In This Thread >White people

>drink soy milk

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Your average /pol/boi

so.. are you guys implying you are not white?

>have jobs
>work for things in life instead of demanding to have things handed to them because of the color of their skin
>respect police

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>>26004485
why whitey love so much

Why do white people (spergs mostly) go outside in the cold in shorts and a T shirt?

>>26004574
Sticking his nose in other people's buisness, kek classic white person behaviour smdh

w-what are you s-supposed to do if the first high five sucked?

>>26004506
this isn't a black people thread, anon.

>shooting up school
>murder-suicide
>serial killing

White People:

>Created the foundations of modern art, music, philosophy, technology, government, medicine and science
>Shelter and aid other countries and cultures
>Bear the burdens of the world and get no respect for it, not even from white people

I'm not even fucking white

>>26004598
I do that too, feels good when running.
Get good winter genetics.
>oh wait.
Ha.

>>26004598
because its not cold

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Lmao white people be busting out their magic the gathering cards and shit

I love having brunch. Yummy for my tummy!

>>26004630
>I'm not even fucking white

Nice try, Keith.

>>26004635
It was 20 degrees today and I saw 3 white people walking around in short sleeves

Who cares guys, non-whites except Asians aren't humans. Let the animals have their thread.

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Shit niggers do:
>make shit music
>riot against injustice by robbing and committing vandalism
>gang rape women en masse
>turn neighborhoods into miniature african shitholes where they kill each other over drugs
>destroy society by being completely useless and stupid
>play victim 24/7
>technology unable to proceed past cowshit huts
>most notable invention was the ebola virus

>be successful
>have ambition
>are good citizens

White cracker say ma bwuva hah!

>>26004602
No anon, those are Jews.

Fake antiques.

Like, what the fuck. I'm white people and I still thought this shit was retarded the first time I got dragged to a Hobby Lobby and saw that half the store was shitty furniture made to look old.

>>26004574
>have meme jobs like working as a bartender/barista or in "PR"
>have everything handed to you on a silver platter, bitch about when the tiniest things go wrong i.e "omg my uber driver took 6 minutes to show up L I T E R A L L Y can't even"
>listen to gangsta rap and hiphop and spout things like "fuck da police" because it's cool to be an edgy fuckwad who listens to controversial music and act hood even though you grew up in the fucking suburbs and know nothing of "the struggle"

>>26004485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl9eC5-zwjo

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>>26004686
>Only those who make my cartoons are okay!

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kek

>>26004681
>20 degrees
>cold
no

>>26004485

I do most of these.

>>26004680
Damn, Keith is a pretty white name.
>>26004686
>asian or yellow fever fag detected.
Wew

>oppress dark skinned people

>>26004681
>20 degrees
>cold
Get a load of this shitskin.

>work
>don't commit crimes
>vote and have informed political opinions
>don't do drugs
>raise their children
>speak coherently
>intelligent

>>26004694
what inventions have you made personally?
>taking credit for other people's effort

DUDE WHITES LMAO

>>26004733
>you will always be white
Feels fucking great, man. No one can take this away from me.

>>26004750
>>26004799
20 degrees is cold as fuck

it all makes sense now

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>>26004485

problem, n1gger?

>>26004733
Ouch, I actually work in PR.

None of that other shit though.

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>Support nigger lives matter then tweet and facebook about it on social media

lmao fucking gringos

>>26004733
>the struggle
>hmm do I use the food stamps the white man gave me on greasy junk food or do I trade them for drugs

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>you know those things that we wear when we outside to do shit? lets wear them inside too!

fucking white barbarians
du ma my

take shoe off or get out my house

>>26004574
>white
>working for things in life
Kek

>>26004485

>masturbate to cuckold porn
>shoot black man for thinking that he cucks you
>masturbate to cuckold porn some more
>shoot another black man for thinking that he cucks you

>younger brother has spic friend that was born in the u.s.
>looks like a typical wetback
>is named kevin
literally fucking why

>>26004910
>implying that's how food stamps work, exactly like currency and a drug dealer won't laugh in your face for this
>implying that the government didn't set in motion the systemic proliferation of drugs into poor communities
>not knowing what real life is like because you're white and sheltered

hehe so silly

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Get cucked by children's playgrounds

401Ks
Don't drive cars with wheels worth more than the car itself. Wiggers not included...

