>"Whoa, anon...I think I had too much to drink..."
What is your next step?
>you have to eat all the eggs
shiggy diggy doo
>Look around for other bystanders.
>Wait for coast to clear
>Pic her up and carry her to my loft
>put her in the spare bed i have and write a stiky pad message. Put on her forehead
>Write hello i found you passed out on a bench so i figured i would give you some saftey and take you back to my place no we didnt do anything.PS there is OJ in the fridge and a stack of pancakes . Eat and drink it all.
>get home from a night of drinking
>find your little sister passed out on the couch
>Put a blanket on her
>Take her back to my place
>Put her on the bed
>Tuck her in
>When she wakes up, offer her some freshly cooked waffles and maple syrup
>Ask her what her favorite breakfast snack is
>Tell her I will make it for her if she stays
>Get a free GF
I'd also grab this fat faggot and flip him over.
If you can prevent someone from drowning in their own puke, you ought to.
It's the Christian thing to do.
grab a blanket, put blanket near big couch.
lift her up, and bring her to the big couch w/ blanket.
spoon her and put the blanket over the both of us and go to sleep.
she will wake up screaming but thats ok.
>take her into a secluded area
>take off her skirt
>take off her panties
>take a massive shit in her panties
>piss all over her skirt
>put panties back on
>put skirt back on
She will never know. For the rest of her life she will remember the time she shit and pissed herself at a party.
>take her back to my place
>get rope and camera from basement
>set up camera on a timer
>make sure this whore is in the shot
>tie myself to a chair
>accuse her of rape
>win millions in court
Assuming I actually know her?
Taker her home, or pass her off to one her lady friends.
On that note I've drank before, but never been drunk.
Sounds like shitty decision making to me.
>On that note I've drank before, but never been drunk.
>I'm a faggot - the post
>Sounds like shitty decision making to me.
>I'm a 59 year old conservative man with no friends trapped in the body of a 19 year old - the post.
You sound like an insufferable cunt.
>play with her nipples
>take her top off suck on them
>roll her over
>sniff her butthole
>finger her butthole
>lick my fingers
>lick her butthole
This is what I did to my ex whenever she slept.
>see if house owner has some hair clippers
>if yes, look in fridge/pantry for honey or something else sticky
>lift up shirt/dress
>pour honey/sticky substance all out
>put all the hair in the honey/stickyshit
>wait 5 minutes
>put shirt/dress back to normal
>write nigger hater on forehead and arms
make sure she's comfortable, call/text anyone who might know her, and then leave her be until she wakes up. then render whatever assistance she might require.
I know what OP is expecting: "LOL I'd throw away my entire life to sexually assault a single average-looking female LMFAO" but the reality is that most people are not as mentally ill as OP and would actually treat her with respect.
>She ended up cheating on me
I even took pictures.
Sometimes she'd like it, wake up horny and fuck me.
I love creeping on sleeping women.
Especially if they are your gf.
They rarely call the cops if you date them.
cause it's a girl being crept on in her sleep.
Apparently it's the guys sister.
So it's some incest sleep creeping.
Very sexy stuff right here.
Here he is spreading her buttcheeks.
I bet her asshole smells wonderful.
I used to do this to my ex all the time.
Her butthole was a little hairy like hers, and looked just like that.
fuck i loved to lick it.
That isn't my dick dumb roastie.
That is someone else creeping on their sister.
Are you a fucking autist?
I DIDN'T DO IT.
FUCKING CONFESS FAGGOT
but it isn't.
Half of these file names come from 4chan, and the other come from Imgur.
Why would I post my dick here?
Why would I give anything that incriminates myself?
You're insulting some strangers dick, and pretending like you told me off or something.
Fbi isn't going to do shit about an act that I didnt commit on an adult female.
he even managed to put her dick in her pussy.
My gf was a heavy sleeper and I even managed to stick my finger in her asshole when she was asleep without her waking up.
The girl is probably a heavy sleeper
>This is legitimately how people get caught by the way
You have no connection to who I actually am.
Maybe if this wasn't an anonymous site it might actually effect me.
