>Can I start you guys off with some drinks tonight? Beer, wine?
>No thanks, I'll just have a water.
I'd rather be a fedora than a degenerate. Enjoy liver failure
I CANNOT AFFORD RESTAURANT BEER
No but alcohol feels like absolute ass and is quite toxic. Out of all the drugs you could take, why would anyone choose alcohol? Maybe it just has a negative reaction for me but it puts me in an awful mood every time I've drank it, be it beer, wine, shots, whatever.
This article pisses me the fuck off. This is how incredibly entitled women are. They make $16/hour or more due to collecting so much in tips, yet get pissy about bringing out some water because they're greedy fucking cunts.
>author's pen name is literally Bitchy Waiter
>calling them a bitch like it's an insult
They are 100% right about those "some sugar and a bunch of lemons" guys though. Those guys are legit assholes.
That's retarded. Why would a waiter bitch about that when he's not even making the drinks in the first place?
>here's your water *sneer*
>here's your soda/drink, it's red so you have to pay me more now
>tfw can't drink anymore because it will cause me to fall back into benzodiazopene withdrawal
>21st birthday is coming up and I'll be forced to refuse drinks and look like a fucking autist.
I FUCKING LOVE ALCHOHOL, FUCK YOU DR. JOSHI REEEEEEEEEEE