Mornin' huh.... I don't want to leave my room today...
Humm hummm mmmmummm yuhmm
Yup, crawling back in. Tight, inside. Safe, dark. Only the beeps boops bops and whirz turn. Fans so many fans
Have to keep cold for bits and bops.
Data data data I have it all.
Deep dark down.
That's it, the son has come to the father.
Gee willigers matey Paul Bunyon, GALAXY POLLUTING
GOT AN ABSOLUTE SHIT TASK AT WORK TODAY LADS
electrician fucking SUCKS, should have become an industrial mechanic. PHYSICAL WORK IS 100 TIMES BETTER THAN THIS SHIT
>tfw I know this feel
Fuck wagecucking, inb4 blanketfrog
One of my friends who lives up the street saw it yesterday when I was coming back from the shop.
>Wow, was that painful?
>Naa not really, your arm goes numb after a while so the pain is much more tolerable
>Where's she from? A comic?
Since he's kind of a normie who doesn't watch animays or read the mangos I just said yeah and he was like "cool". We then just chatted about shit.
Overall, not bad.
>I'm not sick but I'm not well
I rel8 to this feel lad
All pictures of my waifu are nice pictures desu~
All this waiting around for the daylight to go away.
It's a bit hard to get into it at first because the anime series isn't in chronological order.
The order of the anime is as follows:
>Monogatari Season 2
>Kizumonogatari (this is a movie which has just came out)
I personally think this is the right way to watch it. Even though it's not in chronological order, it's the order that it was released in. If they didn't want people watching it in that order, they'd have done it chronologically. Don't ask me why they did it, crazy Japs man.
The actual chronological order is bizarre, from memory I believe it is:
>Monogatari Season 2
tl;dr just watch it in the airing order, everybody else does otherwise you'll have to wait for it to be finished before you can watch it chronologically. It's not a show for everyone but don't give up on it after one episode, some episodes are slow with a lot of talking, others are quite action packed. It's probably my favourite series.
>trained as an electrician a few years ago
>crawling around in lofts and under floors
>shitty outdoor work
>wiring is easy, but there's a library of regs to learn
>my spergy persona doesn't go down well with the rough-arse builder types
Yeah fuck that.
Haven't tried Tinder. Tried POF, and there is a palpable atmosphere of desperation as fat aging single mothers try to find a man before they hit the wall.
Honestly, if you think you've reached the point in your life where online dating seems like a good idea, then you shouldn't be trying to invite anyone into that life.
Just talk to slags irl m8
I work with the proper lad type tradesmen sometimes, they don't mind my autism and lack of banter because they all know my dad. Living in a small village where everyone knows each other is pretty useful.
Yeah I tried that but the feeling of emptiness and buyers remorse afterwards was even worse than the loneliness.
Maybe I don't even know what I want. Maybe wanting stuff is the source of my pain. This must be what Buddhism feels like.
You're welcome m8, enjoy
I tried Tinder for a while, I live in a fairly small town though so my search radius wasn't that wide. I also can't be bothered with the effort of travelling outside of town to meet a girl.
I did that thing where I swiped right (or is it left to accept?) every girl on there. It's pointless only swiping for the girls you like the look of because it takes forever to go through them all, it's better to just swipe for all of them and then if they swipe for you you can just unmatch if they're ugly bugly.
I got matched with a few qts but women are fucking annoying, they expect you to message first and then they are terrible at small talk, it felt like I was forcing a conversation out of them everytime so I gave up and haven't used it since. I've never bothered with POF because it seems to be filled with middle aged women and single mums.
Is there a britfeel kik group? I feel we need some r9k regulars in our timezone lads
Go to your local nature reserve. I live near a shitty marsh/quicksand beach that no one ever goes to because people died there a few years ago. I often take a Thermos and a blanket and just sit there for an hour or two watching the sandpipers.
Its not a pretty place by any stretch of the imagination but its got a desolate feel that i enjoy.
Peep Show is go great, shame it went to shit
C R A C K
Loved Peep Show so bloody much. What do you think of the Dobs anon?