>This is legitimately how people get caught by the way
How am I going to get caught if my ex knows about what I did to her and still hasn't pressed charges?
She already knows I fucking molested her, but for some weird reason she won't press charges.
You literally can't do shit.
KEK KEK KEK.
>Except all the exif data in your photos and the IP you're posting with.
Then who the fuck am I?
I'm not going to get vanned because she willingly let it happened, and I am not posting CP.
Literally nothing will happen to me.
So stay mad whiteknights
>Literally nothing will happen to me.
Then why have you spent literally three hours nervously posting about it?
You're fucked, dude. The cops are already looking at your posts and figuring out how to charge you.
>heh its 4chan I can discuss my crimes and nothing will happen because it disappears after a while
uh oh mr normie https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26005419/
So the FBI is going to take me seriously, even though all I have done is talked shit on an anonymous message board?.
Do you understand how this shit works?
I could give you my fucking address and they wouldn't do shit.
Kek sure buddy!
>tfw suddenly stops posting because he's legitimately afraid of being jailed
Good, fuck him, he basically begged to go to prison.
>I could give you my fucking address and they wouldn't do shit.
"hey this guy is posting pictures of him literally raping his sister, here's links to it and he also posted his address"
i guarantee you they would be at your house within like three hours
>even though all I have done is repeatedly provided direct photographic evidence of one of the most serious felonies on record whilst screaming "fuck the poh-leece"
Literally kill yourself you nigger, it's your only chance now.
The FBI is already on their way.
I don't see why I should stop posting some random images I found on /b/
And I don't see how this makes me guilty at all
>"hey this guy is posting pictures of him literally raping his sister, here's links to it and he also posted his address"
EXCEPT IT ISN'T ME!
You fucking retards think this is me.
I'm not even white!
>So the FBI is going to take me seriously, even though all I have done is talked shit on an anonymous message board?.
oh no, anon, nobody takes what people say on the internet seriously
thats why schools get shut down and people get arrested for bomb threats and school shooting threats
>I'm not even white!
even more fuel for the police
>bomb threat vs. reposting shit from /b/
You fucking fags must be 15 years old.
I'm crying of laughter right now.
going to post some more for you guys
Yea that's the funniest part about it, these faggots think it's all real.
What are they fucking 12!?
>I'm not even white!
well, neither are they.
the asian gene is dominant, so in order for them to be brother/sister, it means the brother is asian too.
>inb4 "b-but she's not asian!!"
look at the facial structure >>26007852 and here >>26008144 the two people have a completely different jawline, cheekbones and chin.
>THIS DAMAGE CONTROL
I'm not asian boy!
Idk it was some pictures I found on /b/
>d-d-d-duh duh damage control
KEK you guys are a fucking joke.
I'm literally just dumping my fap folder and you're telling the FBI i'm posting incriminating pictures.
You guys are unreal right now.
Fuck dude, this is too damn good.
>keeps responding to the same posts with a different excuse each time
it doesn't matter if you found them on /b/, it's still illegal to do, retard.
This is my step-sister Dianne.
I rubbed my huge white cock on her face while she was sleeping.
Please don't tell the police.
How is it illegal?
How exactly can you prove the girls aren't pretending to be asleep?
They are all over the age of 18, so it's very legal.
If I was posting CP you'd have a fair point.
You faggots are delusional as fuck.
The FBI isn't going to take this seriously at all.
>nine separate reports to the FBI
>five separate reports to his local PD
>rapist anon is still posting new pics
just dox yourself so we can hack your FB already, this has really passed the point of no return for you amigo
>67 separate IP's in the thread
>didn't go up when these 2 got posted
nice damage control, noticed you stopped dumping your illegal activity
I've done nothing illegal and I haven't change my IP once.
What the hell is wrong with you?
You're a fucking imbecile.
Do you realize that there are weekly sleep-creep threads on /b/?
Me and >>26009301 are not the same person.
I've used the same IP for every post I have made.
Here's your proof.
