>only have selfie pics in the mirror
>no friends to party take pics with
>no girls to take pics with
>no money to go do activities and get pics of myself
>only match one horrendous 2/10 that i don't even know how i swiped left
>make a fake stacy account and start checking out what pics the chads have
>get an awesome idea
>search 'snorkeling' on google images and find a pic of a guy with my skin tone and hair color/length
>perfect pic because it's kind of blurry and he has a mask on his face
>add it as my second pic
>get 4 matches in 3 days
>1 of them is actually decent
well fuck. i'm wondering what else i could do. maybe find a guy at a party with sunglasses on or something and my same hair style (i just have short, dirty blond hair).
anyone got ideas?
hmm i'm not sure if i should have more than 1 pic with no face visible at all. i think i'm just gonna shoop a pic where someone is wearing a suit and put my head on it
pic related, i'm still looking though
i think the photo at a party would be hard to shoop, i would have to find a guy who looks like me and has sunglasses or something same with the pic of nature, the background will be a lot of leaves and hard to shoop looking realistic, this one has mostly solid colors
how pathetic is this, really? i guess it's the equivalent of girls using makeup
well i'm not using someone more beautiful than me really. i mean teh guy in the suit might have a slightly better figure than me (not that it will show the waist down anyway) and the guy snorkeling doesn't show anything but his hair, it's just to say
>look at me i'm fun, i don't sit in my room all day, i do activities!
i'm not using some buff guy's 6 pack ab pics that would be catfishing
fuck off normie. i live in a uni town, all these frat boy chads with their pics of worldwide travels, $1000 suits, sportscars, etc didn't pay for it themselves their daddy bought it for them. they are literally getting the attention of women for their daddy's accomplishments. i have to play dirty. i had to work to afford uni, i didn't have time to do all that shit or afford nice things.
and girls shouldnt even give a fuck about that stuff but they do
>got on tinder
>meh profile with 2 pics
>swipe on everything but pictures with kids, black girls, fat faces, and blonde bimbos
>don't swipe often
>get 2-3 matches every few days when I go back to it
>profile and pictures give me nothing to talk about with these girls
Maybe I will just spam "hey" or "netflix and chill?" and see how that goes.
>hey, just so you know I really support the black lives matter movement and rights for all people, whether they be transgendered or non-binary or whatever gender, I support them. I believe women should be paid more and never, ever judged for their sexual promiscuity, in fact, they should be lauded for it. Now I'm finna watch some Netflix, too bad I don't have someone to chill with...
>netflix and chill
I don't even talk to people anymore because of this shit. Fuck, girls say this to me now, and I don't even want to talk to them because of it. I don't even care if they'd sleep with me. Gah, doesn't anybody want to do anything interesting anymore?
Fuckin Millennials. Selfies are for people so desperate for attention that they feel the need to take photos to show other people what fun they're having.
Here's some life advice, kiddo.
1. Never take selfies. It's narcissistic and pathetic.
2. Quit the online dating. It's for losers and degenerates who are too scared, lazy, or incapable of meeting people in person.
3. Find a good woman to date, not some loose floozy who has sex on the third date. Studies show the more sexual partners you have, the more likely you are to divorce. Divorce means your kids are going to be fucked up mentally. A real man does what is best for his kids, for his family.
Oh, don't bother. Even women our age aren't worth the time it takes to converse with them. All that reproduction will mean for these poor bastards is that they will have to sacrifice their dignity time and time again on the altar of keeping their marriages together, retaining their shitty jobs, etc. Also, have you actually spent any time around people in their early twenties? When a bunch of them are together in a room, they don't interact. They use their phones and ignore one another. That's why they need online shit to get laid. Fuck, that's a better system maybe, because at least most of the women on those sites and apps are actually looking for sex.
>make tinder 4 days ago to see the hype
>have bull shit bio and terrible selfies
>swipe right to everyone except black chicks and fat chicks
>have 50matches already
>still dont give a fuck
at least I know I'm decently attractive, I guess.
I've had no luck
> first date didn't text back
> second date was boring
> third date went on 3 dates with me then dropped me
And now I haven't found anyone for months. Why is 2D so much superior?
>a bunch of social retards who never get invited to bars clubs and, parties, let alone actually have friends should give up on one of the few chances they'll ever have to realistically date and then magically just find a good woman to date.
For someone who isn't a millenial, you definitely come across as stupid as one.
>1. Never take selfies. It's narcissistic and pathetic.
that's the only pictures i have or can get
>2. Quit the online dating. It's for losers and degenerates who are too scared, lazy, or incapable of meeting people in person.
yes, i am pretty much incapable of meeting people in person. i don't know many people and i don't have much free time to go out and be super social
>3. Find a good woman to date, not some loose floozy who has sex on the third date. Studies show the more sexual partners you have, the more likely you are to divorce. Divorce means your kids are going to be fucked up mentally. A real man does what is best for his kids, for his family.
well i have had ZERO sexual partners and i'm 23yo.
also i can't just 'find a woman' where the fuck do i go?
>just go outside and beeeee urself!
Dont take advice from autistic neckbeards on the internet who act like their life experience is the gospel truth. I can guarantee from the anger and self righetousness in that guys post he hasnt touched a tit in years.