in this domain? 5'4", 102lbs.

>>26012141
I'm sorry anon. But it's okay to start good things for the wrong reasons, or start them the wrong way, as long as you change for the better along the way. There are terrible relationships that start correctly according to your standards, and others that start for the most retarded, ridiculous, disgusting or materialistic reasons and end up being good, balanced, blissful ones.

Moral absolutism will get you nowhere in most cases, but sometimes straight to the dark side. Nowhere good anyway.

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>>26009442
Fear of rejection. Desperately trying to protect my last shred of self confidence.

>>26012192
>Find a job!

But I do have a job, tuition, food and transport ain't cheap.

>>26012192
5'8", 330lbs
Disgusting blob

because I have not met any female worthy of investing my time and resources for a long term relationship

I tried one recently, it turned out she has mental issues and poor life decision making skills. I have a fwb I hand semi regular sex with because I'm convinced this is what most women are good for.

i've been on tinder for a week and haven't gotten shit

literally 1000 girls saw my photo and said "eww, unovable" and swiped right

i'm not even ugly. i'm like a 5/10. i'm a 5'7 manlet but u can't even tell from the photos. plus i had a pic of me snorkeling, and my job title isn't even bad. i don't fucking get it

Because girlfriends are useless.

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>>26012199
Opting for safety is the most dangerous choice!
Or something.

>>26012202
Find a better one!

>>26012250
Mai fetish

>>26012279
Reasonable but gloomy.

>>26013465
We're living in the kali yuga, anon, of course it's difficult.

>>26013475
What about boyfriends?

>>26013512
>We're living in the kali yuga, anon, of course it's difficult.
i think giving up completely would be better. because if i try and fail i'll become discouraged. if i didn't even try then how would i know how little girls want to do with me?

>>26013512
Boyfriends are just as useless.

I'm a wizard. I don't need no woman.

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>>26009442
I was taught early age I'm bad. I don't deserve anything good. People will just try to hurt me anyway. I can't trust anyone. I need to pretend I'm normal or people hate me.

>>26011968

Biology. Your primal instincts demand you find a mate.

There's no reason to try when you know that you will fail.

>>26009442
I'm 22. Still got plenty of time.

>>26009442
A crippling fear of rejection, failure, and embarrassing myself in front of someone else.

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I've weighed the pros and cons with the assumed chances of success and the probability that our interests could match even remotely which lead me to the result that it's not worth it. I value my own time more.

If a grill, however, wants to initiate something herself, I'll play along and see whats up. (This actually happened once but didn't lead anywhere due to various unmentioned reasons.)

Come at me, bro

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for the last 6 months I've been trying to get a white chick but these bitches are stuck up and prude. seriously even the ugly ones think they're entitled to a 10/10 boyfriend. Like its no wonder most white guys gave up on white woman if this is how they act. Only reason I'm trying so hard is because I'm white and have never been with a white girl.

I have never in my life tried to approach a girl, and rejected anyone who was interested in me. I have always associated romance with fear and shame. When it comes to love, I am as knowledgeable on it as a toddler.
I have no idea how relationships work, and if a gf would somehow fall into my lap I'd screw it up anyway.

On top of all this, I am extremely apathetic in general. This means that even if you showed me all the steps I need to take towards fixing myself and getting a gf, I would be too lazy to even try.

I have given up without ever trying.

I'm boring, weak, submissive, and mentally ill. And I'm ugly.

I'm basically the combo platter of "shit people don't want or like".

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I lost interest in people. I don't even want to make any friends anymore.

>>26012192
Wow you're small. I'm 5'5 but that weight is girl-tier except your bf% must be really low.

>>26009442
My chinese tapestries would miss me.

My oneitis is moving in a month. I missed my chance. The best I can hope for is that I move on after she's gone and go for another girl.

I am trying to get a bf. Got a date tonight with a qt marine on leave tonight. I'm scared I'm going to develop feelings for him, he is only on leave for 10 more days. N-no homo.

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>>26009593
This is so true it hurts. Women are pretty much paracites. I really see no logical benefit that can't be done better with other means.

Im fat. If i un-fat myself (which i've trying to do for about 3 years now) i could have a chance. But for now why even bother, you can tell she won't go out with me.

