/Britfeel/

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first for aigis

what is this thread even about? what makes you inbred islanders so important that you deserve your own thread?

>>26007322

its a support group for all the people who found out what a shitty fuck your mum is

>>26007385
d-dad?
oc

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Mornin' huh.... I don't want to leave my room today...

Humm hummm mmmmummm yuhmm

Yup, crawling back in. Tight, inside. Safe, dark. Only the beeps boops bops and whirz turn. Fans so many fans
Have to keep cold for bits and bops.
Data data data I have it all.
Deep dark down.

That's it, the son has come to the father.

1he code
Gee willigers matey Paul Bunyon, GALAXY POLLUTING

woke up early ready for a day of university

but its week off time after exams

hype for day of playing video games

this is an early morning shitpost from work

I've got a feeling today is going to be shit and extremely unenjoyable

Got fired from work on Saturday lads, really hoping that I'm getting paid for the shift I done on Wednesday otherwise I'm not eating this week

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GOT AN ABSOLUTE SHIT TASK AT WORK TODAY LADS

electrician fucking SUCKS, should have become an industrial mechanic. PHYSICAL WORK IS 100 TIMES BETTER THAN THIS SHIT

>>26008531
im playing league of legends all day have fun wagekek

I had a good week lads hanging out with anon from the map threads

Leaves tomorrow though last day to get some cakes at the cafe

Why do I have to live like this, here in the shit west

Where can I move to live anew, with my ugly body, downy brain, and weak social skills?
Or should I kill myself?

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>>26007254
>tfw no qt slag girlfriend

>tfw bought some shitty Xbox One games yesterday for a few quid in the clearance at Tesco.

FOUR!

6 hours of unpaid labour with a company of total strangers infront of me. Feel like faking a stroje or something, so much is going to go wrong

>>26009347
Community service induction?

Or you just one of those regards NEETs that prefers this option as opposed to getting a proper Jon?

Good morning lads~

Feel really tired desu. Can't wait to be done with uni stuff so I can go back to sleep~

Unreal teeth on this Jeremy Kyle couple this morning lads

How do you let them get so bad?

>>26009539
Fuck off, senpai~

Original comment~

>>26008654

>tfw local Tesco is tiny and only sells the current top ten games at ridiculous prices

Pick up anything good lad?

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Post nice pictures of your waifu

I want to quit working and go back on bennies. Life was so much easier.

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>>26009739
smug face is always best face

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>>26009742

>tfw I know this feel

Fuck wagecucking, inb4 blanketfrog

>>26007254
Morning

I've been up all night drinking, normally I go to sleep about 6am but now it is nearly 10 o clock and I am still awake I don't know what to do.

>>26009775
Has anyone commented on your tattoo yet?

>>26007385
>inb4 you get sued by the Amerifat for too much banter

>>26009739
Mio > Yui > Mugi > Azusa > Ritsu

Who /relatestothesongfromPeepShow/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBgmC_USeoM

I do

>>26009842
>Ranking keions
Fuck off autismo

>>26009820
One of my friends who lives up the street saw it yesterday when I was coming back from the shop.

>Wow, was that painful?
>Naa not really, your arm goes numb after a while so the pain is much more tolerable
>Where's she from? A comic?

Since he's kind of a normie who doesn't watch animays or read the mangos I just said yeah and he was like "cool". We then just chatted about shit.

Overall, not bad.

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>>26009858
>I'm not sick but I'm not well

I rel8 to this feel lad

>>26009873
Pretty nice, your waifu is a qt and I want to start watching monogatari but I have no idea where to start

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>>26009739
All pictures of my waifu are nice pictures desu~

I fucking hate this waking up at 7AM. I'm a NEET too which makes it worse, I haaaaaaate being awake any time before 4PM, REEEEEEEEEEEE too much people around.

>>26010038

Just stay inside then 2bh

Yet to go sleep, been up for 20+ hours, I hate my life right now, where did I go wrong?

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>>26010080
All this waiting around for the daylight to go away.

Ree.

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>>26009918
It's a bit hard to get into it at first because the anime series isn't in chronological order.

The order of the anime is as follows:
>Bakemonogatari
>Nisemonogatari
>Nekomonogatari: Kuro
>Monogatari Season 2
>Hanamonogatari
>Tsukimonogatari
>Owarimonogatari
>Kizumonogatari (this is a movie which has just came out)

I personally think this is the right way to watch it. Even though it's not in chronological order, it's the order that it was released in. If they didn't want people watching it in that order, they'd have done it chronologically. Don't ask me why they did it, crazy Japs man.

The actual chronological order is bizarre, from memory I believe it is:
>Kizumonogatari
>Nekomonogatari: Kuro
>Bakemonogatari
>Nisemonogatari
>Monogatari Season 2
>Tsukimonogatari
>Owarimonogatari
>Hanamonogatari

tl;dr just watch it in the airing order, everybody else does otherwise you'll have to wait for it to be finished before you can watch it chronologically. It's not a show for everyone but don't give up on it after one episode, some episodes are slow with a lot of talking, others are quite action packed. It's probably my favourite series.