>>26005014
>Food stamps cant be sold
People sell food stamps all the time
This is how I know you're some white guilt middle class kid

>>26005014
Black conspiracy theorists are hilarious. Tell me more about yakub inventing white people and how the white man invented crack to keep the secretly ubermensch negro down

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Fucking white people amirite

>>26004707
antiques look nice, but they're rare and expensive in good condition, so we buy fakes. Is this really that hard to understand?

>>26005048
haha yeah i figured, i thought i was doing well until i got up to there

i don't care what race you are, people are shitty all around

but in all honesty, white people do that annoying shit i posted earlier.

>>26004630
>Build nations on the blood and "free labor" of others
>Invade foreign land and slaughter its indigenous people, while depleting said lands resources to secure their own wealth
>Give birth to the corrosive concept of racism and white supremacy
>Enslave blacks for hundreds of years, only to "free" them while denying them rights, access to proper education or employment opportunities, demonize, marginalize, terrorize and literally lynch them simply for being black
>"Hurr durr why can't these filthy niggers get their act together?!"
>Globally establish white beauty standards and culture as the norm and label any reasonable outcry for diversity SJW faggotry

White people.

>>26004598
Aggressive heterosexuality senpai
More a sexuality than a race thing

>>26005014
People trade food stamps in the hood and even the shitty trailer parks I grew up in all the time retard. The value is depreciated but as a pseudo currency that has real world use it's not surprising

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>>26004856
those thing were stolen by the whites from africa but they doesn't thell you that on your whites schoolbooks.

>>26005063
WE WUZ BRIDGES N SHIEET

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>invent everything worth inventing
>create the best art, best literature, best philosophy, best science, best laws, best civilization, best everything
>be the best at literally everything
>chill out for a while
>get bored
>conquer basicaIIy entire world in the span of a few generations
>draw pictures of yourself standing astride continents
>rename brown people's entire homelands after your fat bitch queen
>import all the good stuff god accidentally put on the continents of lesser peoples, turn them into factories to produce it
>chill out for a while, content to have defeated space and time
>get bored again
>try having some massive planet-spanning internecine wars
>develop ability to destroy entire world because why not
>finally get bored of even that
>need to devise a new way to fuck with inferior races
>decide to invite them into our homes, let them shit all over the walls, condescend to them and patronize them
>even tolerate them becoming whiny and spoiled and feeling entitled to it
>even tolerate their insults and pathetic admonishments that they are entitled to our homes and we don't deserve them
>lift our inferiors onto our shoulders for a goof, the view ruined by the knowledge that they only have it at the sufferance of the giant who is lifting them
>give everything to them when it is precisely not having things handed to you that makes you strong some day, permanently othering them
>remain the eternal Same
>remain kings of the universe
>stiII run their homelands as slave factories for mass producing baseball hats and tampons

>>26005075
Different people are shitty in different ways
Dont talk about things you havent experienced.

People like you are the sole cause of racism in the modern age

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>>26005080
>go back in time
>make Europeans black and Africans white
>change nothing else
>black people do everything you just said
>yfw

>create civilization
>be exploited by lazy brown people with IQs <80 who take advantage of our empathy
>have your civilization corrupted and destroyed by lazy brown people who never did anything but rape and kill each other for 50,000 years

>>26004622
Black people do that too.

>>26005080
I know, smashing shit and taking over is fun, isn't it?