I agree it kinda went to shit but it wasn't too bad. I just love it because there's so many great quotes, especially from Mark.
>I don't want to end up on my own like Miss Havisham, wanking into a flannel
she's alright, I can see the appeal but she's butters lets not kid ourselves
April was peng, I don't think it was right to bring her back but I wish Mark had ended up with her
Jeremy's birds were way better, Suze, Zhara, Elena, Nancy
Zhara was hot, Suze was an ugly retarded cow, Nancy was a yank whore, that's my two pence on the matter anon. Alan Johnson was best girl
I wish anon, hnnnnng at those tights too,
Just got a job as a Bartender in a swanky hotel.
I don't start work until like 3pm and finish at 1am. So that's nice, pity I have to deal with posh cunts, or talk to people in general.
Anyone else /Trying/ here?
So how is this place different to the /brit/ thread on /int/?
it's basic human rights, I'd rather not have any influx of people. I hate humans in general, but stopping globalization and diversity in a growing population isn't possible, and you have to be a retard not to realize that.
shame ukip got destroyed. oh well 10000+ more years of lab and cons
Looks like the place I worked just isn't going to pay me for the last shift I worked before I got canned, so I've only got a week to find some work before I'm completely skint.
I used to be kinda left wing and supported the Labour party but Gordon Brown made me lose confidence in them, Ed Milliband was a bumbling fool who looks like a Wallace and Gromit character (his brother Dave is better) and Jeremy Corbyn is fucking dangerous.
Seriously, I would rather have ANYBODY else in power than Jeremy Corbyn, he's too much of an idealist and thinks every other leader in the world will sit under his rainbow of delusion if he gets elected. In reality, he will be stepped on more than a doormat and the idiot can't even keep his party under control, half of them absolutely hate him.
Not the biggest fan of the Conservatives, I don't mind Dave Cameron but George Obsourne is an idiot. When you look at some of his achievements as Chancellor you realise just how much of it came down to blind luck.
tl;dr I'd say I'm right wing tbqh
60 Diclazepam coming to my door tomorrow lads, knock on wood.
Labour haven't been left wing in a long time, they finally elect an actually leftie (though a bit of an extreme one) and most of the party starts screaming ree and tries to undermine him at every turn.
I feel bad for Corbyn overall, his heart is in the right place and if the rest of the world would go along and was a nicer place, then his policies would be great. The media dicks him over at absolutely every opportunity, even the left wing media is against him as well which makes me feel bad for him.
I don't think Labour is ever going to stand a chance to be honest, not until they have a leader who doesn't want rich people to pay a little more for their mansions.
In an ideal world, Corbyn is perfect and as you said, his heart is in the right place.
The problem is, we don't live in an ideal world so Corbyn appears weak to our population and the rest of the world. If he was a Pokemon he'd be a Magikarp, so much potential but nobody wants a fucking Magikarp.
>The world is just too imperfect for based communism
There is no fucking way Labour will have him stand at the next election anyway. Hillary Benn will probably be the leader by then, and he could do alright if the Tories put Gideon the Lizard against him.
This is 'nice', right?
Ex gf got a new boyfriend after 5.5 months of dumping me. I don't really mind tbqh, she's downgraded like fuck. So kinda feelsgoodman. She also hasn't had uploaded a new picture in 5 months too, and she already got fat, so she's even more of a hamplanet now too.
>Mother comes to see us early this morning
>Leaves and forgets her phone here
>No way to tell her she left it here until she's back at her house later this evening after she's done shopping and at her dentist appointment
You're not even that old, woman. You're 54
Corbyn is a dangerous, hippie cunt.
I'm just pleased that most people see him that way. Except for you guys here of course, you like him for the bennies I guess.
Just weighed myself for the first time in a while and I am a little disappointed that I haven't lost any more weight, though I suppose that should really be a good thing.
My BMI is around the same too~
Here's my BMI if anyone's interested, but I'm not telling you my weight or height.
>Booked day off work today
>Remembered how much better life was as a NEET
JESUS CHRIST REEEEE
I hate this fucking 'life' of working to support yourself.