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>>26008531
>trained as an electrician a few years ago
>crawling around in lofts and under floors
>shitty outdoor work
>wiring is easy, but there's a library of regs to learn
>my spergy persona doesn't go down well with the rough-arse builder types

Yeah fuck that.

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>>26010134
Thanks Anon I'll give it a go

Lads, anybody tried tinder or pof here? If so, are the dating site memes the yanks talk about true?

>>26010188

Tried pof but not tinder cause I don't have a facebook. Had a few women message me, one was pretty qt, but the rest were hamplanets or 10 years older than me

>>26010188
Haven't tried Tinder. Tried POF, and there is a palpable atmosphere of desperation as fat aging single mothers try to find a man before they hit the wall.

Honestly, if you think you've reached the point in your life where online dating seems like a good idea, then you shouldn't be trying to invite anyone into that life.

Just talk to slags irl m8

Lads, I'm still not in the UK. How is the place?

>>26010221
Hard hitting words, lad. I find it hard to talk to anyone in real life, let alone slags.

I just want a grill to occasionally fuck to keep my crippling loneliness at bay.

>>26010243

Find a slag on adultwork then

>>26010171
I work with the proper lad type tradesmen sometimes, they don't mind my autism and lack of banter because they all know my dad. Living in a small village where everyone knows each other is pretty useful.

>>26010253
Yeah I tried that but the feeling of emptiness and buyers remorse afterwards was even worse than the loneliness.

Maybe I don't even know what I want. Maybe wanting stuff is the source of my pain. This must be what Buddhism feels like.

>>26010238
It's a bit shit tbqh, but i suppose things could be worse.

>>26010175
You're welcome m8, enjoy

>>26010188
I tried Tinder for a while, I live in a fairly small town though so my search radius wasn't that wide. I also can't be bothered with the effort of travelling outside of town to meet a girl.

I did that thing where I swiped right (or is it left to accept?) every girl on there. It's pointless only swiping for the girls you like the look of because it takes forever to go through them all, it's better to just swipe for all of them and then if they swipe for you you can just unmatch if they're ugly bugly.

I got matched with a few qts but women are fucking annoying, they expect you to message first and then they are terrible at small talk, it felt like I was forcing a conversation out of them everytime so I gave up and haven't used it since. I've never bothered with POF because it seems to be filled with middle aged women and single mums.

>>26010238
Well we have gone quite some time without getting Akbarred mate, so we should be due another round soon.

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Is there a britfeel kik group? I feel we need some r9k regulars in our timezone lads

thinking about getting out of this house, too many people and I'm not thinking straight.

might record an autistic ramble someplace quiet or something idk. thoughts?

>>26010297
So the memes are true. Thanks for the confirm.

>get up early
>have nothing to do

Anyone else know this feel

>>26010315
Go to your local nature reserve. I live near a shitty marsh/quicksand beach that no one ever goes to because people died there a few years ago. I often take a Thermos and a blanket and just sit there for an hour or two watching the sandpipers.

Its not a pretty place by any stretch of the imagination but its got a desolate feel that i enjoy.

>too late for wagecucks to post since they are at work
>too early for neets to post since they are in bed

What do lads?

>>26010736
masturbate

totally 100 percent original

don't want to go to college tomorrow 2bh lads

>>26010736
Better ourselves

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unlucky Tilde

Happy burns night /Scot/, maybe have some comfy haggis and listen tae some poem readings on the YouTube.

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Peep Show is go great, shame it went to shit

Wonder what will happen in britfeel today. Will poleaboo finally take responsibility for his actions? Will tilde ever get help? Will angry anon calm down?

Anything could happen tbqh lads

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>>26010898
C R A C K

Loved Peep Show so bloody much. What do you think of the Dobs anon?

>>26010998
what's he been up to lately? i'm out of touch.

>>26010898
>shame it went to shit
Trends in the show kinda corresponds to how life was a bit down back then but at least you had a fighting chance to now just being completely unbearable

>>26010898
I agree it kinda went to shit but it wasn't too bad. I just love it because there's so many great quotes, especially from Mark.

>I don't want to end up on my own like Miss Havisham, wanking into a flannel

>>26011021
she's alright, I can see the appeal but she's butters lets not kid ourselves
April was peng, I don't think it was right to bring her back but I wish Mark had ended up with her

Jeremy's birds were way better, Suze, Zhara, Elena, Nancy

>>26011021
Have you put the dick in the dob yet?

>>26011091
Zhara was hot, Suze was an ugly retarded cow, Nancy was a yank whore, that's my two pence on the matter anon. Alan Johnson was best girl
>>26011100
>dubs
I wish anon, hnnnnng at those tights too,

>>26011128
>Suze was an ugly retarded cow

out.

>>26011128
>Suze was an ugly retarded cow

Delete this.

>>26011128
Nancy is actually a Canadian in disguise.

>>26009627
Nah I bought a bunch of shit
Screen protector for WiiU gamepad for 50p, Nba2k15 for 1 and The Golf Club for 2

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Just got a job as a Bartender in a swanky hotel.
I don't start work until like 3pm and finish at 1am. So that's nice, pity I have to deal with posh cunts, or talk to people in general.