>black people think that high-fives are important so they spend their entire lives perfecting them

HOLY SHIT LMFAO

>>26004820
>generalizes whites by ridiculous stereotypes
>whites generalize themselves by achievements of their race
LOOOOOOL U DIN IVENT NUFFFIN, I NEEDZ MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMZZZZZZ

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>>26004913
dat blonde chad

>>26005134
I work with a bunch of alt-normies, so I do experience the annoying stuff I posted earlier, and it's all unironic

but yes different people are different in shitty ways, i agree with that. races have their base shittiness, but it also boils down to an individual level

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>Shoot a poor innocent boy who held his hands up and was on his knees crying for his life

Thank god your race is going the way of the Dodo. Good fucking riddance.

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>>26005149
>he thinks white people didn't rape and kill each other just as vigorously.

>>26005222
>calling an enraged 500lb charging negro who just violently robbed a store and assaulted a police officer a poor innocent boy who dindu nuffin wrong
things black people do

>>26004485
>getting triggered by this thread
White people

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>>26004630
You're not fooling me Kayden

>>26005236
>Non catholics
>White

>>26005236
Yes but then we created modern civilization and technology for you to exploit while muds continued rolling around in their own shit and raping babies.

>>26005207
Let me guess
They're all white and you bought the "we're all the same" garbage

>>26005080
>Give birth to the corrosive concept of racism and white supremacy
>Give birth to the corrosive concept of racism
>Give birth to [...] racism

Are you seriously implying racism between other groups didn't or doesn't exist?

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>Take 1st place in the Cuckoldlympics

>>26005129
more like WE ARE BRIDGES N SHEEEIT. Unlike the niggers who jack off to the handful of Nubian pharaohs of Egypt and extend those achievements to every welfare queen and pavement ape stinking up the public trans. The funny part is that if those Nubians ever came face to face with modern niggers, they would probably enslave them too.

>>26004733
>the struggle
>should i get a job or rob this defenseless old man/woman???

FUCK niggers.

>>26004733
>have meme jobs like working as a bartender/barista or in "PR"
>have everything handed to you on a silver platter, bitch about when the tiniest things go wrong i.e "omg my uber driver took 6 minutes to show up L I T E R A L L Y can't even"

You're thinking of White women, who are in active competition with Black women to try and be the most vile cunts on the planet.

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since i live in LA i guess this is a litle more biased. our white people:

>meticulously read food label ingredients with a concerned face
>drink green juices from local organic juice bars
>act awkward around minorities people.. in the rare chance they ever are
>think that everyone cares about their feelings
>ignore you when you're trying to be let into traffic
>spend $8 on a tiny package of almonds with vanilla bean in it
>literally hang out at health food stores every day
>go to yoga classes that are 100% other white people

>>26005408
That's wholly inaccurate......there are twinkie asians at yoga too in LA.

>>26005408
thats like white thirtysomething women the post

>>26005408
meanwhile blacks and latinos get fat on unhealthy food, fuck those ppl

>>26004485
Things White People Do:

>Unironically support Trump and think he'll save the US even though all he does is act like a dumbass and has no policies beyond le wall and #BanAllMuslims
>Blame everyone else for the world's problems then get upset when a brown person succeeds at life
>Genocide and kill natives then say they're being genocided because a brown person sneezed near them
>Reply to low quality bait threads like this one every time because they know all this is true but posting on a Maori Tap dancing blog is the only power they have in their lives anymore

>>26004485
you guys scream racist all day, then you make a thread like this, i don't get it...

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>>26005523
>tfw millions of this nigger's relatives will literally die in the coming wars of the 21st century
>tfw they're currently shitting in streets and having no souls

>>26004574
neets btfo

Fugging original comment too, famalama

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White people are literally and figuratively cucks nowadays. They will never again see the greatness of their ancestors or at least until the end of the era of the next great race(chinese).

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>>26004750
>that look on her face when she realizes she's being recorded

>>26005448

hmm maybe at more trendy/young places. i'm talking about $15 kundalini yoga

>>26004485
>vegan
The No. 1 front on the Internet for veganism is a black guy (vegan gains, doofus)

>>26004750
I liked the stumble/rearing at :25 Literally like a cow.