People whiteknighting 'normies' or horrible people got bigger, too
I posted something earlier and I just came back from breakfast, try again
>don't you realize that lots of people commit crimes?
Dude you have 25 counts on this thread alone, I'd *seriously* stop if I were you and delete the images you've already posted.
It's like you're literally begging to go to jail. Like do you not realize this is an actual crime where you live? It's not a crime everywhere but it IS a crime where YOU are a resident.
And this is the part where the weeaboo shitposter claims shoop, right
These idiots actually think I'm going to go to jail for reposting pictures.
It's fucking unbelievable who reddit we have become.
Sorry man, I'm not going to go to jail for this, and I'm not even going to get banned for this.
This is shit that happens all the time and /s/ and /b/
Not a single picture I have posted have had myself in it or any woman I have dated.
You don't even know where I fucking live.
I'm not going to get arrested.
I'll post until fucking dawn to prove it.
Nah I'm not.
>the one needle-dicked anon who hijacks the thread by admitting to raping an ugly chick
Why do I even post on this website
>the one literal needle-dicked anon who hijacks the thread by admitting to raping an ugly chick
Why do I even post on this website
>I WON'T GO TO JAIL
>I WON'T GO TO JAIL
>IT WON'T HAPPEN
Dude it's between twenty minutes and you've made twenty-four posts saying you won't get in trouble.
Dial down the autism and just delete your posts if you're really this worried.
Peter Parker and Mary Jane sitting on a web watching a meteor shower
You guys are fucking morons.
I am completely innocent
Peter sitting on his bed being a depressed fuck because no cookies and milk
Lmao it will never come to that, but that is evidence enough.
Everything else I said could be pure conjecture and bullshit.
People tried to accuse me of posting pictures of myself committing a crime.
The only evidence you have is that, I have a sleeping fetish.
You faggots really think you're going to scare my ass.
>"are uh... you ok?"
>touch her arm
>"are you ok?"
>lean in close
>my mouth is right next to her ear
>"I swer to fuckin' christ m8 if you shit you shit yourself on my grandpa's old smoking chair I will literally snap ur fuckin' neck"
>go to bed
>he's still replying
16 separate reports tot the FBI
26 separate reports to your local PD
>quadrupling-down on your first-degree forcible felony
Still implying that I've committed a felony.
You must think I'm a newfag.
This shit does not scare me at all.
Nothing bad will happen to me.
If you think something bad will happen to me, then you're the newfag.
great first post it wasa the first thing that came to mind i said it out loud when seeing the thread and when i opened it i saw this post and i felt a little bit of joy inside me good job anon this is what 4chan is about great for making my day thanks
>found out the fun way my ex had sexsomnia the day before we broke up
>tfw stuck with a lifetime of an essentially unfulfillable fetish
Jesus Christ this thread is so unbearable could you faggots really be this dense to think those pics are really of his sister? Holy shit the newfaggotry of this is unbelievable whoever is reporting this shit to the FBI is gonna be the one getting v& for harassing them with false accusations
He honestly can't get in trouble for any of this.
1). First amendment
2). Random pictures alone aren't enough to make solid investigation or case against someone. Good luck being able to track this person down (or the subject of the picture) in order to confirm who's involved. And even then you still have to gather more evidence to make a conclusive case.
3). It's posted on the internet. Obviously, and notoriously, shifty in terms of reliable sources of information.
4). He could just as easily be lying/trolling for kicks, which often gets in the way of criminal cases and arresting people.
5). You still need the subject (girl in the pic) to press charges, not the FBI. If she's not bothered by this, or is aware and okay with it, or too uncomfortable to proceed any further; there's absolutely nothing the FBI, police, or any lawful authority can do here. The most important variable here is the victim (if she is one). Which means a). good luck finding her; b). good luck getting a confession out of her; c). good luck confirming whether a crime actually took place; d). good luck engaging what her actually feelings on the matter is; and e). good luck convincing her to come forward if she's not comfortable proceeding any further (or is genuinely not bothered by what happen).
And if it's a random guy at a party, I doubt she'd be able to recognise him here. Whoever did this has already gotten away with it.