Anyone else /Trying/ here?

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So how is this place different to the /brit/ thread on /int/?

>>26011264
Fewer normtards

>>26011264
Less post-ironic shitposting and more talking about pointless shit

>>26011264
we whine about personal probelms here moreso than /brit/.

to be fair this is the least robot general on this board, it's more of an escape from /brit/

>>26011275
Isn't r9k normie central?

>>26011296
Unfortunately there's a lot of normies here. Way more actual robots than /int/ though so it's the better of the 2 normfests

>>26011311
What is /britfeels/ political leanings?

>>26011322
A lot of them seem to be unironically conservative. Despite living on welfare.

Turkeys voting for Christmas comes to mind.

>>26011322
I'd like to say we're more left wing, but there are a lot of people in here that seem pretty open in their views to the contrary. the pakis out guy doesn't help either.

>>26011322
Well we are all on JSA so I assume anything but tory so we can rake in them neetbux

>>26011335
>I'd like to say we're more left wing

I'm going back to /int/

>>26011264
less normies, or at least the normies that do come here generally keep quiet

generally less gimmicks and less shitposting. Thread is much slower though

>>26011355
I mean moreso in the way that we're against the shitposting 'kill all mudslimes' kind of anons. then again that's just what it is a lot of the time, ironic shitposting

>>26011322
I imagine most are right wing socially but left wing economically (for dem bennies)

>>26011355
We're left economically and right socially

Pakis out. Bennies in

That's our manifesto.

>>26011364
>I mean moreso in the way that we're against the shitposting 'kill all mudslimes' kind of anons.

I'm definitely out. Muslims are a fucking blight on this country.

>>26011364
>we're against the shitposting 'kill all mudslimes' kind of anons.
Rasheed.

>>26011382
>>26011387
it's basic human rights, I'd rather not have any influx of people. I hate humans in general, but stopping globalization and diversity in a growing population isn't possible, and you have to be a retard not to realize that.

>>26011322

Far-right.

>>26011360
>less gimmicks

Lad we have so many gimmicks we have a fan fiction. Although I like gimmicks

>>26011484
>realize
Fuck off Y*nk

>>26011519
after two decades of online interaction in a western dominated space, mannerism rub off on you. I still use the U in colour and such.

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>>26011322

shame ukip got destroyed. oh well 10000+ more years of lab and cons

Looks like the place I worked just isn't going to pay me for the last shift I worked before I got canned, so I've only got a week to find some work before I'm completely skint.

Fucking brilliant

>>26011536
Is that you Ribena?

>>26011322
I used to be kinda left wing and supported the Labour party but Gordon Brown made me lose confidence in them, Ed Milliband was a bumbling fool who looks like a Wallace and Gromit character (his brother Dave is better) and Jeremy Corbyn is fucking dangerous.

Seriously, I would rather have ANYBODY else in power than Jeremy Corbyn, he's too much of an idealist and thinks every other leader in the world will sit under his rainbow of delusion if he gets elected. In reality, he will be stepped on more than a doormat and the idiot can't even keep his party under control, half of them absolutely hate him.

Not the biggest fan of the Conservatives, I don't mind Dave Cameron but George Obsourne is an idiot. When you look at some of his achievements as Chancellor you realise just how much of it came down to blind luck.

tl;dr I'd say I'm right wing tbqh

>>26011371

Pretty much this, we also want to enslave the normies and put them in camps to make tendies.

>>26011322
I support no running parties, but I would consider myself left wing populist. anarchy in the uk fags need to fuck off and so do tumblrcentric special snowflakes.

>>26011552

Yeah Jihadi Jez is really killing Labour right now.

>>26011551
Nah, I wish I had some though.

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60 Diclazepam coming to my door tomorrow lads, knock on wood.

>>26011552

Labour haven't been left wing in a long time, they finally elect an actually leftie (though a bit of an extreme one) and most of the party starts screaming ree and tries to undermine him at every turn.

I feel bad for Corbyn overall, his heart is in the right place and if the rest of the world would go along and was a nicer place, then his policies would be great. The media dicks him over at absolutely every opportunity, even the left wing media is against him as well which makes me feel bad for him.

I don't think Labour is ever going to stand a chance to be honest, not until they have a leader who doesn't want rich people to pay a little more for their mansions.

>>26011563
Nice anon

I've got 100 8/500 cocodamol and 30 35/500 how much will get me Buzz e d

I wanted to finally cook some nice food,

Polish housemates are hogging the kitchen shouting in foreign.

Ffs I guess I'm ordering lunch again today

>>26011670
run in shouting kurwa and throw plungers at them

>>26011670
Just tell them that if they don't get out you'll reenact the katyn massacre

>>26011689
Not that autistic, or too shy to talk to them

>>26011717
Let me fuck your boipucci then :^)

>>26011662
I can get a lil buzz going off of 4 or 5 35/500's
ramp up your dose in 100mgs and remember to Cold Water Extract!