Why should I work when my parents can't afford to support me? I only pay 200 a month rent and have 4000 saved, I can easily afford to stop working for a while but they won't accept it for some reason, even though they get their money and I get to be happy.
I think that decimal place is one spot to the left
come on, leave the guy alone.
As an estimate....
5' 11", 7st 12lb
I hope you manage to eat something today tilde, 15.3 is really low.
Just been out for a 5 mile run and then smashed out a dench chest/triceps session while you fat cunts just sat here crying about tfw no gf and how you have to stretch your bennies to buy those asda smartprice tendies you all enjoy so much, meanwhile I'm about to tuck into some fresh caught wild alaskan salmon, croquet potatoes and a healthy portion of broccoli
Haha feels good to be a rich trustfund baby, enjoy your day, cunts!
Poleaboo finally got a call from the NU-TRAXX people
Appointment is tomorrow, the guy on the phone sounded quite young and laddish, bit intimidated by that
Wants a CV emailed over. Someone tried to help a few days ago with improving the format, they had tables, is there a online template for creating a CV in such a style?
>Tfw even the over effeminate Tilde is taller than you
>Paki gym anon trying to work through his roid rage
Who here /liveswithautists/
This guy I'm living with spends a good 4 hours a day just sitting down in the room connected to the kitchen doing absolutely nothing, no music, no phone, no games, not waiting on anything, not reading, he just sits there in dead silence and will always give me a dirty look whenever I'm in sight.
I just don't understand what the fuck he is doing there
lads......I've got access to access to a gmail account
I fucking did it
Though I could have done it a few weeks ago, if I had my head together
Not waiting until midnight this time, just going to go at it, can't wait
False alarm, so close, yet so far away
Anybody know any good anime to watch boyos
i'm bored out of my fucking mind
the only anime I've ever seen is samurai champloo
it was good apart from two filler episodes where they introduce charatcers
most probably from the mangathat never appear again. the ending is also a bit meh for various reasons. I'd still recommend though.
>tfw doctor say my chest pain, short breath and dizzy episodes are just anxiety attacks
Who /tonysoprano/ here?
Can't even say I have a heart condition anymore, what did I have to be stressed/anxious about when I was in year 2 though?
boring centre right, voted UKIP in a safe conservative seat. i did make >>26011533 these UKIP anime things though.
started watching the x-files for the first time as well, wanted a break from anime desu lmao.
SHOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL MIDNIGHT
SHE'S BACK INTO HER ACCOUNT
Downloaded a few pics, glanced over conversations
I just didn't know what to do first
Couldn't find the change recovery options fast enough, the facebook album downloader extention was fucking shit so I tried saving pics individually
FUCK, I'M SO FUCKING STUPID
Apart from literally like 2 saved pics, all I gained was the knowledge that her Birthday was tomorrow, she was acting like a fucking rape victim when she went to the Police and that she's meets friends outside ASDA sometimes to whom she speaks to like a African-American woman
Shame lad ya fuckin blew it, you had one shot
Record that voice, fuccboi
Voting system is fucked to the point where it's pretty much rigged
Even green party got dicked on
>got a conditional offer for a college
>literally all they want is a 500 word essay and a reference
busy days ahead of me, lads. i've always been absolutely shit at writing essays.
Thanks familia, I just need to get used to the idea of writing essays and stuff after being out of education so long
I probably would if I had 15 quid too, anon
It's actually pretty easy to write about, just my favourite film
still have not emailed my lecturers from last year to ask for references to apply for a masters degree. one of the main reasons i am on a gap year now is i was too autistic to apply. very glad i took a year out but now i have to actually apply i just cant do it. physically feel sick thinking about it.
>mum comes home and starts bitching to me that she's tired of living around chavs
Yea mate I've only been telling you this are if a chav infested shit hole for 10 years now.... Don't know why it is a surprise all of the sudden.
