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Hey, /r9k/. Have you opened up your heart to Kek, the frog god yet? Kek is the Ancient Egyptian god of darkness. He manifests as a frog-man, something like Pepe. He has a wife, Kekette, who manifests as a lying snake. He is the god of darkness. If you worship him, he will give you the gentle cover of night, making sure all the normies go to sleep, so you have a few hours without them. He is also a god of chaos. He will shake things up, and make sure you live in interesting times.
Personally, I plan to start worshiping him in a pantheon along with Venus and Ba'al Hadad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_%28mythology%29
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>>26008818
Combine your will with us robots, now is out time.
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>>26008818
Hes our last saviour.
Ask Kek anything. he will respond with double digits.
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Proof of KEKs call
Join with us robots, summon The Frog, bring about the end times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCwlcP6U1o
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>>26008818
TO KNOW THE GODS WITH WHOM YOU FIDDLE, EXAMINE THE ARCHETYPES THAT LAY IN THE PSYCHE OF ALL MANKIND
>>26008921
Beta uprising when? I missed the last one
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>Among the rituals for the rain deities, the Yucatec Cha-Chaac ceremony for asking for rain is a ceremonial banquet for the rain deities. It includes four boys (one for each cardinal point) acting and chanting as frogs.
4 WHO HAVE BEEN DEEMED WORTHY MUST LEND THEIR VOICES AND SCREAM AS THE FROG DOES.
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>>26008818
is this kek god real??
what the hell
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>>26008967
Kek has spoke to 4chan this night, revealing itself
behold! >>26008935
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Acolyte of Kek (ID: !hhPRYNB0M6)
2016-01-25 08:46:10
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>>26008945
>>26008967
Now robots now. Focus you will on chaos, focus you wishes on earthquakes, join your voice and shout for rain.
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Acolyte of Kek (ID: !hhPRYNB0M6)
2016-01-25 08:47:40
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>>26009017
Notice the name kek has given me: B0M6 = Bomb. He has Spoken!
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>>26008999
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE ONE IN THE FOUR
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>>26008999
WITNESS THIS MAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26008945
Oregon trail
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>>26008999
CHECKED FOR KEK. PRAISE KEK! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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>>26008999
WITNESSED WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
KEK HAS APPROVED THIS MESSAGE
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>already have a huge collection of thousands of funny frog images
>say "top kek" literally in real life I find the phrase so funny
>interested in autistically obscure things and have a chaotic sense of humor
I've been worshiping him all this time already...
HAIL KEK
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Hail KEK
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>>26008999
It has been checked for kek
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>>26008999
WITNESSED
HAIL KEK
HAIL TRUMP
HAIL THE ORDER OF KEK
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Got to sleep
t. Kek
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>>26008999
Kek is our one true lord!
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>>26008999
PRAISE BE TO KEK
REEEEEEEEE!!
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>>26009144
Doubles checked for kek. PRAISE KEK! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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>>26009144
Checked for kek
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will Keket be my snake gf?
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>>26009144
The Esoteric Order of Kek will dominate the world.
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>>26008999
KEK VULT
REEEE
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OUR PRAYER TO KEK AS SPOKEN BY THE FOUR CHOSEN
http://puu.sh (slash) mIRzq.mp3
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Acolyte of Kek (ID: !hhPRYNB0M6)
2016-01-25 08:56:23
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>>26009084
>>26009130
WITNESS THE NEW ACOLYTES!!!
Behold keks manifestation:
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/12119191/Major-6.1-magnitude-earthquake-hits-off-south-east-Malaga-in-Spain.html
An earthquake in spain
a 7.1 in Alaska
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/24/us/alaska-earthquake/
a 4.1 in west california!
>http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Preliminary-40-Magnitude-Earthquake-Strikes-Ludlow-366347771.html
notice the ones,he is the supreme!!
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>>26008999(keked)
Praise be to Kek.
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>>26009144
HAIL KEK
HAIL TRUMP
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>>26009199
Praise the obscure Frog God! Chaos reigns!
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>>26009199
KEK CONFIRMS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26009199
IM ACTUALLY SCARED
PRAISE KEK
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>>26009177
She will be, kek.
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>>26009244
Checked for kek, REE!!!!!!
