How does /r9k/ dress? Do you wear "autism jeans" or "autism shoes"?
Trainerendors and Joggers
>still wearing denim, the fabric of cucks
This is the exact way I dress. Shoes, pants, and shirt. Is this autistic?
>almost 100 years since Bolshevik Revolution
>still not dressing like an Old Bolshevik
Time is running out, wagecucks.
I used to wear new balance cuz <wide shoes. Now I just wear shoes that I streched out a lot. I'm a cs major btw.
>tfw you ordered a sexy pair of boots the other week
>tfw they won't be in until March
Pic related famiglia.
Try out a Mishka shirt, they run pretty big for a medium, but not a large. An American medium, really
If you buy your jeans in a department store, or in bulk from costo or the like, they are most likely autistic
Stores like H&M and Levis tend carry a more stylized fit. These types of stores are all over cities, but if you live in the sticks, there's always the mall or the internet.
The point is department stores and warehouse stores like Costco and Walmart are value oriented. In the world of fashion, actractive/fashionable fits and styles are more valuable, and therefore will end up being sold at smaller specialty shops and boutiques because people who shop there are willing to pay the premium for the specialized product. Larger outlets also skew older for their target demographics (like your mom) who may have grown up with those stores being THE place to get new clothes. Do you want to be dressed by your mom?
I can believe that. Target specifically can have more fashionable fits. But it is still a department store, and most of the jeans sold there will be boot-cut or dad-jeans
I wear either hawaiian shirts or band t-shirts, with denim shorts and flip flops. Oh, and the long hair and neckbeard game is strong. Fuck it, i know i'm autistic, i may as well be comfy while i do it
This is basically how I dress in the winter
Are you serious? Please tell me you're just memeing and don't actually wear this in public
that my mother bought me
boxers, most of which are decently normal but i have a very old pair with guitars on it that has been called to attention before
star wars rebel alliance hat in the winter
this is basically every day. sometimes i wear a flannel instead of a hoodie though!
cargo shorts with long socks in the summer btw
Not trying to be a dick, but I'm gonna run through this
Unacceptable unless it has a non-flashy, small graphic for a band (not a metal band or classic rock band) or other design. Small words are OK too. I do like Salvador Dalis work though
>light colored Walmart jeans
Autistic. Buy some dark blue levis that fit you well
Turbo autism unless you're actually hiking. Don't bullshit me about weather either, I live in Minnesota and just wear red wings everywhere in winter
Get boxer briefs
Get a respectable analog watch. Doesn't have to be expensive
>carrying video games with you
Not as bad as the others but this is kinda spergy if you're obvious about it.
Your jacket looks fine at least
That does make me feel a little better. Nothing makes me rage like some fucking asshole walking into a store and hitting their little vape box liek "HURR DURR IT'S NOT REALLY SMOKING LOL XD"
I want to murder them
>Nothing makes me rage like some fucking asshole walking into a store and hitting their little vape box liek "HURR DURR IT'S NOT REALLY SMOKING LOL XD"
I think most people who vape hate those guys as well
If I have to vape in public, I only do it outside and away from other people, and I hide the vape in my sleeve so no one will make fun of me
Not saying that arent harmful but if you think they are as bad a cigarettes then you are a moron
thanks anon here's a more recent one i posted on /fa/
>Panic! at the Disco graphic t
>Black button-up shirt with a barely noticeable sugar skull pattern on it
>Black skinny jeans
>Black pea coat
>Old boots I bought a few years ago that are rapidly wearing out but are still comfy as fuck
>Black and purple socks
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle briefs
>Too lazy to finish filling in that template
How autistic am I
I still don't understand what's bad about wearing any of those. I mean unless I'm going to some formal event or something. Do people really care what other people wear as long as it's not filthy, edgy, or lewd?
Yes I agree. My post is not contradicting that.
I wear women's skinny jeans, a tshirt with a sweatshirt over it and a pea coat with some kind of shoes, right now when it's cold they're somewhat sturdy and warm. Otherwise I wear converse when it's warmer outside.
