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how did you celebrate your 18th birthdayy r9k ?
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how did you celebrate your 18th birthdayy r9k ?
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>>26001436
crying in my room
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sucked a guy's dick and lost a fart contest to a smurf
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I got a state ID and watched shrek 2 on television
I dont celebrate birthdays
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By letting it past by like any other uneventful day. My parents wanted to throw me a big party by inviting their friends. I refused them and they party almost every weekend back then. It was awkward for everyone.
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>>26001465
I, too, cried in his room.
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>>26001436
Sauce on image?


Hdjcidkdudkskcisisicuc
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>ride bike to gas station
>ask for pack of kamel reds
>show id
>smoke first legal cigarette while riding home
>work on AP English homework
>smoke regularly for next three years
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Had dinner with my grandma and shitposted on 4chsn the rest of the day
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I have absolutely no idea. That was almost 6 years ago. Going by trends, though, I probably did nothing.
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>>26001436
Had a steak and lobster meal with my family, opened my presents, had some ice cream and cake, and did some schoolwork.
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>>26001564
You sucked your parents' dicks and you know it. Lie of omission, parent fucker.
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similarly to this >>26001564
i spent most of the day shitposting because i was finally able to do it without hiding things that could give away my age
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>>26001536
>4chsn
we know you didn't waste any time proofreading your posts, carelessfag.
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>>26001436
i didn't lmfao

all i got for my 18th was $20 and a birthday card from my mom
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>>26001643
Blame it on the alcohol
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>>26001476
Confirmed for underage. You dont get a state ID unless youre under 18 and dont have a drivers license
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I fucked my one and only GF a few days prior. Had dinner with family I think the day of. Then drove up to LA with GF to look around. Was alright
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>>26001436
Is that supposed to be cool cause it looks awkward af tbqf
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>>26001682
My bad. Cant into reading comprehension. Maybe I shouldnt drink and shit post at the same time
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>>26001682
I was 18 and didnt have a license
Legally, I needed an ID. I was legally ineligible to drive because of damaged peripheral vision.
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In my rooom alone. Sigh
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I honestly can't even remember.
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Bought a cigar and a lottery ticket
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>>26001436
bought a big bottle of Jack and got blackout drunk with some friends.
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>>26001436
I got like 10 bucks, and four happy birthdays.
That's it.
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Went to a Japanese Steakhouse with my family then probably fapped to some Tiger goddess' soft pussy later that night.

If I had to redo it I'd probably get high and fap to multiple tiger goddesses' soft pussies
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>>26001436

Ended up drinking at a bar with my dad because my "friends" never showed up to drink with me.My dad only came because he found out I was at the bar alone and he probably felt sorry for me.Just fuck my life up senpai.
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>>26001682
I don't know what state you're in, anon. But if you're over 18 and don't drive, you can still get a state ID.
Why in the world would the state require you to take a driving test?
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Dinner with parents and smoking legally purchased cigarettes and still-illegal weed with my friends afterwards.
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>>26001826
>>26002317
Why do you like being dizzy and sick
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i'm 29. i honestly don't even remember. i'm fairly certain i was working that day and was happy i could finally by cigarettes by myself.
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>>26001436
I was talking to an online friend on Skype, no real celebration
I did see a few friends around the time but not on my actual birthday and we didn't do much other than get drunk together
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just had mine 3 days ago and i spent it sleep and talking to some friends from r9k. no one was home and i spent it alone.
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Was in hospital because my baby brother had meningitis.
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I honestly don't remember my 18th birthday, or many others, for that matter.
What I theorize happened
>sleep in
>wake up to 4chan and anime (erryday)
>normal day
>mom either makes a cake from boxed mix or buys one from the store
>family goes to diner down the road for dinner
>have pancakes, scrambled eggs, sausage, and toast with strawberry jam
And that's probably it.
I don't even think I had any cake, I might have been sick. I have a habit of catching a cold or something around my birthday every year, which is honestly pretty convenient. Makes people leave you alone.
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Went Paintballing with my dad, brother & brother's friend because I didn't have anyone to go with. Forgot my glasses at home so I couldn't see ANYTHING the entire time.

Went for some meal at a chinese place and the staff came out singing happy birthday and I was about to die of embarassment, but it was for someone else.

Then my dad took me to the pub we've been to loads of times before.