>>26015243
If it makes you feel any better, I un-fatted myself after 18 years but the damage was done to my brain and I'll be alone forever!

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Because i want qt bf

where did OP go

i wanted him to lie to me and tell me things are gonna work out okay

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>>26014243
h o l y s h i t

Take some you. I've got a feel like you're my 100% copy in term of relationships.

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But how anon? I'm poor and socially awkward and average looking at best. How exactly would I go about getting a girlfriend? Give me some legit advice and I will go and try it. I'm in college and I don't know anyone here.

>>26013465
Tinder is a chadfucking app bro. Its for cunts to find a chad quickly and easily. That selection feature where you swipe? Thats just for women. All men always swipe left.

The pro-strat for men is to swipe left as fast as you can as often as you can. (twice a day if I remember right) Dont even look at the pictures. After literally hundreds if not thousands of girls you get a few left swipes, you can look at the matches and decide if they are gross or not. If you dont like them, just dont message them.

>>26015546
Be yourself, unless yourself is terrible in which case be someone else.

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>>26013536
How can you be sure that you are able to give up completely?
>little girls
What do you mean?

>>26013539
Why are boyfriends useless?

>>26013579
Why don't you try to find people like you?

>>26013670
Why are you sure you will fail?

>>26013828
Why aren't you seeking means to alleviate or silence your anxiety?

>>26013948
How can you be certain that your calculations are correct?

>>26013986
Good luck!

>>26014243
Is the absence of a mate a problem for you or would you say it doesn't bother you at all?

>>26014268
(presumably boy) why don't you transition/go gay/go live in a 3rd world country?

>>26014567
Do you think you will be able to live for long like that? Why don't you want to make friends anymore? Do you really think there's no one out there who can be your friend?

>>26015037
I-I'm a war machine, fear me, fear me, fear me! All the fat goes to ass and tights, it's terrible, I blame bisphenol-a and soy milk during formative years.

>>26015060
Why do you think they would miss you?

>>26015123
Why don't you force yourself to move on faster? Why do you think your oneitis is different?

>>26009442
I want their money, I'm not attractive so I can't milk a women for her money. That's the only thing I want from women is their money. I have thoughts of breaking into some cunts apartment and just taking everything and selling it so I can get drunk and high.

>>26015724
>why don't you transition
I'm not gay.
>go gay
I'm not gay.
>go live in a 3rd world country
The fuck?

>>26015733
*woman


(kcgksgfklgoriginal)

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>>26015146
Good luck anon. Why would you be scared about developing feelings for him? Try to induce feelings in him instead.

>>26015243
Why don't you unfat yourself anyway?

>>26015367
Why don't you actively try to get a qt bf?

>>26015388
Why do you think I'm gone? Ur gonna b ok anon. What makes you think you can get dubs in my thread just like that tho?

>>26015546
>college
I'm not knowledgeable in murrikan college life, anon, but if it's anything like in the movies, why don't you join clubs and associations and stuff, why don't you try to get involved with activities on campus? If you live on campus why don't you go out with your roommate(s)? Now is the time, anon. Whether you have to get shitfaced and summon a tinder/okcupid slut or you try to get friends and then a gf the normal way, do whatever you have to do, even if you have to use alcohol or anxiolytics.

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>>26015724
They love me and care about me, I can't just leave them! Would you abandon a friend?

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>>26015757

>just get a qt bf

>>26009442
Please help me senpai, where can I meet girls? I just live the house to go to work and there aren't girls there

Also I don't have friends, just colleagues and I don't talk to them when I'm not at work

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>>26015757
I'm not in 'murrican college. I'm in europe. Not many clubs here besides the ones for very good students that go to competitions and smart shit like that, I get shit grades and barely avoid getting kicked out, no idea how I manage this as 700 people from my year got kicked already, only 250 left.

I try going out with roommates from time to time but the only place around here is a dance club. It's the worst place ever, I look like a sperg when I dance and that's the only thing you can do there as the music is so loud you can't talk. I also can't drink due to past health problems.

