National dead abo appreciation day is tomorrow. What are you cunts doing to celebrate? I'm gunna drink vb, smoke cones and shitpost all fucken day
shut the fuck up. do you really think if it tasted like piss in a fucking bottle people would buy it you fucking dumb cunt ? no, of course not. so fuck off you pretentious fucking piece of shit faggot. i like vb, and i will be drinking it tomorrow
Your country is a shithole with a lazy ass workforce that gets falling down drunk with some stupid horse race and your average IQ in oz is 85 played off by the fact that you're all too friendly and say "mate" too much.
>mfw the same "ITS INVASION DAY NOT AUSTRALIA DAY"/"WHAT DOES IT REALLY MEAN TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN" rehashed journalist pieces we've had year after year
>mfw inner city upper class Arts students who have never experienced any hardship in their life pretending to be Aboriginal and protesting in the city
>mfw bogans being bogans getting drunk and not taking responsibility for their behaviour because JUST HAVING A LAUGH BRO DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT JESUS
feels jaded asf desu familia
YEAH NAH DIS OUR LAND YA WHITE DOG CUNT
Nah. Looks beautiful though. New spot to check out later in life. Look at this shit.
Bogan larpers need to get the fuck off the internet. Nobody thinks you're being funny, so stop dressing up in a cork hat and dancing for your american masters.
You like osu?
>mfw house parties
>mfw house party in your house
I'm going to wait until it's over, I fucking hate when normies have days off.
Australians will literally argue about anything. Put two Australians in front of computers and they'll be calling each other dumb faggot cunts in mere seconds.
If The United States were your home instead of Australia you would...
>be 4.8 times more likely to be in prison
>be 28.07% more likely to be unemployed
>be 3.5 times more likely to be murdered
>be 6 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
> make 22.79% more money
> experience 48.51% more of a class divide
> have 6.32% less free time
> spend 44.87% more money on health care
> consume 29.89% more oil
> use 28.47% more electricity
> be 39.28% more likely to die in infancy
> die 2.51 years sooner
> have 10.09% more babies
Gold Coast probably, it has that real vapid californian culture which you can pick up by all their radio stations spamming ad's for tanning salons (in a city thats literaly on a golden beach) and breast implants
Non anglo here. Parents migrated from Africa and was born here.
Most Australians came from England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland; those are the top four nations they came from. These are your real typical "aussies" and "bogans". We also have a good amount of peeps that are of a southern european descent; we normally call them "wogs" and some Arabs are associated with them.
Otherwise compared America... Australian isn't really ethnically diverse in terms of its "Europeness" compared to the states; since you guys have all Euro's there.
Only a small amount of Aussies are of an Northern or Eastern European descent.
Self loathing, wallow in a pool of my own misery, spiral into madness, oh, and also drink.
That's the fun part.