Could have been worse. Pretty much every other birthday has been me sitting alone in my room feeling sorry for myself.
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>>26002467
>or many others, for that matter.


my mom always brings up this "so-and-so year party" and i just don't remember any of it. i know i had some good birthday parties, but i really don't remember them other than bits and pieces at this point. she has some pictures of them and even looking at them doesn't help at all.
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>>26001698

This desu what the fuck is even happening in this picture? Why are normies so degenerate
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I went to an all day megaconcert with about 10 friends if I remember correctly. Most hung out with each other and other awuaintences who were there. And the biggest band was just 30 seconds to Mars and they didn't even play the kill. 19th birthday was sadder.
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>>26001436
I was in jail. Drank a room temp coca cola and ate some ramen noodles
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I didn't. Stopped celebrating after 13, birthday parties are for children and girls.
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Went to the cinema with my brother and a friend of mine.
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Went clothes shopping with my mom, and she paid for it and also bought me an expensive trip to the barber's. Dad forgot, no big deal I suppose. I put on my new clothes with my nice new hair and I watched anime in my room with the lights off.

I still get all dressed up to do nothing at least once a month.
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>>26002764
I can tell you are probably 16 years old, because that was what I used to say to myself to rationalize nobody caring about me at precisely that age
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>>26002599
guy at his 18th birthday got a striper, got horny, fapped in public
i can understand that hot striper
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With friends in my house, I remember it was pretty bad
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>>26001436
my parents fucked off 300 miles away and i was at home alone, i bought cigarettes and booze, got drunk and played video games
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>>26001436
Gambled.
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>>26003027
Why must you be so real
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>turn 18
>go to a party with all your friends
>they bring a stripper
>you're so horny you start masturbating in front of everyone
>now there are pictures of you on the internet doing so and all your friends have seen your ugly dick

JUST
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Got lit af and got a qts number. It went downhill from there
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>>26003158
hes rich so its ok
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>>26003138
It doesn't get any better lad, we're probably better off dead.
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I had a lovely steak dinner with my girlfriend at a fancy steakhouse. I wore a suit and everything
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I got high, stayed in my room, and coded. It was a friday too.
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I had a cake with my mom and then I got drunk by myself
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>>26002981
>>26003185
Are you a woman or a just comfortable in your crossdressing?
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>>26001436
I didn't realize until 2 weeks later when I realized I could buy my parents alcohol.
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I threw rocks through the windows of a couple negro houses then drove up north, went skinny dipping in Lake Michigan. My bf then gave me two blowjobs. Lay on the beach and cuddled a bit after. It was a good day.
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>>26003352
I don't cross dress and I'm a male actually.
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>>26001436
I bought a shotgun and pressed it to my chin while staring in the mirror contemplating if I could take any more of this insane world. That was 7 years ago. I'm still wondering if I should have just pulled the trigger.
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Called my oneitus fat
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>>26003425
Something about being taken for clothes and an expensive haircut accompanied to David Bowie's face... Something effeminate about it.
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>>26001436
Went backpacking alone on the Zig Zag. Slept under the stars, got high. Really good time, I just wished I a gf to accompany me.
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>>26003597
I don't know why you would be wondering about me at all. I'm just a regular dude who takes pride in his grooming and fashion. I hope this satisfies your curiosity.
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>>26003707
Perhaps because I want to be friends. We both shouldn't be on this board, and you know that.
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Bought cigs and played vidya best day of my life
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i don't remember because days look exactly the same for me and have done for the past 5 years
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>>26003789
sorry mate that sounds rough
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>>26003745
Do you think we've talked before? Also if we're going to have a chat we should probably get off 4chan
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>>26003844
We should. I do't believe we have.

Add me on Steam.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/thypostman
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This thread made me realize that it's been a solid 4 years and change since I had to be worried about the fact that I was posting on this site as a minor.

Where did the time go. I remember it like it was yesterday.
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Got some Vinyls with my bros, played Smash on the Wii U with them, got high And jammed out in the garage.

Good day
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It was a couple of days ago and I got offered to go clubbing but decided I'd just fuck everything up and feel out of place so I went to sleep for half a day instead.
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>>26001471
what level was his real account?
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>>26001436
I went to 711 at midnight and bought a pack of cigarettes because I could. The guy behind the counter shook my hand as he sold them to me which I always thought was weird as fuck. Then I bought a bunch of candy at that same 711 and gave the cigarettes to a friend to smoke.
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>>26001436
With my girlfriend and my parents, then later went out with friends.

Parents adopted a Sea Otter in my name. Dad gave me a watch. Mom gave me money. Grandparents stopped by to drop my gift off, a coat. Girlfriend gave me sex and two shirts.