>>26005408
god I miss dating rich bitches from LA

they may have been yuppie as hell but at least they weren't degenerate

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>>26005578
>Not taking shitty bait makes me a nigger

>>26005171
this board is such trash now. Wtf am I even reading

>>26004694
Things white people do:
>fall for the b8

>>26004485
Literally only one of those applies to me. It's the high five one because I need dat smack sound to be right.

a lifetime of hip-hop listening has obviously done me some good in the eyes of black people.

shit white cucks do
>make race threads on 4chan
shit black betas do
>make race threads on 4chan

You retards don't have to live in harmony, but you do have to abide by the rules.

>anglos
>white

>white people: "black people am-"
>doxxed, career destroyed, lynched

>>26004820
Say it with me, boys:

WE

>>26005133
This was incredible. Thank you, man.

>>26004598
It's actually a thing that autistic people have trouble differentiating between different temperatures. So they have trouble realizing if they're hot or cold, etc. Its why you either see them in a tshirt and shorts in the winter, or a thick winter coat (usually red because they think it makes them move faster) the second temperatures go below 60 .

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>>26004485
become employed
raise children
not get shot by police

>talking while eating

My dad and I don't do this. But every meal I've had with other white people they ask me questions while I'm eating. Sometimes I feel like a non-white in a white persons body.

>>26005523
>Unironically support Trump
you gotta look into trump some more man, he really is excellent.

>>26004574
>>26004630
>>26004703
>>26004819
>>26004856
>>26005133
>>26005968

Get triggered by light hearted joke threads and post serious, butthurt ridden as fuck posts that make the rest of the white population cringe in shame.

You cunts are an embarassment.

>>26006272
ok muhammed

>>26006272
yeah. white people can be stupid about this shit.

If we're really so superior then I don't see why you'd feel the need to get defensive. Letting shit get to you is weakness.

>>26006320

>proving the point perfectly

>>26006352

One of the greatest things about being white is that so many of us can be completely fucking retarded and we are STILL superior to every other race

Why the fuck do white people try and make Mexican food? They always rewrite the recipe to satisfy the "healthy uppity" crowd.

Fuck that I'll just go to the Taqueria down the street from me. Shits good and they all speak Spanish so you know it's authentic

At least they haven't touched Menudo

>>26004574
Kek

>>26004733
Double kek

I just want to see how butt-hurt one can get.

>>26004574
>>have jobs
>>work for things in life instead of demanding to have things handed to them because of the color of their skin

Yet I bet you shitpost on the daily in wagecuck threads.

>>26006372
Why do white people make such bland shit food?

>>26005075
You're pretending to be something you're not to make a point you clearly know next to nothing about? Autismus

>>26004733
>have meme jobs
better than having no job, nigger
how's the welfare btw?

>>26006485
but italians have some of the best cuisine

>>26006487
$12000 in gov bux per month. How's being a cuck treating you?

>>26006501
>italians
>white

ohboy

>people still get defensive about their skin color

>>26006546
o right forgot southern euros arent white
slavs neither

Reply "123" to this post if you wished every white person would die TONIGHT.

>>26006485

>implying French food is bad
>implying a classic British roast isn't god tier

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>non-whites literally believe that high-fives are more important than having a job

this is why we (the whites) are going to kill all of you

>>26006546
>>26006580
Fuck off with your "Aryan" bullshit, slavs and southern Euros are part of our European heritage, and like other Whites are considered worthy of hatred by cultural Marxists.

>>26006525
>being a cuck
>implying I'd date a slut who craves black dick
get a better argument, shitskin

>>26006661
>hur your concept of race is bullshit
>lets just lump them all together

>>26004485
>Wine tours
Fucken don't knock it till you try it

What people think wine tours are:
>Snobby tasting of wine op and cheese
>Overly polite, pleasant conversation.
>Buying expensive bottles of stuff you can't pronounce

What wine tours actually are:
>Getting blotto drunk off your head
>passing out on the grass
>vomiting on the bus
>guzzling litres of cheap wine, practically thrown at you by the cellar door staff

>>26006661
Wow it's almost as if different people have created different groupings of people
Almost as if it's socially constructed who gets to be white or not.