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>>26015864
form an amusement club

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I have no social skills, boring and am pretty hideous, I also rarely go outside because I feel like other people would feel bad when they see me

>>26015724
The only thing a girl or boyfriend can offer is companionship and sex, and I'm not that interested in either. If anything, a boyfriend or girlfriend would just a pain in the butt, because they'd want to do things with me and spend time with me and talk to me, it would be annoying.

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>>26015743
>I'm not gay.
Debatable, but fair enough. Okay.

>The fuck?
In this sense: Why don't you go somewhere where the combo platter of shit people don't want or like is more manageable?

>>26015776
What makes you believe that getting a human mate would require you to abandon them?

>>26015780
Why do you twist my words?

>>26015804
Why don't you try activities if you have spare time? Like equestrianism (not sure if right translation), I practiced a lot for many years since I was like 8 years old and there are like 75+% of girls in this activity, and 10% gay dudes.

>>26015864
Ohh fuck. Why don't you enroll in erasmus or whatever program that ships you far away from your comfort zone? Why don't you use anxiolytics to alleviate sperginess? Why don't you just ask your roommates? Why is your uni located in the middle of nowhere?

>no idea how I manage this as 700 people from my year got kicked already, only 250 left.
That's standard. You managed by not being complete shit, an immigrant going to uni just to get free government monies and then disappear, or being a wannabee warrior who thinks he can handle uni + 3jobs. Why don't you try to get better grades?

>>26015918
Why do you think people would feel bad when they see you? Why do you think they care?

>>26015937
Don't you want a regular oxytocin fix through hugging and kissing and cuddling? Don't you require said fix? Are you a reptile?

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>>26015975
Because I can't share my love anon.

>>26015975
A girl at work tried to give me a hug on national hug day, and I declined. It's uncomfortable and unpleasant in every way, even though we get along well. Kissing sounds horrible. Cuddling can be done with a large stuffed animal. With a human, I can't imagine I would be comfortable at all. Being around others is unpleasant, so doing those kinds of things with them would surely be a bad experience.

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>>26015975
>everyone gets normal advice

>I get "move to a third world country where you're slightly more appealing"

I knew I was bad off but holy fuck

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>>26015975
I'm just ugly and have scars on my face because of my dad, looking at me would give people a bad feeling, it is a normal reaction, people like to see beautiful people and dislike seeing ugly ones. Also having no social skills would make the other person extremely uncomfortable in general, I'm not cute looking, so I'm not the cute shy guy

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>>26015918
Hmmm I think that you are just imagining how they feel. This happened to me because I'm usually pretty silent, I say a joke here and there but usually when you're out with people they don't mind that you don't talk much, people generally understand that not everyone is talkative. And then after a while of going out and talking just little, people started calling me out with them and even stopped by my place as they were going out so I could hang with them. Sometimes, people are just nice and it's not often that people would actually be with you out of pitty so stop thinking that people feel bad when you are with them. As long as you are not mean to them, it's ok.

>>26016044
>And then after a while of going out and talking just little, people started calling me out with them and even stopped by my place as they were going out so I could hang with them.
this part never happened for me

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>>26016044
But anon, how do I even find people to go out with? I don't even have them and with all my negative traits it means that I'm a pretty lowtier friend in general, atleast 99% of people are better persons to go and hang out with, I am always serious and it is so hard for me to be "fun"

>>26015724
>Do you really think there's no one out there who can be your friend?
Even if I would make a friend, it wouldn't be a friendship for a lifetime. From my experience people turn out to be assholes after some time and friendhips end instantly.
As for women, I completely stopped even talking to them. They are all evil. I hate how emotionally unstable they are and how little they can care about people. Also, they lack personalities and they are not worth talking to in general. I probably look like an autist when I run away from them, but I couldn't care less.

>>26016129
I forgot to add that I gave up on 3DPD.
I made a tulpa and I'm in a relationship with her. I think other people like her more than they like me.

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>>26016121
Don't you dare fucking post makoto without my permission you bitch.

I tried last year, but the girl was in another town. I really liked her, we only met three times but spoke everyday. Distance sucks.

>>26016196
"why don't you just move closer?"