Here's a picture of me posing like a tard while my mother took pictures during my 18th birthday.
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>>26005416
man, he was welcoming you to the club. no wonder youre here

>day before got high on oxy
>took ACT in morning
>go to prom in evening
>bought first pack of reds
>drank all night at the hotel
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>>26001436
Did coke for 24 hours while my girlfriend at the time was drunkenly grabbing my friends dick.
My friend slapped the bitch and told me that I needed to stop being such a faggot and break up with a slut
.
.
.
I took that girl's virginity, I don't know why she became such a slut so fucking fast. Fuck insecure girls
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>>26001436
Jacking off to lolicon.
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>>26005597
REEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OFF OUR BOARD
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I built a cake and shared it with my college roommates.
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Home alone. Went out to eat with family the day before, though.
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>went to classes
>got on a bus to Cleveland
>slept in a hotel room with a bunch of normies
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>>26005683
I've likely been here longer than you have, so, no.
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>>26001436
I didn't. Nobody else cared at the time. I probably just played WoW, jerked off, and got high like every other day back then.
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i actually was watching porn as the clock ticked from 11:59 to 12:00

my first moments legally 18 were jerking off
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I honestly don't remember my 18th very well, even though it was only 2 years ago.
I just remember getting a lot of money and my dad baking me a nice cake

overall a nice birthday 8/10
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I didn't and if you did you don't belong here
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I went tandem skydiving with a friend
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>>26003080
more pix plz
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I've alwasy had sad times on my birthday for some reason and this shit solidified my dread of my birthdays

>Dad an I were coming home from doing fun dad stuff
>crazy bitch GF of MY dad comes in my room as my dad is about to hand me my cake
>starts getting mad and cursing at him, calling him a cheater
>dad hands me a pile of mountain dews made into the shape of a layer cake taped together with come candy
>shes still yelling at him as he walks off and gets me the real small personal german chocolate cake
>dad steps out of my room and heads down stairs
>i follow like a dumbass
>she gets into it reading some fake ass texts about "oh your pussy is so hot"
>i know shes lying
>one of my dads ex's come in as we are just about to leave and keeps him from leaving despite her loving him unconditionally
>dad and I try to leave out the back door
>ex blocks back door
>goes to front and pushes past ex
>get in car and drive around the block
>come back and nothing touched
Few Days later the Ex that loves my dad unconditionally has a sit down about this shit
>I tell her I can never forgive her
>find out years later it made her cry
>dont care because I never liked her anyway from the start

And that's how I come to dread every birthday
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>>26001436
Played WoW and bought a pack of cigarettes
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>>26003862
>that many games
How the hell?
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>>26005747
>I am literally a superior human
Kek.
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>>26001436
My cousin and his girlfriend took me bowling.
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>>26001436
got my drivers license, smoke'd a cig, faped to tranny pron
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By getting sloppy drunk and sucking my brother's dick.
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Got sushi with my mom and best bro.

It was the same night as our school's winter formal so I awkwardly avoided eye-contact with classmates who were all dressed up, having dinner before they headed to the dance.

Tomorrow will be eight years since then. I feel like I need to leave this place.
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I went to subway with my mum.

I'm not joking.
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i've forgotten about my birthday for the past 6 years.
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Had people over to my house and despite having a girl who was interested in me coming back to my house and staying the night, I drank myself into oblivion, spewed up and passed out. People later told me she called wondering what time she should come around and my friends told her there was no point coming around. I was pissed off but they were right.

Failed normie here. I wish I hadn't drank so heavily during my late teens to mid 20s. I was just so insecure I drank as much as I could to become the party animal everyone loved.

>tfw finding out years later no one liked that guy at all and everyone preferred me sober
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hard to avoid "celebrating" on my birthday
I was born in christmas day
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>>26001773

i cant remember my last birthday, let alone my 18th
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>>26006599
>that dinner scene with the other kids all dressed up
Fuckin thanks for the repressed memories coming back. ;-;
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sat in my room like usual
gettin in down bad about my oneitis and senior prom the next night
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Saw Iron Man 3 with my friends. Marvel tends to have a habit of releasing it's biggest movies 2 days after my birthday so it's usually my birthday plan to see them whenever I couldn't come up with anything else. Crushes my soul to know that people did a lot more when they had their 18th. 21st birthday is coming up, thankfully my brother and sister plan on taking me to a bar when it comes so I can at least feel somewhat normal.
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>>26001436