>>26011604
In an ideal world, Corbyn is perfect and as you said, his heart is in the right place.

The problem is, we don't live in an ideal world so Corbyn appears weak to our population and the rest of the world. If he was a Pokemon he'd be a Magikarp, so much potential but nobody wants a fucking Magikarp.

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>The world is just too imperfect for based communism

>>26011738
Nice thanks anon

Original please

>>26011794

That isn't what anyone said or thought.

Where should I go for lunch, lads? I'm thinking KFC but I had it fairly recently.

>>26011820
Have a nice ham sandwich, packet of crisps and some tizer

>>26011743

There is no fucking way Labour will have him stand at the next election anyway. Hillary Benn will probably be the leader by then, and he could do alright if the Tories put Gideon the Lizard against him.

who /soton/ here?

>tfw the unicucking starts today

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>>26009739

This is 'nice', right?

wish I wasn't treated like a child all the time

Ex gf got a new boyfriend after 5.5 months of dumping me. I don't really mind tbqh, she's downgraded like fuck. So kinda feelsgoodman. She also hasn't had uploaded a new picture in 5 months too, and she already got fat, so she's even more of a hamplanet now too.

>Mother comes to see us early this morning
>Leaves and forgets her phone here
>No way to tell her she left it here until she's back at her house later this evening after she's done shopping and at her dentist appointment
You're not even that old, woman. You're 54

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>>26011743
Corbyn is a dangerous, hippie cunt.

I'm just pleased that most people see him that way. Except for you guys here of course, you like him for the bennies I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3CdZ6LVrG4&

Listing to some /comfy/ hidamari desu

>>26011907
tfw /portsmouth/ you fucking scummer

>>26012040
That was a truly great read mate, thank you for sharing it.

>>26012080
>no tits
>muscle definition
>adams apple

Nope.

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PAKIS OUT ll

Jesus fuck I'm bored

I need to find a hobby or some shit

>>26012632
Just watch

ANIME
N
I
M
E

anyone care to define this genre?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzUbNObAJZo

Also tailor made ciggies will be the death of my wallet lads, rollies just taste like spit and ash now.

A fifth whale has washed up near Wainfleet, HM coastguard says

>>26012764
the poor bloody things just want to end their suffering in peace

>>26012764
I feel more for them than refugees and pakis

>>26012844
>>26012764
WHALES OUT

>>26012744
Rollies are much nicer than tailor made fags though lad. I smoked some L&B the other day and they were fucking grim, like I was licking an ashtray.

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Just weighed myself for the first time in a while and I am a little disappointed that I haven't lost any more weight, though I suppose that should really be a good thing.
My BMI is around the same too~
Here's my BMI if anyone's interested, but I'm not telling you my weight or height.

>>26012874
Can't hack them anymore, it could be this lingering cold though. Worst part is my #1 brand is camel. Who the fuck stocks camel?

Do you think in the next couple of decades that Africa will still be a hopeless shithole?

>>26012937
Depends on what the BWI's want from it lad, I have a feeling it'll be the worlds next hottest proxy warzone

>>26012890
Hey tilde, what's your sexual orientation?

>Booked day off work today
>Remembered how much better life was as a NEET

JESUS CHRIST REEEEE
I hate this fucking 'life' of working to support yourself.
Why should I work when my parents can't afford to support me? I only pay 200 a month rent and have 4000 saved, I can easily afford to stop working for a while but they won't accept it for some reason, even though they get their money and I get to be happy.

>>26012937
Yea but it'll be full of Chinese people and those areas won't be as bad

>>26012970
that must suck lad, my dad encouraged me to spend my savings and then sign on. I'm really not sure how to feel about this.

>>26012957
I'm not sure at the moment~

>>26012972
Why Chinese?

>>26012987
Just deposit it all and keep it in your house. No need to force a splurge.

>>26013038
They're colonizing like fuck. Africa has a metric shit ton of natural resources. They don't have the "colonial guilt" that we do, so they're flooding the continent.

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>>26012890
I think that decimal place is one spot to the left

>it's a Tilde lies about his weight to save face thread


classic fatboy tactics

who ate all the pies?

>>26013065
>>26013070
Fuck sake lad space out the samefagging.

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>>26013065
>>26013070
come on, leave the guy alone.

>>26013084
didn't think the point was made in full in my first post

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>>26012890

As an estimate....

5' 11", 7st 12lb

I hope you manage to eat something today tilde, 15.3 is really low.

Just been out for a 5 mile run and then smashed out a dench chest/triceps session while you fat cunts just sat here crying about tfw no gf and how you have to stretch your bennies to buy those asda smartprice tendies you all enjoy so much, meanwhile I'm about to tuck into some fresh caught wild alaskan salmon, croquet potatoes and a healthy portion of broccoli


Haha feels good to be a rich trustfund baby, enjoy your day, cunts!

>>26012890
The more you starve yourself the slower your metabolism will become, just exercise and eat a 500 calorie defecit of your TDEE

Not fucking hard mate

>>26013124
Wow, salmon, potatos and broccoli

Living the high life there friend. Not like anyone can nip down to Asda and buy the most generic fucking things ever

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>>26013124
i will thanks :3

>>26013124
if I wanted to laugh I'd ask for your 1 rep maxes

who else /havelonghairandocasionallypulloneright outofyourasscrack/ here?