>tfw royal mail is older than the USA
Our fucking posties have more culture than their shitty country, you can't write this shit
>mfw when the Royal Mail was founded more than 250 years before that plebshit country
>Hobbies: I like to travel
Biggest red flag 2bh
Just discovered Sakurako's seiyuu also voiced Kyuubey.
Not sure how to feel about that desu
Started rewatching it late last week, already on season 6. It's like /britfeel/ - the show
Visited my grandparents. Found out my grandad has dementia.
You have to make plans on what goes out of date the fastest
My rota is this:
Pizzas/Fruit salads > Meat/Veg > Ready meals > dried/frozen
Order food every week
Got one of those indian meals for 2 for tonight so I'll have one now and another tomorrow, then on to the chicken hot pot
when I went shopping I got everything that goes out of date the day before I go shopping. so atleast id have week to eat it but I just got too much food for my money, so now im stuffing my face.
but I will bear that in mind.
When Poleaboo was in year 7 he brushed up against a year 11 girls tit accidentally (she was proper fit)
She then slapped him really hard
His TA was watching, he felt embarrassed, she didn't say anything, he tried to play it off with talk of Batman v Superman
>in year 10/11 the boys got to play football during PE as stress relief from the real subjects
>Polaboo didn't want to play football
>so he'd play table tennis or rounders with the girls
>the female teacher told him to go into the girls changing rooms so they could all vote on what activity to do
>teacher pressed him
>some of the football lads went in there for a laugh, heard girls giggling
>polaboo still didn't go in
When I was in year 7, a girl thought I was going to rape her and told everyone~
When I was in year 8, some normies put PVA glue into my water and when I drank it they spread a rumour that I ate my own semen in lessons~
There's more but those stories are longer.
>sit at the back of the bus
>playing a game called 'corners' on the bus
>when the bus turns everyone spills into the opposite corner as if the momentum were forcing us
>I'm sat right in one corner
>in opposite corner is 3 big rugby lads
>inbetween us are 2 girls with massive knockers and nice ass and another fit girl with smaller tits
>bus turns my direction
>all the rugby lads push the hot girls into me
>literally gettimg smothered to death by giant tits in my face and one of the girls on my lap
>manage to hide boner
>comes to getting off the bus
>doing pretty good hiding boner
>one of the girls who has a really nice ass is ahead of me getting off the bus
>the driver can't park properly so we are walking off then I guess he stalled the bus or something and it kind of jumps
>girl falls backwards into me
>full contact boner on ass
>she's also a bit of a slut
>get to the stairs thinking 'fucking hell no way she didn't notice that'
>waiting to go down stairs to get off the bus but loads of kiddies in front of us so just stood still
>she backs up and starts rubbing her ass on my boner until the stairs are clear to walk down
>get off the bus go home and wank
>neither of us ever speak of it
Feels like I'm coming down with the flu and I'm meant to be going to a show with a grill as well as practicing with my band tomorrow
who else fell for the normie meme? infatuation and responsibilities are weird and actually not that great
>There is someone from Grimsby in this very thread right now
>practicing with my band
I will never know this feel
How do I get a band?
Is there anyone else here so use to getting shat on, the short end of the stick, left out of the crowd, used as the joke, etc. - that you just don't even try at anything any more and just don't interact with any one?
My older brother once got rushed out of school in an ambulance cause he passed out from eating dodgy mushrooms that me mistook for being magic ones. I got told that he was basically about to die just minutes before I had to do this stupid biology test. To top it off I got sent out of the class by my dickhead teacher for farting in class and had to do the test outside. Still got 95% though
That's what they want u to do anon, don't give in anon. You can do it just try.
don't listen too
we're all doing it for a laugh, it's all shit and experimental but it's a really abstract feel when everyones playing in time
This is a nice picture.
Sorry you didn't agree, roboto-kun.
I use it as fuel to be a cool dude now, I probably seem like a fucking idiot but I feel good so fuk them like >>26016205 said.
Does anyone ever have the experience where you feel an episode about your life has finished and the credits and ending music begins?
Happens whenever something eventful in my life happens as if it sets the next episode up as a cliff hanger.
Not much of a story but this is what I was like in school.