>tfw I will be 36 in a month and cannot recall a single thing about my 18th birthday
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>>26001436
Stayed at home, had a friend over, got a 3ds. Nothing big
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I don't even fucking remember. I think it was during spring break so my parents took me to the reservation and we had a cookout with our family.
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>>26005367
Was just about to post this
#silver4ever
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>>26001436
>>26003080
What the fuck is this? Looks like a birthday party over at the House Harkonnen.
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>>26001436

Studied for exams.
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Had a rum and coke with my mom at a bar then we left. I win.
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Drank my first sixpack and watched The Toxic Avenger. Pretty comfy memory honestly.
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>>26003352

>dat pic
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>>26009425
memories ain't shit
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>>26006855
jesus pls
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>>26006658
Yeah, thats what they say now...
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>>26007337
Im 29 and I cant.
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>>26001436
>Live in sweden, turned eighteen a sunday
> me and a friend has some drinks saturday night
>00:00 we go between a couple of bars
>find a sombrero on the sidewalk, wear it
>some roastie tries to steal it
>meet some female friends
>mom picks me up later
>birthday party with family later

Was ok
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>>26009425
>Junji Ito

gr8 taste anon
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My mom made my favorite dinner
That's it
I also had a beer I guess
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Ate pizza with my parents and got a laptop.
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>>26001436

Source on those images? There has to be more, or even a video
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Ok guys and gals. On my 18 birthday i had a gf. We did hang out but we didnt had sex. :) i was being myself i didnt want to be a negative person so i felt like going out.i wasnt into the sex really. So i just hanged out with my pals. We drank and smoked weed and such. When i got home i just played the ps3. Was the best until i hit my 20 twenties.

All of this, lets go have sex with a goat thing wasnt my style much and didnt knew people had goats. Its a bummer to know very late.

I wouldnt worrie much about the town hoe.
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>>26001436
I had my part-time job off that day and the next so I could go celebrate with "friends". I bought a bottle of Wild Turkey and some coke, stayed in my room and ordered pizza. I'm pretty sure I ended up pissing myself while I cried and watched anime.
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i had family and friends over. once all the people attending out of obligation left we drunkenly ran around on the ovals and through sprinklers at a nearby school.
i'm thankful for that memory, it's one of the better ones i have.
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>>26001436

>having your little polish dick and face plastered over the internet as marketing for a party hosting company

JUST
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>>26006302
he's correct
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>>26005597
>18
>can grow a beard

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CANT I
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>>26001436
I didn't
fucking OG comment here
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>tugging your dick while everone else watches
Oh boy I sure missed out
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>>26001436
i told my parents that my friends were throwing me a party and then i made my first purchase of alcohol and drank myself unconscious whilst crying in the middle of a forest, came back the next day and said i had a great time etc
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>>26001436
>dayy
>adding an extra y to compensate for your shitty unoriginality
this place isn't for you
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>>26001436
It's in a week, planning to kill myself.
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Working in my incles restaurant for below minimum wage. Such is life of a gook
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>>26010931
gtfo underage b& faget
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>woke up around 2:00pm
>my father completely ignored me
>mom wanted to take me to Applebees
>father upset that she was spending money
>had a terrible meal at Applebees
>grandma gave me $50
>mom gave me some terrible dollar store tea
>went home and cried
>opened a bunch of threads and tried to forget about my feels
>did
>actually spent that whole night laughing and enjoying myself with you faggots
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>>26001436

>woke up early to finish an essay
>couldn't
>went to school
>went home
>slept
>woke up at 2 AM to try and finish another essay
>spent 4-5 hours on the first paragraph instead
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>huge party
>parents pay for everything
>get enough cash to build a (then) great battlestation
it only went downhill from there
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I went out with some people from class (including the girl I orbited at the time). We played laser tag and then went to Applebee's.

I never said it was my birthday, but I guess they said it on Facebook. They got the waiters to sing happy birthday for me. It almost made me cry because no one had ever done that. Like I teared up, I was noticeably holdng it back. They talked to me less after that.
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My friends made me try some beer and it was fucking disgusting
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>Father works as a geologist for the local university.
>Brought me along to the craziest locations worldwide since I was 3 years old.
>Statoil commissions him to train their geologists in fieldwork. Of course the bastard wants to go to Svalbard 80 degrees north instead of Greece or some shit.
>Wants me to be cook, portable washing machine and in charge of fending off polar bears due to having weapon training.
>Arrive the day before my 18th birthday. Its +2 Celsius and raining.
>The team sets up camp while I prepare trip wires and dig the toilet about 2 km off in the distance.
>Father misplaced half the poles to my tent and can't find my sleeping bag.
>Shrugs it off like its no big deal.
>"Stiff up a lip, son!"
>Have to use everyone's coats as blanket. Its freezing and the top of the tent slaps wildly into my face every five second due to the wind and poorly constructed roof.
>Most miserable night of my life.
>Next day my father approaches me with my sleeping bag.
>"Happy birthday son! I forgot I packed it in a different box to save space."