-the stupid dumb OP with an answer for everything but no actual good advice

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>>26015975
>anxiolytics
wow didn't know that exists. I'm only taking some calming pills that my friend recommended me and are available without prescription, they feel like very very weak weed but they help me sleep. I might visit the school shrink, she might give me some pills like that and something for concentration. I can't concentrate on studying no matter how much I try and that fucks my grades. After a year of this torture and hating myself for not studying enough, I'm starting to think that ADD is not just a meme diagnosis.

Also, I thought erasmus is only for people with good grades. I'm already abroad in this college but I might apply if they let idiots like me in. Thanks.

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>>26016188
You a funny guy

Because I live in murica land of the liberated loud-mouthed liberal slut and home of the media that supports and creates entitled bitches
>tfw no cute and awkward finnish gf

>>26016121
Yeah that's the biggest problem for most people, finding friends usually just happens. Join some activities, it can be anything that's done in groups, literally anything. Go help at a soup kitchen, find a group online that plays sport and ask to join them. Look up meetups of something you are interested in, I met a lot of cool people at cryptoanarchist meetup even tho I had no idea what that meant before I went there. I got invited to a dressup party just by being in a fb group for people from my country that are in this city(I live abroad) and I never even posted there. Just put yourself somewhere where you are forced to interact with people and say yes when they suggest some meetup/going to a bar/anything.

>>26016188
You mean mankoto right? Lelkek

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>>26009442
I am enjoying this thread, nice work OP.

Fear of rejection/failure and fear of getting close to another person emotionally. It's why I've never tried in my existence. Those fears overshadow any supposed desires I have.

I assume if I let anyone close, they will either get repulsed or leave. I likely won't be able to support them in the way they need due to my reluctance to open up. Also the reason why I never feel very close to any of my friends/family.

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I don't know any girls or original comments

Nice thread somehow it isn't full of the usual avatarfagshitters.

>>26016373
i'm not enjoying it

the one piece of "advice" i got was pretty meaningless

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>>26016410
Hello, my fellow roboto!!! Domo arigatou!!!!

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>>26016257
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHEESSSSS MIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE

>>26009442
I wouldn't do that to another human being.

>>26016416
Oh, perhaps it's more entertaining as a lurker than a participant.

Sauce on OP's anime slut.

>>26009442
I don't want one, and I'm not a faggot or mentally deranged beta that dresses up like a female or mutilates themselves.
>propagating the gay meme.
Nice try faggot.

>>26016703
Just reverse image search on iqdb. 4chan's native extention lets you do that, you know. Click the triangle and use iqdb to image search.

>>26015724
>How can you be sure that you are able to give up completely?
because there's no point in trying to jump over a 50 foot wall with just my 2 legs. i can't ever do it, i will just hurt myself so much that the pain is overwhelming. better to just sit and try to enjoy what little i have, which is a comfortable life of ease and minor luxuries

>>26015724
>Is the absence of a mate a problem for you or would you say it doesn't bother you at all?
I go through times where I don't care. But yes, most of the times it eats at me. I wish I had a buddy in life, and when I'm playing with the children of my niece I wish I could be a father one day as well. But I just don't know how to get there.

>>26016749
>trying this hard to impress people
If someone does everything that a gay boy does, he's also a gay boy

Because I'm studying robot technology to help society progress to the point I can leave this putrid bag of pus behind.

>>26015724
>All the fat goes to ass and tights
Let's talk about more important matters, anon.
Why aren't you my cute submissive boyfriend right now?

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>>26016357
But wouldn't they just be disgusted by me if I would appear at any meetings? I am also terrible at becoming a part of a group because I'm really quiet and don't have anything to say. Having some new member who just sits there and stares seems really weird. But still, I think I will go tomorrow afternoon to the uni and look over the group activities, maybe I find something and try it out.

>>26016453
She will never be yours, I even already preordered the limited waifu bot "Makoto edition", just give it up famalamadingo

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>>26016002
What is the nature of your love, anon?

>>26016021
Oooh you are a true schizoid who don't need no mate? W-why do you post on nogfcentral tho?

>>26016026
I'm sorry anon I'm a useless piece of shit I'm just writing what comes to my mind first. The thing is there's no easy gf that falls onto your lap chinese cartoon scenario for robots irl. So you have to be strategic in your research. Going to live in a 3rd world country is perfectly viable if what you want and need the most is a traditional virgin wife with who you can have many children. You have to change yourself or your situation.