I've got no motivation do do anything any more lads, what the fuck am I doing with my life?

Poleaboo finally got a call from the NU-TRAXX people

Appointment is tomorrow, the guy on the phone sounded quite young and laddish, bit intimidated by that

Wants a CV emailed over. Someone tried to help a few days ago with improving the format, they had tables, is there a online template for creating a CV in such a style?

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>>26013113
>Tfw even the over effeminate Tilde is taller than you

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>>26013124
>Paki gym anon trying to work through his roid rage

>>26013202
What is Nutraxx? Some group work thing?

Who here /liveswithautists/

This guy I'm living with spends a good 4 hours a day just sitting down in the room connected to the kitchen doing absolutely nothing, no music, no phone, no games, not waiting on anything, not reading, he just sits there in dead silence and will always give me a dirty look whenever I'm in sight.
I just don't understand what the fuck he is doing there

Having a deep feast pizza for lunch

>>26012661
I've been binge watching anime all week. Just started yuru yuri season 3 and I'm hype to get comfy watching cute anime grills

>>26013252
They give you a 600 quid budget to help get you into work and 1 on 1 advisor

Can be spent on clothes, a phone, driving lessons, CSCS card etc

>>26012661
anime is shit

It's the same fucking thing over and over. Characters have about as much depth as a piece of cardboard

>>26013261
That's more schizo behavior than autist behavior.

>>26013261
sounds like a catatonic schizo

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>>26013323
Anime is better than pakis

Sat in my ex wife's house on furniture I bought watching the fat beast wheeze and groan and look at the tv I paid for. I hope the fat cunt drowns in her own blubber.

>>26013323
as with any other popular medium, I imagine you have to wade through the shit to find the gems.

I don't even watch anime

lads......I've got access to access to a gmail account

I fucking did it

Though I could have done it a few weeks ago, if I had my head together

Not waiting until midnight this time, just going to go at it, can't wait

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>>26013393
>I've got access to access to a gmail account

>>26013211

You should probably transition, "lad".

>>26013402
I don't even really know

Should wait a month until I've got all my ducks in a row but I just can't risk this fucking up, could be my only window of opportunity

>>26013360
Shit is better than pakis

Still shit though

>>26012890
>Fatilde attention whoring again with his body weight meme

>>26013310
600 quid is quite generous, good luck Pole.
>>26013375
That's far too reasonable thinking for this thread m8.

Had a fasting blood test today lads. Hurt a bit but dealt with it. Now im sitting here shitposting while watching some anime.

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>>26013402
>>26013393
Never mind

False alarm, so close, yet so far away

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Daily reminder to lurking "asians"

>>26013510
Fuck off, George

You're a tedious little cunt

>>26013528

Shouldn't you be stacking cans of Rubicon in your Uncle's shop, Asif?

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Anybody know any good anime to watch boyos
i'm bored out of my fucking mind

>>26013613
the only anime I've ever seen is samurai champloo

it was good apart from two filler episodes where they introduce charatcers most probably from the manga that never appear again. the ending is also a bit meh for various reasons. I'd still recommend though.

>>26013690
ah yeh i've seen it the baseball episode was prty good and the soundtrack was noice

what types of jobs involve 'evidence gathering'?
I want to be a PSI some day after finishing uni but it says you need 12 months of evidence gathering experience

>>26013613
Black Lagoon bruhh

FUCKING HELL LADS BEEN POSTING IN THE OTHER THREAD ALL DAY no wonder it was slow

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>tfw doctor say my chest pain, short breath and dizzy episodes are just anxiety attacks
Who /tonysoprano/ here?
Can't even say I have a heart condition anymore, what did I have to be stressed/anxious about when I was in year 2 though?

>>26013815
thanks bud i'll give it a watch

IN HER FACEBOOK NOW

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>>26009739
ayy lmao.
>>26011322
boring centre right, voted UKIP in a safe conservative seat. i did make >>26011533 these UKIP anime things though.

started watching the x-files for the first time as well, wanted a break from anime desu lmao.

>>26014055
GET IN PHAM YOU FUCKING DID IT WELL DONE TOP JOB
>>26014008
You should watch Tengan Toppa lad it's pretty good and I'm not even into mecha shit or anime
FLCL is pretty good too

STUPID
STUPID
STUPID

SHOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL MIDNIGHT

SHE'S BACK INTO HER ACCOUNT

Downloaded a few pics, glanced over conversations

I just didn't know what to do first
Couldn't find the change recovery options fast enough, the facebook album downloader extention was fucking shit so I tried saving pics individually

FUCK, I'M SO FUCKING STUPID

>>26014122
Apart from literally like 2 saved pics, all I gained was the knowledge that her Birthday was tomorrow, she was acting like a fucking rape victim when she went to the Police and that she's meets friends outside ASDA sometimes to whom she speaks to like a African-American woman

>>26014174
>meets friends outside ASDA

Sounds like a proper keeper lad

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>>26014122
Shame lad ya fuckin blew it, you had one shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

Is there somewhere I can record my voice just to prove to you guys how autistic I sound and why I never speak?