Thanks dad.
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>>26001436
Legal age of drinking is 18 where I'm from so I went out with the boys and my girl. Before clubbing I had dinner with my family.
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At the pub with my two best friends, we got drunk watched Monty python and ordered chinese food then one of us threw up, it was ok i guess.
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>>26001436
Spent it with my close friends in a cafe. Pizza drinks and cake.
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Got drunk and cried alone
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>go see a team with my two best buddies
>it's a female robot and an aspie, female robot is coming over later for a blow job
>we play shadowrun,the board game for 5 hours straight
>they both die in a horrific car crash on the way to go get my "special birthday dinner"
Yeah it wasn't so good.
The special birthday dinner was just going to be as much weird shit they could fit on a Wendy's hamburger because I fucking hate Wendy's
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>>26001436
it was 10 years ago, and nothing happed, just like for the other 27
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I lost my virginity to the 34 year old crazy ex-navy lady who lived next door.
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One hundred and fifty posts in and nobody's commented on that grill's face.

Come on
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>Received 36k
>Saw friends with benefits with a girl that friendzoned me
>Visited the empire state building with a few friends that I don't talk to anymore

Depression sucked
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Ditched class and went from friend's house to friend's house having a fat smoke session and going to the driving range high af
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>>26001436
I honestly don't remember

I'm 22 now though
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>>26013257
>Recieved 36K
>Depressed

How the fuck?
I'm scraping by on 30 usd/week literally all of my problems would have been solved if I was thrown a wad of cash
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>>26001436
Alone in my room shitposting on 4chan. At least my parents wished me a happy bithday.
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>>26003080
Guy trying to adjust his dick on the right. kek
What the fuck is happening in that photo anyway ? Why are there so many girls ? Why do they look like it's just an usual thing ? Where do I even go to have a birthday party like that ?
So many questions.
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I got very drunk, had sex with a transexual pornstar (for free, she was a friend of mine) and she accidentally gave me a cigarette burn that is now a visible scar on my hand.
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Found another one. Wonder where the rest of the series is.
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>>26013743
He wants it
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>>26001436
>be me
>Birthday is coming up
>aww yes
>bought a gram of cocain and half an ounce of weed
>my norm sister said invite friends over for birthday
>invite like 40 people over like 25 say yes and some.say maybe
>night arrives parents preorder pizza and buy snakes
>8pm rolls around no one shows up
>9pm same
>10pm still no one
>1030pm pizza shows up
>eat 3 large pizzas
>snort cocain
>smoke weed
>pick up half gram herorine and 2 lsd tabs
>drop lsd
>shoot herorine
>smoke a joint
>wake up in hospital after my parents found me alone OD on coke and herorine
>get kicked out
>I now am 18 and 2 months I work on a bar 7 nights a week and work in a factory during the day
>I rent a flat in a shitty fucking cunt hole
>still have no friends
>still a virgin
>still hate fucking norms
Also INB4 not your personal blog
>INB4 OP CANT INB4 U CUNTS
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>>26001436
I was in Army BASIC - the drill sergeants gave me a can of coke.
It was really good
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>>26003352

>Plane rolled left, pitched up
>Instruments say it's dead level
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>>26005597

Jake Ryan? The fuck are you doing on here ya normie?
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>>26001436

>went quadbiking in the peak district
>hired a bouncy castle and ordered pizza
twas fun
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>>26013743
>poland
lmfao desu senpai
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>>26013942
My fucking sides, senpai.

Fuck der robot.
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My family went out to do something while I sat in my room, alone.
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I did nothing for my 18th birthday. I don't even want to spend time with my family.
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I honestly have no memory of my 18th birthday and it was a year ago. I'm pretty sure I sat home and did nothing just like any other day
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Invited my friends and my oneitis over.
Friends had a good time but my oneitis looked bored out of her mind and kept sending texts to her abusive Chad ex.
Bitch.
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>failed driving test
>fought with gf at the time
>parents took me to a strip club
0/10 worst birthday ever
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