>bullied for years until I worked out I could seem cool by mouthing off at teachers
>edgy stoner with long hair
>weed related shirt / wooley hat / combat jacket on non-uniform days
>put in dumb shit classes and impress the retards by debating teachers
>get called into another class as some sort of subject matter expert when they have a debate on legalising weed
>stupidly left wing
>Iraq war starts
>incite school wide walkout in protest
>hundreds of kids running riot, jumping on cars etc
>Saturday detention for half the school
I was a complete fucking dickhead really.
>feeling great today
>probably a mix of vitamin D and drugs still in my system from the weekend
>full of beans, loving it
I wish I could feel like this everyday, probably won't happen again for another 6 months
>Coffee and 3 joints while I play Minecraft and watch Fringe
>Go to work
>Come home for "lunch" (coffee and 2 joints, watch Fringe on my phone)
>Go back to work
>Joints, Minecraft, Fringe
I'm very OCD. I'll continue like this until I'm done with Fringe then swap it for another TV series or an audiobook or movie series.
Tell us about your day lad
>have to explain to flatmates gf why she never sees me
>go to Asda for more diet pills
>meet-up for uni group project
>very self-conscious of my voice since I haven't spoken to another person for 5 days
>hang out on britfeel
>sakurakoanon tells me to eat something so go back to Asda
>figure out the perfect way to shoplift from there, I wouldn't do it though
>do some uni work
>read some manga
>make this post
New kicks and a new LE WEED vape today boys.
Posted on my new blankie too! Gonna be a comfy night
>Wake up at 6
>Drive for an hour to get into work
>Fart around and try to look busy all day
>Finish work at 4:30
>Drive home for 1.5 hours due to traffic
>Sit town for dinner
>Shitpost on /r9k/
Just like every other day.
>showered, went to work
>Had pot noodle at lunch, 3 oranges, 1 banana and an apple
>Spend 1 1/2 hours in traffic for 7 mile journey
>Get home, microwave rustlers burger
Here I am, currently waiting to my burger to cool down. Also contemplating whether to do any uni work or just play games until 10pm like I do every other night.
Well gel of my sister lads, she got herself this sweet T
I saw them when they were first released too and held off on them. I know they sold out in the US but not sure about the UK.
I remember seeing them in Size? when they first released and I was just browsing today when I saw them.
Got this one for the little brother.
>mom called me three times today
>dont feel like talking
>just muted the calls
>get a text "anon whats happening please talk to me"
>Clean out dusty computer
>go to medical for work
>go to doctor
>shitpost on /britfeel/
>curry for tea
>woke up at 2pm to my phone being called by some rando 0800 number
>Ignore call get out of bed
>Go on Kickasstorrents and see what new clips4sale vids have been posted
>Have a wank
>Have a shower
>Decide to go for a walk to the Co-op
>Buy a box of capri sun orange and some other shit
>come home and put bloodbourne on
>play for a while, get stressed out trying to complete nightmare frontier
>Listen to some music on youtube
>Watch some half in the bag on youtube
>Eat a rustlers bbq rib, get annoyed that the pull tab never opens the packaging
>Get more annoyed that the sauce packet wouldnt open either
>Cut some spring onions up to put in it too
>Eat it, cant shake the disappointment
>Play a few games of heroes of the storm
>Watch some red dwarf
>End up browsing this thread
Been a rollercoaster ride lads.
>go for blood test
>go to work
>everything is shit, nothing is working
>my attempts to generate an acyl radical from decarboxylation of phenylglyoxylic acid have failed
>eat microwave food
Who knows what will be next
i got these, handmade and premium leather for less than 100 bongs lad, have a shop about! Nike are by far lacking in quality and innovation
Did I fuck lad, just gnawed on it till it gave up it's juicy insides
>Listened to 'The Church of what's happening now' whilst excercising
>Went to the post office with ebay sales
>Watched Royal Rumble
>Currently listening to music and writing this
They make good wageslaves: Obedient, can be used for equal opportunity quotas (Disabled and Mongoloid), take minimum wage no questions.