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HAIL PEPE
PEPE IS THE ONE AND TRUE GOD
HAIL PEPE
YOU GUYS SHOULD HE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
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>>26009244
>>26009238
>>26009236
More earthquakes:
>http://www.news9.com/story/31030442/multiple-earthquakes-rattle-oklahoma-early-friday-morning
>http://www.kansas.com/news/local/article56277555.html
He has awakened, focus now anons, focus, feel the earth tremble in your bones and manifest in your minds eye the houses collapsing, the cities burning, the ground shaking.
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>>26009177
I'm sure she'd be willing, but I warn you - snakes aren't exactly known for doing great things, in any mythology.
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OUR TIME IS HERE
OUR TIME IS NOW
WORSHIP KEK, START BETA REVOLUTION, DESTROY THE WORLD
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>>26009278
Pepe is Kek you fool! He is merely an avatar of Kek and is one of the quadrality with Emperor Trump and Stannis. We still seek the forth.
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KEK IS RISING!! PRAISE KEK!!
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>>26009283
>Quetzlcoatl
Just to name one. Sneks are not all bad, just most of them.
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>>26009322
Hail KEK
He is true and he is the great one
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>>26009322
Kek confirms! WE MUST SEEK THE FORTH! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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The thread must not die:
Meen fee hali ou bali
Meen bis'aal il wali il fee
Blessed be the cosmic dust
We are all of Enlil's plan
Meen fee hali ou bali
Meen bis'aal il wali il fee
Blessed be the cosmic dust
We are all of Enlil's plan
Submit to the grace of chaotic order
With his hands, he molded us
Find the hidden meanings
Facets inseparable from his plan
Frequencies, pulsation, voices of the world
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>>26008999
WITNESSED
As all life is born to die, so all men are born to decay. There can be no succor in this world. As the centuries drag past our cultures will fade, just as our bodies waste and our passions cool as the winter of life approaches.
In time our mightiest cities shall crack and crumble, and our lofty ideals shall grow weary and jaded. For what are our achievements if not the follies of pride and ignorance?
All shall be forgotten with the passing of years. There will be no exceptions.
For who amongst us can escape the predations of time? Whom amongst us is beyond the inevitability of decay? That which is young can only grow old. That which is whole and sweet can only shrivel and sour. Nothing is permanent and nothing may remain without blemish. It is the fate of all things that they are bound to time, and time is the twin of decay.
So bend a knee, all of this world. Bend a knee all who would embrace their fate and thereby rise above it. Rise up, give in, surrender yourselves to the master of this world.
Kek is our sovereign and lord, and whether it be sooner or whether it be later, he will claim all in time.
And so this is how the world shall end; not with fire and tempest, but with the collective sigh of failed passions and lost hope.
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Provide offerings of your rarest specimens
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>>26009585
I've got a limited edition rain-bow edition Kek here.
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An eikon of Kek as he meditates in the great primordial void that existed before time itself.
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Kek will summon peepeepoopoo into existence
praise kek
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Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaahhahahaahaha
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How did /pol/ become actual wizards?
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Frogs have always been my favourite animal.
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You must demonstrate your ability to ejaculate to ensure the annual flooding of the Nile.
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If dubs KEK is king
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>>26008931
If that's really a picture of Kek, doesn't his face look a bit like Wojak?
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>Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently throws it in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listened to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answered from inside Set.
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PRAISE KEK
LONG LIVE PEPE
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>>26008999
WITNESSED IN THE NAME OF KEK THE UNCLEAN PRAISE BE UNTO HIM THAT THE REIGN OF THE NORMIE SHALL SOON COME TO AN END
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Praise be unto Kek
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>>26008818
>Kuk
>cuck
Nice try roastie
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> can be called either kek (epic s4s meme)
> or kuk (epic /tv/ meme)
> he is a frog (epic /r9k/ meme)
> he is androgynous, therefore a faggot trap frog (epic bopussy meme)
> symbol of darkness and chaos (epic edgy meme)
Truly he is the god we deserve
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>>26012191
Kek is the anti-roastie.
This is what he can help us usher in, but he needs your help.
He needs your belief.
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I'll begin the construction of a shrine for his glory.
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