>tfw big hips and look like shit in literally everything
My only hope is to hit the gym and work the fuck out of my shoulders but I'm too lazy and beta to fucking do that
This covers the progression of what shoes I have worn for the last 15 years or so.
Srsly I can't be bothered to wear anything but joggers. Cozy af at home, just fine for gym, look fine with almost anything. Too bad I only picked up 1 at the h&m 10 $ sale. Should have got 3.
Jeans, T-shirt, always a shirt, jacket over it when out and pic related shoes.
There's no need to stress clothing. Casual dress is best and least autistic.
>Yeah man, doing pretty fucking awesome, man.
...He said as he sipped his craft ale, his face contorting as he tries to mask it's shit water taste. He yearned for a mainstream beer, but he didn't want to seem casual. Still, it's cheaper and saves enough money for beard shampoo in the ling run.
>nobody mentioned anything about fixing your problems
>autist brings it up and insists you implied it
What a stupid fucking cunt.
>looking good and having people take you seriously is for homosexuals
Niggas still wearing pants in their room.
There's nothing remotely hipster about any of this - are you taking the piss? You look like a suburban faggot who shops at Culture Kings and General Pants Co, you couldn't be any less hipster if you tried, you fucking tard.
> wear anything but joggers
> only picked up 1
Smelly autist confirmed
I dress nice I think. Something like black (slim) jeans, black dress shoes, a dark blue shirt, a black wool overcoat most days. People are nicer to you when you are groomed and dressed nicely I noticed. Halo effect I guess.
>Dion, Berscheid and Walster (1972) conducted a study on the relationship between attractiveness and the halo effect. Sixty students from University of Minnesota took part in the experiment, half being male and half being female. Each subject was given three different photos to examine: one of an attractive individual, one of an individual of average attractiveness, and one of an unattractive individual.
>The participants judged the photos subjects along 27 different personality traits (including altruism, conventionality, self-assertiveness, stability, emotionality, trustworthiness, extraversion, kindness, and sexual promiscuity). Participants were then asked to predict the overall happiness the photos subjects would feel for the rest of their lives, including marital happiness (least likely to get divorced), parental happiness (most likely to be a good parent), social and professional happiness (most likely to experience life fulfillment), and overall happiness. Finally, participants were asked if the subjects would hold a job of high status, medium status, or low status.
>Results showed that participants overwhelmingly believed more attractive subjects have more socially desirable personality traits than either averagely attractive or unattractive subjects. Participants also believed that attractive individuals would lead happier lives in general, have happier marriages, be better parents, and have more career success than the others. Also, results showed that attractive people were believed to be more likely to hold secure, prestigious jobs compared to unattractive individuals.
Fuck this shallow world.
I've become increasingly normie over the past year
I wear these with jeans over them, not pushed into shoe like in pic.
Also got a pair of similiar but cheaper black ones from a different brand which I've been wearing because it fucking rains every day.
Prole as fuck.
Insufferable weed smoking indie kid, otherwise not too bad.
Eligible for autismbux.
8/10 bretty good.
Pathetically trying too hard.
10/10, pretty neet.
I have worn all kinds of autism clothes over the years, but I've settled into this attire recently and feel pretty comfy with it. r8.
I wish. It's probably the photos I chose. I'm 1.73 and broad shouldered. Black, close-fitting clothing make me look taller or more slender.
The neckbeard says it all really.
Because I don't do anything/go anywhere that warrants a suit, and I prefer the ragged look.
I sort of put the taser in as a joke, because a lot of posters in these threads add butterfly knives in accessories. I actually intend on getting one though, for self protection when taking night walks.
That is really comfy anon, I wear the same.
Replace the hoodie with a knitted sweater and you have me.
The jacket and jeans are relatively more ragged than a suit, which is usually too soft and fragile for my liking. I'm not sure if ragged is the right word because non-Anglo, but you get what I mean.
not a single suit wearer, no wonder this board is full of autistic manchilds
This plus a flecktarn parka and American Spirit Blues.