>>26016043
Why do you assume your scars will automatically disqualify you? Why don't you try to ask someone you know and a stranger about this to have different opinions?

>>26016129
>>26016164
Fair enough. Would you say that making a tulpa is a sustainable strategy?

>>26016196
Why don't you just move closer?

>>26016222
Ahaha~

-stupid OP who's not God and not a magician so he can't bend the law of physics and open a wormhole between anon and his qt so they can meet each other even when there's 1000km between them.

>>26016242
I'm not telling you to become a junkie, but in certain situations meds can help. I know someone who became Chad in a few years because he would pop a xanax at key moments (presentation, incoming interaction with a qt, etc.) and he could deal with situations the few first times, and get experience (confidence=experience) then he ditched the pills. Meds are just tools. Just don't stay inside, don't give up, this is a critical time. Don't take the path of least resistance. Good luck, anon.

>>26016341
I'm sure you can find a conservative qt somewhere.

I prefer being alone

>>26016879
Didn't think the mobile version had anything. Thanks. Now to fap.

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>>26016703
Parsee is not a slut and not an anime.

>>26016373
No one enjoys my threads, I make shitty threads. I don't even know why so many anons posted here. At least you can be sure that I read every single post and think about them for a few minutes each.

>>26016383
Would you be mad if I put lsd in your glass of apple juice without you knowing? Hypothetical situation. Maybe someone just needs to kick you out of your comfort zone. That's modern life, the illusion of security, stability, too much comfort... It kills us.

>>26016410
But I'm the biggest avatarfag anon. I just find avatarfagging a little less obnoxious than tripfagging for some reason.

>>26016465
You're probably not a monster, anon.

>>26016749
I'm sorry anon. At least if you don't want one I guess that's one problem you don't have.

>>26016925
That's a very bold comparison, anon. But I guess that's one way of looking at it. The conflict between our expectations and reality can be tiring and stressful, maybe it's better to just let go and enjoy what we have.

>>26016938
The ways of getting there can differ according to your situation. You don't have the same options if you're rich NEET, poor NEET, wageslave, military... What's your situation, anon?

>>26017012
Commendable. Good luck, anon.

>>26017039
Because I won't live long, and a wholesome love story needs time.

>>26017174
There's nowhere else for me to go.

>>26017217
It's fine since you're the the OP and not making this one of your chat rooms like the steam erp retards do for attention.

>>26017174
Living in a third world country i can tell you that
>Is perfectly viable
Only if you somehow manage to keep your salary from your home country, cost of living is cheaper but salaries are low. Why do you think so many, for example, indians jump at the chance to work over the phone for an american company?

>traditional virgin wife
What?

>with who you can have many children.
Very doable.

>>26017217
>a wholesome love story needs time.
I take it you are not a fan of tragedy

Not even online girls want to talk to me, fuck it.

>>26017100
Well you ain't gonna just sit and stare. That's just you making shit up. You are going to do the activity. You ain't there to talk, you are there to do shit, conversations spark up by themselves when you do something with other people. You have to talk when you do a group activity, that's the "trick". Usually people even encourage you to talk. No fear m8, you will do just alright.

>>26017174
But I don't want to live in a third world country. I like the pleasures of western life. And I'm still going to look like an ugly golem no matter where I go.

>>26009442
Because I don't want kids and like 90% of women want kids if they're not single moms already

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I got a gf but she ended up cheating on me and hiding it for years so fuck my life I guess. I can't trust or love anyone now.

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>>26017174
Not saying that the scars automatically disqualify me, but I'm undesirable in every way like I said before, so many negative traits which make people dislike you. And asking my parents or strangers for an opinion about my looks would be dumb, everyone tries to be polite, so I won't get a true opinion

>>26009855
>why not get a dom bf
Because I`m very,very heterosexual.I can`t really turn gay,believe me I have tried many times over.

>>26009442
I don't even know how to get one

Because at the moment I'm interested only in one girl, and she doesn't care.