>>26004485
>redo high fives
Nah dorks do that shit and people trying to be funny or ironic. Maybe it's a white person humor thing but it's not a whitey thing
>Wine Tours
I've never been to one but i'd have to assume niggers aren't wine people.
>casseroles
nope. type in sole food into google and see niggers do pretty much all the same shit.
>Facebook check ins.
Yeah right dude. That's if the white has facebook and if they're popular and preppy enough to think of such shit. Otherwise no.
>Veganism.
Nope. I know a bunch of niggers that do this. Ghetto niggers don't do it because they are dumb and can't afford it but if you get a slightly intelligent nigger--they'll have at one point tried vegan shit because reasons.
>"lets do a silly one".
mmmm yeah whites do this and it's annoying. This is the only one I can give you realistically.
>Brunch
phhhhhfff nigger you're living in a fucking fairy tale. I work in Las Vegas and niggers definitely don't miss their brunches.
>segways
Maybe segways in "freetime" or as a hobby but I see niggers riding segways too. More as a work thing.

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Why are white people so crazy

>>26004750
Christ, that looked awful for everyone involved.

>>26007029
>white people do little things that really don't effect you at all THEY SO CRAZY
>shitskins literally destroy entire countries and it's perfectly fine

Things white people say:

>Thanks for the warning, Officer!

>>26004598
I do this and I'm black. I think it has to do with the fact that black people tend to live in warmer areas and aren't used to the weather.
Whereas white people tend to live all over and in colder areas.

>>26007119
>can't differentiate endearing humor and racism
>being this much of a butthurt autist

>>26004485

>have a father

>>26004574
Black guy
>Yo, White people eat plain food haha
White guy
>*Posts infographics of race & IQ, comparisons of architecture and crime statistics*
Why? Do you not understand banter at all?

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>>26007581
Hahaha dude it's just bantz from us too hahaha like chill hahaha don't pop a cap in my ass haha please haha you're scaring me haha

It is physically impossible for a white person to be a robot. Being white is literally all you need to be a normie.

Race threads on /r9k/ are some serious shit-flinging with 0 progress ever made. I'd say they rival cut vs. uncut, atheism vs. christianity and console wars.

And this guy never gives up:
>>26007581

>>26007843
You know there is multiple posters, right?
>>26007734
>Yo, White people get their dogs married to their friends dogs haha
>*Posts photos of lynchings*

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>>26004485
>lets do a silly photo~!

NO FUCK YOU WE ALREADY GOT THE PICTURE

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why are school shooters always white? even cho had white skin

>>26007995
>You know there is multiple posters, right?
Yeah, and I know you're the same guy and that you deflect in that same way when someone points it out. Dunno why you're trying to hide the fact, I'm just saying.

>>26006272
Honestly, people who feel offended by threads like these should not be judged based on the color of their skin, but their age, because I'm 100% sure that every last one of the people you just quoted are insecure 16 year old boys. You know, the same kind of boy that angrily spams okcupid infographics when trying to denounce women, or shitposting cuckold/BBC porn when trying to prove black superiority.

It really doesn't matter skin color wise.

>>26008060
>I know you're the same guy
Well you obviously don't since that was my first post ITT

>>26004485
>build civilization
>walk on the moon
>invent everything
>cure disease
KILL WHITEY!!!

>>26008126
Did you just steal a new computer or something?

>>26008126
Was it the first time you posted effectively the same comment in the last couple of months? You're either the same guy or you're parroting shit you've read in past threads, and I'd say the latter is worse.

>>26008159
Actually I heard black people invented potato chips so i guess im wrong

>>26004913
first legitimate complaint, fucking dirt in my house

>let black men fuck their wives
>unironically spend their youth playing vidya

>>26008179
Nah man, black people wuz da kingz n shit.

>>26008027
Comparing stats on who kills the most is kind of a shit way to make a point when it comes to black people anon. The statistics on overall murder aren't exactly in black people's favor. Haven't you seen all those UCR stats that white people love to post?

