National dead abo appreciation day is tomorrow. What are you

>>26004980
>I'm gunna drink vb, smoke cones and shitpost all fucken day
Thats what I do every day cunt, except for the vb, goon all the way cunt

>>26005109
what kind of goon, not lambrusco I hope

>>26005200
nah m8, fruity lexia, nectar of the gods

>>26005109
>used to have great times on goon
Now it just makes me sick, literally spewing

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>barbecue with family

>>26004980
I lived in OZ. VB is literaly horse piss as is XXXX Gold and Carlton Draft. You fuckers dont know shit about beers.

>>26004980
burgers in the barbie for lunch
go to surfworld

>>26005555
i mean surfers

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Where'd all these friggin australians come from?

>>26004980
going climbing. fuck bogans and yobbos.

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>I wasn't born in Australia

>>26005537
implying that we think otherwise, or give a fuck

>>26005537
get a load of this poofta cunt

>>26005537
shut the fuck up. do you really think if it tasted like piss in a fucking bottle people would buy it you fucking dumb cunt ? no, of course not. so fuck off you pretentious fucking piece of shit faggot. i like vb, and i will be drinking it tomorrow

>>26004980
going to the coast
kill me senpai

>>26005914
>>26005850
Your country is a shithole with a lazy ass workforce that gets falling down drunk with some stupid horse race and your average IQ in oz is 85 played off by the fact that you're all too friendly and say "mate" too much.

>>26005537
red tins cunt

>>26006046
>>26005980
confirmed for homos

Enjoy your singlets you fucking faggots. "St Kilda m8, gr8 place m8, mind the needles, dont get glassed!"

>>26006064
heaps good bait

>>26006064
what? are you stupid

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>mfw the same "ITS INVASION DAY NOT AUSTRALIA DAY"/"WHAT DOES IT REALLY MEAN TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN" rehashed journalist pieces we've had year after year
>mfw inner city upper class Arts students who have never experienced any hardship in their life pretending to be Aboriginal and protesting in the city
>mfw bogans being bogans getting drunk and not taking responsibility for their behaviour because JUST HAVING A LAUGH BRO DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT JESUS

feels jaded asf desu familia

>>26006144
sounds like you hate fun. cheer up cunt, it's only one day a year

>>26004980
drink a slab, listen to the J's, hopefully get a root too. Should be heaps good.

>>26005776
Arapiles?

>>26005357
Because it's fuckin vinegar

>>26006025
Mate
Fuck off

>>26005710
Australia?
Not fucking original what cunt

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hey any1 in WA wanna be my friend? tfw no friends

>>26006389
yeah sure im in WA

Is this like Australia's 4th of July?

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>>26006382
YEAH NAH DIS OUR LAND YA WHITE DOG CUNT

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>>26006267
Nah. Looks beautiful though. New spot to check out later in life. Look at this shit.

>>26006228
Bogan larpers need to get the fuck off the internet. Nobody thinks you're being funny, so stop dressing up in a cork hat and dancing for your american masters.

>>26006389
You like osu?

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>>26006447
Time to collect your next payment

>>26006423
cool lets meet at a traino or something
>>26006535
no not really

>>26006447
woah, I'll give ya a ciggy just don't come any closer

>>26006477
>tfw always wanted to give it a try but I'm 6'4 and too skinnyfat
I'm guessing you need to be ottermode to be any good at it?

what is vb?

>>26005710
We've always been here.

>>26007023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA1h9h7-_Z4

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I'm working.

At least I'll be making $65 an hour.

>>26007050
fuck now I'm thirsty.

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>mfw house parties
>mfw house party in your house

I'm going to wait until it's over, I fucking hate when normies have days off.

>>26007065
>mfw I realize $65 AUD is like $15 USD
always gets me when an aussie tells me how much he's making an hour with a $ prefacing it

>>26007407
>seppo buttmad he makes 6 dollars an hour

>>26007477
I just don't like the overly conflated number is all.
You're not making $65, you're making like $40. That's still decent pay but c'mon cunt.

As a Californian who wants to emigrate to Australia, which areas should I look into?

>>26006064
>fuckin highest quality of life in the world cunt

>>26006437
What is the 4th of july for anyway?

>>26005537
>this post
>the replies
Australians will literally argue about anything. Put two Australians in front of computers and they'll be calling each other dumb faggot cunts in mere seconds.

>>26007407
It really is more like 40 usd

Australians literally rank below dogs, I wish someone nuked them out of existence by now

>>26007505
I'll have you know your dollar was worth less a couple years ago ya cunt

>>26008554
Try Redfern Sydney, you'll need money though, really affluent suburb

>>26009099
Ayy lad those kangaroos ain't gonna fuck themselves. Hop to it.

>>26009210
Wrong meme, NZ fuck their sheep.

>>26009092
If The United States were your home instead of Australia you would...

>be 4.8 times more likely to be in prison
>be 28.07% more likely to be unemployed
>be 3.5 times more likely to be murdered
>be 6 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
> make 22.79% more money
> experience 48.51% more of a class divide
> have 6.32% less free time
> spend 44.87% more money on health care
> consume 29.89% more oil
> use 28.47% more electricity
> be 39.28% more likely to die in infancy
> die 2.51 years sooner
> have 10.09% more babies

Source: http://www.ifitweremyhome.com/

>>26004980
unlike literally every other ausfailian on this board i'm not a turbo normie so i'll be sleeping in, watching anime and masturbating to japanese porn

>>26008554
Gold Coast probably, it has that real vapid californian culture which you can pick up by all their radio stations spamming ad's for tanning salons (in a city thats literaly on a golden beach) and breast implants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw

>>26005710
Non anglo here. Parents migrated from Africa and was born here.

Most Australians came from England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland; those are the top four nations they came from. These are your real typical "aussies" and "bogans". We also have a good amount of peeps that are of a southern european descent; we normally call them "wogs" and some Arabs are associated with them.

Otherwise compared America... Australian isn't really ethnically diverse in terms of its "Europeness" compared to the states; since you guys have all Euro's there.

Only a small amount of Aussies are of an Northern or Eastern European descent.

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Get out of my country, white dog.

EVERYONE GET DOWN TO CRONULLA FOR NATIONAL BASH A FUCKING WOG AND LEB DAY

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Self loathing, wallow in a pool of my own misery, spiral into madness, oh, and also drink. That's the fun part.

Going to the football to laugh at cucks from Sydney. Fuckin love Straya Day