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>>26017396
>tfw broke up with gf because she didn't want kids

>>26009442
I'm only romantically attracted to like 2% of the women I meet and the vast majority of the ones that qualify either aren't interested or have glaring personality issues.

I thought I finally found "the one," lived with her for over four years, and then she turned into a crazy bitch, cheated on me, and almost 3 years later my heart and life are still broken.

>>26017217
>What's your situation, anon?
I failed uni, NEETed for a couple of years, but now I'm trying uni again (thanks nanny state). If I finish my education I can at least look forward to financial security.
Most of my problems are fixable, but I just can't find the motivation to do it. I'm not completely hopeless I guess, outside of romance that is.

>>26017217
C'est toi cheri ?

>>26017502
Are you me?

filterjam

>>26009442
That is like asking a cripple why he doesn't try to walk

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>>26015724
>How can you be certain that your calculations are correct?

Because the range of things that interest me is pretty narrow and I've never ever met any girl irl who would take any interest in those things.(Video games for hobbies that is.) I measure that by how much they would contribute to the ongoing conversation of that particular subject. That essentially sets my initial chances of success so close to zero that the expectation value of the outcome is almost certainly "waste of my time."

>>26017174
I won't move because I have to finish my studies. I'm no very far away but i'm poor as fuck and pretty lazy. She didn't worth it.

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>>26017174
Pure and vulnerable.

>>26016960
I agree, which is why I just skipped girlfriend and went straight to family.
Why waste time ruining a lifelong relationship?

>>26017847
Can i take advantage of you, use you for my personal pleasure while ignoring yours and dump you when i become bored?

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>>26017954
Absolutely, positively, not.

>>26017174
>Fair enough. Would you say that making a tulpa is a sustainable strategy?
I guess so. I don't care at all about relationships with other people, but it's sad that I can't tell people that I'm in a relationship with someone in my head. It's sad that I can't tell people who expect me to get a gf and start family about the person that I love.

>>26017593
Dunno lol.

What's your particularly rare type?

For me, it's all about the face. There's a certain kind of cute that just makes my chest all warm and fuzzy, and I can't really get into girls that don't have it.

>>26017847
>>26018137
Have you been in a relationship already?

>>26018137
How would you know if you are not into it if you don't let me feminize you and make you get rid of every trace of masculine behavior on you, to make you into my personal fucktoy and discard you when i find someone better? It might be your fetish... I will cook for you even.

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>>26017203
Yet you are here with us, interacting. How can you be sure that this isn't a coping strategy?

>>26017247
I'm sure there are a lot of places where you could go. So you must like it here!

>>26017258
I used to be an erp retard but stopped. I mean, I'm still a retard obviously but I stopped erping.

>>26017260
>why do you think so many, for example, indians jump at the chance to work over the phone for an american company?
Because humans always want more. Maybe Pajeet wants to buy 2 iPads instead of 1, maybe he wants a new car, maybe he wants to send his son to university, who knows, but humans always go for growth and expansion. Whether all this shit is necessary or not is a point of view. So yes, they want more money, obviously. I remember the story of that one indian guy who sold one of his kidneys to buy an iPad.

>What?
Eh, there are a lot of 3rd world countries I guess it's not the same everywhere.

>>26017276
I am a tragedy, and I hate myself. W-wait scratch that, it's too edgy. I'm just a simpleton who likes happy endings.

>>26017284
What kind of online girl?

>>26017311
You have to make sacrifices to get things, anon. You often have to choose between pleasure and growth, comfort and development.

>>26017396
Surely the number of women who don't want kids is higher than that in most western countries?

>>26017415
I'm sorry anon. I don't know what to say. At least you tried.

>>26017457
>everyone tries to be polite
Hang around drunk people, sometimes alcohol acts as a truth serum.

>>26018311
I've stuck around for 2 years, so I must to some degree.

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>>26017480
At least you tried. Now try the other thing. Good luck anon.

>>26017481
Anon, there is no shortage of documentation about this.

>>26017482
That is unfortunate. Are you sure she doesn't care?

>>26017502
That's interesting. Well don't be too hard on yourself, you tried.