Sorry that I don't satisfy your greasy, fat caveman standard ;) I just like it when my clothes actually fit and not hang over me like drapes because I bought them from a military surplus store in an effort to look manly and tough and they didn't have it in a size that fits my beer gut ;)
>white as fuck
And since when is that a bad thing, you fucking shitskin nigger ? Guess we are supposed to get larger pants and sag them to look more gangsta, right ?
When will these monkey looking fucking faggots ever learn that they're not cool nor thug, just looking stupid as fuck with their unfit clothes and toxic gangster wannabe attitudes ?
>implying you look like that and not like pic related
/r9k/ has been trying to force an autism meme about my shoes but they're pretty damn normie.
I'm almost 30 and look it so a lot of the /fa/ type shit people here think is cool just looks ridiculous on me.
I have a nice pair of those tailored Uniqlo jeans but look stupid in them, I have a wide chest and shoulders and skinny jeans make me look like a cartoon.
I have a few decent suits and wear them when I need to, but that's pretty rare. I'm in LA and nobody wears suits here except financial job people (bankers/accountants/insurance brokers/etc) and waiters at fancy restaurants.
Yeah I know, but dadcore is kind of the only normie fashion I look decent in. I'm not tall or slim enough to wear /fa/ shit, even when I was younger and like 20lbs underweight I still looked "wide" in clothes. I look pretty good in formal clothes, but wearing a suit around here just means getting asked by every single person you meet why you're wearing a suit. (As I've found when out after weddings or job interviews.)
My friend's 23 year old Stacey GF tried to go shopping with me because she said I dressed "too old," but the shit she picked looked absolutely ridiculous on me, I felt like I was in some Adam Sandler movie where he's pretending to be a high school student or some shit. I guess my build would work for Chadcore frat type shit but I don't want to be one of those guys either.
They're a lot better in real life, and they're actually really nicely made. (They're Ecco, I'm a big fan of their shoes because they last forever and are comfy as hell.)
I also have fucked up feet and a lot of shoes give me horrible blisters, basically the back of my heel sticks out more than normal and any low-top shoe without a lot of padding back there (most dress shoes, normal low-top chucks, etc) grinds up and down and leaves me with a huge open sore after a few hours of walking around. I'm kind of limited to boots if I want shoes that aren't sneakers, and I can't wear full-height boots daily because they're a bitch to drive in.
Been rockin' these bad boys since freshman year of highschool
You're the one wearing a piece of modern "art" on your feet, not me.
I usually wear some kind of boots with them. Either hiking, combat, or some of my dads hand-me-down hunting boots.
I really oughta huck the old boots. They're getting dry rotted and all. But they have a kind of beaten look to them I like.
Those are my shoes. Bought the ones on the left last week - I had a similar model before bought at H&M but the fake leather looked fucked up after 3 months of walking, I'm not buying shoes there anymore
I don't use anything in my head
just pic related but rarely
Been wearing hiking shoes to work this winter because my old Timberlands wore out and I don't have the cash for a new pair right now, but my regular shoes aren't OK in the snow.
If well fit, black, shrink-to-fit 501's are autistic then I'm in trouble.
>I don't actually know where to get weed but I don't turn it down if offered.
>is around people who offer weed
>doesn't know where to get weed
Buying weed here involves paying a shady doctor $50 to make up some condition, and then you can just walk into a store and buy it right off the shelf.
Too bad weed doesn't work for me.
I am also a retard that can't attach a photo
+ boots if winter
+ suede black blazer over a simple black t-shirt or if weekend with a simple imprint, black tshirt
>tfw just wear t-shirt and hoodie with jeans
You all look like fags who are trying too hard
Hiking boots are no-no for casual wear. If it's cold get some nice simple black/brown boots.
The underwear is not important. I know that boxer briefs are the "in" thing but less people care than you think and even less people know what underwear you wear so wear what's comfortable to you. I can't wear boxer briefs because they give me rashes for some reason for example.