>>26014259
vocaroo lad

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>>26014259
http://vocaroo.com/

Record that voice, fuccboi

>>26011533
I was so sure UKIP were gonna take at least the Margate seat. Fucking shocked when the end result came and even more shock at how accurate that exit poll was.

Are there any dating apps specifically aimed at robots/ nerds/ misfits, etc?

cyka? please respond

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>>26014279
Voting system is fucked to the point where it's pretty much rigged
Even green party got dicked on

>>26014259
vocaroo or whatever the fuck it's called

Monday tea time cat stevens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-7c4VNGOgU

anyone here a delivery driver

just fucking end it all now lads

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>>26014385
ech, I'll end it all tomorrow.

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>got a conditional offer for a college
>literally all they want is a 500 word essay and a reference
>panic

busy days ahead of me, lads. i've always been absolutely shit at writing essays.

>>26014385

kinda surprised that got through the robot desu

>>26014418
>college

Don't worry about it lad, unless you vomit onto a piece of paper and give your mummy as a reference you'll be fine

>>26014269
>>26014270
>>26014312
I'm off for a shower then I will.

>>26014418
ill write it for 15 quid

>>26014439
I'll be waiting warmly~

>>26014418

I'd be more scared of the reference tbqh. What's the essay subject?

>>26014420
we were savin it for a rainy day

dunno if this qualifies though, was expectin like godzilla attacking or summat

>>26014436
Thanks familia, I just need to get used to the idea of writing essays and stuff after being out of education so long

>>26014445
I probably would if I had 15 quid too, anon

>>26014460
It's actually pretty easy to write about, just my favourite film

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still have not emailed my lecturers from last year to ask for references to apply for a masters degree. one of the main reasons i am on a gap year now is i was too autistic to apply. very glad i took a year out but now i have to actually apply i just cant do it. physically feel sick thinking about it.

im a piece of shit its not hard to fucking tell

>>26014565
It don't make sense going to heaven with the goody goodies, dressed in white, I like black timbs and black hoodies

>>26014594
That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

crime after crime from drugs to extortion

>>26011330
If it was popular to be right wing and /pol/ was far left then they'd be far left. Just sheep.

>>26014496
>Unifag
>Too autstic
Wew lad.

>>26014736
its very easy to go through university and be a massive autist you know. first year in halls was about as close to hell for me i think i could get.

There's a robot on the chase right now lads.

i dont want to die or kill myself

but i dont know how to keep on living

existence is such a hassle

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mhmm /comfyrain/ lads

>>26014838
Don't worry bro this is just the beginning you'll want to die before long and then eventually you'll want to kill yourself too, once you start self loathing.

>>26012359
No prob matey. Glad you didn't ree.

>>26014838

Start doing more dangerous things. Buy a motorbike and go drunk driving.

>>26014865
>>26014910
are you figuratively telling me to basically kill myself

>mum comes home and starts bitching to me that she's tired of living around chavs

Yea mate I've only been telling you this are if a chav infested shit hole for 10 years now.... Don't know why it is a surprise all of the sudden.

>>26014941
nah lad, just to put yourself into situations where you are more likely to die than usually.

>>26014973
what if i die

>>26014941
I'm not telling you to kill yourself but I used to have the feels you mentioned but it has progressed to actively wanting to kill myself.

>>26014983
Then you're dead mate. Nothing happens.

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>>26014983
that will not happen.

>>26015000
>Nothing happens

Haha yea God doesn't exist and there is no heaven or after life haha ebin meme XD

Watch that edge mate

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>tfw royal mail is older than the USA
Our fucking posties have more culture than their shitty country, you can't write this shit

where im from it aint cookies and cream

Poleaboo where you at you curry monster?

Any more cringy autistic stories of your life? I've been following you since last august.

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>>26014228
>he blows his own daughter
>....

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>>26015041
>mfw when the Royal Mail was founded more than 250 years before that plebshit country

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>>26015165
>mfw Ahmed tries to be relevant

>>26015029
>I'm a Christian again now because /pol/ told me to XD
Embarrassing.

bitches on my dick cause they know that shit is deep

>>26015201
>Disliking the US makes you a Paki
Let's be real, nobody really likes Americans

>>26015165
>>26015041
Does special delivery guaranteed arrive next day?

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>>26015201
says the country that is 60 percent

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>Hobbies: I like to travel
Biggest red flag 2bh

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Just discovered Sakurako's seiyuu also voiced Kyuubey.

Not sure how to feel about that desu

>>26015339
Of coursh, it just means they like getting pissed and fucked by foreigners in places they don't have to stay and feel judgement from.

>>26015114
Not saying these are Poleaboo posts but

>>26013202
>>26013310
>>26013393
>>26014122
>>26014174

>>26015352
Be glad, it's given you an adorable picture of your waifu.