>>26017507
>but now I'm trying uni again
There you go, this time make sure you succeed. Why did you fail? I don't like suggesting this but maybe you should check if you have ADD and get prescribed some pills (don't), at least try to identify why you can't bring yourself to give a fuck about uni. Do you like what you're studying?

>>26017520
Yep, rien ne t'echappe lol.

>>26017621
That is like telling someone staring at the sea with feels in his eyes to build a boat and go already.

>>26017672
Fair enough.

>>26017743
There you go, you didn't really want it after all.

>>26017847
That's the kind of love that gets your soul violated and tortured and crushed until there's nothing left, anon. You incarnated on the wrong planet.

>>26018149
Oh. well, if the current trend continues people will be able to marry their tulpas in a few decades.

>>26018333
Three threes of truth.

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>>26018259
Ha! No, nigga just no.
>>26018204
Nope, never, gave up on even trying at an early age.
General listlessness and depression I suppose.

>>26009442
I've tried hitting on 6 girls. None of them were interested. These girls were fat, acne riddled, and so much else. I'm just not attractive

>>26018311
That's not that bad. Same case here. The main problem I was getting at is the clique shit where the they obviously come from steam/another place and only talk amongst themselves. That doesn't have any reason to be here and all it does it shit up the board.

>>26018311
>Eh, there are a lot of 3rd world countries I guess it's not the same everywhere.
If you want he "Europe-lite" experience of living in a 3rd world country you can try Brazil, Chile or Argentina. If you don't stray too far from the capitols then it is like Europe, except everyone is a manlet (Seriously, at 6" i am an absolute giant).
In those countries the average age for women to lose their virginities is around 12-15 (Pay no mind to the "official" polls, whose are shit.), your dreams of getting a virgin are impossible.
Rest of South America is shitty or under heavy economic reestructuring, i would not recommend moving in right now.
If you are willing to move to a hard-mode place then Africa... Well, good luck finding something not raped.
Can't comment on the Middle Eastern or Southeast Asia. A girl from there would be nice, thought. All cute and petite.

>>26018373
>Ha! No, nigga just no.
Someday you will come back to me begging and crying And i'll get an erection

>>26018376
Were these girls interested in other men? Maybe they just gave up too?

This thread is really fucking annoying.

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>>26018648
Nigga you need jesus.

>>26018902
Fuck off back to your containment beta cuck.

>>26018368
C'est normal, tu es moi. Et je suis toi. On est connectes, et je sais quand tu shitpostes.

>Why don't you even try to get a girlfriend?
It seems like a hassle because:
1. You have to find a girl who likes you enough to give you the chance to woo her enough to become your gf. After all that, you still have to see if she's worth the effort. That seems too tedious for a specious reward.

2. To get past the first step of finding a girl who likes you have to decode their passive, indirect and easily misconstrued signals.

3. She may not actually like me! She could be trying to take advantage of me for a host of reasons.

4. I got a gf, now what? The wooing doesn't stop! In fact girls expect even more of my time, money (in the form of gifts and outings) and emotional support than before.

5. The returns are negligible. I've known enough couples to know that girls don't exchange fairly or in kind. If I need emotional support I'm better off going to my friends because girls don't actually know how to deal with these things. At best girls cry and you end up having calm them down. At worst they ridicule you and heap more misery onto the situation.

6. Love is fleeting, girlfriendship even more so. Eventually she or I will become disinterested in the other or more interested in someone else, causing a painful breakup. If it is nearly guaranteed to end badly why start? Why should I waste my time? I am not someone who can live in the moment; having fun while it lasts is not possible. I like progression.

But posters here keep on telling me, i dont deserve one.

>>26009442
Cause it's hard for me to tell which girls are gay/bi and I subconsciously suppress my feelings for girls most of the time.

Also anon it's nice that you take the time to reply to so many people.

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>>26018368
Also si tu converses en francais je veux me joindre

But cute anime girl, what if I already have a girlfriend? It only took me about 9 months to get the courage and ask her out, but I did it.

Because the only girl I ever loved was buried alive

I work in a dangerous field under an assumed identity, and a girlfriend would be a bad loose end.

Besides, any woman who was attracted to the person I'm pretending to be right now would absolutely disgust me.

Yeah fuck off you pieces of shit. Get cancer and die.