Ill fitting cheap jeans are very noticeable and offputting to people. Get some well fitting ones even if light colored (you kinda need to wear a fitting shirt to make light colored jeans work). They don't have to be skin tight, just well fitting and make sure they don't have retarded pockets on retarded places or any kind of writing/graphic on them.
Digital watches are absolutely retarded and make you look like a man-child especially with retarded neon colors that make them noticeable. Simple analog watch or nothing.
videogames are ok to take with you as long as you're not a sperg about it. When people talk to you you close it and put it away to talk and you don't play games whil walking, you look straight ahead.
I just try to look as neutral as possible tbqh
These are nice fits.
Rest of the thread is autism.
Get a shave and order that room, hippie
I also own three vintage fedoras -- and look good in them too. No kidding.
meh. winter jacket, black hoodie with logo (metallica, the offspring, deVo, dead Kennedy's)
cheap pair of blue jeans and black vans. Sometimes I wear a hat, and I always wear my Sony smartwatch 2.
In the summer I wear some above the knee chino shorts, thongs (flip flops with the piece in the toe), a casual button up short sleeve, and a cap
Winter I wear jeans, long sleeve thermal shirts, and a pair of chukkas or janowskis depending on if it's wet or not
How'd i do?
I dress pretty plain, I guess. Tee and black jeans usually. Stuff like this.
Poor motor skills has nothing to do with being unable to tie shoes laces you selfless sperg
If you're actually arn't just lazy and LITERALLY can't tie your shoe laces, then you literally have cognitive impairment and possibly suffer from full blown autism.
this board has some decent amount of normies on it.
>tfw effay with good sense of fashion
>tfw skinnyfat with fucked up proportions so no matter what i wear it wont look good
You choose clothing that is considered "shit" for your selfish need to be comfortable. Basically what hipsters and autistic people do because they like to express themselves through their "unique" set.
You're seriously retarded btw.
And me in the clothes in my original post, to prove I really do wear them.
I was pretty sure you got these photos elsewhere but the news story I found actually seems like somebody who might be on /r9k/, and the second photo doesn't seem to be anywhere else on google.
The fedora only "works" because you already look completely ridiculous.
I out myself here all the time. I'm a well-known professional shit-disturber and I'm frequently in the media. I also hosted two different radio shows. I'm a radical union organizer in Windsor these days.
I think people are ignoring you because your clothes choices are so generic. It's borderline-ironic-but-not-really, takes no chances, and in a busload of 50 people in your age group, you could count on at least ten dressing this way.
i just wear the same thing every day, play games, and watch anime
total outside time for the past week is probably 10 minutes.
>live with parents
Starting to think I really need to do something.
I usually braid it or ponytail it, and it was raining that day which is why it looks a bit frizzy in that photo.
I lost is, well done anon
I also wear some plain colored hoodies from some brands. (I don't live there)
>This kid wears kingdom heart hi-tops everyday.
>Has an sao messenger bag
>can't get ten seconds into a statement without breaking down to stuttering and incoherent rambles
I know you're reading this, faggot.
Interesting. My old man was a high-profile antiwar protest organizer during 'Nam, he knew a lot of the guys who formed the Weather Underground and he actually got dropped from the draft because of his record. He's still active under a pseudonym as a political writer.
I'm involved with some stuff too, but I'm the opposite of high profile.
Well, I didn't start out as a glory hound. What happened is I started organizing people on the street and found us getting attacked pretty savagely by police, the city, and the business lobby almost instantly. To protect the rest of the nascent organization someone had to stand up front and take the heat. I'm a robot, just like you guys, and facing hostile media who called me an "extortionist" or just "mentally unwell" in interview after interview was diving into the deep end. I discovered I had a knack for it, though. Once you can deal with powerful people lying about you and calling you names in the media, you can handle almost anything.
Twenty-five years later, handling that kind of pressure has become second nature, and now I teach others how to do the same.