>>26015339
>I post on 4chan
bigger red flag

>>26015398

can't argue with that tbf

>>26013124
>tendies
>not drummers

Least I'm not a yank

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>>26010898
Started rewatching it late last week, already on season 6. It's like /britfeel/ - the show

too much food to eat and not enough time to eat it before it goes out of date.
fuck you asda.

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Visited my grandparents. Found out my grandad has dementia.
>Mfw

>>26015624
You have to make plans on what goes out of date the fastest
My rota is this:
Pizzas/Fruit salads > Meat/Veg > Ready meals > dried/frozen
Order food every week
Got one of those indian meals for 2 for tonight so I'll have one now and another tomorrow, then on to the chicken hot pot

>>26015741
when I went shopping I got everything that goes out of date the day before I go shopping. so atleast id have week to eat it but I just got too much food for my money, so now im stuffing my face.

but I will bear that in mind.

Has anyone got any good secondary school stories?

>>26015827
When Poleaboo was in year 7 he brushed up against a year 11 girls tit accidentally (she was proper fit)

She then slapped him really hard

His TA was watching, he felt embarrassed, she didn't say anything, he tried to play it off with talk of Batman v Superman

>>26015827
Of mice and men

https://join.skype.com/wMNO7A7G18IA

do you lot like forced memes and primary school level bitchiness?

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>>26015827
nah they were all boring.

>>26015827
>in year 10/11 the boys got to play football during PE as stress relief from the real subjects
>Polaboo didn't want to play football
>so he'd play table tennis or rounders with the girls
>the female teacher told him to go into the girls changing rooms so they could all vote on what activity to do
>Polaboo declined
>teacher pressed him
>some of the football lads went in there for a laugh, heard girls giggling
>polaboo still didn't go in

Regret it

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what are you guys doing tonight on burns night

>>26015827
When I was in year 7, a girl thought I was going to rape her and told everyone~

When I was in year 8, some normies put PVA glue into my water and when I drank it they spread a rumour that I ate my own semen in lessons~

There's more but those stories are longer.

>>26012027
What's happened sweetheart?

>>26015861
>year 11
>sit at the back of the bus
>playing a game called 'corners' on the bus
>when the bus turns everyone spills into the opposite corner as if the momentum were forcing us
>I'm sat right in one corner
>in opposite corner is 3 big rugby lads
>inbetween us are 2 girls with massive knockers and nice ass and another fit girl with smaller tits
>bus turns my direction
>all the rugby lads push the hot girls into me
>literally gettimg smothered to death by giant tits in my face and one of the girls on my lap
>manage to hide boner
>comes to getting off the bus
>doing pretty good hiding boner
>one of the girls who has a really nice ass is ahead of me getting off the bus
>the driver can't park properly so we are walking off then I guess he stalled the bus or something and it kind of jumps
>girl falls backwards into me
>catch her
>full contact boner on ass
>she's also a bit of a slut
>get to the stairs thinking 'fucking hell no way she didn't notice that'
>waiting to go down stairs to get off the bus but loads of kiddies in front of us so just stood still
>she backs up and starts rubbing her ass on my boner until the stairs are clear to walk down
>get off the bus go home and wank
>neither of us ever speak of it

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Feels like I'm coming down with the flu and I'm meant to be going to a show with a grill as well as practicing with my band tomorrow

who else fell for the normie meme? infatuation and responsibilities are weird and actually not that great

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>There is someone from Grimsby in this very thread right now

>>26015827
One time this chav kiddie threw a smoke grenade into the maths room while the teacher was in there and he got expelled.

Another time this Indian kid got taped to a lampost.

>>26015624
This is literally why freezers were invented lad

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>>26016081
>practicing with my band
I will never know this feel
How do I get a band?

>>26016119
Don't get a band mate. I used to get a band but then we played some gigs. Literally the worst thing a robot can do. It was 6 years ago still not sure I'm over it.

Is there anyone else here so use to getting shat on, the short end of the stick, left out of the crowd, used as the joke, etc. - that you just don't even try at anything any more and just don't interact with any one?

>>26016119
I asked some people from secondary school that I never see and one person I met once who plays bass when I was on a load of Diclazepam making music. The rest is history.

>>26015827
My older brother once got rushed out of school in an ambulance cause he passed out from eating dodgy mushrooms that me mistook for being magic ones. I got told that he was basically about to die just minutes before I had to do this stupid biology test. To top it off I got sent out of the class by my dickhead teacher for farting in class and had to do the test outside. Still got 95% though

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>>26016173
That's what they want u to do anon, don't give in anon. You can do it just try.

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>>26016119
don't listen too
>>26016149

we're all doing it for a laugh, it's all shit and experimental but it's a really abstract feel when everyones playing in time

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>>26009739

This is a nice picture.

Sorry you didn't agree, roboto-kun.

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>>26016173
I use it as fuel to be a cool dude now, I probably seem like a fucking idiot but I feel good so fuk them like >>26016205 said.

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Does anyone ever have the experience where you feel an episode about your life has finished and the credits and ending music begins?
Happens whenever something eventful in my life happens as if it sets the next episode up as a cliff hanger.