>>26008163
A tablet tbqh
>>26008173
>Some people have similar opinions just like me
Holy shit, I wonder how that could happen

>>26005080
Its call the right of conquest you filthy subhuman

>>26008240
>similar opinions
You're using the exact same fucking words, drop the act.

>>26008338
You're wrong though, do you ever check thread stats or are you just a gayretard?

Hey don't be shitting on casseroles man.
You haven't lived until you've set yourself up one to walk back to after a hard days work.

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>all these ass hurt crackas listing off everything their race has done
>they personally have contributed L I T E R A L L Y 0% to what they have listed
>most likely do fit into "stuff white people do" category

I'm even white. Why so mad tho lol?

>>26008366
Do thread stats list the number of insecure black guys?

>>26008391
Are you trying to smash?

>>26004485
>severe global pollution
>shooting sprees
>commiting suicide
>creating israel
>mcdonalds
>cuckoldry
>consumerism

>>26008405
Yes, as a matter of fact I am.

>>26004680
>>26004778
Not necessarily only white names. Chief Keef's first name is Keith,
>>26005273
and Kayden is the name of his first daughter.

>>26004598
Because we aren't afflicted with sickle cell anemia

>>26006608
123

You'll all be extinct within the next century anyway

>>26004733
I think you are describing self hating whites, known as "liberals"

>>26004819
visit Southern america and tell me that again. Because hillbilly fatfuck americans don't exist. There's this stereotype floating around that americans are FAT, WHITE, GUN-TOTING MORONS.

>>26004539
Oh god i have seen Womans with smaller tits

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>>26007168
That's the funny thing about these threads, autists think they're legitimately getting attacked and get all defensive. I'm actually surprised there were no pol infographix in this thread. Nigs make fun of themselves all the time.

>>26004485

>white people
>Segways

i dont fink so pham

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>>26008659
White people be riding this shit lmao

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>white people dancing

Why cant you autists just learn to laugh at yourselves? You're already jokes in the eyes of society so you might as well learn to laugh

>>26008994
>jokes in the eyes of society
Lmao yeah right, at least we can say "Thanks for the warning officer!" and "Hi dad"

This thread is hilarious
>nigras post whitey memes
"hahaha whitey you so stupid"
>nigras get told about their subhuman status
"wow dude, why dont you understand my banter?"

>>26008725
>remove the handlebar
>suddenly black people are all over it

>>26009035
To who? You have no social interaction with anyone because you're as socially inept as everyone in this shitty board

>>26009215
The same can be said about you, Tyrone.

>>26004485

>Not liking brunch

It's an excuse to get stone drunk at nine in the morning and not be judged for it, what's the problem?

>>26007029
>boss, cheif
But i like it when my white co-workers call me cheif and stuff. It feels nice.

>>26006065

>Sometimes I feel like a non-white in a white persons body.

This desu. I'm white yet I find white people, white culture, their food, and their social norms cringe-inducing in every way possible. It's also cringey as hell when whites try to latch onto some other culture though, so I'm just trapped.

>>26009514
Same, and also I was born in the wrong generation. All this Justin Bieber stuff makes me roll my eyes.

>build civilisation

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>>26004485
Pic related motherfucker s

>>26009570

I don't really care about the generational stuff. Old white people are just as awful as young white people.

>>26004649
seto kaiba is japanese though. he only looks white.

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>All the shitskins complaining about white people
>don't realise that they would have nothing they do today without white people

It's okay, I understand you're envious. But please be a little bit more appreciative because without us we'd still be stuck in the 10th century

>>26004485
>protect the rights of other people
>atheism
>feel good about themselves
>start threads about white stereotypes
>antivaccerism
>science
>unnecessary vitamin supplements
>regressive leftism

>>26004485
>number of tumblr tier threads jumps from 2-3 a day to 16-24 a day over the past weekend
why is this? are the sjws out of college/work cause of the snow?