What's the deal with them having tech related stories?
The whole "revenge porn" bullshit, and now Rita is depressed/scared of Internet "trolls" or some shit
Turning into fucking Hollyoaks
I just had 40,000 IU of Vitamin D
Am I going to died?
0730 awoken by alarm
0810 washed and dressed
0815 get in car, get stuck in traffic
0845 get in work (15 minutes late)
0900 begin work on emergency job - complete and submit track monitoring plan
1400-1530 work on material take offs for pricing
1530 -1730, answer emails, misc tasks, browse web
1730 get in car, get stuck in traffic
1820 go for run
1845 make / eat dinner
1900 shit post, make lunch for tomorrow
I used to take 10,000IU a day, so no, you will be fine.
200IU is literally nothing. 2000IU is still nothing. Was probably something else unless the pill had another ingredient.
How come America gets charismatic rabble-rousers and we get slimy awkward toffs?
0700 wake up with a fever
0730 decide not to go to classes and go back to sleep
1200 wake up take druge to get better and go back to sleep
1500 wake up and watch animeme in bed
1800 go eat dinner and ask friend what is the meaning of life
2000 back in bed watching animeme feeling really sick
smashing so far lads
Guys, if you have a cold are you able to increase the illness by coming into contact with other virus' or once you get it can you not be infected again?
Sometimes when I get a cold I swear it feels like it's clearing up and then comes back in full force before I'm even well again.
Had acne and also started taking it for brain health.
Honestly don't know if it did anything. I have no acne and am a happier person but I honestly don't feel that was the pills doing.
Maybe today will be the day. I really want to die. Please come back to me.
It's unlikely because it's more difficult for an infection to "take root" if you've already got another very similar infection which your body is fighting, and the viruses would then have to compete with each other. So it does happens, but its usually because the second one is really really nasty.
Your body can only deal with one at a time though, in that fighting both at once is more difficult, hence, hospitalised.
>tfw all I've been able to think about today is boipussy
>mfw all the traps around here are ugly as fuck
this is the bowl of pasta
as you can see, the chocolate is in the background too
i dont know if ill be able to finish all the pasta, let alone get back to the chocolate
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I've played 200 hours all in all and it's not my cup of tea. I always install it, play for 20-30 hours then uninstall it again. Can never get into it.
I would say I don't know why it's so popular but people love MOBA's for some reason. Look at all the retards that play LoL. Probably played LoL for longer than DOTA. Now there's a fan base/player base that deserves to burn.
for 3 years now during the 2nd week of february i get super sad and download katawa shoujo
whats funny is that i delete it after im done with it yet the save files stay
theyre the same day and time (1am till 5am), the only thing which changes is the year
thought its interesting
Yeah, DOTA just isn't a game you play by yourself.
I go through phases. Some months all I wanna do is play alone in Singleplayer games and others I wanna play and communicate with others in Multiplayer games.
good game lad, already wasted 1,800 hours of my life on it. literally used to come home from work and play it for 6 hours solid, no dinner only toilet breaks then go to bed and repeat. Most of my steam friends are people I met on Dota, shouldnt be too hard to fine non-retards to matchmake with.
>waiting for newsnight before I can end the day
Guess it's a middle-age feel.
people that call apple products overpriced are the biggest losers because they're just jelly they can't afford such things. I literally don't give a fuck, I've got money and I worked for it you poor piece of dirt
She's removed her secondary email from her facebook for sure
Really fucked up, so fucking stupid in hindsight
Sent another phishing email out and going to take my chances with gmails verification process
>She changed her gmail password too for good measure
This girl must be terrified
>that guy that posts about pakis every fucking day of his life
My parents are faffing around with suitcases again they are getting them out the loft and will be lining them all up for a second time right outside my room. My mum won't stop wittering on about fucking nothing, can't wait until they finally piss off for a bit
>Notice a few blobs of mould on my bedroom wall
>Notice it's getting bigger
>Pull my bed away from the wall
>My bed was obscuring massive amounts of disgusting mould
I'm gonna die soon, lads.