>Saturday morning >You're in kitchen together with

pull her pants down and bury my face in her ass

>>26004691
Ask her who the fuck she is and what she's doing in my house.

"Who are you, why are you cooking me breakfast, how did you get in here and lets have post-breakfast sex, it'll be fun"

>>26004691
I'm probably gonna pork her in my kitchen table, ya fuckin' dingus.

pinch my arm to wake up to watch my anime

give her a nice warm hug from the back and a playful kiss on the cheek

>>26004691
>wait, who is this chick?
>realize it's a dream
>wake up
>get up and go about curse my head for making feel things I'll never get to experience for real

i'd feel guilty. actually i felt bad only from thinking about it

>>26004691
>no girl will ever look at you like that

>>26004691
usually this is where I wake up

>>26004691
Sperg out and look quickly away. Always, always life is painful

Say hello to her.

>>26004691

i suck her cock through the cock hole in her pj's.

>>26004691
walk up behind her. grab her waist, gently push my pelvis against her butt and put my head on her shoulder, then kiss her passionately as I push my penis into her butt as i keep kissing her, and then tell her shes making breakfast wrong.

then start making other stuff to go with what shes making. cooking for fun in the morning.

>>26004714
Pretty much do what this anon is thinking.

>>26004691
Tell her about the Jews.

haha i should've known this wouldn't be an original comment

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>>26004691
Kill myself,cause this will never happen to me.

Wonder why my kitchen looks like a niggers house. BITCH DID YOU STEAL MY DOUBLE OVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE ILL KILL YOU.

>>26005394
>2kb jpg
maybe if you got better pictures you'd have a gf faggot

Ask her to make us eggs.

Go on to impregnate her.

Ask why the eggs are burnt.

>>26004691
Slap that stupid grin off of her face.

>>26004691
Shit myself and wonder if I'm in the wrong house

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>hug her from behind
>tilt her head back
>kiss her forehead
>turn her around and kiss her lips
>squeeze her ass before walking away to let her finish breakfast

>>26005471
Would that really work?

>>26004714

Fuck off purvert

>>26004691
>What do you do?
I don't even notice her. The coffee maker is calling to me.

Enjoy the fact someone is making me breakfast, and than proceed to have sex after I enjoy my meal

>>26004691
stab her, she's clearly asking for it

>>26005545
Pretty hard right now desu familia

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>>26004691
Everybody knows not to look me in the eyes.

She fucked up.

I pull off my Virtual Reality Headset

>>26004691
Grab her from behind.
Pull down her pants.
Perform oral sex until she gets horny enough to want to fuck.
Have sex.
Feel happy for once.

>>26004691
>hug her from behind and kiss her
>help her finish making breakfast
>cuddle and watch tv

>>26005910
Fuck off faggoto

>>26006189
No bully plz I just want a comfy gf to cuddle with fampai

>>26006208
Ill cuddle your ass faggot

>>26006264
>Ill cuddle your ass faggot
>original comment

I'm surprised to be honest

>>26004691
>And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

tell her i like cheese on my eggs

titten

>>26006312
I love the talking heads

>feel happy for once in my life
>get up
>kiss her forehead
>and help her cook for the both of us
>lay around and watch tv talking about pointless shit

thats the most comfiest thing to me.

>>26004691
grab what little ass she has and proceed to rail her on the counter

>>26006312
And you ask yourself?

>>26004691
hug her from behind, cuddle all morning thinking about renovating the kitchen. That place is old as fuck.

slit her throat

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>>26008091
OROGONOL

>>26004691
Tell her to paint those cupboards. Scruffy mare.

>>26004827
sruasages in her brungis

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>>26004691

smack her ass and forcibly cuddle her from behind when she gets all "WHY DID YOU DO THAT", causing her to fade to "Oh anon you're such a jerk- mmmm, I hate...I hate youuuu...s-stop it, I'm trying to cook you stupid asshole..."

>>26004691
i would bash her to flesh mud with a baseball bat, because im a rational person.

>>26010423
cool man, thats why she only fucks other guys and not you,
the picture you posted suits your post.

>>26010521

lol what?

run that one by me again?

>>26010542
i dont understand what you want.

>>26010563

I don't understand what you were saying. Perhaps you could try explaining it to me?

>>26010521
>thats why she only fucks other guys and not you

Wow, does this idiot actually this this thread is for real?

It's a .jpg on the internet, it's not a real situation. Dial down the autism there, kiddo - and while you're at it, don't invent weird cuck scenarios involving women you've never met.

>>26004922
Beat me to it. And so the cycle continues

>>26010521
Explain to me what's beta about slapping your gfs ass and cuddling her.

>>26010521

literal cuck

>>26010521
>thats why she only fucks other guys and not you

lmfao has there ever been a more obvious cuck fetish post

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>>26004691
Wake up, be sad, go make breakfast

>hmmmm
>these cupbaords need a new paintjob

Smile back.

>>26004691
>morning
lmao, as if I'm ever up before 4pm on a Saturday.

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>>26004691
This image is really depressing.

>>26005910
>>26007704
>>26008002
Best ones too bad I'll never experience it

>>26004691
russia/10

>>26004691
chop her to bits, hide her parts around the house and invite the neighbors around for dinner.

>>26005545
Are u me?
Original comment required.

Ask her "Do you want to have a shower before you leave?"

She's a 4/10 at best lads.

>>26010726
This. Or the whole goddamn kitchen needs to be renovated. that place is old as fuck and looks like it is falling apart.

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>smile awkwardly at her
>stand up but so goofy that i throw throw the chair and most of the stuff off the table
>she looks confused
>i try to pick the stuff up but i only make it worse
>i go to her and try to hug her
>but she just stands there frozen with a disgust look on her face
>give her a few pats on the shoulder and say "hehe" while shaking
>start to cry
>go to the fridge with tears on my face and grab a beer
>try to act cool
>still shaking so drop beer all over me and the floor
>"beer" say while laughing and crying
>leave and never look back
>text her "i'm sorry, i love you"
>she never texts back

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>>26007704
>>26012194
>they don't realize comfy cozy time sex is the GOAT sex
Calculations were made in error.

I'd sneak up behind her and hug her and tease her and grab one of the cooking tools she was using and hold it up above her until it's just out of reach and watch her get frustrated with me and then she'd complain that the food is burning and then I give it back to her but not before kissing her and telling her that I love her and then she'd just playfully push me away and call me a loser even though deep down I'd know she's blushing.

Then everything begins to melt off and dissipate and I wake up in bed, anxious, sweating and possibly crying to the sound of rain hitting my window still. I stand up and see myself in the mirror, the bags under my eyes have clearly gotten worse. I check the time and I get scared because I realize I might be late for my warehouse job when I suddenly remember I have today off and I head towards my kitchen empty as usual and I check /ck/ for any breakfast threads and I see that there are none and I begin to prepare some eggs when a recollection of the pleasant dream hits me and I begin to tear up again and I end up deciding to just Skip breakfast altogether.

I hate my life

Wonder why the fuck my entire kitchen looks 20 years older than I remember.