>>26006272
Well I can t tell if this is a "light hearted joke" or not. This is just plain text on a computer screen, we can t tell people intentions from this.
So as the white race is often assaulted on social media, people get defensive and assume these as legit attacks.
So no, there s no embarassment about this.

>>26004485
>facebook check-ins
what did xe mean by this?

>be gay pedophiles and start an organization for it
>be massive cucklords
>be school shooters
>be intelligent gentlemen wearing fashionable clothing
The list goes on baka senpai just smdh.

>>26007029
>Drink out of coffee mugs with 2 hands while closing their eyes and saying mmmmm
Legit kek

blacks on fucking suicide watch ITT

or at least they would be if they could afford healthcore LMAO

lack self-awareness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOHDkIxyu2A

seriously though, why do they do this

>>26004856
>stove
>boats
>firearms
>compass
>corn powered engines

That's some 10/10 bait right here.

>>26009197
This. No one even uses fucking segways anymore

>>26007995
Audibly kek'd

Black People are hilarious!

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>>26010006
found a picture of you

>>26006999

Things white people do: Reveal their pure autism by seriously responding, point by point, to a joke post.

>>26009696

>pure autism

If you honestly read the OP post and didn't immediately see it as a fairly harmless joke, then you genuinely should seek help for your aspergers.

>>26010020
Too close for comfort. Literally everything on that image is something i would say. Down to the moustache and bacon grease.

>>26010020
What's wrong with making your own furniture now?

I must say I find racism against whites pathetic. White people are the only race that have actually invented stuff and made the world a better place. Look at Africa and all those mudslime couintries, theyre fucking shit. They are raping kids, having gay sex, killing eachother having wars etc

You are fucking scum

DEATH TO NIGGERS AND OTHER SUBHUMANS

HAIL HITLER YOU UGLY CUNTS

W H I T E M A N I S G O D

seriously tho, if youre a nigger or a muslim i hope someone rapes your grandmother you fucking cunts

>>26010266
Nothing. But talking about it excessively is.

>>26004485
this is racist fuck off back to /pol/

>>26005890
>usually red because they think it makes them move faster
White people are Orkz now?

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>complain about niggers
>vote for Bernie Sanders

The hypocracy pham.

>>26008428
Butthurt about based Israel sterilising your women, negro?

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>>26008428
>>consumerism
Tf you talking about Jerome, this one corporation owns you're entire race my nigga.

>tfw Nike is probably the biggest supporter of Bernie 2016

>>26006546
So this guy is willing to ditch his other european bretherins for race-mixing? Awesome then several southern and eastern europeans for us shit skins.

But sadly, I'm only attracted to northern, and western european women.

can't handle the banter
blox

>things people do
>get really fucking upset about race

>invent technologies that run the world
>win wars
>possess worldwide cultural recognition
>look more attractive
>control the world

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>>26011250
>>look more attractive
>implying

>>26011327
That guy's face is obscured by a shadow because he's not attractive. Find a better example.

>>26004574
>work for things in life instead of demanding to have things handed to them because of the color of their skin

Right.
>White women/Asian women belong to white men!
>I deserve only the best education and career because of my statistically higher IQ! Stupid niggers always getting promoted above me >:(

>>26004485
>settling for shitty high fives
Shitskins everybody

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>>26011380
Here, this one good b0ss?

>>26011500
thanks chief!

Select all images with a recreational vehicle (RV).

>>26004574
totally rekt

>>26004598
yeah, why does every white person do this nonstop 100% of their time in their life?

>>26004614
if the forst one doesnt work,
the second one is smack your bare asses together

things black people do:
steal
shoot each other
deal drugs
eat fried chicken and watermelon

>>26009606
lol, all anime characters that have white skin are white.

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>>26005014
>food stamps don't get sold or stolen all the fucking time

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>>26008179
you have to let them that one

>>26004485

meth
tv dinners

>>26006485
because we could acquire food on a regular enough basis (having developed agriculture and decent farming practices) that we didnt have to load all our foods with spices and the like to mask the taste of rotten food

>>26012166
Kind of embarrassing and patronizing that a black history month has to exist in the first place, but the fact that they're celebrating the invention of the potato chip is taking it to a whole other level.