>>26016207
I'm jealous.

where do you live anon?

>>26016244
I get this feel a lot, my days are either full-on or lazy as fuck and it just exacerbates it

>>26016261
I'm in the south, on a peninsula parallel to the most inbred island the UK offers

>>26015827
Not much of a story but this is what I was like in school.

>bullied for years until I worked out I could seem cool by mouthing off at teachers
>edgy stoner with long hair
>weed related shirt / wooley hat / combat jacket on non-uniform days
>put in dumb shit classes and impress the retards by debating teachers
>get called into another class as some sort of subject matter expert when they have a debate on legalising weed
>stupidly left wing
>Iraq war starts
>incite school wide walkout in protest
>hundreds of kids running riot, jumping on cars etc
>Saturday detention for half the school

I was a complete fucking dickhead really.

>>26016295

Portland eh

>downloaded multiple facebook album, photo and chat downloader extensions

Tonight is going to be great assuming I didn't fuck it up

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>feeling great today
>probably a mix of vitamin D and drugs still in my system from the weekend
>full of beans, loving it

I wish I could feel like this everyday, probably won't happen again for another 6 months

Greentext your day for me lads

>>26016479
>got up
>had a wank
>went to work
>had a wank
>bought a ready meal and 4% lager
>came home
>had a wank
>shitposting on the 4chans

>>26016479
>Played Hearthstone
>Gained access to an account then fucked it up
>Played Hearthstone
>Went to Asda to get milk for mum
>Played Hearthstone

>>26016479
my day isn't even worth posting

going back to bed.

>>26016479
>Woke up
>Wank
>Coffee and 3 joints while I play Minecraft and watch Fringe
>Go to work
>Come home for "lunch" (coffee and 2 joints, watch Fringe on my phone)
>Go back to work
>Come home
>Joints, Minecraft, Fringe

I'm very OCD. I'll continue like this until I'm done with Fringe then swap it for another TV series or an audiobook or movie series.

Tell us about your day lad

>>26016417
That's the one buddy

>>26016479
>wake up
>have to explain to flatmates gf why she never sees me
>go to Asda for more diet pills
>meet-up for uni group project
>very self-conscious of my voice since I haven't spoken to another person for 5 days
>hang out on britfeel
>sakurakoanon tells me to eat something so go back to Asda
>figure out the perfect way to shoplift from there, I wouldn't do it though
>do some uni work
>read some manga
>make this post

>>26016479
>bed at 5am
>get up feeling ill at 9am
>back to bed at 10am
>sleep till 4:30pm
>4chan
>repeat

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New kicks and a new LE WEED vape today boys.

Posted on my new blankie too! Gonna be a comfy night

>>26016479
>Wake up at 6
>Shower, breakfast
>Drive for an hour to get into work
>Fart around and try to look busy all day
>Finish work at 4:30
>Drive home for 1.5 hours due to traffic
>Sit town for dinner
>Shitpost on /r9k/

Just like every other day.

>>26016479
>Woke up
>showered, went to work
>Had pot noodle at lunch, 3 oranges, 1 banana and an apple
>finish work
>Spend 1 1/2 hours in traffic for 7 mile journey
>Get home, microwave rustlers burger
Here I am, currently waiting to my burger to cool down. Also contemplating whether to do any uni work or just play games until 10pm like I do every other night.

>>26016770
Getting excited about shoes is girly lad

>>26016770
MAJOR KEY ALERT

BLESS UP

>>26016796
I've got about 15 pairs now. All in mint condition. I like shoes.

>>26016807
Don't EVER play yourself!

>>26016770
like the shoes senpai, i got an email about that release but they were all sold out by the time I got home from work. Just as well desu, i rarely leave the house anyway

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Well gel of my sister lads, she got herself this sweet T

>>26016824
I saw them when they were first released too and held off on them. I know they sold out in the US but not sure about the UK.

I remember seeing them in Size? when they first released and I was just browsing today when I saw them.

>>26016770
>the current year
>buying high tops

Haha fucking faggot

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>>26016857
Got this one for the little brother.

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>mom called me three times today
>dont feel like talking
>just muted the calls
>get a text "anon whats happening please talk to me"
lads

>>26016917
Come back when you have some fashion sense.

>>26016927
Something awful has happened and she thinks you're responsible and currently fleeing to Guernsey lad

>>26016770
>AF1 flax

You fucked up bigtime, son. So many nicer shoes in the sale to cop

alright lads
so
take hot chocolate mix (pref. cadburys)
take powdered cocoa
mix both 3:1 tsp respectively
add cap and a half of baileys
fill up with milk
that's how you make the meme dreme

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>>26016479
>Clean out dusty computer
>shower
>go to medical for work
>lunch
>go to doctor
>shitpost on /britfeel/
>curry for tea

>>26016967
>opinions

I really like them. Also saw the AM90 Flax today. Those were really nice too.

>>26016927
Your a bastard

>>26016946
No one wears high tops anymore unless you're a girl or a faggot, I'm guessing you're the latter

>>26017048
You have no idea what you're talking about. Probably a paki.

Congratulations, you played yourself.