There's also the fact that potato chip recipes existed at the time he was born.

>>26008027
gang culture, to put it simply
if youre a psychotic person that wants to kill people and youre black then you can just join a gang and its much easier for you
if youre a psychotic person that wants to kill people and youre white then youre going to have a lot more difficulty finding a gang as most are fairly insular and dont make a habit of being as open about their clandestine activities as minority gang members and because youre rightfully pushed away from everyone you either become a serial killer or a mass shooter whereas blacks just do drivebys on other blacks

its really that simple

>>26004598
>he cant handle the cold
>he gets triggered by low temps

Ez lmao

>>26004485
>rule the world
>invent civilization
>invent science and technology
>financially support all the lesser races

>>26004485
>all these butthurt autistic white neets being absolutely devastated by this thread


L M A O

Learn to take a joke

>>26012514
>invent civilization
>invent science
Are Semites white?

Yes but can they make dank memes?

>>26011393
>being this much of a minority
Hahaha

>>26012515
>niggers cant handle the bants
learn to take a joke mate

>>26012533
No but whites like to take credit for things desert people did

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>>26004506
>dont really wanna die, just need a change of scenery

>>26005134
>dont talk about things I don't like!
Every thread you post in man.

>>26006272
>black people
>make ridiculously offensive comments with impunity
>backtrack when people don't like them
This is honestly the same as "it's just a prank, bro."

>>26012700
What is ridiculously offensive about "white people do brunch"?

>>26012546
I'm white blud

Stop being so mad, its just a joke thread on a Somalian ship stealing tutorial webspace.

>>26012793
>conflates banter with being mad
you act like a nigger lol

>>26012731
Making fun of the cultural practices that are dear to people is offensive. I think black people would be offended if we regularly made fun of their barbershops/salons.

Secondly, they always lead to jokes about incest, beastiality, and school shootings, and they always have some hack academic or activist on hand to justify these jokes as empowering.

>>26012916
You're probably right, and I'd say those people are just as silly for getting offended. In an ideal world the banter would flow.

>sitting on pol and r9k circlejerking about minorities

>>26013103
things blacks do:
>sitting on twitter circlejerking about whites

>>26013013
Deteriorating race relations are fueling both sides. You should expect people to get offended.

>>26007029
In all honesty this one made me laugh.

>>26008195
As opposed to ironically spending their youth playing vidya?

>>26005080
That is weird when did slave owners stop viewing slaves as people and just property. Yea they owned them but like how jails own inmates. Cheap or free labor free shit food stuff like that. But how do you look at somebody and see no one?

>white people are goofy and friendly
OH NO
If only we were more barbaric.

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>>26005133
>best
>art

>>26005080
>reasonable outcry
Not a single outcry from any of these groups has been reasonable, and the acceptance of them by the establishment is even less so.

>>26005133
Fuck, I love being white.

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>>26004485

shit racist ass crackers do

>>26005133
Hahahahahahahah. My fucking sides.
Shitskins on suicide watch after this.
Shit you will hear from dumbass niggers:
>b-b-but muh white people have everything in life handed to them on a silver platter
Meanwhile, 90% of the r9k users are white.

>>26013667
This is evil and oppressive !
Why is there a white CIS scum male in that picture ? Why not put a black independent woman, you racist fucks ? There are black scientists too !!!!!1111
That's it, white males went too far with their arrogance.
#blacklivesmatter let's start burning cars and smashing shop windows, boiiis show them how civilized and important we are for society

also daily reminder, if you are white GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD

Being white is literally living life on easy mode, you guys just cannot be robots

>>26013736
reminder if you have tumblr sjw opinions are a normie redditor and should go back

WHY CAN'T WE JUST LIVE IN UNITY!!!

>>26004819

>raise their children

A lot of them don't, and a lot of those who do aren't very good at it.

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>>26013736
This is the true robot pill, also exclude niggers since they aren't human.